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[wonderlandfairytales]

Hotch: ok everyone what's my worst quality? I'll start, I have no sense of humour.

JJ: you're a bully 👀

[tiodolma]

Colin Morgan and his... Merlin Costume ; _ ;

S1 Colin Morgan: This is basically eh my main costume. This is, this is the costume I actually wear in the very first coming into Camelot. This is pretty much, this my favorite costume coz this is probably my only one...so, sorry!

S5 Colin Morgan: Merlin is no longer the young boy that he once was even tho he is still wearing the same clothes that he was wearing when he was (CM laughs, screen shows ep1 opening) um...

[snailsandpuppy-dogtails]

IMDB, you are incorrect, she was not *creeped out*

[astronaut-long-for-ace]

Incorrect CM Quotes

Morgan: Rules are made to be broken

Hotch: Rules are made to be followed nothing is made to be broken

Reid: Glow-sticks

Garcia: Piñatas

Emily: bones

Hotch: 👀

[rabidwordjumbles]

The BAU team as quotes by my friends

Reid: I actually look relatively normal in this outfit

Emily: you think so???

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JJ: anyway, what were we doing?

Emily: the question of life

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Derek: I think she might be a bit in love with me, many women are

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Derek: remember; you’re not bad, Reid is just better

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Emily: it’s all warm on the outside, but still frozen on the inside… just like me

Penelope: it’s kinda sad when your spaghetti starts resembling yourself

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Hotch: you have the right to be whoever you are

Reid: not if you’re a violent criminal

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JJ: dear diary, today Hotch was a bit hard on me…

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Penelope: you have to decorate it with some leaves and some foodpaper

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Hotch: I can throw a knife. I’ve practice many years on my little brother

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Rossi: I was surprised that I slipped and I was even more surprised that it was a cucumber I slipped in

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Rossi: I was at work today and then I went home and then I went to sleep

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Hotch: *@ Reid practicing shooting* if you hit yourself in the leg and bleed out, just yell for me really loudly

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JJ: do you know what a sinner is? It’s someone who litters

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Reid: do you watch doctor who?

Rossi: no…

Garcia: fuck you’re weird, get a life

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Reid: Derek, tell them I’m cool

Derek: you’re not cool…

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Emily: Virgin Mary core, channeling Virgin Mary, serving Virgin Mary realness

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Derek: don’t tell them I live in Texas, do NOT fucking tell them that I live in Texas!!

[patrickispinky]

Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Emily: i'm the knife

Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon

[alana-reid-2005]

when will i be somebody’s god given solace 😭

[spencestiel-michelle]

*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*

Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing. 

Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen. 

Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever. 

Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n. 

[incorrect-ralvez]

Derek, at Emily's funeral: I need a moment with her.

Everyone: Of course.

Derek, leaning over Emily′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Emily: No comment

[lilliejareau]

emily: *wakes up in hospital after battle with ian doyle*

hotch and jj:

[velvetwilde]

What was the reason to look this damn hot?

[tiodolma]

MORGANA'S POISONING

Merlin Secrets and Magic Ep. 12 The Dragon’s Den

Colin Morgan: You see Morgana become so impassioned and ehm, so against Uther that it’s actually becoming quite dangerous and very worrying.

Katie Mcgrath: She becomes a vessel for a spell that is cast over all of Camelot.

(scene shows Kilgharrah saying. “The source of this pestilence is The Witch, the Lady Morgana”)

Colin Morgan: He is put into a position where he has to make a decision which is …very out of character.

(scene shows Merlin offering Morgana the poisoned water bag)

Colin Morgan: He has to uhm, literally poison a friend, you know, kill a friend, ehm, but for the greater good. It’s… (Smiles) It’s not an easy decision.

Katie Mcgrath: He can either save Camelot or let me live. So in order to save Camelot and Arthur and the Once and Future King, he has to kill Morgana.

Johnny Caps: Does he poison somebody that he, in a way, cares about but is suspicious of or does he let her live and therefore let the rest of Camelot die? Either decision is really difficult for Merlin.

Katie Mcgrath: He kills her because he believes he had to and he kills her because Morgana’s magic has taken her somewhere that his magic never would and Merlin and Morgana can’t be friends because of that. They started all from the same place but they’ve gone completely opposite directions and their friendship isn’t going to come back from that.

Johnny Caps: And we liked that because, you know, let’s push Merlin into uh, making a very very difficult decision and it is an awful decision that he has to make but there is hope there for Morgana because Morgause takes her away and there absolutely a sense that Morgause will save Morgana. And that creates for us a delicious dilemma because when Merlin gets to meet Morgana again, what would her attitude be towards Merlin, what would her attitude be towards Camelot, and what has Morgause been telling her?

Colin Morgan: It was important to get that right and uhm Jeremy Webb and director was great because he uh completely pushed us and spent the time on it.

Katie Mcgrath: I hope I never have to do it again. It was horrible. I made Colin cry, well I made Merlin cry but it’s the same thing.

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

Y/N: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Spencer: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Y/N: Holy fuck-

[criminal-mindsincorrect]

Reid smiling at his phone, watching Bluey with headphones on

Emily, walking behind him : What are you watching ?

Reid, full panic mod, slamming his phone screen on his desk : P*RN. ADULT THINGS. BECAUSE I AM AN ADULT. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE WHY DON'T YOU TRUST ME EMILY

[ralvezfanatic]

Y/N, to Spencer while straddling his lap: Glasses stay on during sex.

Spencer, who was about to take his glasses off: Oh, um.. okay.

Y/N: Wait I meant that as in my glasses. I'm blind as fuck.

Spencer, slightly confused: Oh. *moves his hand to take his glasses off*

Y/N: Wait no, keep yours on too, they're super hot

Spencer, still confused and now flustered: ...

[demonicbaby666]

Emily: [flips monopoly board over] Hotch: Prentiss! Emily: This is why your wife is dead Reid: Emily! Emily: This is why your girlfriend is dead Morgan: Emily: This is why you’re bald Morgan: I DIDNT SAY SHIT!