#cm quotes

[wonderlandfairytales]

Hotch: ok everyone what's my worst quality? I'll start, I have no sense of humour.

JJ: you're a bully 👀

[snailsandpuppy-dogtails]

IMDB, you are incorrect, she was not *creeped out*

[astronaut-long-for-ace]

Incorrect CM Quotes

Morgan: Rules are made to be broken

Hotch: Rules are made to be followed nothing is made to be broken

Reid: Glow-sticks

Garcia: Piñatas

Emily: bones

Hotch: 👀

[tiodolma]

colin morgan be like

"Merlin was a poodle in the early seasons!"

Poodles were originally bred for waterfowl hunting.[18] Despite this history, they are currently classified as companion dogs by the FCI.[18] Since the late 1980s, some breeders in the United States and Canada have been selecting for dogs with drive for birds in order to revive the breed for hunting, with some success.[30] Poodles are highly trainable dogs that typically excel in obedience training.[22] Historically, they were a popular circus dog. In addition to hunt tests, they do well in agility and rally.[11] They are among the most popular service dog breeds.[31]

"But then in the later seasons Merlin becomes an Irish Wolfhound!"

The Irish Wolfhound is an Irish breed of large sighthound. It is among the largest of all breeds of dog. It was developed in the late 19th century by G.A. Graham, whose aim was to recreate the old wolfhounds of Ireland, which were believed to be extinct. These had, by their presence and substantial size, inspired literature, poetry and mythology;[2][3][4] according to tradition, they were used as guardian dogs and for the hunting of wolves.

Irish Wolfhounds have a varied range of personalities and are most often noted for their personal quirks and individualism.[33] An Irish Wolfhound, however, is rarely mindless, and, despite its large size, is rarely found to be destructive in the house or boisterous. This is because the breed is generally introverted, intelligent, and reserved in character. An easygoing animal, the Irish Wolfhound is quiet by nature. Wolfhounds often create a strong bond with their family and can become quite destructive or morose if left alone for long periods of time.[34]

good old colin morgan quotes

[rabidwordjumbles]

The BAU team as quotes by my friends

Reid: I actually look relatively normal in this outfit

Emily: you think so???

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JJ: anyway, what were we doing?

Emily: the question of life

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Derek: I think she might be a bit in love with me, many women are

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Derek: remember; you’re not bad, Reid is just better

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Emily: it’s all warm on the outside, but still frozen on the inside… just like me

Penelope: it’s kinda sad when your spaghetti starts resembling yourself

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Hotch: you have the right to be whoever you are

Reid: not if you’re a violent criminal

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JJ: dear diary, today Hotch was a bit hard on me…

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Penelope: you have to decorate it with some leaves and some foodpaper

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Hotch: I can throw a knife. I’ve practice many years on my little brother

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Rossi: I was surprised that I slipped and I was even more surprised that it was a cucumber I slipped in

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Rossi: I was at work today and then I went home and then I went to sleep

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Hotch: *@ Reid practicing shooting* if you hit yourself in the leg and bleed out, just yell for me really loudly

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JJ: do you know what a sinner is? It’s someone who litters

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Reid: do you watch doctor who?

Rossi: no…

Garcia: fuck you’re weird, get a life

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Reid: Derek, tell them I’m cool

Derek: you’re not cool…

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Emily: Virgin Mary core, channeling Virgin Mary, serving Virgin Mary realness

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Derek: don’t tell them I live in Texas, do NOT fucking tell them that I live in Texas!!

[alana-reid-2005]

when will i be somebody’s god given solace 😭

[patrickispinky]

Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Emily: i'm the knife

Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon

[spencestiel-michelle]

*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*

Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing. 

Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen. 

Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever. 

Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n. 

[incorrect-ralvez]

Derek, at Emily's funeral: I need a moment with her.

Everyone: Of course.

Derek, leaning over Emily′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Emily: No comment

[lilliejareau]

emily: *wakes up in hospital after battle with ian doyle*

hotch and jj:

[velvetwilde]

What was the reason to look this damn hot?

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

Y/N: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Spencer: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Y/N: Holy fuck-

[ralvezfanatic]

Y/N, to Spencer while straddling his lap: Glasses stay on during sex.

Spencer, who was about to take his glasses off: Oh, um.. okay.

Y/N: Wait I meant that as in my glasses. I'm blind as fuck.

Spencer, slightly confused: Oh. *moves his hand to take his glasses off*

Y/N: Wait no, keep yours on too, they're super hot

Spencer, still confused and now flustered: ...

[demonicbaby666]

Emily: [flips monopoly board over] Hotch: Prentiss! Emily: This is why your wife is dead Reid: Emily! Emily: This is why your girlfriend is dead Morgan: Emily: This is why you’re bald Morgan: I DIDNT SAY SHIT!

[myanxietydemonaretootired]

Hotch: look at this team, we have everything. We have lesbians *points to Tara and Emily*, we have bisexuals *points to Spencer and JJ*, we have a guy who thinks he's straight *points to Alvez* we have a magical creature *points to Penelope*, we have trauma *points to a giant mirror*, and we have a tiny italian man *points to Rossi*

[thedelusionalbitchgianna]

*Spencer zoned out*

Derek: What are you thinking about?

Spencer: How long i'd survive if you suffocated me with a pillow.

Derek: What's wrong with you?

Spencer: Do you want a list?