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colin: I missed you🥺
pen: you missed me 🙂
colin: 🥰
pen: you missed me but you would never court me, is that correct?🧐
colin: 😳😨😰😥
#polin#he looked so proud when he thought he made her smile 🤣🤣🤣#i know his heart DROPPED#clueless boi#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#bridgerton
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Hear me out. Jason Grace would NOT understand meme culture or gen z jokes. Like. At all. This man is a dorky dad in a child's body.
Jason would just do a cool backflip or sumn and Piper would go "oh my gosh slayyy" and he'd get all serious and alert, draws his gladius and goes "Where's the monster I need to slay Piper? Where is it????"
Leo would call him a pookie bear, and Jason would be like "??? Frank's the bear" and "What is a pookie, it is a very peculiar sounding word" with the most adorable clueless puppy face ever.
Piper and Leo would be in TEARS.
Bc. Jason grace, the Son of Jupiter. Child of rome. Toppler of the black throne. Praetor of the twelfth legion. Slayer of krios. The golden celebrity of camp jupiter. Cold intimidating feral boy who most ppl even fear standing next to. Doesn't know what a pookie bear is.
Also, Jason would HATE HATE HATE the "womp womp" jokes (which Leo makes ALOT lmao) it's legit like the Bane of his existence.
Bc he doesn't get it? Like when Annabeth gives them all a very serious Architectural nerdy explanation about the exteriors of the new rome shrines, Leo would just go "womp womp" like so out of the blue.
Annabeth would be fucking furious, and Jason would be like super annoyed aswell bc. dude. What was the point of interrupting such a great nerdy yapping session, like, I was enjoying that. You killed the vibe.
(We all know it's canon that Jason and annabeth love yapping and geeking out in cursive together, so they BOTH hate the womp womp jokes with a burning passion BC IM TRYNA TALK HERE)
#He's a cute clueless wolfy boy your honour#Like technically slay is a very posh and old term for “kill” and Jason being Roman is ALL about posh and ancient terms#Jason and the Romans literally yap in cursive English. Using fancy ass words like slay and all.#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#jason grace#pjo hoo#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#annabeth chase#piper mclean#leo valdez#frank zhang#hazel levesque#nico di angelo#reyna ramirez arellano#reyna avila ramirez arellano
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Hiiii can I request popular yandere classmate x oblivious reader, oh and can it be smut pleassee?
Thanks for your ask! I started randomly naming all my yanderes even if they are all one shots, I don't know if I want to keep it though. We'll see. This one almost fucking tore me to shreds, I might need a break after this. Anyway, hope you enjoy!
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Yan!Popular Boy X Oblivious Reader (!!SMUT!!)
!Warning! This post contains yandere themes and topics that may be uncomfortable to people who are sensitive to the topic, read at your own discretion.
CW: not proof read, yous/yours used, gn reader, there is SEX, sloppy lewd writing, yandere tendencies, reader is kind of silly here. (LMK if I'm missing anything.)
!!READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION!! MINORS DNI!!
It was the first group project of the year! You and three other people were going to be randomly assigned together to work on a research project about something or another. The first two seemed like nice people but the third was Atticus, your friends have talked about him before. Wasn’t he popular or something? When the group met face to face you finally understood why, he was funny, charismatic and quite the looker. Your group decided to meet up in the library and you thanked your lucky stars that it seemed everyone was working well with each other. The other two in the group knew each other and were friends so when one of them had to leave later on in the day the other one did so as well leaving you and Atticus the only ones in the group still in the library.
Without the other two here, people were more inclined to come by to say hi to Atticus causing him to get distracted, you didn’t care much honestly, you had work to do after all. You overheard a couple of the people who came to talk to Atticus talk about some sort of group karaoke and that he should join them. “Sorry guys, I’m still with my group partner,” he apologized. You looked up, “it’s all good, this is just the first day after all.” Atticus looked at you incredulously. “See? Even your groupmate thinks it’s fine. Join us, Atticus, the girls are asking for you.” Internally he was annoyed, he already said no and the least his groupmate could do was back him up. Were you really that stupid? Eventually though, he was able to convince them to leave him alone. But when he turned expecting to see you still sitting there you were gone. Your stuff was still here so he assumed you went to get more material to research.
Scanning over the library he spots you eventually, struggling to reach for a book on a higher shelf. He sighs and starts walking over to assist but it turns into a run when he notices that you’re about to get toppled by said books. He covers you from getting hurt and curses at himself because having books fall on him fucking hurts. “What are you doing?” He says sternly, “if you can’t reach something ask for help.” He gasps, some of his true self leaked out, his image of a prince type is over. “Dang I’m sorry, you’re right. No sense in getting myself hurt, thanks! By the way, are you okay?” Suddenly, his heart raced, he didn’t know why. It might have been the way you looked under him currently, or it might have been the way you accept his rough tone with you, but either way he was going to explore it, explore you.
The project goes by smoothly, you still hang out with Atticus since the two of you exchanged numbers due to the project. You found it really weird though, each time you hung out with him and his friends, his friends were never able to make it. You hope you’re not scaring them away. Little did you know that if anyone is scaring people away it’s Atticus. The more time he spent with you was like heaven but also hell. He loved spending time and learning new things about you but, fuck, why were you not picking up any of the hints and flirty signs he was giving you?! Like today when it was just the two of you again, you two were at the movies and he tried to get an arm over your shoulder. “Oh my! Are you cold? Here, you can have my jacket.” And wrapped him up in your jacket! Sure, being able to smell your scent was nice but that’s not what he wanted! To rub salt on the wound too, after the movies his friends spotted him and invited you two to join them and you ACCEPTED! “Oh sorry, were you guys on a date?” One of his friends asked. “Oh no, we’re just chilling! We’d love to join you!” You responded. He almost choked up blood.
He went to his last resort and feigned sickness. Worry etched your face and you apologized as you helped carry him away. He convinced you to go to his place since it was nearby and was a bit hurt that you agreed so readily, you were going to be in a private space with him after all. Arriving at his place you helped him inside, all the way to his room. As you wished him better and got up to leave he tugged your arm. “Wait a minute,” he says. “Hm? What’s up, need something?” He hugs you, “I… I need you.” Not sure what he meant, but feeling like he needed this, you hugged him and both of you stayed like that for a while. That was, until his lower half decided to act up. “Do you, uh, need help with that?” You ask, almost too innocently. His face flushed, “help with this…?” “Of course, a boner is a natural part of your body, you know. Though I also heard that boners don’t happen just because someone is horny though…are you horny?” Atticus felt the blood rush to his head, all he could do was meekly nod.
You were sucking on his member, he could tell that you’ve done something like this before but maybe not too often due to the slight hesitation you exhibited. Regardless though he never imagined you would have been so willing to do this for him, should he have asked sooner? The sight of your mouth wrapped so prettily around his cock, he wasn’t the type that was quick to cum but just because it was you doing this act on him he felt close. He couldn’t have that, so he grabbed your shoulder and urged you on to his bed. “Take off your clothes,” he instructs. You did as he told, he gulped, he wanted this for how long now? It felt surreal that this was real. He couldn’t help but use his hands to explore your body, groping, touching, feeling your warmth. Your breathing quickened, you weren’t sure why he was taking so long, his exploration of your body started making you feel needy. You were close to telling him to hurry but let out a yelp when he started to suck and lick on your chest. He worked his way down to your lower area.
“What are you doing? Is all this necessary?” You ask him. “Please,” he begged, “I just need this, won’t you let me?” You whimpered, this is good and all but all this teasing is something you aren’t used to. He sucked and tongue prodded you for a while, you said that you would let him do what he wanted but you wanted to release soon and his tongue wasn’t doing that for you. “Hey, uh– hnn!!” Before you could say anything more he inserted a finger then two into you, rhythmically finger fucking you. Making sure to brush against your g spot each time. You were so close and Atticus knew it, so he stopped making you whine even louder. “Why did you stop?” “Grind on my dick,” he ordered. Sluggishly you got up and did as he was told. “Don’t even try to insert before I allow you to.” So you rubbed your sensitive area against him, slow at first but even you can grow impatient and you’ve been that for a while. Your wetness making a mess and with your bodies grinding against each other a squelching sound reverberated through the room along with the heavy panting and moaning. “Soon please?” You begged. Atticus needed you badly as well so he pushed you down on the bed again and aligned himself before pushing in causing you to scream out from the intrusion. He jackhammered you silly, “fuck, fuck, fuck, please. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,” he chanted like a mantra, “I need you so bad.” What followed was one of the hardest orgasms you ever had. He unsheathed from you and quickly went to your face marking your face all over with his seed.
After a couple of beats you asked, “hey, uh, can I have some napkins?” “S-sorry,” he scrambled to his drawer and took out a box of tissues. After you cleaned yourself up you asked, “I’d like to borrow your bathroom.” He told you that it was down the hall. You took your clothes and left his room, when you came back you thanked him. “Well that was fun! I’m going to head home now. I’ll see you later alright?” And left. He was shocked, how fucking clueless can you be?? He was going to make sure you understood that you were his now and he was going to move heaven and hell to make sure that happens, his darling.
#lovesick#yandere#yandere male#obsessive yandere#obsessive love#obsession#male yandere#male yandere x reader#gender neautral reader#gn reader#yandere writing#tw yandere#yandere blog#yandere boy#yandere x you#yandere x reader#yandere x y/n#x y/n#y/n#yandere fanfiction#yandere oc x reader#yandere oc x you#yandere x darling#yanderecore#gender neutral y/n#gender neutral reader#smut#yandere smut#clueless reader#oblivious reader
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04.04.2024
boyfriend hoodie part 2 (part 1)
this is the only crisis our precious boy should be having
reference here
#uhhh#just Yuuji asking his lesbian best friend for help#clueless sunshine boy#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#itadori yuuji#itadori yuji#nobara kugisaki#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#velvetdraws#bvtdaily#the rendering style is called 'I stopped giving a fuck and somehow it turned out better than when I do'#jjk fanart
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Leo: *dazed after a spanner hits him on the head*
Nico: If it’s a concussion you have to keep him conscious. Ask him questions.
Jason: What’s seven times seven?
Nico: No, you gotta ask him stuff he knows!
#they’ve been dating for a year and they still hate each other#valdangelo#jason grace#leo valdez#nico di angelo#heroes of olympus#pjo fandom#pjo verse#pjo hoo#incorrect heroes of olympus#incorrect valdangelo#incorrect Nico di angelo quotes#incorrect Leo Valdez quotes#incorrect pjo quotes#incorrect percy jackson quotes#incorrect hoo quotes#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo stuff#pjo text post#pjo boys#valdangelo bromance#valgrace bromance#disaster trio#chaotic dumbasses#the himbo trinity#Nico and Leo#Argo II boys#Argo 2 crew#clueless
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Charles: He’s not my boyfriend
Edwin: I’m not his boyfriend!
Charles: They don’t get it.
Edwin: No, why would they?
Charles: Let’s go baby 💋
#payneland#payneland endgame!!!#dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#charles rowland the clueless bisexual#I love my cunty ghost boy who can pull every magical creature in the world
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Some Enderal characters + my silly little arcanist because I've been rotating this game in my mind 24/7
#my boy erin bringing the bissexualism to the sad death tragedy game#I was like yk what this apocalyptic dark fantasy game needs? yeah that's right. a short little bisexual magic boy#enderal#enderal forgotten stories#vynblr#jespar dal'varek#calia sakaresh#dijaam onelys#tharael narys#lishari peghast#putting their full government names in the tags#oc.erin#sleepyscribble#it's so funny to me that like#very often I'll be going through this game's dialogue options like 'oh erin would definitely say that'#but also like I realize it's the flirt option. but he would not mean it as a flirt#so in my head he says stuff and everyone thinks he's firting while he's just like. clueless <3#except for jespar like those were genuine attempts to flirt#he tried there. he really tried
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omg clora’s boy disguise is so cute and pretty and just *chef’s kiss* i absolutely adore your artstyle! and your fic is so entertaining to read and is so well written! keep up the great work girl you’re amazing!
AW TY GIRLIE IM GLAD U LIKE MY STUFF!!🥹💖and ty for the nice message!!💖💖heres more pretty boy clora just for u BAHAHA💖 but yall thirsting after boy clora just got me thinking how seb has to watch out for even more competition LMAO i can just imagine clora laying on her boy-self's charm so thick (and basing her boy self's version on fairytales or romances she's read/trying to act like prince charming or some shit LOOL) and i defs put my own tastes into her boy design. i love the tom riddle-esque snooty pretty boys LOOL. its the same reason i was an ominis girlie when i first played HL before falling for seb SORRY SEB I WASNT ALWAYS LOYAL🤪
I DEFS WANNA DO MORE PREGGO CLORA its just tough since i do plan to write a bit of an epilogue when her and seb are older and they DO get pregnant, but also that wont be for a while...so maybe i will just draw it sooner instead🤔 and u are 100% right LMAOO if clora thinks seb is overprotective now, SHE AINT SEEN NOTHIN YET. HONEY ITS 4PM TIME TO GET INTO YOUR BUBBLE WRAP COCOON
seems like the perfect time to bring back this reaction image
#can you tell i play otome games from that first image LMAOO#ask#choccyart#boy clora can get it ok#clora is clueless when it comes to her boy admirers but when it comes to her boy form and if she got girl admirers??#i can imagine her being SOOO tickled by it and doing her best to try and live up to their ideal of a dashing gentleman or something BAHAHA#tamaki from ouran highschool hostclub mfer
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꒰♥️꒱» Funny Poor Boy eat a Pepsi Funny Cola.
Extracted from this specific moment from one of WayneRadioTV'S Chulip streams bc it lives in my head rent-free.
#lightheaded from laughing so;hard everytime i think abt it ‚ IT TOOK ME SO OFF GUARD THE 1ST TIME#the way he justTHROWS THE WHOLE THING DOWN THE HATCH?? & then immediately dies from it . it makes me insane#chulip#chu♥lip#punchline#love de lic#playstation 2#'tis worth noting that the only reason this happened is bc he was low on health and gaveit to him thinking it was a normal healing item#(fatal mistake)#that fact's essential to my enjoyment of this clip; it's Important that you know this. the “🧍♂️ <- Clueless” vibe of it all#i finally had time to pick these streams back up where i left off & i'm so happy abt it I missed Chulip sm <3 poor boy youre evrything 2 me
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they will have a spring wedding <3
#art#fanart#oc art#oc#bg3#bg3 fanart#bg3 spoilers#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate#baldurs gate fanart#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3 tav art#tav#baldur's gate 3 tav#tav art#bg3 tav#baldurs gate tav#the emperor bg3#bg3 the emperor#the emperor#tavemperor#tav x emperor#bg3 emperor#emperor x tav#the emperor x tav#tav x the emperor#OC: Aelric#aelric has read an entire paragraph on balduran he doesnt know SHIT#he's also not from baldur's gate nor is he from menzobarranzan. boy is clueless.
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Charles Rowland | Dead Boy Detectives 1.03
#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#jayden revri#dbda#mygifs#sometimes he's just a clueless simp#a very beautiful simp#dbdagifs#dbda103
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.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Hey everyone! Follow me on Instagram @reesejadyn3official for updates and more .𖥔 ݁ ˖
https://www.instagram.com/reesejadyn3official/
If you want, I will follow you back if you are a fan of umbrella academy, the boys, stranger things, any horror movies, such as 70s-90s movies, 2000s movies, and more. I have a lot of favorites. I would like you guys to be my friends, groupchat and more, if you want. Sometimes, I barely post on Instagram, I delete my posts all the time, of my arts. I will have to use digital drawing this time...
𐙚𓏲⋆Thank you 𐙚𓏲⋆
#the boys#homelander#the boys tv#antony starr#prime video#billy butcher#umbrella academy season 4#the umbrella academy 4#umbrella academy#ben hargreeves#five hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#90s movies#80s movies#the breakfast club#horror movies#clueless#instagram#the boys fandom#supernatural fandom#supernatural#cosplayer#follow me#group chat#digital artist
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lockwood getting ghost touched and only being concerned about lucy is CRAZY to me
they had to force him to get the adrenaline shot cos he didn’t want to get help im sick
#lockwood and co#save lockwood and co#lockwood library#george is so worried#my poor boy has been living alone w a reckless maniac#we need to save him man#and clueless lucy#and RECKLESS LOCKWOOD#LOCKWOOD PLS
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I always forget to post the little stuff here
#she loves the boy but he isnt smart#shortaki#hey arnold#betaruga-HA#helga pataki#i hope Arnold remains clueless forever
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YouTube: @liveland-editz
#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#charles rowland the clueless bisexual#edwin payne#crystal palace#niko sasaki#payneland#bring it back!!!!!!
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sometimes the boys keep you in the dark about what they’re really up to—they think it’s easier than trying to explain everything to you. you’re real sweet, almost too nice and too sweet, so they know you’ll have your own issues with their plans. and besides all of that, you’re still a kook princess deep down, and when you get the sense that anything even remotely illegal is going on, you make the jump to panic immediately.
so they don’t always tell you what’s going on-recon missions late at night are now exploring trips.
“why can’t we explore during the day, again? when it’s sunny?” you question, while jj shines a flashlight at your face, making you whine and cover your eyes. pope and john b share a glance.
“‘cause, princess, it’s more fun at night. otherwise pope couldn’t use all these gadgets. and it’s spooky, right?” jj throws in, hands wrapping around your stomach from behind and tickling. you start laughing, and they think they’ve avoided your question well enough for now. “see? havin’ fun now, arent’ya?”
“don’t worry, pretty girl, we’ll protect you.” you comply a lot more once john b says that.
at the chateau, when they’re all pouring over dusty old maps and books, you sit and flick through your phone until you’re bored enough to ask what they’re even looking at. the boys all exchange a glance—they do that a lot, you think absentmindedly.
“uh, john b?” jj asks.
“um, well-” john starts, but gets interrupted by pope.
“no, jj went last time, so it’s my turn now-”
“well, i can go again, if you guys are occupied with this-”
“not gonna steal my turn, jayj.” pope walks over to you, leaving the pages behind. you smile at the attention, happy just to not be alone.
“should i go make lemonade for everyone? will you keep me company, pope?” and he nods, looking back at the boys a final time.
“sure, sweetheart, let’s go,” and he takes your hand in his, guiding you to the messy kitchen.
just as you start cutting the lemons, you look up at pope, wanting to ask about what they were all so hyper-focused on—instead of being focused on you.
“will you tell me what they’re talking about?” you glance at pope shyly, always embarrassed since you worry if he thinks you’re dumb.
“it’s nothing to worry your pretty head about, sweetheart. just john b’s stuff, and we’re tryna help him, s’all.”
“can i help with anything?”
“you’re helping right now,” he reassures, and you feel giddy, starting the juice the lemons. “we all love your lemonade.” you come back with a pitcher of lemonade and a big smile, content to just lay around and watch them work into the afternoon.
if you find out they’re gonna be on the boat, and they didn’t tell you, it’s a whole nightmare on its own. so when they finally have the perfect calm day to go use the underwater drone, they pick you up.
you’re dolled up since it’s your absolute favorite—boat day! you’re wearing a flimsy yellow bikini and one of pope’s button ups over it, sporting john b’s old sunglasses and your matching shark-tooth necklace from jj. you climb onto the boat with your little pink cooler and the romance book you’ve been reading this week, before they take off into the ocean.
“uh, princess?” jj asks, and you look up. he gestures at your cooler. “didn’t peg you to pack bait for us, but i mean, i’m grateful-”
“ew, jayj, no. it’s snacks!” you look at the others excitedly, opening the pink lid and taking out sliced fruit and carrot sticks. you pass them to john b, who passes them to pope, who then hands it to jj, who starts eating. “there’s also ranch for the carrot sticks, but i made it myself so it’s a lot healthier than the store-bought kind. and sandwiches for later. i love boat days.”
you curl up with some apple slices and your book on the little seat, the boys looking at each other. a little while later, when they start what they really came out here for, john b catches jj and pope staring at you.
“i’m gonna propose. today.”
“not if i do it first.”
#all this from one line from kie where she makes a joke she packed carrot sticks n yogurt#i looooove clueless reader x all three boys <333#john b routledge#jj maybank#pope heyward#obx
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