#clowns who smoke weed

[stonernoob]

😚👌🏻🔸🔶🔸

[tawnyisacolor]

what hallows are you weenies weenerin?

[x-ieatboyz-x]

🤡clown core🤡

[komodo-xx]

WHO ARE YOU IN 5HE WIFI POLYCULE

WE GOT:

BILLY: hes the Killer from Saw and a Good Little Boy. Hes a little bit clown'd and also his head came off but we put it back on hes ok (his green ribbon)

LIL SIP: just a little guy from the thrift store (he got soggy with coffee almost immediately after adoption but hes ok he protects the wifi)

KEEF: wild ride vibrator and suction toy from Spencer's and he loves to sing so loud and be a little guy

ANDY: doll haunted by a starbucks employee who died in drive through, we do not know who made him. He hides things from us. (At least) 1 year partner

SLURP: just hanging out

[suicidal-blasphemy]

🎀🥀🖤🩸👻💧✨️🫦🍃

🌬Minnesota, nice. 💨

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[pintsizedp0thead]

it’s spooky season

[neonnymphnaomi]

Happy 4/20 from your fave jester

[xoxoshhhhhh]

[xxenbypunkxx]

[stonernoob]

✨ 𝕕 𝕦 𝕟 𝕔 𝕖 ✨

[hxxrtsurgery]

L1v3 c4ptur3 0f m3 tr71ng t0 d0 4 fr3nch 1nh4l3 4nd F41L1NG!!!! 0_=

Someone plz teach me how to French inhale without going to another planet in tha process

+++da clown makeup :p

[orbtii]

Last pic I have from the con

Smoking fat doinks in Amish

[heippalappu]

my sillay pathfinder gnomeguy name of sikke (or chicory 🙄)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[opossumfool]

Got a dab pen from some furries and this shit is laced with pheromones.