#clownlife

[afieldofcrowns]

Start the new year by finding your clown

a new blog post in which Andrew announces plans for a weekend clown intensive in February 2025.

All the way back in the fall of 2012, I finally succumbed to the pressure of my friend’s unsolicited encouragement that I should pursue theatrical clown training. It just so happened that her teacher, Helen Donnelly, was offering an affordable entry-level weekly clown one course at a time that I was craving a new approach to performance. I needed to redefine what performance meant to me. Twelve…

[ask-hannah-blog]

Yo, Pretzel again! 🥨🤡

First of all, thanks a ton for the info on the estrogen! I was getting kinda scared in regards to some of my... growth. I guess that explains some things. I'm lucky you were there because with the way things were going, I think I would have stolen your right to be called "Honkers" lol

It's not too bad, at least. Always wanted a big butt and aside from the sound effects and the bumping into stuff, it's been alright so far. Well, okay, I've been kinda gassy these past few days, but I've also been eating like crap. So I'm sure the toots and burps are just passing through. At least I hope😬😵‍💫😣

Shame about the estrogen, but I get the feeling that he flu will do the transitioning for me anyhow. I guess I was just hoping my transition could still be something I took control of instead of the flu. Ah, well...

Main reason I'm sending an update is because of a definite clown life update from yesterday.

I was getting some groceries, being the anxious bundle of nerves. I usually am in public (not super clowny, I know...) and just stared down at my phone, waiting my turn with the cashier. The woman in front of me was wearing a cute pair of heels, nothing too crazy, close toed and everything. I took a closer look at them and expected my next thought to be something like: "Wow, nice shoes!"

Instead, what popped into my head was: "That's some hot toe cleavage!"

Toe cleavage?!?!?!!? What the fuck is toe cleavage?!!!!??! And why was I slobbering over seeing some stranger's toes???? As she walked in front of me I kept trying to catch a glance at the back of her heel in hopes I would get a peek at her soles when she took a step. What the fuck. I tried to focus back on my phone and noticed the camera app was open. Don't need to tell you what happened there.

I hadn't had a single sexual thought about feet my whole life. Not one. Never found feet to be a turn-on. Then again, neither did swallowing dildos like they were trick swords.

This stuff is freaking crazy! I wanted to apologize so badly, but I didn't want to freak her out, and truthfully, I didn't want her to see my huge dumb teeth...

I guess that's how it starts. First, I'm drooling over whatever toe cleavage is, and then eventually, I'm licking my own toes clean in utter ecstasy.

#Clownlife, Woop woop....

Hope you're having a better time than me, Hannah.

much love ❤️ ✌️💝👋💜

Pretzel! What are we going to do? 🥨

😩

I’m right there with you. Someone, I’m unfortunately think Daisy must have let one of my bimbo clients in on my new… sigh… fetish. She spent half the session rubbing her feet, and pink high heels complain about how “they’re all hurty I wish someone would wub them…”

I was barely able to stop myself from going “Yahooooooooo!” And diving in!

My brain is just telling me “you’re a perverted cartoon now, act like it.”

BUT as sexy as that foot clevage might be, ya gotta delete that picture. Even if we’re losing our minds we have to remember not to involve people that aren’t consenting to it. That’s what seperates us from the villians.

…

My hand just typed out “Send me the pic before you do!” Nice to know I can’t trust my hands now.

We gotta meet up girl, I NEED to smell those pretzel toes and dip them in cheese!

Nope nope, not me, not that.

What I meant to say you have my sympathy for going this alone, and I’m sorry it took the control you felt over your transition from you. I don’t know how anyone feels in control of any of this shit.

And I don’t know where this Honkers stuff is coming from. I am still flat as a board lol.

Anyway, love hearing from you. Best of luck, I’m not sure how many of these I have left in me.

[jespertheklaun]

credit: @melodymangler #clown #clowns #sexy #sexyclown #clownbabe #clownlife #clownlove #clowngirl #coulrophilia #🤡 #klaun https://www.instagram.com/p/Cky7ZIBOUxR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kimihiro133sm]

Honk honk loool🤡🍭 .... I do not know why I have more paranias with clowns since I was not to enclose so much people from this market💥💥💥🍃 .... #clown #clownmakeup #clowngirl #clowngirls #clowncore #viral #artist #artoftheday #memes #joke #meme #clownart #joker #artistininstagram #harleyquinn #jokeoftheday #jokerlovers #clownmemes #clownlife #clowndoll #kimihiro133sm (at 𝙲𝙻𝙾𝚆𝙽シ︎) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfpFUktpUyC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ashsomethingart]

SWIPE LEFT FOR LEAS CENSORED VERSION! New t-shirt graphic for @mischieftheclownofficial! Check it here——> https://mischief-the-clown.creator-spring.com/listing/mischief-censored-design-by-as?product=369 #clown #clowncore #clowngirl #mischieftheclown #tshirt #merch #teespring #carney #clownlife #haunt #hauntclown #pinup #art #drawing #design #mischief #dogitalart #digitaldrawing #semirealism https://www.instagram.com/p/CkrAGMnv0hl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[reecypontiff]

Loki is the sexiest part-time clown.

Sylvie knows it. I knows it. You knows it.

The evidence speaks for itself:

So many Loki clown variants!

Why, there's Nihilist Clown Loki:

And Irritated Clown Loki:

Suddenly Naked Clown Loki:

Clown for President:

Dad Clown Loki:

There's something especially fetching about Sad Clown Loki:

And who could forget Kitty Clown Loki:

There are a hundred other Loki clown variants, but Tumblr would only let me post 10. Feel free to add more.

[vintagraphblog]

Hoop-La!

This vintage circus poster shows a leg high kicking through a hoop held by a clown. Circa 1903 illustration.

Buy Hoop-La! poster | Vintage Illustrations

[sleepdeprived-idiot]

new selfportrait dropped

i forgot which colour is on which side this is so sad

[pizzatimecomix]

Pizza Time- Clownin' Around

[laurenroseh90-blog]

😂😂😂

Bastards

Clowns 😂 🤡 💕

[queenofblending]

🥳👵🏽1/2 way to 70!👵🏽🥳 As a belated treat to myself for surviving this long & turning 35 last week, I waited til it wasn’t 90degrees, glued shit to my face, wore this gorg. @cosmic_unicornz dress I ordered for #dragcon (rip 2020), went to the front yard, scared the neighbors and then took it all off. back to bra-less in pajamas.🤷🏽‍♀️ was nice to be in original form, even for just a moment..😪 💝HBD to fellow May babies celebrating at home!💝 🌟hair clips- @missalphabet 🌟dress- @cosmic_unicornz 🌟shoes - @yru 🌟💖🌟💖🌟💖🌟 #cincodemayo #clownola #35yearsyoung #elderlylove #oldermodels #agedtoperfection #finewine #oldertheberrysweeterthejuice #midlifewomen #clownlife (at Altadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAGySGQnhet/?igshid=pe51qdgi7gt6

[jespertheklaun]

Credit: the lovely @pippsypinwheel #clown #clownlove #coulrophilia #clownbabe #clownbeauty #prettyclown #sexy #clownlife #sexyclown #clowngirl #klovnen #klaun https://www.instagram.com/p/CkOZiqggAkL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[moderncircusfreak]

This is home, and the best part is, I get to take it with me everywhere we go.

[guild-of-thespian-puppets]

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by The Guild of Thespian Puppets (@guild_of_thespian_puppets)

#goodbyebyebye #goodbye #youngerhunger #clown #clowns #clownpuppet #mirror #fyp #foryoupage #foryourpage #sadclown #puppet #puppets #puppetry #puppeteer #puppeteers #puppeteering #puppetlife #clownlife #thespianpuppets #guildofthespianpuppets https://www.instagram.com/p/CANuJoVH3-4/?igshid=17d4l47fsaa6k

[sanguis-caeruleum]

#lockdownlewks Week 4: Monsters under the bed #clownmakeup #clowncore #cosplay #clownlife #sadclown https://www.instagram.com/p/CGyhodUnhZF/?igshid=kxn3pstayyub

[loritoelpayaso]

¿Y qué tal estas caricaturas? No solo el traje naranja, sino también el rojo y de mimo 🤪 Y vinieron con Flyer y Banners para las redes… Me voy corriendo a hacer los cambios ya jejeje 😁 Pero cuéntame que tal y conversamos 😁 #payaso #payasos #clown #clowns #mexico #venezuela #caricatura #dibujodigital #dibujo #LoritoElPayaso #Mexico #caricaturadigital #caricaturas #caricaturapersonalizada #ilustrando #illustration #dibujosdigitales #caricaturaspersonalizadas #clownlife #vidaclown #Ilustracion #IlustracionDigital #LaPayasaPepita #LoritoYPepita #Flyer #Banners #ilustração #ilustra #carica #Venezuela (en Caracas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGIwIwBHkLh/?igshid=klrgdhj8hm1g