#clown life

[nor-the-noodle]

HELP! Clown husbandry!

I have recently found a clown that was was abandoned by a railroad, my first thought was a train clown, but when I went up to it looked more like a birthday due to its coloration. I would usually leave wild clowns alone but due to the closeness to the train tracks I had to check it out, and I’m glad I did. When it saw me approaching it didn’t look scared but it was hiding something. A smaller starving kit, that looked to be no breed I’ve ever seen, with a leash to the tracks! I of course got them both off the tracks but I can imagine why someone would do that!

So right now I’m asking for help on identifying the breed so I can find out who did this.

The adult is very colorful but has very sad face markings, its frill is rather flat and holey. It has short boots and no leg coverings, similar to an acrobat.

The kit has feathers in its hair and a short cape. Very minimal facial markings, mostly around the eyes, and it’s frill is large and poofy. Coloration is more browns and whites with the occasional purple(?). It has heels with bows on them, akin to the subspecies ballerina. I’ve never seen anything like it.

Any help is greatly appreciated.

[obsidian-metalhead]

Shopping with clowns! What would you buy at the clown store?

[happy-harleys-house-of-humor]

I think I should get breast implants with bicycle horns inside.

Thoughts?

[clowndollbaby]

No...no

...can't buy more clowns...too- too hard...

[clowngiirl]

[vveirdvvitch]

You ever do something so embarrassing you’re just like

[angeloftheodd]

Me every time I randomly remember a detail about someone who has made it clear they don’t give a fuck about me: 🤡

[like-this-post-if-you]

Like this post if you've worked as a clown

[catb-fics]

has Sardy seen your story at all?

No! I kept checking it though on the off-chance that him or Mr McCann himself might have viewed it 🤡

[twistedbudz]

Honk Honk! 🤡 I'm high as fuck from hitting my rubber chicken pipe, and I have a clown horn. 🎈 High Honk! 🌿🎪 Stoner circus style.

[obsidian-metalhead]

‼️ALERT ‼️

BLOCK DON’T INRACT WITH USER

This person is attempting to fetish mine in the clown community.

They’ve given me multiple uncomfortable art requests and I’ve firmly said no. They continued to double down causing me to block them.

THEN

They went on to request that content from CHILDREN!!!

[happy-harleys-house-of-humor]

I’m confused which version of canon Harley do you play? Is she still with joker or did she leave him? - mun

((This is my own special version of Harley. She is not with the joker. She is single and trying to pull her life together.))

[clowndollbaby]

Great news! I've achieved 3 more clowns today! One doll, one small k's collection figure, and one meico music box figure! They've already been put in the clown cabinet but I will show photos of then later!

[born2weird]

My friend told me he’s going on a date with a guy in a clown school. Here are all the questions that popped into my head he refuses to get answers to

1. Why

2. Is there a union

3. Is he wealthy

4. Does he see this as a long-term career

5. Is this a deal breaker

6. Does he have another job

7. How flexible is he

[estcaligo]

in conclusion, year in review💀💀

⚡️caligo's longest and saddest tag lol 🐊💖⚡️

[theclockworkowl]

Clowns are beautiful and amazing.

That is all.