#clown adopts

[mrthful]

another fackin clownnnnn,, ota, cuz tbh idk what to price this freaky mfkr at XoP

[clown-sip]

Clown Adopt Catalog: Patreon release

[lemonmatronicsart]

Furry Clown Adopts!

Raising money for a vet and meds visit for my cat!

First to pick/pay is first to own, usually I’d be fine with holding but this is urgent!

Claim an adopt by dming me!

Ican take payment through paypal of cashapp!

Each adopt is $15 each!

Otter Clown: Open

Moth Clown: Closed

Poodle Clown: Closed (ON DISCOUNT ($10))

Like my work and wanna support me? Commission me on Ko-Fi!

Can accept Cashapp as an alternate payment method

[korbydaze]

Disco clown up for adoption!

[small-sketch]

🎃SCARECROW CLOWN ADOPT🎃

$3️⃣0️⃣ through my Ko-fi!!! Link here! 🔗

[vagabond-art]

Please message me if you’re interested in this adoptable!

[casperway-clown-shelter]

Jubilee

Adopted

Jubilee is a 3 year old pierrot mix who was surrendered for now resolved health issues. They are a sweet heart and are relatively easy to tend to but I would prefer they go to a home knowledgeable of higher needs pets Incase old health issues crop up.

[bookshelfpassageway]

yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill

[coffit0]

This happened in canon btw I was there trust me

[clown-sip]

Little Chompers and how to earn them!

[kailings]

🌷 Spring's around the corner! 🌷

[jester-japery]

Video credit - @harlequin.grim on Instagram

So lovely to see that there are such good clown owners out there!

This clown I believe is a pierrot/circus mix! This video is a great example of how to provide your clowns with stimulation while on outings and how to be a responsible owner!

(all activities should obviously be tailored to breed)

[klownkare]

TOYHOUSE / TWITTER <- (some content not suitable for minors)

[bethdehart]

Clown Bun Adopt

A cutie patootie! I used this generator for inspiration: perchance.org/lgbt-furry-oc !

Buy here: https://ko-fi.com/s/82a2f50e85 !

(For $3 a month you can see exclusive sketches, sneak peeks at upcoming adoptables, and behind the scenes content of my comic hallowed hijinks! https://ko-fi.com/bethdehart )

[32rabbitteeth]

Meowscarada / Blacephalon!

Edit: SOLD

[suzukiblu]

WIP excerpt for Clockwork Clown behind the cut; “Clark panic-adopts his teenage clones (yes, including the supervillain one)”. (( chrono || non-chrono ))

. . . does this mean he’s expected to actually eat the pie, though? Superman cannot actually be expecting him to eat the pie. 

. . . . . . he is, isn’t he. 

Match eyes Superman, and then eyes Thirteen, whose mouth is currently full of pie, the useless idiot. Presumably he’s just trying to limit further conversation with Superman, which admittedly might be reason enough to actually eat the stupid pie. 

Ugh. 

Match eyes the pie. And the ice cream. Which is twice as much “dessert” as even makes sense, frankly, and since “dessert” as a concept doesn’t make any actual sense itself, that is very much saying something. 

There is absolutely nothing of any nutritional value whatsoever in literally any of this. Arguably the fruit, but it’s slathered in sugar and . . . whatever else, exactly, is in pie filling. Some kind of syrup, maybe? Molasses? He has no idea. 

It smells vaguely like cinnamon, so maybe that. 

Match actually isn’t sure he even knows what that tastes like. He definitely doesn’t know what pie tastes like, because who the hell actually feeds a metaweapon pie? Aside from Superman, who is objectively insane and also objectively stupid. 

He doesn’t know what Superman’s going to do. 

He doesn’t know how to be–he doesn’t know what Superman expects. How he’s supposed to perform, or what he’s supposed to–to do, or not do, or– 

The Agenda uploaded all their initial expectations for him in development, and stated adjustments as necessary. Superman–hasn’t done that. 

He said to consider himself stolen, and he said he didn’t belong to the Agenda, but mostly it’s been lies or unclear generalizations, not actual orders. Very little that was clear-cut or stated outright; just things he'd needed to either figure out from context or . . . assume. 

Assuming things about a new owner’s unspoken rules is not something Match wants to be doing right now.