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[httpiastri]

Accidentally cutting him while he’s shaving and you’re near tears because you feel so bad but he’s so sweet about it

omfg 🫠🫠 im….

i imagine it's one of the first times you help him out and so you're still not really used to it. it's all going smooth and you think you're finally starting to get the hang of it, when suddenly you hear him suck in a breath. the reaction is enlarged by 1000 in your head because in reality he barely even reacts and there's barely even a little drop of blood, but to you it's like you gave him a full on stab wound in his chest… pepe just looks himself in the mirror and goes "oh" before wetting a towel and cleaning himself up. but you freeze, just blinking up at him and feeling your pulse increase instantly because… you just made him bleed…..

he doesn't even notice your reaction at first – because, again, it's not a big deal to him – but when he does, his eyes soften as they land on him and he instantly cups your cheeks in his hands. he's very "what's wrong? hey, it's alright – i'm not even bleeding anymore! don't cry, please, seeing you in tears hurts more than the cut…" and all kinds of words of comfort just to calm you down :( and then he has to promise you like 10 times that he indeed is alright and give you 100 little kisses to make you feel good again 🥺

[napstabl00k]

Those sonic prime gjinkas from my day out today

[sketching-shark]

“‘To tell you the truth, Master,’ said Pilgrim, ‘when I, old Monkey, was king on the Flower-Fruit Mountain five hundred years ago, I killed I don’t know how many people. I would not have been a Great Sage, Equal to Heaven, if I had lived by what you are saying.’”

-Journey to the West, trans. Anthony C. Yu

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TBH to this day one of the points I find most interesting about Xiyoji is its presentation of & the questions it implicitly raises about what kind of violence is acceptable and what kind is unacceptable, such as with Sun Wukong being berated by Tang Sanzang for having murdered so many individuals he lost count vs. the monk’s intense admiration for the Tang emperor despite this man also being described as an someone who had “countless people” killed, including, or so the text heavily implies, his own brothers. It could just be an example of that old trend where if you win your wars you’re considered a great and benevolent ruler but if you lose you’re remembered as a bloodthirsty demon.

[spiderwarden]

A gesture of affection Minthara does for her partners is fixing their hair.

[halffootguildofficial]

”erm hey there, I’m a representative of the Cherubs™️ squeaker , we’ve met before pal but anyway I’ll cut to the chase, you’ve been sneaking around the multiverse taking to other chucklefuckles! Don’t think I’ll let you get away with this. … well I am technically letting you get away with this- but you’re on a warning!”

-@ask-cherubs-inc

"Oh, shove off. I'd hardly call what I did sneaking around... Marcille's the one who did all the work bringing him here," he grumbles, "All I did was stay in my tavern and offer a customer a drink. You want to complain about me talking to other Chilchucks, go complain to her. If another Chilchuck shows up around here at some point, she's going to be the one who tries to get us all together, not me. I know to leave well enough alone."

"I'm certainly not in any rush to go and find more Chilchucks, don't you worry about that. That other me is fine and all, but..."

"Well, there's a reason I wasn't chomping at the bit to meet him."

[detectivebambam]

Sisyphus can complain all he wants but does he have to brush three feet of thick, curly hair? no.

[tiktaalic]

You should hang your head upside down and just stab into your hair with reckless abandon with the scissors and then flip it back around the right way to see your abstract art piece

This is good advice but my hair looks like this. It doesn’t move and it doesn’t hang enough to be silly when attacked

[teleomancer]

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[chiisana-lion]

final class meetup was super fun this one guy i really didnt like redeemed slightly in my eyes due to how cute his 4yo lil sister is and how he very much adores her. she called me kakak ;u;

[the-shy-artisan]

Second Beastos baby is finally finished! :D

I'll be packaging him up with his letter and trinket next~ He will be sent out as soon as I can figure out international shipping (I've never done it before ;; )

I'm going to take a few days off before I start working on the next baby, I need a break from this pattern. I've been working on these guys since mid to late last year, and I'm starting to feel a little bit of burn out ;;

[neverendingford]

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[anthyies]

parents are fascinating you will have not worn a dress since high school prom and they will be like but you should shave your legs! what if you want to wear a dress!

[cozycreaturescorner]

oh hey i got some hair cut

[raziraphale]

idk if this is a general loblaws thing or just an atlantic superstore thing but it's so frustrating that it's the only chain grocery store with a decent bakery. you go into a sobeys bakery and you just know that an alarm would sound throughout the store if any of the employees so much as looked at a stick of butter. it's not a humane environment for a baker and my sad breakfast should be used as evidence in a court of law

[aboutmetamorphosis]

who is elisia and why are they having a wedding?

my parents 🥰 who’re also my children 👩‍👦‍👦 they’re having a wedding 💒 cos marriage has a nice 💍 to it does it not? here’s an exclusive sneak peek at our wedding moodboard just for u: