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Next to Normal revival but with Aaron Tveit playing Dan Goodman this time.
#next to normal#aaron tveit#broadway#my stuff#that hum in our hearts when the overture starts#close enough to normal to get by#15th anniversary remaster album announcement made me think of this#he's 40 that's the perfect age to have had a baby when you were 22 and didn't know what you were doing
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Even after learning their secret identities, the hero community always insisted that there was something inhuman about the bats. No one doubted that their intensive training had a lot to do with it, but it never quite explained how they could evade a Kryptonian's super senses, how they could melt into shadows, how they could function so long with little food, little rest, little oxygen if need be. Most people dismissed their uneasy feelings, but there was something strange about the bats, something uncanny, something that made them different from the arrows and other vanilla human members. And, slowly enough that no one really noticed, it was getting stronger.
Until one day, during a diplomatic meeting with the ruler of the Infinite Realms, when High King Phantom turned to Batman and his brood and literally brightened. "Oh! I didn't know you had liminal members!"
Or: through a variety of factors (proximity to death, their own death/near death experiences, exposure to the Lazarus Pits, the favor of Lady Gotham, immersion in Gotham's own cursed ambient ectoplasm, being a close knit group who continued to expose eachother, etc.) the batfamily have been becoming liminal/ecto-contaminated without noticing. The powers they're developing have been subtle, and align with the skills they expect to have, so no one brought it up when they started being able to hold their breath beyond human limitations, or got so sneaky that they literally seemed invisible, or had a lucky miss when they expected a bullet to go right through them. And they always exuded an unsettling aura of fear, so no one else thought anything was out of the ordinary either. By the time they meet Danny, Gotham counts as one of the most fiercely defended ghost haunts on the planet, with so many territorial liminals patrolling the streets.
#bruce is probably pretty upset that he and all his kids are now noticably undead#also alfred stopped aging at some point and seems to be functionally immortal and noone really thought about that either#danny is able to explain so much shit to them#a lot of stuff that they thought was just normal vigilante behavior because 'hey we all do it' turns put to be very definitively ghost shit#I'm imagining them having something close to ghost powers but less flashy#like maybe they can't go fully invisible but they can meld into shadows well enough that they functionally are#and they can't become intangible at will but they can get potentially harmful strikes to pass through them#they have a common suite of powers because of the way they trained together but some of them develop unique skills#Barbara gets a bit of technopathy and Cass gets shadow travel and Jason has the strongest intimidation aura that sort of thing#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny phantom#dc#batfam#my rambles#my writing#edit: fixed a typo lol
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Yippie more O' Medusa drawings!!
Probably one of my last big batches for a while :')
@naffeclipse, happy early birthday and i hope you enjoy your blorbos!
Previous art of these two: First - Second - Third - Bad end
EDIT: absolutely kicking my feet and giggling over every single comment/tag you guys leave THEY'RE SO SWEET THANK YOU SO MUCH
#tags in order of the drawings#YIPPIE I FINALLY HAVE (at least 2) REFS FOR BRIAR NOW#i have no idea how to draw the gods sadfdksbbfbsd i hope it's close enough to the actual statue#I think it would be insanely funny if Briar actually tore it up on the dance floor if they finally get the chance to dance again#snuggle time!!#POV : you keep bugging Eclipse to go with you to the market#Creeks is my favorite song on the playlist#Included the “Bad end” scenario at the end because im really happy with how it turned out#and im really happy with it ngl#the playlist is perfect to vibe with when im drawing them aa#feels appropriate to include it with all the other drawings#my art#these are all the non-spoilery drawings!#I'll post the spoilery ones in a separate area for ease#also turns out these guys are insanely fun to draw when stressed about exams :>#o' medusa#fic art#doodles#sketches#naffeclipse#eclipse x reader#i am totally normal about this story. totally.
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love getting hit on and immediately after telling them im aroace they say:

GET ME OUT OF HERE
#AND AFTER I EXPLAINED AROACE TO THEM MORE THEY ASKED IF THAT ELIMINATES CUDDLES IF WE GET CLOSE ENOUGH#BRO YOU ARE AN OLD FRIEND OF MY FRIEND WE HAVE NEVER TALKED BEFORE I ONLY KNOW YOUR NAME AND YOUR FACE#please dont tell me this is normal. please dont tell me this is just what the cis hets are like im dying here#aroace#aro#ace#aromantic#asexual#aromantic asexual#og
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MXTX protagonists ranked by how bad their mommy/daddy issues are
Luo Binghe: absolutely nuclear level of mommy/daddy issues. this is the consequence of giving your protagonist two deadbeat dads and two dead moms, and then letting him project all those issues onto his overly indulgent teacher
Wei Wuxian: he could've had perfectly normal orphan levels of parent trauma, but what's that?? IT'S THE JIANG PARENTS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!! the combo of fear and respect he had for Yu Ziyuan is already bad enough, but then there's also the feeling of responsibility for the Jiang siblings that they put on him, which then leads to, you know, all the Yunmeng sibling problems
Lan Wangji: this dude is so haunted by his father potentially kidnapping his mother and then locking her up and putting himself in seclusion, and this significantly shapes his relationship with Wei Wuxian. plus he took his mother's death really, really badly :(
Shen Qingqiu: he like never mentions his parents?? which is weird, but at least he's not haunted by it. however, he gets the special privilege of being the person exacerbating someone else's mommy/daddy issues. he brought this on himself. he doesn't get to walk out of a confession involving a metaphor where he'd be pregnant with his partner and act like that's normal
Xie Lian: he definitely has trauma surrounding his parents for sure, but they don't seem to have manifested as specifically mommy/daddy issues? it's just, you know. normal grief. honestly, there's so much shit going on with his trauma and baggage that he can't be defined by this one thing
Hua Cheng: does not seem to care about his parents?? at all???? he's presumably an orphan and they're probably the origin of his self worth issues, but like. in the grand scheme of things, they do not seem to be that big of a concern for him. who needs mommy issues when you have devotion to dianxia i guess
#mxtx#svsss#tgcf#mdzs#no one can compete with luo binghe in a mommy issues competition#luo ''i don't need a father or mother. i have shizun'' binghe#sqq is normal about his own parents but he like. calls himself a mother hen to his disciples#and then his love confession involved telling lbh he wouldn't abort him#i will not let him live that down#wwx's complicated feelings about yzy get me soooo bad#because he feared her but he still rebelled but he still respected her#and he internalized that order to protect jc and jyl so badly#wow jiang parents how did you manage to mess up all three of your children in different ways!!!#lwj struggles with the conflict between wanting to hide wwx away and protect him#while also knowing that messed his mother up#wild how close to home wwx's accusation of wanting to lock him in a cage hit#hualian definitely have trauma about their parents but it doesn't define their issues#they have enough other stuff going on lmao#800 years is plenty of time to develop all sorts of other issues
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BILLDUMP TIME (with transparency, because I can). Don't mind me, I'm just yeeting my goofy art at some way more talented individuals out of nowhere and then hauling ass back to the security of being a weird silent lurker ahaha
@tesscourtes and @beccadrawsstuff, respectively! These two Bills make a little prism of sorts together because of their recent crossovers on Patreon~ :3c Speaking of which, I highly recommend supporting both these artists! They do fantastic work! (TessCourtes and Beccup)
@qoolk on the left, and @monobmp on the right! I am such a sucker for these outfits~ OuO Go and check these two out, their art is phenomenal!!! >u<
@1spooky2me The most difficult Bill of the lot for me to draw, ahaha... Their art is so incredibly consistent and dynamic, I am, a little envious <:,) A little envious, but mostly impressed, so go look at their amazing art, what are you waiting for
And finally, @ckret2, whose writing is sublimely in-character and just a delight to read - they're a great artist, as well! I simply Could Not resist drawing their Bill in this ridiculous incredible and very fashionable pink feather dress, even though he only briefly wears it in their fic, so I also did a little bonus doodle of him in his standard hoodie to make up for it. XD (Also, as far as I'm concerned, Bill and Mabel were both correct in that lime green accessories make the dress Much Better.)
This is just a small selection of the human Bill designs I enjoy. I may draw and post more later on, who knows! Feel free to reblog with some neat Bill designs, either your own or by other folks - if any of the designs particularly call to me, I'll add them to the little list I've got going~ :D (Alternatively, if you really like my stuff and want me to draw something specific, you could...mmm...perhaps, commission me...? OuO)
Also I'm tagging Billford because uhhhh yeah, sorry not sorry, every single one of these Bills is getting shipped with Ford by the artists in some way or another, lmao
#fanart#gravity falls#bill cipher#human bill cipher#human bill design#billford#bill is just so Gender#regardless of whether or not he's a triangle. just. such Gender. wow#honestly tempted to draw the OG twink!bill and the mangopablo save-the-town!bill just for funzies#i may also attempt to draw alex hirsch's “canon” human!bill but uhhhh who knows LOL#i kinda feel like he made the design extra ugly just to poke fun at the fandom#so the “canon” aspect of it is kinda up in the air for me personally LMAO#not sure if i drew goldilocks!bill thicc enough tbh#just. look. it's hard to draw a person who is as close to triangular as a human can possibly get. ok??? ok#I TRIED AND THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT OnO#in other news why did these turn out so much better than the drawings of my own design??? wtf that's so rude#get it together ME this is fukken embarrassing#btw if i draw something for you and you respond to thank me only to have me say nothing back it's because i am very awkward and anxious lol#there is also the adhd which makes me forget that i failed to respond like a normal person would have ahahahaha o-o#but mostly it's the horrors of being perceived for more than the two seconds it takes to yeet an art at a person O-O#why am i like this? good question! maybe i'll have an answer someday when i can actually afford therapy XD#I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ASLEEP FIVE HOURS AGO
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Given the reasons behind 911's move from FOX to ABC (x, x), its ratings and viewers for this season so far, the currently developing spin-off, its year to year evolution, 911 vs its timeslot rivals and other ABC shows (shown below), and this ranking of this year's broadcast shows so far
911 year-to-year evolution:
vs ABC shows (this season):
vs timeslot rivals:
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#I don't have access to +7 or streaming data which obviously are more important than L+SD but... let's speculate anyway#(also I'm not fully confident I've matched the episodes correctly but whatever. Close enough)#so imo: at worst I give them a renancel for a shortened s9 that would at midseason get substituted with the spinoff#at best: a normal renewal BUT I'd still expect either s9 or s10 to be the last one#Tv stuff#Tv: 911#bucktommy <- for reach. I wanna know what you all think#long post
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kindling hope in my heart for Mass Effect: The Next One to show some more variety and open-mindedness with regards to alien friends and romances by reminding myself that BioWare went from incredulous that players could actually want to romance Garrus to making and selling an official body pillowcase of him. They can be taught… they can learn & grow
#mass effect#garrus vakarian#catie talks#the next mass effect had better let you kiss a krogan or im returning the game for a REFUND#also hanar romance#I want to get close enough with a hanar for them to tell me their soul name 🥲#and ofc volus friendship and romance would be the holy grail#if they made a body pillow of a volus character it wouldn’t even have to be the long special shape#it could just be a normal size pillowcase
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MARS. POST THE DOODLE OF SCOTT AND CLEO CUDDLING AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
so I don't usually post doodles because I'm very self-conscious about their quality, but just for you harper
So that doodle was actually in a series of other doodles all in the theme of "literal sleeping together" because that's one of my favorite things ever, so I might as well put them all here then
#flower husbands#celestial duo#eclipse duo#whatever they're called honestly#widows alliance#chosen soulmates#mean gills#trafficblr#3rd life#last life#double life#limited life#dont talk to me about the anatomy of the flower husbands one its a doodle don't overthink it#this thing is just full of my headcanons#Scott's hair gets longer as the series goes on#pearl sleeps with her jacket because shes a freak/pos#Cleo teaches him how to braid it in double life and he carries over to martyn in limlife#scott is only wearing his jacket in double life because he's cold#scott has a tail in double life because I hc pearl to be a wolf hybrid in dl and he's bound to her#cleo planted flowers in his hair so they they can have matching traits like normal soulmates#mean gills are supposed to parallel flower husbands for reasons I'm not getting into rn#and widows alliance are supposed to parallel celestial duo#okay I will shut up now. never let me talk about scott smajor again#I didn't do secret life because 1 I couldn't figure out a pose for them#And 2 because I don't think they were close enough to ever sleep together
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Bit of a silly question but which creepypastas do you think would work best as yanderes?
all of them.
im dead serious about this btw maybe im deranged but i can come up w yandere scenarios for like... a good portion of the creepypastas i know.
most of them don't even know how to have healthy relationships by default, and typically fall into the yandere category already in some way.
like... the bloody painter, for example. due to his upbringing, he's never once had any sort of relationship in his life that was positive and healthy. his parents loathed the way he was born and the one person he considered a friend turned around and made him a target of mass bullying. you could give him a perfectly healthy relationship on a silver platter and he'd still stalk you.
another example could be jason the toymaker, but he's pretty self-explanatory.
jeff the killer is a possessive bastard who would never let you break up with him once you start dating. you became his the moment he decided to let you live, and there's no way he'd ever let you get away from him.
homicidal liu is an overprotective guard dog who would sooner hide you away from the world than ever risk losing you, and sully is worse than him because whereas liu wouldn't hurt others over you unless absolutely necessary, sully has probably already murdered all your friends just for funsies.
ticci toby is so horrifically lonely and has the worst abandonment issues known to man that he'd probably keep you tied up in some dingy cabin in the woods just to make sure you don't leave him.
the list goes on and on, really.
#anon#in the thoughts of v.#in the thoughts of v — discussions and headcanons.#nina is desperate for love and affection that she'll force you into a relationship with her#jane can't stand the thought of losing you and will similarly lock you away somewhere so jeff can never reach you#eyeless jack is more monster than man and has to be talked out of eating everyone who gets close to you#laughing jack is laughing jack#slender doesnt understand human relationships and would find its feelings for you intriguing enough that it would rob you#of your normal life to study what a relationship with you would be like#etc etc etc#listen ive been reading creepypasta and yandere stuff since i was like 12 so i think about these scenarios a lot#i typically dont include yandere stuff in All of my writings bc i understand some people just dont like that content but#implications tend to be there#i love writing these guys in healthy relationships just as much as i like writing them in unhealthy ones#ANYWAYS sorry for the rambling lol#im going. to go to sleep now.#(lie) (she is getting on c.ai instead)
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I have many thoughts about Riz and Pina that I can’t articulate rn, but there’s a good chunk of “adoration and admiration growing from a place of resentment” and “a domesticity cultivated from blood stained claws and a hedonistic lack of self preservation.”
Maybe even a little “imagine falling for the same face you once tore apart in another’s.”

#of course there’s also the cannibalism as a metaphor for love#this is a beastars ship after all#I’m so normal about these fuckers they should’ve interacted more#no but Pina finding a different companionship in Riz as well as a growth in empathy towards carnivors and himself#him finally taking a lead in caring about his life#and Riz finding a sense of atonement and second chances in Pina a herbivore with a similar appearance to tem#like I don’t think it’s a concidence that Pina and tem look so similar and are similar animals#well a sheep and a alpaca look close enough to each other but you get my point#sheep talks#beastars#riz beastars#pina beastars#RizPina
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Random Ancients headcanon of the day is that the final time the WoL fights Elidibus (P11), as Themis in the Convocation’s chamber, mirrors the first time he fought Azem - when the Fourteen were voicing their approval of him to take the Seat of the Emissary, and she bade him prove that he was willing to stand against her, the hero he admired, before she would accept him for the role. They fought then and there in that room, and once he had proven himself (and returned to consciousness), Azem gave him the final word of affirmation he needed, and he joined the Convocation. It was a formative moment, and so when the time came for him to face his end, Azem’s shard, his desires made that memory manifest once more.
#ffxiv#also the room in p11 is that spaced out because it’s in combat mode there#because sometimes the seats of (usually) azem and nabriales get the zoomies and need somewhere out of the public eye to beat each other up#and it’s hard to do that if the chairs are close enough to accommodate normal conversation (you know like what the chamber was built for)#elidibus#endwalker spoilers#i just finished replaying pandaemonium again and it’s stuck in my head
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there's something to be said about this trend of doing prelim hip screening on very young dogs and freaking out when they look kinda meh
there's a whole bunch of other somethings to be said about vets apparently bringing up FHO as an option based on those prelims??
#i feel like my brain might leak out of my ears sometimes#and i am not a medical professional. not even a medical amateur#but even in my own private life ive seen (frankly kinda poorly done) hip xrays and hear that the vet that took them#held up surgery as an option for hips that were just mild to mild-moderate#idk if its got to do with more people screening and more professionals getting close to areas of the field theyre less experienced with#or what#but i#feel like i see more of it now than just a few years ago#imho prelims in general have limited value? if you're considering sinking thousands of dollars in importing a puppy for breeding#you may wanna rule out hips looking severe at baby ages#but if youre a regular person invested in the health of your individual dog - HD has such variability in expression#and prelims are just a general prediction (unless its getting old enough to soon get proper ones anyway OR you're looking at symptoms)#a great prelim prob wont turn awful and a terrible prelim wont turn great#but if your puppy is acting normal theres really nothing that xray will tell you that should much affect how you raise it#and a LOT of the ppl i see doing them now seem either mostly impatient or mostly looking for a reason to freak out#in case hips turn out looking TERRIBLE (mediocre) and HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN (because OFA fair is often FCI mild and also its chance)
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Old limbus women but one of them is my OC LMAOOOO
#bart#limbus company#limbus company oc#her name is Eglantine if you rly wanna finally know#she has more issues than she has atoms#lcb oc#ahab limbus company#lcb ahab#Eglantine is like if you put all the radiation made by humanity and put it in a old woman#she has beef with everyone that isn't her late wife and late child LMAOOO#i dont count that fuckass eye wrinkle as hag shit okay. i dont count outis and you cant fucking make me and i dont count hermann#old white people get insanely dusty its actually scary#also its a way of me shooting out my little play on ahab. shes kinda low-key infected by the pallidifcation but yknow...its ahab#everyone knows her deteriorating mass but its almost as if she has infested her own insanity as her faith which she has#thats just normal#and Eglantine....she has a severe hatred for those that exhibit a sort of almighty thought process in anyway#i almost just gave up a shit ton of Eglantine lore but naur....not yet#i need to reblog some other stuff up in here#these two will NEVER interact but like i took some liberties and Eglantine is about to attack ahab#Eglantine not being able to justify shit normally so she sees some shit and is jsut “close enough. welcome back holy ones”#I'm going to be specifically abnormal about pallidification hope y'all are readt#im a fucking weirdo when ut comes to anatomy and how the body works with said shit among other things
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These are the same thing. To me.




#AND LIKE FUNCTIONALLY THEY REALLY ARE LIKE they've all just got little pocket-sized trinkets that look like normal everyday items#a choker a necklace a pen and a cigarette case respectively#that allow them to magically disguise as anything they wish#usually to sneak up on their enemies and get close enough to defeat them undetected#tf2#cutie honey#sailor moon#minky momo#magical girls#thunderlina's random thoughts#spy tf2#tf2 spy
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Sun has a bad habit of sassing when he's stressed. Luckily for him, Princess Celestia is very patient. She knows he doesn't mean it... mostly.
From @daycarefriendpickup's 04/07 magma!
#normal beetle art#fnaf sun#mlp#robots in ponyville#princess celestia#one of these days his smart mouth is gonna get him in trouble#but he's close enough with the princesses- twilight and luna at least- that most of his little comments go without serious repercussions#sun is a difficult person to get along with sometimes#magma
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