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a-flux-uchiha · 1 year ago
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Me: y'know, we could write something and just...not have context for it. Just get the jitters out of our system.
Also me, pouting: But....but....context....
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mangozic · 10 months ago
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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity
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narwhalsarefalling · 8 months ago
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my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.
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brbarou · 3 months ago
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affection that held us together
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crybabydraws · 1 year ago
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HOLY SHIT IT'S SEPTEMBER 8TH!!! AN ANNIVERSARY OF AN EXTREMELY HISTORIC EVENT!!!
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NO! NO! NOT THAT ONE!!!
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^^^THIS ONE!!!^^^
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pangur-and-grim · 2 months ago
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first he screamed at the door to be let in, then he decided that I evilly and deliberately trapped him
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magentasnail · 6 months ago
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the silly straws page wont leave my head
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dotssu3 · 6 months ago
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tfw when you're not lactose intolerant
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chestnutroan · 1 month ago
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Does anybody get attached to their paint blotting tissue?
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aldecaver · 4 months ago
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Transformers One movie novelization is a fever dream
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humming-fly · 1 month ago
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was anyone gonna tell me shadow saved rouge's life in sa2 or was I just supposed to find that out playing the game myself
(this worked out as a rather fitting closer for the Final Day in Year of Shadow haha, hope ya'll have a fun new year! 🎉🎉🎉)
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maythedreadwolftakeyou · 2 months ago
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i think the real reason Lucanis has a coffee addiction is so the animators had an excuse to show just how good they are at making characters hold cups now.
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like look at that. its not floating 6 inches away from his palms. it goes up and down with his hands. he's even got one hand on the handle itself! we've come so far since the hilarious joining chalice animation in Origins and Solas's cup of misery tea that floats 4 seconds behind his arm movements
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keferon · 23 days ago
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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules
Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#tf prowl#there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit#and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it#but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus#Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand#Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah#lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick#Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right#but there’s two bots instead of one#back on the base humans look at the new guys and like#Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure#and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet#agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot#damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him#but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage#against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals#and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know#yea kids would haaaate him so much#he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that#he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights#and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking#bc Nemesis blocks them#He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy#they would be such a menace together#man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop
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ex0skeletal-undead · 3 months ago
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Evening Silence by Boris Groh
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rocktheholygrail · 25 days ago
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
3x13 - “The Wrath of the Lamb”
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ozymandien · 1 month ago
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chef with a silver earring
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