#clicky buttons

[thebigfudanshi]

V-Smile shenanigans >:)

[cray-cray-anime]

Yeeee vote for polyphemus venus babygirl!

Even tho less depresso more expresso sweeping hard (no hate to them, all leos beloved!)

Competitors and their art, as well as details for next week's mini tournament, are below the read more!

@polyphemus--venus art here! - @dykeraphael art here!

@less-depresso-more-espresso art here! - @writing-biting art here!

@justaturtleindisguise art here! - @aspen-washere art here!

@galaxitix art here!

Please give all art appreciating notes to the original posts!

Next week's mini tournament theme will be "Maskless girls"! All five main tournament art slots are taken, which leaves five open spots for new submissions! If you wish to participate please DM me with a link to the post with the art in question! Its first come first serve, unfortunately, and main tournament participants' submissions of other art will count as an open spot if someone else wants it, so please try to keep that in mind, especially if you're a later submitter!

[cutiepieautistic]

Cat's paw clicky button

[transingthoseformers]

Can you imagine if transformers had buttons for clits

[btheleaf]

Just came back to my body after spending an unknown amount of hours trying to figure out what the fuck digital art is. Anyway here's bae.

[gummi-stims]

A board for Slime Rancher's Rad Slimes!

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[stormbreaker-290]

Storm-

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I am willing to hear you out on P.ai.nter...

And the daycare attendants

But AN ARCADE MACHINE?!?! 💀💀💀

WHAT DO U SEE IN AN ARCADE MACHINE?! 😭

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[yippee-ki-yoyo]

I think we started moving the wrong direction as a society when they started removing buttons from things.

[definitely-not-an-alb]

I think we need to add to the whole 'why can no one operate a computer anymore/again' that aside from people not being taught and programs becoming increasingly babylocked, programs also just. Don't tell you what they do, don't give you feedback on your input and frequently just don't react without indicating that they are not reacting to your input?

What I mean is. I remember getting started on computers, and there were buttons in video games that didn't do what they were supposed to. I assume this also sometimes happened in other programs but I was a baby and didn't use those. But this was considered a bug and a massive indicator of awful design and/or quality of the program. The expected, normal operation of a program used to be to find the button that does what you want, click on it, hear the little clicky noise indicating the computer knows you clicked the button and then either something happens or (more likely) there's a pop-up informing you Something Is Happening We Promise Between 1 Minute and 67 Years remaining. If it didn't work it made a little '!' sound or gave you a pop-up.

My current computer, aside from straight up not displaying the buttons for some functions I KNOW ARE THERE (being a migraine patient who needs to adjust all her screens is fun in this brave new world), constantly gives me '!'-sounds over every single thing THAT'S WORKING (why is there a '!PROBLEM!'-sound file attached to NORMALLY ADJUSTING THE SOUND WITH THE SOUND BUTTONS. A FILE WHICH OVERRIDES MY SOUND ADJUSTMENT AND SCREAMS IN MY EAR. WHY.) and also frequently just does not do the thing I told it to do with no indication that it is experiencing a problem or has aborted the order I gave it. I notice this most frequently with both the email programs I use (work and private, different programs) that will just. Not display emails. There is an email. I click on the email. There is no visual or auditory indicator if the program knows I clicked on the email. The email doesn't open. I click on the email. The email doesn't open. I reload the program. I click on the email. the email doesn't open. I click on the email. Finally, the email opens. I work with the email. I click on the next email. The next email does not open.

I could say something about mice and heroin pellets here but honestly I'm too pissed off.

Like. Man. What's happening here. Used to be if Grandpa called and said 'None of my emails are opening the internet is kaput :(' it was because he's 80 and clicked on the browser instead of the E-Mail client. Now it's frequently because his fucking emails are indeed just not opening for no goddamn reason except everyone abandoning the concept of 'functional program' somewhere around the time I graduated school.

[practically-an-x-man]

day two and I'm realizing maybe a person who firmly believes at least 70% of makeup/skincare brands are built off of insecurity-manipulating greed should not be a sales associate for a makeup store

I mean I'm going to keep working here but I'm absolutely going to be the person pointing the customers towards the bargain brands and not even mentioning the luxury money-hemorrhaging stuff unless they ask for it

[leostimstuff]

Rise Donnie stimboard for myself!!! I love this guy sm

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[nitewrighter]

I think one of the reasons dc/warner bros like to push Batman (other than “cool/dark/edgy”) is ironically, it’s the easiest hero to sell toys of. As a character with no powers, he has to make do with tech, that means accessories! He can’t fly and doesn’t have super speed, ergo the Batmobile or batwing, or a bat jet pack! He needs different suits for different jobs, so that justifies variant figures! With other heroes, you’d just get the figure and that’s it. Why would the flash need a car? Why would Superman need power armor? If you’re old enough to remember, or research back enough, you’ll know the stupidity of the Superman mobile, or the just sad justice jogger. You could have a super figure’s eyes light up to show heat vision, but that’s about it. I guess you could have a green lantern toy line with construct accessories, but clear green plastic might be flimsy or too expensive, I don’t know. I’d think this was why they gave Wonder Woman a sword and shield, cuz they thought the lasso was lame, if not for BoYz DoNt LiKe GiRl HeRoZ! (Convo for another time, but even as a kid I hated that, and I was a boy)

So tldr, one of the reasons dc pushes bats is once upon a time they saw dollar signs at the idea of bat ji Joe.

Also the fact that you can make Batman Merch out of anything just by making it black and/or gray and just slapping a Batman logo on it--it's just probably a lot easier than finagling around other hero's color schemes.

Thinking about the Batsketball again...

But on a lore level, yeah, Batman is basically the "Cool Toys" superhero. You pretty much have every person in the DC universe commenting on how many "Cool toys" Batman has, or how much of a manchild having all those "Cool Toys" makes him. Like, I hate hate hate Frank Miller and of course I would fight him any day of the week, but the one thing All Star Batman and Robin had going for it was the GIANT BEAUTIFUL JIM LEE ILLUSTRATED BATCAVE PULLOUT MULTI-PAGE SPREAD. Like I need you to picture me in bed, giant glass of ice water on my nightstand, absolutely fucking miserable as I trudge through the worst fucking Batman characterization of my goddamn life, and then, AND THEN-- I go, "Oh, this is a pull-out," I carefully unfold it because library book, and then my jaw drops. I literally felt all the 8-year-old boy parts of my brain activate, and then you have young Dick Grayson's voice narrating it with five little words: "And it just. keeps. going."

A thing I really do like about all of Batman's tech and toys is they're all very tactile, and one of the things that's making Arkham Knight very fun as I'm playing through it is this factor of figuring out which of your little gadgets to use in which situation, and you're so proud of yourself when you figure out when the game expects you to use a certain gadget without the game cuing you to do so, or when you get a new gadget and then go back to all the parts of the map you previously weren't able to access without it (Baby "Square shape goes in Square hole" brain activation...) and the game also has very fun sound and vibration design and camera work to make using the various doodads feel very tactile even as it's happening in the game, but okay, let's take all those factors and pivot to Superman.

Superman doesn't have the Batcave, he has the Fortress of Solitude, and the Fortress of Solitude is not a Toy Chest like the Batcave is. The Fortress of Solitude is not a teenager's basement room to brood. The name itself is very intentional: It's Superman saying, "Yes, I save humanity, but I need breaks from it, I need a space to contemplate my work and my heritage, as well as get some distance from it for perspective, or else I will go fucking bonkers." And it's not just a house or a trophy room, either, it's a museum, it's an archive. I think about the Grant Morrison commentary about the bottle city of Kandor being a family heirloom like a snow globe or a music box--beautiful and yet distant, and that also sets a lot of the mood for the Fortress of Solitude: If the Batcave is a big toybox full of robot dinosaurs and a batarang target range and a lot of tactile stuff, then the Fortress of Solitude is a lot more, "You can look but please please please do not touch unless you really know what you're doing." You touch one crystal in the Fortress of Solitude and Jor-El's giant hologram head pops up booming 'KAL-EL, MY SON, THESE ARE THE PRECIOUS RECORDED HISTORIES OF OUR PEOPLE--' and you're like "Oh Jesus fuck how do I turn this off---"

One of the things I've come to really like in recent comics is how, as Superman has embraced having a family, that the Fortress itself feels warmer and more dynamic--Lois is using it as a space to research and write a book about Krypton, Kara tinkers with Kryptonian technology, Jon spent stints there as a toddler in Superman: Space Age, Krypto is there... It's actually kind of reflected how museums have become a lot more dynamic and kid-friendly in recent years. It's still clearly a space they all respect, but there's a much stronger element of enrichment than, "Look at this thing behind glass."

But anyway, yeah, Superman's stories are really more, like, fantastical than Batman's, so it goes to reason that Superman-play is more daydreaming and broad imaginative concepts while Batman-play is more physical and tinkering. So Batman in general is more likely to have lots of toys.

[sysig]

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[cutiepieautistic]

Pastel agere stim toys gifset

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[transingthoseformers]

As someone who can't help clicking every button I can get my hands on, the clit buttons post is giving me ideas.

First thought: a transformer who somehow got into the habit of using their own clit button as a stim toy, and learned how to temporarily disable their own sexual circuit for it because stimming + overload isn't actually that great of a combination. The autism + asexuality is strong with this one.

Second thought: a transformer mindlessly playing with a clicky button while lounging with their partner, and after a while they realise that: 1: it wasn't just a random button, 2: said partner is on their fourth overload.

Ooooo???

Interesting

That's gotta be such a thing

[burning-sol]

rendering will just take so long and when u get interrupted and u cant concentrate anymore. bleghh wip.