#clerks cartoon

[deadbeatescape]

bonus features menu of disc 1 of the clerks cartoon dvd set

[presidentpoppy]

I’ve been wanting to do this for a while so here it finally is!! Me in different art styles I admire!

[trashbetweenthestars]

In my current Jay/silent Bob obsession I watched the 2000s Clerks Cartoon. And it sure is a cartoon with jokes. I see why it was cancelled , but if there were like five Seasons of this shit it would watch them all. It is still kinda bad, sure some of the Jokes made me laugh but the humour is very of it’s time (I think, can’t remember the early 2000s I was a young child but it’s just making jokes in the dispense of minorities often; like haha no women, Randal Turns every girl into a butch lesbian, token Black character that get’s cut off every time he’s on screen, funny disabled characters bc).

It's also out of character (what I know from the og clerks), Inside Jokes are there and alright. The last Episode definitely was the worst even though what I like About this shit show is that it doesn’t take itself serious at all and they do most of that in Episode 6. I’m more interested in the backstory of Leonardo Leonardo than Randal and Dante, I only watched this shit to see Jay and silent Bob and they mostly delivered. It’s just what the hole askewniverse (as far into it as I am) is to me: Never before was I so invested in something I despise this much at the same time!

Also is Kevin Smith an alley because he writes so much gay shit? And when did he learn the word bisexual?

(this is my first “tv show critic” ever and English is not my native language, please don’t be to harsh on me. I might also lack media comprehension skills, idk)

[trnsocial]

WIZARDS The Podcast Guide To Comics | Episode 96

Adam is joined by super 90’s comics collector, Robb Holmes (@rholmes0520) to review Rising Stars by J. Michael Straczynski, get into the sillier side of X-Men comics, explore Wizard’s summer travel guide to superhero theme park rides, dive deep into comic book movie rumors of 1999 and so much more! Want to take your WIZARDS experience to the next level? Get PDF scans of Wizard magazine, UNCUT…

[tupiksdurak]

my version of Justice (Shannon Elizabeth in the film "Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back")

my version of trying to draw her in the Clerks Animated artstyle

sry been a while since posting gng, have a sketch

[geoledgy]

As promised, here are some photos of my Clerks inaction figures!! Plus some turnarounds of the guys as requested.

I'm honestly so happy with these guys and how nice they look, especially with Stephen Silver's flat heavily stylized character designs being translated to 3D cuz they still retain their distinct cartoon style and shapes.

[rob-demers-art]

At a convention a while back, I went to see Kevin Smith and was able to get him to sign a Silent Bob sketch card that I drew. It was a last minute idea which I had drawn it mere hours before getting it signed. I told him about how I was a sketch card artist and he complemented my drawing of him. It was awesome to see him in person again and it was so cool that he was asking questions about my work. Mr. Smith, you are a class act!

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[h0wi1e]

I wish Tusk got more media made for it that could've given us more lore and plot points, if Yoga Hosers can have a prologue comic why can't Tusk?

[angelsprettycool]

The WORST movie I have ever seen

review/other random stuff

'spoilers' under cut!!

Ive seen this movie around, and i decided: fuck it, why not...which was a horrible...horrible decision.

the first thing youll notice is the HORRIBLE. animation. it is beyond ugly. the best way I can explain it is old shitty newgrounds animations.

The jokes are SO BAD. its basicly all just shock humor, and just a shit ton of sex jokes. its so bad. its constant. constant sex jokes. also jay gets R@PED?? FOR LIKE NO REASON???WHY?

also there is just so..so many fart jokes. its bad. theres also jokes that just..do not make sense and are not funny at all.

theres a lot of really weird audio clips and stuff they use. at one point dante speaks, and i garentee they just recorded it from clerks. it sounds so out of place.

ALSO THEY MENTION BRONIES??? WHAT?? they also say that tara strong voices 2 of the characters, but they sound NOTHING. like her, rather it just sounds like a horrible impersonator.

on the topic of people in the movie, RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON IS IN THE MOVIE. WHY??? I DONT KNOW.

also. i never think this has been said before but: there is WAY to many scenes where the characters are just..m@sturbating..???

also one of the villans is killed by walking into a gay bar??

theres a strange amount of just racist jokes in this?

JAY JUST BRUTALLY MURDERS A GUY?

JAY IS ALSO JUST..HELD AT GUN POINT?? AS HE CRIES?? (jay can NOT catch a break a swear to god)

I honestly have no idea how this dumpsterfire of a film got made. its not so bad its good-its just bad. this film made me have to pause it and just sit and question why. why the hell was i watching this.

i have very limited things I enjoyed about this movie, but there are a few:

the facial expressions the characters made at some points were really dumb and funny

there were also some just WILD quotes from this movie, that i WISH i could put on here but i am conviced this post will be taken down

my overall rating of this movie 1/10

thanks for reading my review, full of horrible spelling mistakes, and grammer! i dont normally do stuff like this but this movie pissed me off.

Anyways, some funny screenshots i took:

[wyvernquill]

A short comic I drew as an illustration for the second chapter of my fic Love and Fraud on Planet Gunsmoke, featuring insurance contracts, fraudulent marriage, and more such shenanigans!

(Image description in the alt text)

[numartian]

more clerks yeag

[presidentpoppy]

dante hicks drawings (technically clerks cartoon studies)

[trnsocial]

WIZARDS The Podcast Guide To Comics | Episode 95

We explore the world of Alan Moore’s America’s Best Comics line, check out Wizard previews of The New Warriors relaunch, Batman: Dark Victory, Speed Racer, Batman: War On Crime, the mystery of “Dark Flash”, X-amine the casting rumors for the X-Men movie, rant against South Park making the cover of this issue and so much more. Want to take your WIZARDS experience to the next level? Get PDF scans…

[retro-vgm-revival-hour]

Failure To Launch - Cancelled Television Pilots & Alternate Versions of ...

Battletoads, American sailor moon, mustached inspector gadget...what do they have in common?  why it's because they are cancelled/alternate versions of well known tv series...it's the FAILURE TO LAUNCH TV marathon TODAY at 11AM EST (10AM CT/4:00 PM UK)

[real-life-creature-feature]

also have this

[holmoris]

clip show where half of the clips aren't actually from an episode and/or raise serious questions about what's going on in them

endless eight fakeout that redoes the first 2 minutes of the last episode from a slightly different perspective, then goes back to normal

episodes that i think every tv show should have:

timeloop

whodunit

musical

beach trip

random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)

one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again

one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters