#clementine acid

[characterclementine]

I made my tumblr on April fools this is the biggest joke anyone could ever play on me

[edwardnebula]

please tell me about your fankids

You've already seen a couple of these goofballs before but a good few are definitely new to yall.

Like Warp and Genesis. Future 'hero' and emerald guardian respectively.

So lets go over everyone.

Name: Cabbage Warp the Hedgehog Parents: Sonic and Knuckles Powers: Super speed, Emerald/Chaos detection, light chaos energy manipulation

Name: Sega Genesis Genesis the Were-Echidna Parents: Sonic and Knuckles Powers: Super strength, Emerald detection, Advanced sense of smell

Name: Pyre the Hedgehog Parents: Amy and Blaze Powers: Pyrokinesis and super strength

Name: Fable the Chameleon Parents: Shadow and Espio Powers: Invisibility, sticking to surfaces, Advanced chaos energy manipulation, excessive strength, MIGHT be able to read minds

Name: Stell the Rat Parents: Shadow and Espio (Adoptive) Powers: Literally nothing

Name: Pear the Crocodile Parents: Vector and Vanilla Powers: Hyper sonic voice

Name: Clementine the Rabbit Parents: Vector and Vanilla Powers: Fire breathing

Name: Battery Acid the Hedgehog Parents: Scourge and Fiona (Though unnatural means) Powers: Super speed, minor chaos manipulation

Name: Tazer the Sheep Parents: Surge and Lanolin Powers: Electricity, Super sonic voice

Name: Echo the Wolf Parents: Whisper and Tangle (Adoptive) Powers: Mind reading, able to project his thoughts into your brain

Name: Sunny the hybrid Parents: Tails and Cosmo (Test tube creation). Kit (Adoptive) Powers: Plant manipulation

Name: Rue the Deer Parents: Tails, Cosmo, Kit (Adoptive) Powers: unknown

Name: Whirl the fox Parents: Tails and Kit. Cosmo (Adoptive) Powers: unknown

and some silly stuff

[lofi-toast]

This but with them

Convictor tastes awful actually

[beatriceportinari]

on the other hand i learned quite late (like only a couple years ago) that people actually like to eat oranges and don't just make juice

[dashiellqvverty]

i am soooo sick of oral allergy syndrome i want to eat my fruits and veggies…..

[corazondebeskar-reads]

you taste like home

(whoops my hand slipped and I wrote a drabble based on this post)

Joel Miller x gn!reader

words: 636

summary: Joel feeds you an orange.

warnings: soft Joel gets his own warning, nothing else really? it's erotic but not explicit. not only unbeta'd but I did not even read it through after writing it, so.

divider by @saradika-graphics

“C’mere,” Joel says, patting one of his splayed thighs where he’s sprawled on the threadbare sofa. He snubs his cigarette on the makeshift ashtray. 

You reluctantly rise from your nest on the ground by the radiator, blankets puddling in your wake, your favorite trailing behind you. He meant for you to sit on his lap, but you’re still pushing away the haze of sleep, so you lay with your head on his thigh, gazing up at his gristly scruff.

His lips quirk, and he shakes his head, but doesn’t try to cajole you up. “Got ya somethin’,” he says.

You perk up a little, eyes narrowed. Joel doesn’t do gifts. 

He’s too busy rifling through his backpack to roll his eyes, and the suspiciousness falls abruptly away when you see what he’s clutching.

It’s an orange. A real, honest to god, actual orange—though it looks more like a clementine in his meaty palm. 

Your mouth falls open. You might be drooling, not that you’d notice. Your hand drifts up to brush the peel and you’re mortified when tears spring to your eyes.

With one finger trailing the pimpled flesh, you look up at Joel.

He can see the question you’re trying not to ask. “Want it now?” he says.

“Yes,” you say on a soft breath. Your ribs are constricting, squeezing you, and you swear you can taste the zest when he cracks the peel. 

He tugs it away with ease, thick finger sliding between skin and plump meat to rend them apart. When he digs his thumbs in either side and splits it, juice dribbles down the side of his hand. He licks it off and grimaces.

“What?” you say. “Sour? It looks ripe.”

“Forgot how much I hated oranges,” he says. He’s not embellishing, but there’s still an amused glint in his eye as he anticipates your reaction.

“You hate oranges? The hell is wrong with you?” 

He shuts you up efficiently when another drop rolls down his skin and he holds the finger to your lips. 

You envelope it in your mouth immediately, eliciting a moan from both of you, though for very different reasons. 

He separates a wedge and presses it to your lips, which part eagerly, tip of your tongue darting out to catch the spilling juices. You further split it with blunt teeth, exposing the pulpy innards.

If he wasn’t hard before, the way your eyes roll back in your head does it. You take your time, savoring and letting the acid burn the split in your bottom lip.

“Passes your standards, Miami?” he teases. 

It does so much more. You feel. You feel the sting and tang. You feel the breeze off the coast, salty and clean in your lungs. You feel the kiss of the heavy afternoon sun. You feel him, solid and real. 

It’s home. All of it. 

You think he can see the brutal rawness consuming you, but he just feeds you the other half and brushes his hand over your head. 

“Did you just get juice in my hair?” you whine.

He groans. “Now you’ll smell like the damn thing.” 

It gives you an idea. “Hey, can you save the peel?” Maybe, just maybe, if you can trade for wax, you can approximate a faint candle. 

You stay there in his lap until the sun fades, lazily satiating your heart and stomach. When it’s all gone, he holds his sticky hand out and lets you greedily lap at the leftovers, tongue flicking the webbing between his fingers. 

Finally, you sit up and straddle him, arms around the back of his neck. “Thank you, Joel,” you murmur, something deep stirring behind your aching chest. 

You kiss him, and he thinks he could stand the taste of oranges every day if it made you this happy again.

[ferret-queen]

howdy fellas I got some headcanons of the harkers for you :3 (I don't know how to use Tumblr so bare with me)

The Storyteller:

it gets along with Cole pretty well and visits a lot, though Cole does find their behavior a little... strange.. and what I mean by strange I mean the Storyteller just being really silly

bro is just a really chill guy, kinda like that chill but fun uncle you see rarely. why am I thinkin shaggy from Scooby Doo?

I saw a headcanon saying that the harkers give the larks names based off of what animal or thing as a mask they wear, so I feel like it calls Cole leveret

like to sing songs for the Bellringer and the Bellringer will listen happily

will stick a fork in an electric outlet

The Storyteller: "oooh, what's this?"

their just ken

will not be the best babysitter and will pretty much just let your child do whatever

The Bellringer:

it will bond with Clemié a lot due to having the same interests and opinions and calls them kid

LOVES to knit and will knit sweaters for all the larks when it's cold

also loves to have tea parties and will throw them constantly. they'll usually invite Clementine or the other harkers

is the coquette girl

is like the voice of reason in their relationship with The Storyteller

is also pretty chill

I can just imagine the Bellringer and the Storyteller just sitting on some rocking chairs together, the Storyteller playing their guitalele while the Bellringer just knits

The Croon:

they rarely visit Perrine but when they do it's mostly in the middle of the night like 3:am and throwing rocks at Perrine's window

calls them calf

prob brings them dead animals and skulls as a gift

spend most of their time alone. bros not here for socializing

gets annoyed easily and has choked Enkindled one time but the Bellringer stopped it

will reluctantly join the Bellringers tea parties just to make them happy. I can imagine them just hunch over a table with a tea cup in hand a little hat on sitting in a seat too small for them

let's the larks sit on their head while holding their antlers

if asked what love is they'll respond with

The Croon: "love is just a bunch of made up bs"

The Enkindled:

gets into mischief with Kingsley and calls them sprout

but they argue often about the stupidest shit like which ice cream flavor is the best

SHORT, like the size of a ten year old

will come into the larks cabins uninvited and will be like

the Enkindled: "sup, humans. I'm back!"

can mimic the sounds of animals and will use it to f with the other harkers and larks

has made a army of raccoons on acid before

anyways that's it! hope you enjoyed

[commanderthalys]

I was tagged by the lovely @i-mybrunettelady for this ^^

-- B A S I C S

name: Thalyssera

nicknames: Choya, Thalys

birthday: May 28th

race: pale tree sylvari

gender: nonbinary (she/her)

orientation: bisexual

profession: pact commander, post EoD is semi retired and does various pact jobs after several months of vacation

-- P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T S

hair: patina, short length

eyes: sun

skin: green olive, succulent texture

tattoos/scars: missing her right leg below the knee, the remaining stump is covered in scorch marks. Also has several tattoos! The largest is a raptor skull decorated with flowers on her back. She has a small pact symbol tattoo on the right base of her neck. Her left arm is tattooed with vines, and on her left calf she has two cogs, I talked about them a little more here!

-- F A M I L Y

parents: The Pale Tree

siblings: Trahearne

grandparents: Does Mordremoth even count

in laws and others: Amelarius (romantic partner), Aurene (like her niece), Neil (friend), Caithe (romantic partner), Callum + Meera (friends), Tonn (friend), Tybalt Leftpaw (friend), Carys and Tegwen (friends), Taimi (friend), Braham (friend), The rest of DW (coworkers who she likes but isn't incredibly close to), Clementine (former pet turned friend, it's a long story)

pets: formerly Clementine, Streamline (old raptor, died during PoF)

-- S K I L L S

abilities: after the Clementine incident she inherited some iboga features and can spit acid from openings in her face. Good at close combat both unarmed and with daggers. Decent with guns as well, and can be stealthy when needed thanks to her whisper's training. Can soulbind with her pet if she has one.

hobbies: Training and generally working with raptors, sparring and working out, hiking, fishing with Neil. Overall any activity outdoors, she loves games as well as relaxing nature walks!

-- T R A I T S

most positive trait: Her optimism and determination! She works hard and plays hard, and refuses to give up fighting for what she believes in. She's incredibly devoted to her work and genuinely believes that the world is worth saving.

most negative trait: her ruthlessness. If she believes her goal is the right one she'll stop at nothing to get it, no matter who may ultimately stand in her way, and she's incredibly brutal when she feels that it's necessary.

-- L I K E S

colors: copper, turquoise, earth tones overall

smells: cooked meats, fresh grass, wood burning, ocean air

textures: rough, dry, bumpy, coarse

drinks: lemonade and fruit juices!

-- O T H E R D E T A I L S

smokes: no

drinks: not anymore, used to heavily at one point

drugs: no

been arrested: yes

taggin but no pressure!!! @baronvonscrufflebutt @manasurge @mystery-salad @brightwingedbat @wilsons-journey @ratasum @pyppyn @twilightdomain @commanderjuni @ancientkarka @the-desert-beast @sunsrefuge @s0urfangs @dotmander @aetherblooms @the-elven-star

and anyone else who sees this, feel free to hop on! that's right! You there!

[intercal]

drinking cherry juice. eating clementine. having pomegranate/lemonade kombucha. I am the sourest, tartest, most acidic man in the universe this morning. where is my trophy? where is my medal? where is my diploma? where is my commemorative plaque on a bench in a park?

[positivexcellence]

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[characterclementine]

There's a whole boat load of inconsistencies with it but thats okay with me !!! I'm just happy to feel good about my drawings again and I wanted to show this little thing I made for fun of my persona !!

(She says its a pleasure to meet you :3)

[victusinveritas]

Found in the archives of a small college museum, clearly the Gilgamesh narrative as painted by a student in the 1970s (per cards on the back of each piece). Also consider filing under "Communications Objects, Art, Acid Trips" for "Chewbacca being stalked by a roman statue, with dogon people and assyrians in lines, all overseen by the cackling townperson from My Darling Clementine, old Robert Ryan, and maybe an idealized Jackie Kennedy".

I'd give my eyeteeth for these because of course I would.

[lofi-toast]

Protect that smile. Forever.

[beatricecrumplebottom]

Drunken(?) Taco Whatever-days are back! lol. Husband got a new shaker and has been on a "sour" kick lately. So before dinner, we had an amaretto sour. While we're cooking dinner (tacos, of course), he made margaritas. And since we were using clementine and lemon juice too, he doubled the recipe.

He probably shouldn't have.

We ate appetizers, to try and soak up the booze.

I'm still flying high right now. Gosh, no wonder people would do this in their twenties. (We didn't.) This is fun. At least right now. We've already taken some anti-acid pills just-in-case, lol. ... Late thirties, hello.

I must not be too blitzed, because I'm still correcting my typos.

Just wanted to say I'm so glad to have my blog back. I've been playing Sims 4. I play the same character, doing the same things every time. I'd do the same with Sims 3. Too many choices, and having relationships are so much tougher in 3/4. Toddler skills are so complicated in TS4. Some parts of TS4 are really child-aimed while other parts are really complicated/don't jive with the way I play. How do you befriend a ghost? They don't let you call them on the phone. It's frustrating.

There's a lot of spawned child ghosts in Ravenwood in TS4. (Wasn't Ravenwood the name of the bad militant company in the Jericho tv show?) Anyways, gotta go eat now. Got called back to the kitchen "hey doll" is like a dinner bell, lol.

Ciao lovelies!

[iamnotawomanimagod]

Fave 29 Halsey lyrics leading into The Great Impersonator?

A big ask, but I'm happy to take on the challenge!

I can't possibly rank these by favorite to least-favorite, so this is just gonna be totally random, in no particular order, and off the top of my head.

1 - "And when you start to feel the rush, a crimson headache aching blush, and you surrender to the touch you'll know, I can put on a show." - Heaven in Hiding

2 - "'Cause kindness is weakness, or worse you're complacent. I could play nice or I could be a bully. I'm tired and angry but somebody should be." - Nightmare

3 - "Are you deranged like me? Are you strange like me? Lighting matches just to swallow up the flame like me? Do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me?" - Gasoline

4 - "Well King Midas put his hands on me again. He said one day I'll realize why I don't have any friends, why I find myself alone at night, unless I'm having sex. That he can make me golden, if I just show some respect. But I don't let him touch me anymore." - 100 Letters

5 - "Build love, build God, build provinces, build calluses, break promises. 'Cause I could never hold a perfect thing and not demolish it." - Forever... is a long time

6 - "I'll never know if there's danger in confession or it's memory that presses like a blade against my throat, another word and I could choke. But what's worse? Telling you my feelings, or to die without revealing that you crawled inside my head and set a fire there instead?" - Ya'aburnee

7 - "You're making me laugh, and I'm just trying not to crash. But all we do is drive, sugar how'd you get so fly? And I see people staring at us from the overpass." - Tokya Narita Freestyle

8 - "He says, "Ooh baby, beggin' you to save me. Well lately, I like 'em crazy. Oh maybe you could devastate me, little lady, come and fade me." - Hurricane

9 - "I hope your back aches and your knees hurt, I hope you think about me sleeping in your t-shirt, I hope your little brother turns out to be nothing like you, I hope that you hurt more than I do. And honestly, I still wish you nothing but the best, I know that you're still self-obsessed. I hear the wicked get no rest, but when you do, I hope you dream of me." - I'm Not Mad

10 - "Why do you need love so badly? Bet it's because of her daddy. Bet she was brutal and bratty. I bet that you're right and I'll show you in time that I sabotage the things I love the most." - Whispers

11 - "I'm so committed to an old ghost town, is it really that strange that I always wanna change? And if only the time and space between us wasn't lonely, I'd disintegrate into a thousand pieces. Think I'm makin' a mistake, but if I decide to break, who will fill the empty space?" - Ashley

12 - "Jesus needed a three-day weekend to sort out all his bullshit, figure out the treason, I've been searchin' for a fortified defense, four to five reasons. But Jesus, you've got better lips than Judas. I could keep your bed warm, otherwise I'm unless. I don't really mean it, 'cause who the fuck would choose this?" - Bells in Santa Fe

13 - "'Cause I don't need anyone, I just need everyone and then some." - Clementine

14 - "They rush me, telling me I'm running out of time. They shush me, walking me across a fragile line. I sold my soul to a three-piece, and he told me I was holy. He's got me down on both knees, but it's the devil that's tryna hold me down." - Hold Me Down

15 - "You stain all on my body like you're red wine, you're the fucking acid to my alkaline." - 11 Minutes

16. "Oh we'll be looking for sunlight, or the headlights, 'til our wide eyes burn blind. We'll be lacing the same shoes that we've worn through to the bottom of the line." - Roman Holiday

17 - "Let's cause a little trouble, oh you make me feel so weak. I bet you kiss your knuckles right before they touch my cheek. But I've got my mind made up this time. 'Cause there's a menace in my bed, can you see his silhouette?" - Trouble - Stripped

18 - "London girl with an attitude, never told no one but we looked so cute. Both got way better things to do, but I always think about her when I'm riding you." - Bad at Love (Live from Webster Hall)

19 - "I'm bigger than my body, I'm colder than this home, I'm meaner than my demons, I'm bigger than these bones. And all the kids cried out 'Please stop, you're scaring me.' I can't stop this awful energy. Goddamn right you should be scared of me. Who is in control?" - Control

20 - "I want my cake on a silver platter, I want a fistful in my hands. I want a beautiful boy's despondent laughter. I wanna ruin all my plans. I want a fist around my throat, I wanna cry so hard I choke. I want everything I asked for." - You asked for this

21 - "We're the underdogs, in this world alone. I'm a believer, got a fever runnin' through my bones. We're the alley cats, and they can throw their stones. They can break our hearts, they won't take our soul." - Empty Gold

22 - "Now you can blame me, tell them you made me, ignore the shit that you did on the daily. Think that you played me, but you can save me all of that shit 'bout how I'm fucking crazy." - Die 4 Me

23 - "But she's hell in a basket, just making a racket, I love every second, it's fucking fantastic." - Honey

24 - "I found the Devil, I found him in a lover, with his lips like tangerines, and his color-coded speak." - Coming Down

25 - "He says, 'Ooh baby girl, you know we're gonna be legends, I'm the king and you're the queen and well we'll stumble through heaven. If there's a light at the end, it's just the sun in your eyes, I know you wanna go to heaven but you're human tonight." - Young God

26 - "Breakfast is cold, as cold as our bed, I'm watching you choke down the words that you said. I watch you devour, mistake me for bread. Well boy is you fed? Or are you misled? I gave you the messiest head, you give me the messiest head. Oh you're turning red, 'cause I'm tryna give the impression that I get the message - you wish I was dead." - Lie

27 - "You're dripping like a saturated sunrise, you're spilling like an overflowing sink. You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece, and now you're tearing through the pages and the ink." - Colors

28 - "So we'll sneak in in the back and then we'll kick in the door. Tell me, have you ever keyed a Ferrari before?" - killing boys

29 - "They said 'don't meet your heroes, they're all fuckin' weirdos,' and god knows that they were right. Because nobody loves you, they just try to fuck you, then put you on a feature on the B-side." - 929

Thanks again anon!!! Halsey's lyricism is unmatched. I can't wait to see what else they have in store for us!!

[pastafossa]

PASTA I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION.

*heavy breathing*

DO YOU THINK MATT LIKES CITRUS FRUITS?! LIKE MANGOES AND ORANGES?

Because he can sense when a fruit is ripe so would that affect whether or not he likes them because he always gets perfectly sweet mangoes and oranges? And what do you think his favorite fruit would be considering his taste buds

YOU'RE RIGHT, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO IF YOU'LL ALLOW ME, I HAVE MADE A VERY SCIENTIFIC CHART TO DEMONSTRATE.

As you can see by the VERY official chart I have made, I agree with your hypothesis (it's science, peer review, something something citrus molecules). I believe he can and WOULD be able to enjoy citrus fruits if they're JUST ripe, though for a very short amount of time, and he would absolutely have to use his heightened senses to find the Perfect One, likely one he'd eat the same day because if he goes even a hair too long or grabs one too soon, it is VERY easy to drop down into Stinky Cat Face (TM) range. But when he gets it right? Oooooh, when it's just right, perfectly sweet, hovering exactly center between sour and overripe, he could moan in delight. I have a feeling it would be something akin to sensory overload but in a pleasant way - citrus is consuming, and biting into a ripe one brings him a brief sting from the acid (and a little shiver cause he kinda likes that sting, subconsciously he thinks he deserves it, dumbass probably forces himself to eat an unripe fruit on a bad day, bad bad Matthew, suffersuffersuffer with the lemons matthew) before he's swamped with taste. The only reason the sour and sweet don't torment him is that they are in PERFECT balance, in such high amounts that his heightened senses can't full comprehend them and so just signal DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS all at once.

Favorite fruit overall I headcanon as strawberries BUT, if we're talking citrus I could see him leaning towards either clementines - lower acidity, a little sweeter, and juicy af, cause no one can tell me this man doesn't like to slurp and suck and fully engage his senses via tongue diving into that fruit when he's not being watched (get your minds out of the gutter i see you all out there) or possibly a blood orange considering how complex the flavors of those are - subtly sweet, but also kinda tangy like raspberries and cherries.

HE CAN LOVE CITRUS FRUIT.

But only for the single day it's perfectly ripe.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.