#Battery Acid the Hedgehog

[edwardnebula]

please tell me about your fankids

You've already seen a couple of these goofballs before but a good few are definitely new to yall.

Like Warp and Genesis. Future 'hero' and emerald guardian respectively.

So lets go over everyone.

Name: Cabbage Warp the Hedgehog Parents: Sonic and Knuckles Powers: Super speed, Emerald/Chaos detection, light chaos energy manipulation

Name: Sega Genesis Genesis the Were-Echidna Parents: Sonic and Knuckles Powers: Super strength, Emerald detection, Advanced sense of smell

Name: Pyre the Hedgehog Parents: Amy and Blaze Powers: Pyrokinesis and super strength

Name: Fable the Chameleon Parents: Shadow and Espio Powers: Invisibility, sticking to surfaces, Advanced chaos energy manipulation, excessive strength, MIGHT be able to read minds

Name: Stell the Rat Parents: Shadow and Espio (Adoptive) Powers: Literally nothing

Name: Pear the Crocodile Parents: Vector and Vanilla Powers: Hyper sonic voice

Name: Clementine the Rabbit Parents: Vector and Vanilla Powers: Fire breathing

Name: Battery Acid the Hedgehog Parents: Scourge and Fiona (Though unnatural means) Powers: Super speed, minor chaos manipulation

Name: Tazer the Sheep Parents: Surge and Lanolin Powers: Electricity, Super sonic voice

Name: Echo the Wolf Parents: Whisper and Tangle (Adoptive) Powers: Mind reading, able to project his thoughts into your brain

Name: Sunny the hybrid Parents: Tails and Cosmo (Test tube creation). Kit (Adoptive) Powers: Plant manipulation

Name: Rue the Deer Parents: Tails, Cosmo, Kit (Adoptive) Powers: unknown

Name: Whirl the fox Parents: Tails and Kit. Cosmo (Adoptive) Powers: unknown

and some silly stuff

[kingmaxstatic]

Stupid Sonic Poll #3

Thank you to my friends for giving me this assortment.

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG WITH YOUR THOUGHTS

[mrpuzzlessimp420]

Mario Simulator (Joke Fic)

Chapter 3

Warnings (Just in case): Arson, Suicide (no one actually dies, SMG3 is just dramatic and contemplates it for a second)

Ships: Marware, Battery Acid (Orange Juice x Mr Puzzles), Swagmaster69696969 x Sonic (like for a second)

It was a new day at Mushroom Akademi and Mario was lovesick, staring at the countless of definitely consented and not at all stalker-like photos of his one true love on his spaghetti-themed flip-phone with a Teletubby keyring hanging on it.

One day they would be together and have a pretty wedding and he'd be his everything and be together forever, but right now he'd has to put in the effort for that to happen. Sadly. Why couldn't life just make things easy for him? Why did he have to be born with this condition?

Anyway, Mario noticed Meggy waving at him to come over so he Naruto ran over, gusts of wind flowing away from Mario as he stopped, nearly causing everyone to fall over except Meggy cause she's built different.

"Hi Red! How's it going?" She playfully punched him which if it was done on any other person, would have sent them flying into the nearest wall. This was Mario though so it didn't. "We were just talking about- what were we talking about again?" She looked at SMG4 who quickly went into autism mode.

"We were just taking about how Sonic the Hedgehog is actually a good franchise and that it isn't as 'cringe' as some would say because it's a beautiful piece of media filled with cool mechanics, fleshed out characters, great stor-"

Mario quickly shut of his ears as SMG4 yappered on about some dumb blue hedgehog.

In the background, Sonic is seen judging SMG4 while holding his swagalious boyfriend's hand, who is aiming a gun towards SMG4's head.

"Oh uh Mario," SMG3 said while SMG4 still was autisming "I need to talk to you for a second, uh, privately."

"Okie-dokie! Good luck Meggy!" Mario exclaimed leaving Meggy alone with a cringe failure of a man and a declining sanity from being with him.

After they were out of view, SMG3 dragged Mario behind a perfectly cut and well placed bush.

"Okay, I think we're safe. Do you remember the plan from yesterday?" SMG3 whispered, careful not to raise his voice any higher in fear of being caught.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nope!" Mario said, smiling innocently.

"Of course you don't" SMG3 hit his face, annoyed at himself for expecting Mario to remember anything. "We are going to spread a rumour about Orange Juice liking content farm videos."

"Why can't we just kill him?" Mario said while pulling out a double-barrel shotgun from his infinite storage pocket.

SMG3 sighed heavily "You said it yourself, Mr Puzzles will get depressed if we do that without ruining his relationship with Orange Juice first. If Mr Puzzles is depressed, we won't want to be with you."

"Wow, Mario is-a so smart!" Mario exclaimed

"Now, are you-" SMG3 tried to say before being cut off by a familiar single mother.

"What are you two doing?" Karen asked, looking down on the two suspicious individuals.

Mario had to think of a distraction, quick and fast! "UHHHHHHH Mario's PINGAS is-a stuck in the door again!" Mario shouted, a door magically appearing closed on his PINGAS

"Damn it Mario, not again." Karen stated, dragging Mario on the floor to the Nurse's office once again. Mario looked over to SMG3 and gave him the thumbs up, signaling to him that SMG3 had to start this on his own.

"The things I do for that Italian.." SMG3 whispered to himself as he strolled back to his small friendship group, in which Meggy was in a hospital bed, dying of boredom while SMG4 was still ranting about that blue rat.

"-and that's why The Murder of Sonic The Hedgehog is the best Sonic game ever and no one can tell you otherwise!" SMG4 stated, cheerfully while Meggy noticed that SMG3 was coming back and was immensely relieved.

"Oh hi SMG3! You're back! Please help me he won't stop talking about Sonic the Hedgehog" Meggy begged, clingying onto SMG3 with desperation.

"Aren't there content farms of Sonic?" SMG3 asked, ignoring Meggy's pleas for freedom

"There's content farms of everything." SMG4 gritted his teeth, at the mention of those horrible, cheap, lazy, brainrotting pieces of trash. "Why do you ask?"

"I just overheard that Orange Juice likes content farms, like unironically. Kind of cringe /neg if you ask me." SMG3 mentioned, planting the seed in his two friends head of the rumor.

"Really? Remind me never to talk to that guy ever again." SMG4 stated

"You'd believe that? What if it's just a rumor?" Meggy said, the only one in the group with a functioning brain cell.

"I heard him talking about it to Water Bottle and Apple Smoothie so I doubt it." SMG3 lied.

"Huh. I bet if Mr Puzzles finds that out, he's going to be pissed" Meggy stated.

"Probably." SMG3 hid a small smirk. This was way to easy, he probably should have asked for another condition other than not having his secrets be exposed. It was too late now for that.

The extremely loud and ear-bleeding bell rang, signaling for first period.

"Ugh, I have catering next..." Meggy sighed.

3 months ago she was banned from entering the class kitchen because she and Mario had burned the entire building down because they had tried to heat up some water. The school had to be closed for 1 week because it had to be rebuilt.

So she had to spend all of her catering lessons for the rest of her time being in this school in a dark empty classroom, writing down "I will not try and burn down the school" over and over again until she gets arthritis.

"Oh good luck then, I have to go to my art class now." SMG4 said, leaving the two so he isn't late.

"What do you have Three?" Meggy asked, not wanting to walk in silence.

"Physics, which is directly next to your empty classroom" SMG3 answered.

They both talked about random things until they reached both their classes and said goodbye.

The rest of the day before Lunch went pretty smoothly. The rumour spread like wildfire because of SMG3's conversation with SMG4 and Meggy and soon enough the whole school was talking about it, even teachers.

Mario even got to spread it even more when he got out the Nurse's office, talking to anyone and everyone about it, no matter if they wanted to know or not.

"Mario's a-proud of you S-M-G-3, you really out did yourself today." Mario patter SMG3's back like a father would to his child.

"Well, the sooner it gets done, the sooner I can leave." SMG3 stated, ignoring the fact this was the most fun he'd had with Mario ever.

Then the two of them were interrupted by a scream, a very electronic and theatrical scream coming from the rooftop of the school.

SMG3 and Mario ran in the direction of the scream before SMG3 pulled out a plot convenience portal which teleported them to the scene of the crime.

Mr Puzzles, looking obviously angered and betrayed was yelling at Orange Juice, who was backed at the edge of the railing, one nudge away from failing to his death.

"I swear I don't like content farms! They're gross and unoriginal! I would never-" Orange Juice tried to plead, before being interrupted by a furious Mr Puzzles

"I know your lying! I've heard the stories! I thought you loved me!" Mr Puzzles exclaimed, gasoline pouring out his screen, resembling human tears.

"I do love you my dear pookie bear you just have to believe me when I say that content farms are created by hell itself and I don't like them." Orange Juice stated, wiping Mr Puzzles' tears lovingly

Mr Puzzles breath hitched at the contact of his love, wanting to lean into it but just controlled himself, needing to know if Orange-Kun was telling the truth.

"If you mean that, you'll burn that place from the SMG4 Vs Content Farms video for me" Mr Puzzles stated, needing to know if Orange Juice was telling the truth or not.

Immediately, without stopping a beat, Orange Juice pulled out a comically large gasoline container with a tiny lighter and opened up a portal to that disgusting hell-like place. He then poured the entire gasoline can into the portal and lit it on fire, closing the portal before it could even spread into the school.

"So you are telling the truth?" Mr Puzzles whispered (and whimper- -gets shot-)

"Of course I am, now let's get you fixed up you beautiful doll." Orange Juice said, taking Mr Puzzles' hand and walking off into the distance, cherry blossom petals falling romantically as they did so.

Mario and SMG3 stared in shock at their failure of a plan that just played out in front of them.

"ARE YOU A-FUCKING KIDDING ME?" Mario finally shouted as SMG3 debated on jumping of the school rooftop before realising that would be an incredibly dumb idea after just one failure as afterall,

Tomorrow is another day.

[jackalopescruff]

Hello it's me, Shadow the Hedgehog, reminding you to drink plenty of water and get a good night's sleep tonight

im gonna drink battery acid and never sleep again shadow 😈😈😈

[prettyypenguin]

battery acid dino bones moss 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

My diet consists of elderly people's disappointed/angry looks when they see me, men thinking I'm an e-girl with daddy issues and humbling them till they're a pile of shame, and the nervousness of peers who don't quite know whether they should fear me. So thanks for feeding me, babes, I was quite hungry after my shift mothering little birds, baby rabbits, and mini hedgehogs <3

On a more serious note (though the last sentence is true) i can throw all of those back at ya. I think you're so cool🥹🥹 and your blog is really nice and i like seeing your activity

[spinningbuster98]

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles Part 3: Taste the rainbow!

I’ve always thought it was pretty funny how Sega used to market Sonic as the anti-Mario, yet here we have a level with giant mushrooms. Anyway Mushroom Hill is a fine one, very cozy and very big and interesting to explore, which you’ll have to if you wanna get the Emeralds as soon as possible!

Flying Battery is good, but a bit overrated honestly? It’s the most gray looking level in the game and it’s pretty boxed in in terms of design despite the number of alternate routes it has. It also features the most ridiculous setpiece in the game: Eggman? You’re damaging your own ship with that beam! And then you gotta wait until it stops crashing before you can start the boss fight!

Finally: Sandopolis. Act 1 is serviceable but everyone hates act 2. I used to as well, but I’ve grown to quite like it actually! It’s gimmick, while treaturous, does not go against the core gameplay principles as it encourages you to go quickly before the lights go completely out, it’s got a nice sense of atmosphere and a nice dose of challenge for what is at the end of the day one of the final stages in the game. The only thing I don’t like is the block pushing, but most of the time it’s pretty brief, with only Knuckles really having an obnoxious section

The way you get the Emeralds in this game is, as everyone knows, the best one in any Sonic game. Finding Giant Rings is fun and rewarding and it keeps being rewarding even after you get all the Emeralds since they will then award you with 50 rings each, essentially granting you a free Super transformation. It encourages exploration in a perfectly natural and fun way.

As for Blue Sphere there was actually a time when I didn’t like this very much. Sure it’s much better technically than the half pipe, but due to its more puzzle focused approach I found that, once you knew the solution, all challenge went away and it was just about going through the motions. I changed my mind in recent years after I started going for those Perfect bonuses, as those require you to complete the entire maze and play skillfully, which makes it all not only harder but also much more fulfilling in my eyes. I only wish that the game gave you something more than just 50k points for doing a Perfect run, but this is a case where the journey makes the destination worth it. i think it’s telling of Blue Sphere’s overall quality that it works not only as a Special Stage but as a minigame in its own right, which Sonic Team must’ve known given how many of these you unlock by Locking Sonic & Knuckles to Sonic 1

Hyper Sonic! Now look I’m not one of those who cry for his return because this or that, but I think he’s phenomenal from a gameplay angle, because he has all of Super Sonic’s advantages and weaknesses but combined with a multidirectional air dash that allows you to break the levels even further and is so, SO fun to abuse! I only wish that the game, y’know...TOLD you about it! As a kid I thought that Hyper Sonic was just a pallette swap of Super, I only accidentally found out about the Hyper Dash, and it took me years to find out accidentally on Youtube that you could aim it! Sonic is also the only character who, I think, gets something truly worthwhile from getting all the Super Emeralds, as you’ll see

I wanna add though that, while I don’t cry about Hyper Sonic’s absence in later games, the reasons that have been given as to his absence are generally both silly and self contradicting. Oh we don’t wanna risk kids suffering from seizures, but we have no problem porting the hell out of Sonic 1 and CD, the former having Special Stages that look like acid trips and the latter having Special Stage 6, which features an entire screen that has the same issues as Hyper’s little sprite. We don’t want Sonic to look too much like DBZ but we’ll make sure that all the games released during the 2000s have stuff like a character blatantly inspired by Trunks, lots of Super Sonic final battles, an edgy rival, a plethora of secondary transformations and most recently having Sonic literally go Super Saiyan 2!

I guess that the inner machinations of Sonic Team truly are an enigma...

[hackerjpegreviews]

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WEBP FUCKED MY BUILD SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE GAME! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON MINECRAP, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE NET! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SHADOWBAMA, I PISSED ON THE NET YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 21 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING NET. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

...in case you were wondering why we normally plan these posts ahead of time, he... Drank a lot of all ages appropriate battery acid to get through a 100% run of shadow the hedgehog.

Do you think a png and a jpeg could on purposed kiss?

[shnowyfox]

Somic hedgehog drinks battery acid but Ohno they spilled it on thyir Dress ohgodh now they have to change but they have no more dresss:(

[housecatchem]

The hedgehog reversed: dissolving tin

What can you do with the tin hedgehog from one of the previous experiments? One of the possibility is to study the properties of tin. Like its interaction with acids and alkali. And at the same time to get tin salts for further experiments.

The following experiments with acids and alkali are less safe than those from the MEL Science sets (if you use any) and require some extra chemicals.

To “reverse” the tin hedgehog creation and turn it back to the tin chloride, it’s possible to dissolve it in hydrochloric acid. As the reaction is slow, it’s better to use higher concentrations of the acid (I used 30%) and heat (putting the test tube into the glass of hot water is sufficient). You can find the hydrochloric acid (also called muriatic acid) in a hardware store. Mostly it’s about 10%, so it will take more time for tin to get dissolved.

What are the other ways to dissolve the tin hedgehog? Tin can interact with both acids and alkali.

This video shows the tin interaction (or the absence of it) with hydrochloric acid, sulphuric acid and potassium hydroxide.

In the reactivity series tin comes before the hydrogen, so it should react with acids to produce hydrogen gas and tin salts. But at the same time tin is placed is in the middle of the series, close to the hydrogen. It is less reactive metal than for example magnesium or zinc, so its reaction with acids will go much slower.

K→Ca→Na→Mg→Al→Zn→Fe→Co→Ni→Sn→Pb→H→Cu→Ag

Hydrochloric acid is the best way to dissolve tin as you can see from both videos. Tin reacts with the diluted acid, but very slowly. Concentrated acid dissolves tin much quicker, especially when heated. The product of this reaction tin chloride interacts with hydrochloric acid and forms complex compounds.

Sn (s) + 2HCl (aq) → SnCl2 (aq) + H2 (g)

SnCl2 (aq) + HCl (aq) → H[SnCl3] (aq)

The reaction with a diluted sulphuric acid is very slow even at higher temperatures - I could hardly notice any hydrogen bubbles. The concentrated sulphuric acid slowly dissolves tin when heated (oxygen from the air seems to help too):

Sn (s) + 4H2SO4 (conc)  → Sn(SO4)2 (aq) + 2SO2 (g) + 4H2O

Sulphuric acid can be bought at 37% concentration (used as a battery acid), but due to the lack of interaction, you can’t use it to dissolve tin.

Interaction with nitric acid varies depending on the acid concentration and the temperature. 

Interaction with a very diluted nitric acid (3-5%) at low temperatures leads to tin nitrate formation without any visible gas release:

4Sn (s) + 10HNO3 (very diluted)  → 4Sn(NO3)2(aq) + NH4NO3 (aq) + 3H2O

Higher concentrations of nitric acid and higher temperatures lead to nitrogen formation (with some impurities of nitrogen monoxide):

5Sn (s) + 12HNO3 (diluted)  → 5Sn(NO3)2(aq) + N2 (g) + 6H2O

Concentrated nitric acid oxidizes tin to a stannic acid:

Sn (s) + 4HNO3 (conc)  → SnO2•xH2O (s) + 4NO2 (g) + (2-x)H2O

Unfortunately nitric acid is not readily available and its use is restricted, so no demonstration in a house lab. But there is a video by Tuan Dang:

Tin can be also dissolved in sodium or potassium hydroxide. The result may vary depending on temperature and concentration:

Sn (s) + KOH (conc) + 2H2O  → K[Sn(OH)3] (aq) + H2 (g)

Sn (s) + 2KOH (conc) + 4H2O  → K2[Sn(OH)6](aq) + 2H2 (g)