#or a tomato

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

[arctic-hands]

Every time there's a food recall that spreads from one company to the next, even from generic brands that are unique to the store selling them, it makes me realize the illusion of choice under capitalism hyped up by conservatives is a bunch of bullshit.

Oh and uh, don't drink apple juice for a while. Arsenic. And it's more than just Aldi and Walmart

[dashiellqvverty]

i am soooo sick of oral allergy syndrome i want to eat my fruits and veggies…..

[mistbornthief]

in fucking tears rn

[lunyselene]

i had a terrible dream where I was making pasta at a friend's house and I kept adding more salt bc there was so much pasta but then I'd taste it and it just wasn't. Salty. and I was so stressed out about how much salt I was adding to the pot

[cosmonautroger]

Milton Glaser, Therapy With A Tomato, 1978

[anchounn]

thinking of summer

[conman167936]

Critics reviewing the Mario movie: It’s just a bunch of goofing off with no real story.

Mario fans: Yes that’s what we want.

Critics reviewing the FNAF movie: It’s just a 2-hour lore dump.

FNAF fans: YES THAT’S WHAT WE WANT.

[sixcupids]

the 🔑 to my heart

[audreys-hepburn]

#same girl FRIED GREEN TOMATOES 1991 — dir. Jon Avnet

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Note ; I hate him and want to throw things at him and expect a stimboard for my queen Anya <33

Another note ; HELP THANKS FOR SO MANY NOTES??? 😭 didn't expect this would be my most popular stimboard atm

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[toyastales]

Breakfast Sandwich

[fatty-food]

summer garden pasta (via instagram)

[mellosdrawings]

So, I'm not all that caught up with canon lore yet, but one thing that annoys me at times is when people blame Rook for his bad new style (it's not even bad. He looks cute, look at him smiling so much he's so baby). Rook has been shown several times to do things on his own volition without even warning Vil (like, you know, changing dorms?!) and you'd expect me to believe he's not the one to have chosen his new style ?

Anyway, leave my man and his bad haircut choices alone. What's the point of having hair that can grow back if you don't have some fun with them while you're still at school ?

[floofcatalogue]

sumikko gurashi tomato plush

[happymiffy]