#clean up your depression

[chrissy-kaos]

Why is it so fucking hard to find a guy to come clap some cheeks around these parts.. like come on. I’m not even that intimidating stop being a pussy and let’s goo!

[arsenicflame]

imagine Izzy coming back into his little room after a long day, only to discover someones been in there. his first instinct is that it was mean-spirited— someone stealing something of his, or hiding it, or ransacking the place for the sake of destroying his safe space— but then he actually opens the door the whole way and sees his room. the beds been turned over and washed, freshly made and has at least one new soft blanket. his clothes have been hung and his shelves straightened, the rooms been dusted and swept, all the empty bottles and such gone, and in the centre of his desk sits a note:

"for all you do for us, let us help you too"

[g00seg1raffe]

So there was a post a while back about Ben Solo always being told "don't do (x), that's how uncle luke lost his hand" when he was a kid - and I raise you: Elrond and Elros being told "don't do (x), that's how Maedhros lost his hand"??

Like, at Amon Ereb when the twins were newly acquired and refusing to eat their vegetables and Maglor is Mag-mothering them until Erestor, feral half-sane clinically depressed anarchist Avari hostage/patient/infiltrator and Certified Little Shit, hits em with:

"I would listen to the Lord Maglor, winyamor, he well knows the dangers that come to young elflings who don't eat enough vegetables - after all, that's how his brother lost his hand."

Elrond looks conflicted. Elros squints suspiciously. "Truly?"

Erestor, practically comatose since the massacre but ultimately saved from Fading by the biological compulsion to fuck with you, lays a hand over his heart. "I would never lie about such a thing! Just what do you take me for? This is a true tale and a grave warning - the Lord Maedhros' hand was tragically lost in the days of his youth, whilst he was still growing as you are. He refused to eat his vegetables and so, cruelly deprived of the strength it needed to grow strong, his body started to fall apart! First his fingers, then his thumb, and then his palm and wrist - all turned blue and dropped off!"

"No!" Elrond gasps. Elros looks both terrified and impressed. Maglor's face is scrunched up into something that the twins probably interpret as pained - at reminder of the horrors of limbs falling off! - but is actually just him busting a rib trying not to laugh.

"Yes!" Erestor cries with relish. "And it never grew back. All because he didn't eat his vegetables. Isn't that right, Lord Maedhros?"

Maedhros, a looming terror at the head of the table, scarred and solemn and impenetrable as his fortresses, narrows his eyes consideringly at the unfolding shenanigans and the rascal behind it. His conclusion? Fuck it. He gives a slow, solemn nod. Completely deadpan and exaggeratedly formal, because it may have been centuries since he last had his brothers smothering laughter at political dinners but the Finwëan sense of humour, once caught, is not an ailment easily cured.

Maglor conceals his wheezes behind his goblet as Erestor nods sagely to the wide-eyed twins, who suddenly seem a sight more interested in their vegetables.

[cleanfreaktisha]

Yet you still do not deny my words. But oh well, I'll leave you be! Have fun with that arm of yours!

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…

Does she still even like me…?

*Tisha is sobbing now. She feels like shit for not talking with her girlfriend. She wants to die so badly. She just wants it all to stop.*

[astro-b-o-y-d]

That random 'you are GOING to deep-clean today' bug that strikes once in a blue moon struck me today. Feeling GREAT.

[trlblzd]

having a gigantic storage room as your bedroom is so crazy because i don't imagine stelle being organized at all and you can only ever truly spot it spic and span after every other two weeks when they decide not to slack on doing anything

[databent]

i really thought i was getting better. i see now that that was stupid of me

[lord-squiggletits]

>be me

>looking for MegOP fics on AO3

>see fic tagged IDW1

>fic has Megatron/Optimus as the main characters

>there's only a couple other ships so I know they're going to be at least one of the main ships and not a background ship

>I click

>see the author's note

>"I tagged IDW but it's mostly continuity soup" etc etc "and archivist Orion Pax"

[genekies]

screaming in the club

time for another vent in tags

[angelnumber27]

sometimes it can help to take tasks and break them down into smaller tasks and just do one little thing at a time if you’re someone who gets overwhelmed easily like I do. I tend to be like ahh I have to do this and this and this but breaking things down into little manageable small tasks that end up still leading to the completion of what I need to do helps me a lot. There are ways to overcome your anxiety and that overwhelmed feeling and this is just one of them. Don’t give up or stop trying 🩵🪽 You’ve got this

[dear-eli]

That moment when you have a dream about somebody and it feels so real that your brain legitimately has to take a moment to grieve its loss when you wake up and realize it isn't

[mutalune]

hey siri how do I stop feeling gutwrenchingly anxious in the guilt way for using the treatment methods available to me to not be in constant misery

[theguardianace]

one last itty bitty one. speed running rui. i hope you feel better aura!!!!!!!!!!

thank you marlo this really does make me feel better :)

[victorfrankensteinsuggestions]

Today's suggestion task:

Engage in the highs and lows of housekeeping. You can't perform unethical experiments in a dirty lab unless you want to risk the dripping goo in the corner catch sentience and attempt to murder you for not having swept the floor in three months

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

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[vanyafresita]

why can't a boy take a break from the horrors ? oh, must i always suffer this way ? is there no end to this madness ?