#clashofkings

[villainanders]

wanted to answer your poll and realized i actually have no idea why i follow you. can you list some of your old urls? lol just curious bc i have a hunch

I have had so many over the years so going back over the decade I’ve been on tumblr, I think the list is: clashofkings, lynchbrothers, lesbianlannister, braimefucked (for like a week of my s8 grief/madness), lesbianjohnkeats, lieutenantriza, lingedward, majorroymustang, madameschristmas (or madamchristmases.. something like that), teammustangofficial, fullmetalalchemiter, shinebrightlikekanaya, sherlockxholmies, iambookninja (my go to user when I was 13 LMAO)

[coloursofunison]

Today's big deal - literature & fiction is #ClashOfKings and #KingsOfConflict on #AmazonAU. Book 3 and 4 in #TheBrunanburhSeries AD937 Can the Norse and the Scots exact their revenge over the mighty King Athelstan of the English? books2read.com/clashofkings AD942 Can King Edmund of the English banish the Norse invaders from England one final time? books2read.com/KingsOfConflict10th #HistoricalFiction #BrunaburhSeries #BookDeal

[francy-sketches]

Tommen or Myrcella

ok since I got 2 of these I cheated and drew them both skjdksdj also bc I cant pick a favorite

ok jk I actually prefer tommen a little bit bc im sexist he just has a few more appearances and also we share the defining character trait of liking cats

[mummer]

☕️ all R+L does not = J theories

just immensely silly and stupid and annoying. contrarian for no reason except maybe not wanting jon to have special magic blood. which like. r+l=j isnt really interesting insofar as what it does to jon. because it doesnt matter, ned raised him. having dragonwolficefire blood doesnt really do anything to jon except maybe he can ride a dragon if the opportunity arises. wow. cool. still a bastard still just some guy. the RESONANCE of r+l=j is all about what it does for ned. and how much more painful and tragic and layered his pov is because of that once you understand the implications of what happened. oyyyy

[olreid]

Are you still doing dashboard osmosis. If so legally I have to send dragon age. If u don’t want to do that then ASOIAF (not sure if you’ve read those or not)

for you? ofc <3

dragon age is the anders show! video game about a terrible bisexual man and his boyfriend varric. fenris is there. that's literally all i know. are there dragons?? i think there are mages but the rest is a complete mystery to me

dashboard osmosis time

[ringneckedpheasant]

Alistair!

shadow on the wall by brandi carlile is my biggest alistair song

[johnbottoms]

Based on some of your other blorbos I thiiiink your dragon age blorbo would be Alistair I also think you would really like Zevran

they seem like very solid pathetic poor little meow meows so I think ur right

[disregardcanon]

Dragon age for the osmosis challenge

okay so i know that it's a video game series by the mass effect people. there's like an anders, verric, and then i think there's an inquisitor player character because i've seen inquisitor and fem! inquisitor as terms before. i think there's quite a few games with plots that kinda intersect but can be played independently.

i also think that it's set in that kinda fantastic kinda medieval catchall setting? and there are organizations that commit human rights abuses, that some of the protags are part of it, there are dragons and wizards and that you can be gay. that's about all i've got tbh

[wickedjaime]

My other unpopular opinion is that all the Lannisters besides Tywin have dumptruck asses

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

I refuse to believe Joanna would tolerate her man having a flat pancake for an ass, it’s just not realistic. I don’t think Tywin has a DUMPY tho, so. I shall concede

Cersei is way too much of a Karen to have a fat ass. She inherited Tywin’s white girl booty and you need to accept this. However, she DID gain weight from having kids and from her weight gain in Feast, so I concede she’s a bit juicier back there now. 

Since the most important Lannister ass is Jaime’s, and we agree that he has CAKES FOR DAYS—I’m talking PEACH FLAVORED STACKS ON STACKS—I am selecting neutral so we can meet each other halfway and agree on what really matters

Also I haven’t seen ANYONE talk about this but us so I feel like this isn’t an unpopular opinion, rather just a clown disagreement between the two of us on Lannister peaches 

Send me unpopular opinions

[snackhype]

Just finished #clashofkings I know Im years late BUT THE RED WEDDING https://www.instagram.com/p/BzZTWZ6HeF2/?igshid=ffq4xnvlpv8u

[coloursofunison]

#TheBrunanburhSeries, the start of a new historical 4 part series focusing on the events around the great batttle of Brunanburh. In the battle for power there can be only one ruler. books2read.com/King-of-Kings #KingsOfKings #KingsOfWar #ClashOfKings #KingsOfConflict #TenthCentury

[reshmaanil4instagram-blog]

My ongoing reads from my most recent book haul! On the second book now and I'm pretty sure that I'm in for a long haul but it's not bad. So, what do you think about this series? #bookhaul #gameofthrones #clashofkings #StormofSwords #FeastForCrows #DanceWithDragons #bookstagram #book #books #bookrecommendations #booklover #booknerd #bookaddict #bookphotography #booklove #bookcommunity #bookobsessed #bookgram #bookhauls #bookworms #gameofthronesfamily #gameofthroneshbo #gameofthronesfan #책 #책추천 #책스타그램 #책소개 #책읽기 #책리뷰 #winterfell (at Winterfell) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgi1cBup2ch/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mummer]

Dragon Age or The Raven Cycle. Or both if you want idk

dragon age is a video game and there are dragons in it. maybe. there are mages but they're like oppressed or something, there's dwarves and elves, there are a lot of characters and they are called. anders fenris solas iron bull zevran isabella dorian uhhh that's all i got. solas is bald but people like him anyway??? unfathomable. people care a lot about their player characters (lavellan????? girl idk...). it's mostly about politics and character/party relationships and there is intense sociological discourse

i actually read the first 3 raven cycle books when i was like 14 but i genuinely have forgotten everything about them except. theres blue she's the girl. there's ronan he's bald and angry and has magic dreams. there's adam he's from a farm. there's noah he's a ghost i remember that. theres gansey hes smart he's the leader everyone wants to fuck him but he has a curse or something so he CANT. kavinsky is there he's evil they all live in a warehouse ronan has brothers but this is some spinoff shit idk about. ronan and adam are dating but everyone has Vibes with everyone so. literally dont remember any of the plot if there was one

[anneapocalypse]

And I bet you the decade of anti-Fereldan sentiment fueled by Kirkwall’s ongoing refugee crisis did NOT help matters ONE BIT because if Cassandra was going around investigating by knocking on random Kirkwallers’ doors like “Hello I’m your friendly neighborhood SEEKER OF TRUTH, come to investigate FERELDAN CONSPIRACIES,” there’s at least like a 65% chance they would have been like “I’ve been waiting for this day, please come in and have a drink while I set up my powerpoint presentation.”

No but can we talk about what Cassandra thought happened in Kirkwall before talking to Varric because she’s so surprised that half the people involved in what happened were from Ferelden by coincidence and said that she thought they all came together. Like did she think that Hawke, Anders, Aveline, and Merrill were all part of a terrorism syndicate

[ringneckedpheasant]

Ship bingo: Zevran/Alistair

YEAHHHH BABEYYY i've read at least 3/4 of the fics in their ao3 tag and they're my favorite origins ship besides alistair/m!warden

[johnbottoms]

Declansey

I find it very funny like I don't think I could ever like take it seriously but its very funny to me jdnskmskdkdkkd literally would u fuck ur clone and ig both their answers is yes