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"Hi, I'd like a tattoo, please."
Bruce glanced up from the design heâd been doodling to see a man in a cowboy hat, sunglasses, and a thick mustache. He nodded in acknowledgment, hiding a smirk.
This man had been visiting Bruceâs tattoo parlor for months, each time in a different disguise, always requesting a new tattoo. The first time Bruce tried, every tool broke against his skin. Plus, the man always returned with skin as smooth and unmarked as a newbornâs.
Metahuman clients werenât unusual for him, but Bruce sensed this one preferred to keep his identity a secret, so he played along.
"And what kind of tattoo would you like, Mr...?"
"Colby," the man replied. "Iâm a cowboy. From Texas," he added needlessly.
Bruce pushed his catalog toward him, but the man shook his head, likely having memorized it by now.
"Can I request a custom design?" he asked, pointing at the paper on Bruceâs desk.
"You want... a smiley face?" Bruce asked, glancing at the childish doodle Dick had left that morning.
"No!" The man looked flustered. "I meant the design you were working on before I interrupted you. I really like it."
"Ah." Bruce glanced at the sketch heâd drawn absentmindedlyâa bat intertwined with the Kryptonian symbol of hope.
"Very well. Have a seat, Clark," Bruce said, nodding toward the tattoo chair.
"Umm, my name is Colâ"
"Colby," Bruce interrupted smoothly. "Sorry, slip of the tongue." He continued setting out his kryptonite tools, a faint smile tugging at his lips.
#tattoo shop au#tattoo artist for metas#secret tattoo shop#clark just wants to be normal#secret identities#dc#dc headcanon#dc fanfic#drabble#text post#superbat#superman x batman#batman x superman#superman/batman#batman/superman#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne
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Prompt 254
So. Danny might have accidentally become a bit of a cryptid. He didnât mean to, but heâd become a bit nocturnal- like many an Amity Parker- and it wasnât his fault that he couldnât be bothered to make sound when he was tired. Or pretend to breathe or, okay, he could see why he kept freaking people out at the grocery store he kept going to.Â
But it wasnât his fault! He has to get food too! And really is it anyone elseâs business? Seriously he thought that people wouldnât be so surprised with how much magic is everywhere. Like youâd think theyâd never seen someone who wasnât fully human before or something.Â
Oh great, thereâs a journalist at the grocery store now- heâs going to ignore that and finish his shopping and then continue his online work. Ooh, and eat icecream. He deserves it for potentially putting up with this.Â
Oh, itâs a little baby reporter, first couple of article thing. Adorable.Â
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#Clark (early in his journalism career & sent to check out this âhauntedâ grocery store):#Clark: *Hearing what is definitely Not a human heartbeat#Clark: Oh Rao that is not a ghost (If only he knew)#Clark: Is this potential friend#Danny (Slightly eldritch): Oh a haunting? Nah I donât think the store is haunted unless someone died here lol#Clark & Danny talk about stars#Clark: Is this fellow alien hiding??#Danny: Oh yeah everyone back home can be pretty crazy- I just wanted to get some microwave food#Clark ends up this funky boi semi-adopted by all these Amity Parkers#Yes they all give off uncanny valley vibes#Making Clark give off the most normal dude ever vibes when around them#Itâs wonderful for his secret identity#Danny squinting at alien hero who appears: Hold up thatâs grocery-writer man Clark#Yes Danny & co are adults lol
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yknow how sometimes dogs will hunt things and be like look i did so good!!! yayyy i got you this!!! bc theres a comedy story in my mind in which krypto decides he likes kon's friends and wants to give them presents too! and. well.
krypto leaves a dead bird on tim's pillow and tim goes oh shit fuck is this an oblique threat that someone's discovered my identity as one of the bird-themed heroes in gotham? but then why's it a fucked-up looking pigeon and not a robin or a rook (if youre like me and like tim taking on the name rook later)??????? and why is it so mangled and burned what does it mean is this a threat of a specific way someone wants to kill me?!?! who could it have been from?! when did someone even break in and why didn't they trip any of my alarms?!?! fuck i have to cancel my plans with kon and bart later shit i don't even know how i got compromised so i don't dare see either of them in public i don't want to risk them--fuck fuck fuck how did this happen i don't understand and why is it a pigeon and
meanwhile krypto is just like. :3c i did so good i am SUCH a good dog i leave him presents :) yayyy!!! i even cooked it for him. with heat vision! yaaayyy!!
so tim phones up kon like "listen we can't meet up this weekend i'm so sorry i think i've been compromised--" and goes on about how he needs to go on lockdown alert mode until he figures out what happened and who found him out and meanwhile kon's just. go back. the pigeon. describe that again.
tim describes the fucked up mangled burnt pigeon. and kon, who has dealt with his fair share of Superdog Presents and thought they'd come to an understanding about "krypto you can't do that you'll DECIMATE local wildlife" and such, just narrows his eyes. turns to the dog bed next to him. goes âŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ.. krypto.
and krypto's like :) wag wag wag :) yes thats me :) wag wag :) im good dog :) he is SO pleased with himself. thats one mystery solved!
this ends in tim, haunted, sitting at the farmhouse kitchen table while ma frets over him and makes him hot chocolate, kon wraps him in a blanket, krypto licks his feet, and lois is just like. yeah. been there. just be glad it wasn't sea monsters.
#rimi talks#timkon#krypto#animal death mention cw#krypto has definitely brought lois a dead sea monster while she was at work before. it was a whole thing#kon and clark have had talks with him like. krypto you Can't do that. normal earth squirrels have no chance. you can't do that okay#and overall krypto understands. he is a good boy. however sometimes he just wants to do something nice for someone :)#this brought to you by: sometimes i think abt the things my dogs have done...#my current dog has only actually managed to catch something once#but my childhood dog was a significantly better hunter than him. and we lived in the woods.#that girl committed atrocities against squirrels............#anyways. i think its funny if krypto accidentally gives tim a HORRIBLE weekend. love and light#tim#kon
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He was about to kill you, Lex. Or divulge something you didn't want me to know.
â SMALLVILLE, "Forever" (4.21)
+ bonus from "Arctic" (7.20):
#smallville#smallvilleedit#svedit#lex luthor#jason teague#lionel luthor#clark isn't in these scenes but they're still very much#clex#sv 4x21#sv 7x20#dcmultiverse#my gifs#'why can't you see what's right in front of your face lex?' god. god. godddd.#I think there's a really interesting discussion to be had (with many potential viewpoints)#re: to what extent lex actually knew the truth either consciously or subconsciously at any particular time#and how much he was just in denial about it (and why)#I'm not really prepared to have that discussion in these tags but like#let's face it - lex figured out that clark had powers all the way back in 1x12#just because clark convinced him he was wrong at the time doesn't mean he just forgot that whole thing#and yet it seemed like the more seasons went on and the more obvious the truth became#especially the fact that clark was so heavily tied to all the alien weirdness of smallville#the more lex seemed to (subconsciously?) push back against accepting or recognizing that truth#I mean that's literally what he's doing in the 4x21 scene with jason#so it's like he both desperately wanted to know clark's secret but also didn't want to know at all#and that's just SO interesting#I mean jesus the 7x20 scene is supposed to be peak evil lex and yet he STILL has to be pushed into accepting the truth#and he does so with his eyes glistening because yeah he wanted to know clark's secret once upon a time but he never wanted THIS#(remember when lex told jonathan in s1 that he just wanted clark to have a happy normal life bc clark was such a good person?#and then he's told in 7x20 that to save the world he has to KILL clark and take that life away from him hahaha [crying] it's fine I'm FINE)#wow I really said 'I'm not prepared to have this discussion' and then just. proceeded to have it anyway huh. lmao oops
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Thought posed:
Danny does the college stuff and interning for stuff at Wayne Enterprises while living in Gotham, but he doesnât catch the Bats attention because he simultaneously is both Just Normal Enough while the Bats are Slightly Out Of Step of normal long enough that things with Danny donât catch their attention. (Gotham as a whole is a huge âwell this might as well happenâ place and after however many yearsâŚthe threshold is a bit off for weirdness. Pair that up with normal Batdrama and role-code-switching and minor things are likely going to be subconsciously overlooked if not clocked as Dangerous.)
(Does Danny know the Batsâ IDs? ⌠He would deny it if asked. Not his circus business though. He does think itâs smart that they at least try to cover their faces, unlike when he played the hero. He meets Clark before Superman and feels like heâs on the Office or something.)
Danny moves on with the astro-stuff (whether an astronaut, an astrophysicist, or whatever else) in another city and catches the attention of another hero as Not Normal, Whatâs Up With That Guy?? (two parts coincidence, one part Dannyâs willingness to trust for the better, one part Uncanny) and they track his history to Gotham/WE and decide to ask the Batclan if they knew anything.
They find out nothing really is wrong with Danny (âŚthe JLD was not called or conferred with, unfortunately for all) but it does spark the reeducation refresher of the Gotham Clan for Human Weirdness (that also educated the rest in just how messed up Gotham can be).
#and then at the end Danny shows up in space or whatever idk#part as just a normal thing he does that didnât catch attention before#part because the heroes were not subtle and Danny wants to fuck with them#Dannyâs stuff is more background to the reeducation of Gotham vigilantesâ perspective of normalcy#I figure that with enough time some things that were Big News is now not and therefore doesnât reach far#especially is Gotham had a period of not being able to rely on anything but itself#adult Danny Fenton#heâs in his 30s#two decades dead and a year or two off of finding out heâs functionally immortal#GIW not really an issue#governmant agencies may be watching him to use him for nefarious purposes (saving money on budgets with this overpowered space weirdo)#Iâm on the astronaut Danny fenton tag again#lol#dpxdc#ao3#op#Danny stared at Clark for 20 seconds without blinking during an interview and the dĂŠjĂ vu sense clocked him as alien#Clark was concerned when his interviewee spaced out mid word. saw him later when he saved him from a car later and the guy justâŚsighed?#the only thing he says as he walks away?#goddamnit wes. every effing time. should probably look into that.
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They make me UNWELL /pos
#just them#they're the sillies ever#stath lets flats#I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE đ#can u tell im extremely normal#Al Clark#Sophie x Al#Sophie Charalambos#tumblr pls appreciate this#natasia demetriou#al roberts
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An idea I had for a new Ambush Bug series (and a new original character):
First off, let's talk about our setting. Earth-Zero is a pocket dimension. To screw with Superman, Mister Mxyzptlk once created a world where everyone was insane and nothing made sense. He wanted to see how Superman would deal with a dimension like that. What Mxy didn't count on was Ambush Bug following Superman into the pocket dimension, and almost destroying it by pitting his madness against Mxyzptlk's magic. In the end, Ambush Bug and Superman escaped from Earth-Zero, and Mxyzptlk sealed the world shut, trapped in it's own pocket dimension.
But anyways, life continues on Earth-Zero. The insane and wild denizens of Earth-Zero continue living in their pocket dimension, little dreaming there's anything out there beyond their bizarre and cartoonish homeland. But one day, a child is born and abandoned at an orphanage. Young John Doe, the black sheep of Earth-Zero. A black sheep precisely because he has sanity and logic on a world where nobody else does.
John is almost profoundly normal. He dresses in plain clothing (all simple colours and no name brands). He talks with a voice that's downright monotone, especially when compared to the energetic people of Earth-Zero. He's a fan of dramas and of old timey novels. He's justâŚthe stiffest, most boring man ever. And everyone on Earth-Zero treats him the way people in the real world treat the mentally ill. He's got no friends. He's got no real ability to socialize, since he doesn't understand the social structure of his world. Everyone treats him like a freak, and it leaves him feeling deeply lonely (and incredibly miserable, too).
Every night, he dreams of a world outside Earth-Zero, a world where his "freakish averageness" would be accepted. And one day, his wish is granted. Ambush Bug accidentally teleports back onto Earth-Zero (somehow), and he meets John. And somehow, these two hit it off. One was ostracised for being too normal. The other was ostracized for too weird. But they're both outcasts, and so they find solace in each other.
Eventually, Earth-Zero ends up getting destroyed. Ambush Bug and John end up causing such a ruckus that they attract Mister Mxyzptlk back to his failed project. And he is disgusted by his weird pocket dimension. So this time, he fully snaps it out of existence, and he deposits Ambush Bug and John back in Metropolis on Earth-One. So now Ambush Bug has made his first real friend. And John Doe has found a world to accept his blandness and boring nature. They've both gotten what they wanted out of this.
This would hopefully lead to an ongoing comic book (not just a miniseries), chronicling the adventures of Ambush Bug (Irwin Schwab) and his new partner, Averageman (John Doe). Because Ambush Bug needed a straight man. He's funny, but his humour style doesn't work without someone to bounce off of. And Averageman here is the perfect comedy straight man. He's bland. He takes everything literally. He talks in a dry tone of voice. He's weird, but in the exact opposite way to Ambush Bug. I 100% think this duo could have a 50+ issue run. The adventures of Ambush Bug and Averageman!
#if you know me#you know my ideas almost never go anywhere#but i still want to share this#so i can hopefully inspire more people than just myself#ambush bug#irwin schwab#and my original concept:#averageman#the âfreakâ who's freakish because he's so normal#my ideas#comic ideas#story ideas#dc ideas#dc#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#dc headcanons#dc headcanon#ambush bug and averageman!#and since i also mentioned them too...#superman#clark kent#mister mxyzptlk#mr mxyzptlk#asd#autism#neurodivergent#my thoughts#autistic
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You know after watching "the man who has everything" episode of the justice league: infinite again, all i could think about is clark basically being a farmer âin spaceâ and i found that it's hilarious and sweet that i kind of headcannon him being into stardew valley and harvest moon. Like it's basically a tiny piece of his home in a video game, that includes mini character and animal to interact with like imagine that.
#superman#clark kent just want to FARM GODDAMNIT#clark kent#stardew valley#harvest moon#like imagine he's in a justice league meeting and that soundtrack start playing#and everyone is just somewhat surprised#i love clark to a normal amount#clark=babygirl#i headcannon him playing stardew with bruce every once in a while
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I say "caitlin clark is the female steph currey" and no one bats an eye. but I say "steph currey is the male caitlin clark" and society
#every comment section under a video of caitlin is full of misogynistic basketball dudes who hate to see an influx of attention to womens#basketball.#like holy shit be normal about women#clark brought SO MUCH attention to womens college this year and some NBA teams are considering drafting her#SHES REALLY FUCKING GOOD#i hope she gets drafted and keeps going with her career#sorry bandom mutuals for basketball posting on main but i had to. say something#also i know stephs been in the game longer than clark i just wanted to make the point#people are way too comfortable being openly misogynistic
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very vaguely working on a buffy the vampire slayer au fic rn (that i think will be centered around steddie) where nancy is the slayer, eddie is a vampire, and steve, robin, and jonathan are nancyâs scooby gang
#iâm rewatching btvs rn and when i first thought of the au i was like oh slayer steve and vampire eddie#but it took two seconds to be like. no. nancy is the slayer it canât be anyone else.#just made for her yk? i do believe very strongly that she and buddy would get along#thinking steve and nancy date like normal but then she finds out sheâs the slayer and thatâs what makes their relationship crash and burn#with that same sort of arc of her having to grow up too fast and deal with all of this and him not really seeing it#but then much like in st after their breakup he gets pulled into one of the vampire/demon situations and ends up joining the gang#who at that point i think would just be slayer nancy and jonathan who i am considering making a werewolf like oz#robin would be a willow esque witch/wicca methinks but i want the fic to be set when theyâre in college#so iâm trying to decide if her and steve meet in high school or if they meet when they both start at hawkins university#and then eddie is a vampire but like. got turned maybe a year or two ago yk#so heâs not centuries old with a bunch of teenagers/freshly 20 year olds bc yuck#slightly spike coded bc. spike <3#canât decide who i want nancyâs watcher to be tho like would it be hopper?#i guess that would make sense but he doesnât have the nature of a watcher with like all the books and research and stuff#maybe dr owens??#hell maybe mr clarke???#idk still thinking that one through#theyâre def gonna meet argyle at hawkins university tho#and i want chrissy to be there but i havenât decided what role sheâll play yet#waitâŚ..should chrissy be the slayerâŚâŚ.sheâs very buddy coded hold on#oh OH chrissy is another slayer like faith but not homocidal lol#yeah i like that#was thinking ronance endgame too but now iâm wondering about robin and chrissy hmm#many thoughts many thoughts#steddie fic#btvs au#buffy au
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Like I can't cancel on my roommate because her friends cancel on her 75% of the time because most of them live kinda far away and it makes her super insecure and she was almost too discouraged to make Halloween plans but a month ago I was like noooooo make the plans let's go!!!! And today I feel like. CoralineDad.png
#and i have to drive to pick up one of her friends because she cant drive which normally id be happy to do but today i just feel like đ§ââď¸#last night i could barely handle a super chill night that was from 6:30â8:00. and tonight I'm committed to like. midnight#I hate complaining so much but I'm also worried it'll be visible that I'm not having fun which i really want to avoid.#i want to be happy party person that makes everyone else have fun and feel included. but đ´đŤ#shut up clark
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i just think lois lane should put tim drake in her purse like a little dog. a scrunkly little companion who's even better at picking locks than she is, which is saying something. a nosy little freak after her own heart. the rubber duck she uses when talking her thoughts out loud to put clues together. her coffee gofer. her purse ferret.
#rimi talks#lois pulls the ''steal a uniform/badge and pretend i work here'' trick and gestures to tim to follow her lead and tim is DELIGHTED#need him following her around the daily planet offices just chattering constantly at her elbow. like a duckling. that canNOT shut up#as enrichment in his enclosure she directs him to sneak her some coffee without clark noticing#(he never manages to not get noticed bc. superman. but he still tries really hard)#<- now that ive mentioned coffee in the same post as tim drake. everyone be fucking cool ok. be normal about this.#i just know tim manages to charm so many people at the planet bc his annoying baby brother energy is just SO POTENT#tim drake daily planet summer internship au that lives only in my mind. speak to me#lois is out there like. ugh. fucking simone wants to run clickbait again. can you believe? the NERVE of that woman.#and tim nods seriously. fuck simone!#[Lois Lane approves. +10]#tim#lois
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Everyone happens to meet Danny in human form. I'm assuming that when Vlad went to prison, they had to make special restraints due to his powers, so it's not illogical for everyone to assume that the kids' powers come solely from his genetics.
Clark is about to intervene and save him when 'wham!' Danny hits him straight in the face with his ice powers, knocking him out in one go. Clark flies down to comfort him, only for Danny to then proceed to rummage through the hall closet until he emerges with a soup thermos.
Danny kicks Vlad in the groin once for good measure before beaming him into the device and handing it over to him. "There you go, Superman, that will contain him until you can figure out how he escaped. Oh, and can you guys take Jordan this weekend? I need to visit my parents, and he always gets so bored there."
Clark is very confused.
Prompt 235
âMother, I have made a friend.âÂ
Now donât get him wrong, Danny was delighted at the idea of Jordan making a friend, he really was. But the last three attempts had been borderline kidnappings, so he wasnât entirely sure if he should be. Thankfully it doesnât seem heâs kidnapped this one. Hopefully.Â
Not that he wouldnât be surprised if Dan managed to kidnap a tiny kryptonian, but the kid- Jon apparently- seemed happy enough to be there. Apparently his grandparents lived in the midwest too, and was happy enough to have someone to talk about it.Â
Though um, maybe Danny should have checked to see if his parents knew where heâd gone, because he was not expecting a harried-looking superman to suddenly appear at his window.Â
#dpxdc#let them be backyard bbq dads#not one of them is normal#but let them play pretend once in a while#outnumbered by their gremlin kids#at least they now have reliable babysitters in each other#just in case#de aged dan#Dad Danny#danny has a property in the next town over from Smallville#Jonathon kent lives him because he not only fixed their tractor but it runs better than ever now#Martha kent loves him because Clark visits with his family now often now#since Jon is always wanting a play date
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No, Thatâs Not âHow Color Worksâ. - Whitewashing

Whitewashing, as defined by Merriam-Webster:
"to alter (something) in a way that favors, features, or caters to white people: such as a) to portray (the past) in a way that increases the prominence, relevance, or impact of white people and minimizes or misrepresents that of nonwhite people and B) to alter (an original story) by casting a white performer in a role based on a nonwhite person or fictional character"
In fandom context, we know it to include:
Making someoneâs skin lighter
Making someoneâs hair a thinner texture
Changing someoneâs nose to be thinner
Shrinking their lips
Changing the character in their entirety to be someone else
The Normalization of Whitewashing
Remember how I mentioned last lesson that despite the nature of poorly drawn Black characters, most audiences are not turned off enough to discourage the action in professional works? Similar idea with whitewashing. Not the same- unlike the Ambiguously Brown Character, which claims to have plausible deniability, overt whitewashing is usually enough to make fans speak up! But thatâs the key word here- overt! It has to be âbad enoughâ to make enough people speak up, but as weâve seen many a time, âbad enoughâ seems to have a much higher threshold for nonblack viewership (sometimes the limit doesnât exist!)
Some visual examples
This is a link to my personal thread on a Netflix show I was watching- Worst Ex Ever. Now, while the show itself was quite enlightening, there was something I could not get over. I thought I was going crazy. And that was that no matter how dark the person of color would be in real life, the animated portions would draw this light pinkish-brown. Every. Single. Time. It's like they couldn't fathom scrolling down the color wheel. And this is a Netflix original! Netflix has plenty of money for someone to have caught this in creation. But... it was produced. And put out. And they're making more of it.
I asked all of the Dragon Age fans about the series, and uh⌠I didnât know things were this bad, guys! Apparently this is a man of color, but it doesn't seem like the creators want you to know that đ¤Ł. Jokes aside, as Iâve discussed before, the noticeable whitewashing- and that was one of many racist things I was told- was not enough to prevent sales... so why would they stop? I can only hope this new game, with all the updates, is enough to turn the tide. But the series has gone on for a while now, that if theyâd chosen to do ye same olde⌠there clearly would not be a lack of financial support to prevent it.
Colorism as a Tool
Even when actors of color are cast, colorism often plays a role in normalizing whitewashing to audiences, even to Black audiences! People think âoh well at least theyâre Black!â as if that is the only important part. It is not.


While Aaron Pierre, the actor cast for John Stewart of Green Lantern fame, is a GORGEOUS, STUNNING man, he is not the dark-skinned man that John Stewart is supposed to be and should not have been cast! To me, this is overt colorism, but clearly for many people this is not âenoughâ to warrant concern or even prevent the casting itself- including the studio behind the movie! Black fans have plead for years for the character of Storm to be played by a dark-skinned, preferably African, woman, and it has never happened.

It naturally happens in fan spaces as well, which is another indicator that colorism as a tool for whitewashing is quite effective for audiences. If I see one more Zendaya fan cast for Kida from Atlantis, I will scream. Itâs been happening for years, and I donât think any of the people who just want to see her and Tom on screen either understand or care that Kida is a dark-skinned character. Zendaya doesnât look anything like Kida- it doesnât matter if sheâs Black too! Just because someone is Black does not mean they can play every single Black character! Iâve even seen people fancast Emilia Clarke of Game of Thrones fame, to which⌠I donât have the words. I canât fathom what would cause these decisions other than racism.
The Common Excuses
I must be honest. I donât really feel like re-iterating how certain things are not okay and how to fix them, because Iâve already discussed these things in massive detail. So Iâm just going to direct the excuses I regularly hear to my lessons, where you can read up on them.
âTheir hair/eyes are like that because theyâre biracial so-â
Relevant Lessons: 2.1, 2.2, 2.3, 8, 9, 10
There is nothing wrong with having biracial characters with a range of features. I am not saying that! Because yeah, genetics do happen!
But I mentioned this in my last lesson, and I will re-emphasize here, that using biracial identity as a way to whitewash is a sinister form of racism. The intention here- the real intention- is the issue here! The idea that somehow this character can only look the way you want them to look by "diluting" their Blackness⌠I donât know how you can explain yourselves out of that one.
You donât get to use us as an excuse for diversity while still trying to maintain your preference for Eurocentric beauty standards. Black biracial people donât always look light skinned, thin-haired and ambiguous, and even the ones that do donât deserve to be treated as your fetish for pretend antiracism. If you just want to draw a white person with a tan, do that. But donât change a characterâs entire look just so you can work in some whiteness. If you want to claim that canon Black characterâs mother was white, then I guess they inherited some of her personality because their features should not change.
âItâs my style/Itâs the color-â
Relevant Lessons: 3, 4, 10
I hate all excuses for whitewashing, but Iâve grown to despise, hate, abhor and loathe this one the most as Iâve become an artist. I wish there were stronger words to describe just how much I hate the âstyleâ and âcolorâ excuse.
Are style and use of color oft intertwined? Absolutely. Iâm not saying they arenât. But out of everything, there are two things I want artists to understand:
1. Style does not cancel out racism! No style forces you to choose ashy greys and to change peoplesâ features. Thatâs you! If you look at something, and it looks offensive, you change the style. You grow as an artist!
2. âEveryone who is brown will look ashy so I just-â if you recognize that your Black characters look strange in comparison to your nonblack characters, then itâs time to try something else! I donât understand this sudden need for ârealismâ when it comes to color and lighting, but not when it comes to hair, for example. No one cares about realism when giving every and all Black characters wavy tresses they probably wouldnât have, but suddenly milquetoast watercolor attempts at brown and off-putting lighting is âhow it worksâ. Thatâs not fair.
The color picker is an available tool! I use it often!
Dead giveaway of purposeful whitewashing: if someone gets the outfit color palette right via color picking, but the skin color is multiple shades lighter. That means they were looking at that character and chose not to proceed.
Dead giveaway of purposeful whitewashing: if the white characters in the show are completely correct in their palettes. Again, that means they cared enough to look at everyone else⌠and not the Black characters.
If you use the color picker and the color picked is⌠disrespectful, you do not have to use that! You can simply choose a better color that is still similar to the brown that ought to be depicted!
âItâs the lighting-â
Relevant Lessons: 4, 5
If your white characters do not shine like snow in the sunlight because of your lighting, then your lighting does not make your Black characters suddenly light tan.
If your Black characters look bad in your lighting of choice- for example, putting a very dark-skinned character in electric white lighting can be ghastly- try changing the intensity or the color of the lighting. DONâT change your characterâs skin color!
I'm going to show you some pictures of South Sudanese model Nyakim Gatwech. Pay attention to the choices of light, color, and makeup.


Look how BEAUTIFUL she is! Look at the choices of intensity and color of light, and how they make her look different in each image.
Now look at this image in comparison:

In this image, whoever did her makeup and took this picture did not take into consideration her skin tone. She's also under this really intense lighting. This is an example of "increasing the lighting does NOT make an image "better"". She didn't need to have lighter skin or "more lighting" to look good. She needed BETTER lighting, lighting that worked with HER.
To see this as an example in drawn art, @dsm7 makes an excellent argument for proper lighting and color, why it is an issue to use it as an excuse, and how to solve that problem.
âźď¸DISCLAIMER FOR NEXT EXAMPLEâźď¸
Okay. I am about to show yâall a fan-created example from my personal experience. It is a TEACHING EXPERIENCE ONLY. I am not including the artistâs name in this image. It happened a couple years ago, and itâs over- theyâve chosen to be who they are despite me kindly confronting them about it. The only reason Iâm including it at all is because I feel like it would be remiss to have such a clear-cut, multi-level example, and not teach with it. That said, no, I am not telling anyone to act out towards them. Again, that is not what Iâm telling you to do. The last thing I need is a literal lynch mob of angry nonblack viewership for trying to teach you all, and yâall sitting there watching it happen to me. Every example of whitewashing is not going to be so obvious, but I hope you learn how to spot the examples in the art you see and share.
I'm obviously a Hades fan, particularly of Patroclus- despite my disdain for the lack of effort in his canon character design. So I've seen a lot of things. That said:
âWell itâs just MY design of them-â
Relevant Lessons: ALL

The sepia coloring did not do this. The lighting did not do this. The design is the exact same as the Hades version, even down to the shape of the hair curling in the back. The only thing that is different⌠is the man himself.
Y'all. Y'all! You CANNOT take a pre-existing Black character and say âoh well this is my design of themâ âŚand the design is of a whole white person. Because if the rest of the fit is the same, and the only thing that changed is the Blackness⌠Racism. If youâre going to âmake up your own designâ, then do that!
âBlackwashingâ
Speaking of: Iâm sure someone edgy out there thinks theyâre so smart as they retort to the screen: âbut if thatâs not okay, then why is Blackwashing okay?â To which I say- shut up. đ
The âdefinitionâ by fandom: making a nonblack character Black, usually an anime character, but characters in general.
Funny enough, the actual definition in the dictionary (or closest to) is âto defameâ, in contrast with whitewash (as in whitewashing history). Maybe racist fans ARE using it correctly when they say youâre blackwashing their characters, when they mean youâre making them âless likable because theyâre Black nowâ. đ¤
Anyway: Blackwashing is not real for the same reason reverse racism is not real.
Me painting these characters brown is not going to take away from the fact that there are far more of you in media than there is of me. Me saying that I âheadcanon a character as Black with 4C hair��� is not going to make the studio go âoh! Well they must be Black with 4C hair now!â Me saying âoh I think Iâd like this character better if they were Blackâ as a beta tester (less overtly, obviously, because Iâm not racist!) will never make a studio change that character. Black viewers have minimal value in comparison to the power of the white viewerâs dollar. I could draw white characters Black every single day of every single game media⌠and they would still produce majority white characters. There has not been centuries- if not millennia, when we consider Jesus Christ himself, even- of purposeful âBlackwashingâ with the intent of removing the original ethnicity- and thus importance- of white people. No one has ever been allowed to forget when someone is white. No one has ever been allowed to forget or not acknowledge white people.
How it could be "solved"
Personally, I love Black edits and I welcome them here. I find them creative and fun. But if you really, REALLY didnât want us to make those edits, then naturally, we need more Black characters in all of our media!
I wouldnât have to make edits if I saw more of me to begin with in the things I like to watch- but when we have those characters, racists act an ass about them. Weâre not allowed to even be present! Iâve seen too many gamer bros mocking the existence of Yasuke in Assassinâs Creed, and he was a real ass man. But if we made a game about African peoples in African societies, how many of the gamer bros would actually play those games? Do you think thereâd be as much support, when we hear so much about Black characters that are treated so abhorrently? How many games do we have where people would love their faves just as much if they were Black? I even learned that Solas was apparently supposed to be a man of color. IMAGINE how many people would not have liked that man, with the same exact plot and characterization.
Something Iâve noticed recently: apparently "Blackwashing" is not a thing when White fans âallowâ it. Take this recent trend with Miku. International Miku was beloved! But if you draw any other character as Black on any other day, there will be people that are horrid about it. Ask any artist, Black artists and Black cosplayers especially, whoâs ever done it what their comments are like. Iâve read entire missives akin to white supremacist drivel on how itâs somehow morally wrong to make characters Black. Meanwhile no amount of âhey maybe you shouldnât do thisâ prevented the movie Gods of Egypt from being created, with a cast full of British White people.
Solutions to Avoiding Whitewashing!
1) Using References!!
Do I think you should know what Black people look like? Yes. Weâre humans. Itâs 2024. Everyone knows what we look like when itâs time to hate and discriminate against us, so you know what we look like when itâs time to love and depict us. If youâre on Tumblr, you have access to the Internet. ESPECIALLY if youâre in the U.S., as Black people are the source of damn near every piece of online pop culture. If you can find my dialect to make my jokes, you can find pictures of me.
Would I rather you use a reference every single time so that you can only strengthen your depiction of my people? ABSOLUTELY.
Anyone on the Internet telling you not to use a reference or that you shouldnât need a reference? Unfollow them. You donât need that negativity in your life. Why would you deprive yourself of a tool to create? The greatest portrait painters in history had to look at their subjects! You are not getting paid nearly as much to do this as Hans Holbein, and he had to stare at Henry VIII correct else lose his head- you can pull up multiple references. Iâd far rather be judged for using hella references than be judged for being a racist!
Part of the issue is people draw what theyâre used to, what theyâre comfortable with (thus last lesson). But if what youâre used to is not what someone will look like⌠Thatâs not okay. Their features are not the issue, your skills are the issue. Learn! Practice! There is no rush. No one is rushing you to be perfect at drawing Black characters, and no one is rushing you to post them. You can just practice! If youâre not a professional, you can take as long as you need to draw! If you need to draw that piece of hair over and over until you feel like you have down the shape, you do that! If you need to use a tool that would draw the hair for you, you get that tool!
If you want to post, you can say you are practicing! If you make clear you are practicing, then be willing to accept that people may have feedback. Iâd far rather deal with someone saying theyâre unconfident and practicing, than someone posting a whitewashed caricature and closing their ears because âwell at least Iâm trying!â
2) Empathize! Care about actual Black people when you create a Black character!
Imagine, if you will, in the Twilight Zone: you went to an artist, and you asked for a white character (I typed in âregular looking white dudeâ on google). Thereâs hardly ever any white characters, youâre so super excited about this one! You paid good money, because youâve seen just how amazing this artist creates! Theyâre so good at drawing characters of color! But no matter how many times you ask, they send you back an image of⌠Assad Zaman.

That man might be fine as hell! Gorgeous! Beautifully done! Chefâs kiss. Stunning! But⌠Heâs not white. Thatâs not what you asked or paid for. You canât even fathom how they mixed this up, they donât even look alike! And when you confront them, they gaslight you, they call YOU the issue for not understanding how you canât tell that this is a white man! They would never get this wrong! They have white friends, youâre the racist! But youâre not stupid, and you have functioning eyes- you can SEE what this drawing looks like! And⌠Itâs not you.
Itâs dehumanizing. Itâs being told that thereâs a âbetter wayâ to look like you, and thatâs by⌠Not looking like you. You, as you exist, are whatâs incorrect. Your identity is incorrect, not their drawing. Itâs better to have thinner hair instead of an afro or locs, itâs better to have lighter skin, itâs better to have a straighter, thinner nose over a round one, and smaller lips.
And what makes it worse is knowing that people who donât look like you? Probably wonât care. They wonât be willing to see- not unable, but unwilling- that playing with this caricature is harmful, that theyâre propagating harm by not acknowledging it. Theyâre letting you know that your humanity means less to them than the clout received with a whitewashed or half-assed Black character, and that people will applaud them for that âattempt at inclusionâ. And people will applaud! They will be entertained by the mere performance! And that hurts.
Iâm going to say this, and itâs awkward and I try not to say it directly on here, but⌠Having Black friends and/or being around actual, real life Black people would help. I can tell from some of the questions I receive that Black characters and their traits- especially things like our hair and our cultures- are being treated as⌠alien concepts. But even if, for whatever reason, you legitimately donât know any Black people, you do not need to know us individually to care about our humanity as a whole! Even if you do not know weâre there, we are, and we could possibly see your work!
By acknowledging Blackness and making room to understand what it means- and that includes how we can look- you are doing the bare minimum of acknowledging our personhood. If you cannot do even that, you donât need to be drawing us.
Conclusion
Hereâs the thing: if you want to draw a white man with tanned skin, do that. Just do it! You do NOT have to erase me to have more of you! There is not a single fandom where the majority of the white fans ever said âgee, not another white guy!â It simply doesnât happen. God knows we wish it did sometimes. You will always have an audience for white characters. Thereâs no danger to any of you of âbeing erasedâ.
(Without putting on my political hat, I will say that a lot of white people who consider themselves to be far from white supremacist will express beliefs in line with great replacement theory if you push them hard enough. It is unfortunately not as uncommon an idea as you might think. I would do some self-evaluation.)
People are going to notice that you only ever draw white people, but⌠To be frank, that has never stopped anybody from being successful. Again, Jen Zee, at Supergiant with the terrible dark-skinned characters⌠Still has a job. at Supergiant. A professional studio. Dragon Age. Multiple games of consistent whitewashing and racist writing. Still going. If racism prevented creation and popularity, I wouldnât have to have this blog. Alas, that is the society we currently live in.
But if you ACTUALLY want to depict Black characters, if you ACTUALLY want to do right and be respectful- not because you want the clout, but because itâs the right damn thing to do- then you need to commit! This means drawing them as they are meant to be! Accept that youâll likely lose some fan base, who was there (whether they were aware of it or not) for the white and lighter skinned characters. Accept that this means that trying to appeal to those people by whitewashing characters is 1) wrong, 2) racist, which is 3) something you chose to do when you could simply have just⌠Drawn more white people.
Iâll say it again: antiracism is hard. Itâs hard doing the right thing in a society that rewards racism so easily. Itâs really hard knowing that people will stop supporting you or caring as much about your work when you start including Black characters as actively as you do white ones, especially if you start talking about the importance of it. But in my honest opinion, Iâd far rather be someone that cared about others, with genuine fans, than someone that was racist for the fleeting internet clout of strangers. And that may be less âhopefulâ than I normally am in these lessons, but⌠People make choices. And people who have been informed- as you are now- are aware of the choices they are making. Itâs the thought that counts, but the action that delivers- letâs choose better actions.
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This is Kaliâs fault. @killakalx
Minors Dni- includes. Slight dirty talk? But? Loving?, marking, oral (f receiving), p in v sex, cumming inside, kind of sappy pillow talk, dom!Clark, fem!reader
Clark Kent is strong enough to pick you up and use you like a fleshlight. He doesnât, usually, because thatâs mean and he doesnât want to accidentally hurt you or anything.
But there are rare occasions, when heâs had enough of being Superman, when heâs had enough of being Clark Kent, where he lets himself tap into those desires to just⌠use you.
Heâs got you pinned to the wall of his apartment, feet not even scraping the floor, his tongue so deep in your mouth you swear heâs trying to make you choke on it. (Doesnât help that his is a little bit longer than a normal personâs, and his sharp little fangs donât help much either.) Heâs holding you up by your waist, his grip bruising, and when he pulls back heâs out of breath.
âI need you,â he whispers, and itâs the last semblance of a boyfriend whoâs gentle or careful with you that youâre going to get for a few hours. His glasses are askew, his hair is ruffled, his shirt has already been halfway unbuttoned thanks to your wandering hands. âPlease.â
When you say âokayâ, heâs on you faster than heâs ever been on anything in his life. Ripping your shirt down the middle- your bra, too- heâs setting you down on unsteady feet before basically attacking your chest, biting and sucking his way down your body, coming to where the hem of your pants hugs your waist before he stops. He looks up at you, blue eyes nearly eclipsed by his pupil, blown wide with arousal.
They flash gold when they catch the light.
Clark looks like a proper predator, and suddenly you understand why villains get all prickly when theyâre dealing with Superman. Heâs scary. Your sweet, loving boyfriend, who has never once even raised his voice at you, is downright terrifying.
âI can smell you,â he chokes out, and his voice is dark. Your pants are gone before you can even register his movements, and your underwear are also the unfortunate victims of his super strength. âCan hear your heart beating,â he breathes, a little laugh escaping him as he presses his mouth against the soft skin of your stomach. âYour blood, I can⌠fuckâŚâ
Aaaaand youâre suddenly on the couch, Clark is between your legs, and heâs eating you out like heâs never had a meal before in his life. Usually heâs careful, controlled, wants to make you feel good before anything else. But right now, heâs just hungry, and heâs getting more enjoyment out of your desperate attempts to squirm away from him and the noises youâre making more than anything else. He makes you cum three times while he mutters about how youâre âsuch a good girlâ, and then heâs cradling your face in his hands, cooing at you while you come back down to earth.
âYou prepped? Yâready to take my dick, sweet girl?â
(His southern accent is thick; he looks and sounds drunk on you, chin covered in your slick, big blue eyes meeting yours.)
He doesnât let you answer, mostly because he knows you canât. And he knows his dick is huge- he goes slow, usually, but tonight he just needs to feel you cum on his cock otherwise heâll go insane, heâll go crazy.
Clark feels properly awful about how youâre already squirming and whining when he presses his tip at your entrance. He wants to do something, but then the tip slips in, and heâs gone.
He pushes in the rest of the way with a wet shlck, curling his body over yours so he can see the way your pussy looks speared on his cock. âFuck.â He rumbles. âLook at you, taking me so deep. God, itâs like youâre made for it, made for meâŚâ
He thrusts into you, keeping his forearm above your head to brace himself- when your hands curl around his bicep and squeeze all desperate, he blacks out for a second. When he wakes up again, youâre squealing, and heâs rubbing circles against your clit with his free hand, and you have some bite marks that are stark against your skin.
âCum for me.â He begs, and his voice doesnât even sound like his own. âCum for me right now, I know yâcan do it, I want you tâdo it, youâve been so good fâme, so fucking good, the best, taking me so deep and hard like itâs what you were made for- please give it tâme, darlin, please.â
When you sob all high and pretty and spasm on his dick, he feels like heâs seeing stars. Actually, itâs better than stars, because heâs just looking at you, at the tears slipping from the corners of your eyes, at the red marks you leave when you dig your nails into his skin. Clark sees everything.
And then he cums, pushing deep inside, a choked gasp of your name dropping from his lips. He screws his eyes shut, his nose wrinkling in that cute way it does when heâs thinking. He moans low and just for you.
⌠when he comes back to his senses, youâre softly squirming under his weight, grumbling about how heavy he is. He pulls back- and out- watching with amazement as a bit of cum starts to trickle out. He barely resists the urge to follow it with his tongue, because he thinks youâd kill him.
âMy sweet girl.â He croons instead, pressing soft kisses to your face. âSo good, so pretty. Took me so amazingly.â
âYou almost killed me,â you complain, pouting at him. âWomen on this planet are not built to handle seven orgasms, Clark.â
He tilts his head. âI only remember four.â He says, raising an eyebrow. â⌠but I can make it seven, if you want. Really test the limits of the human body, yâknow-â
You hit him in the side of the head with a throw pillow. He relents.
#âcal writes!#this is so fucking late?#we talked about wanting Clark bad like a while ago.#but I still want him bad. so.#here we go Clark fuckers#dc comics#clark kent#dc x reader#superman#superman x reader#Clark Kent smut#Superman smut#clark kent x reader#fem reader#clark kent x female reader#female reader#reader insert smut#dc superman
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Family Trip
Danny loved her, like a sister, a daughter or something in between, but Ellie was happy as long as he was there to take care of her. She felt protected but couldn't stay forever.
She had already explored the whole world, and as interesting as the Infinite Realms seemed in reality they didn't interest her that much. Ellie was sure she needed to go further, but she didn't know how to let Danny know. So she simply told him straight out, that the universe they were in was no longer enough for her.
Danny accepted it, and told her that there were many other universes that she could explore, he told her that Clockwork had told him about some of them. Ellie was excited, she could travel more, but for the first time she hesitated, and realized that she didn't want to travel alone.
She asked Danny if he wanted to travel with her and he gave her the flattest look in existence.
"Obviously I'm going to travel with you" he said. And that was that. No discussion, no questions asked.
They both packed a couple of backpacks as if they were going hiking and asked Clockwork. He just tossed them Dan's thermos before offering them a method of travel. Danny frowned but opened the thermos anyway and dragged Dan with them as he yelled about injustices and upset families.
They ended up in Gotham, in front of a man with a helmet and a guy dressed as a stoplight. Danny waved and asked them for a chat (he probably wanted to ask for directions) while Dan sulked in the back. Ellie looked at the architecture curiously.
Unfortunately for Danny, the stoplight guy pulled out a sword and the helmet guy pulled out a gun. They both looked tense as they looked between the three of them. Danny frowned (his green eyes glinting with annoyance) before nodding towards Ellie and Dan and disappearing.
Thus began their vacation in a world where everyone wanted to shoot them; Danny felt at home, Dan wanted to steal an exotic candy called crypto-something and Ellie was happy to explore.
Their family trip had officially begun.
#dpxdc#clarkâs gonna have some questions about what gothamites consider candy#jasonâs going to have a hard time holding back laughter long enough to explain thatâs not even normal for gothamites#clark wants to find that weirdo and thank him and let him know lex has a lot more of that candy that he keeps around just to be a dick#lex is going to lose all the âcandyâ that he keeps simply bc supes is allergic#danny is now in on it. intentionally triggering someoneâs allergic reactions is an asshole move. time to go pig out on shiny rocks!#whatâs that? it comes in other colors too? he hopes the red has cinnamon vibes & is thrilled by the spicy tingle#itâs been so long since anything processed as spicy in his mouth bc of all the toxic shit his folks kept in the fridge#he thanks the flying dude with fudge. it always tastes better if you have to fight it first#immortal danny
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