#clarisse is gay

[im-a-creator-im-a-sandwitch]

Silena asked Clarisse to be the maid of honor in her wedding to Charles, and, of course, Clarisse agreed cause she would do anything to make her "best friend" happy. She even helped Silena through her pre-wedding jitters.

But watching the love of her life walk down the aisle to marry someone else felt like being impaled through the chest with her dad's electric spear. She wore a fake smile throughout the entire ceremony, but during the reception, she snuck off to the ladies' room and let her tears fall

[raphael-angele]

Nico's Big Sisters (Getting Ready for a Date)

Piper, putting eye shadow on him: Almost...Done!

Nico: *opens his eyes*

Piper: Ok! Time to do your hair.

Annabeth: Now, what do you do if he asks about your day?

Nico: I tell him about my day but don't be too personal. And then I ask him about his day.

Annabeth: Okay. Now, how about if he asks-

Thalia: Annie, it's a date, not an exam

Annabeth: I'm just helping him get ready

Thalia: Mhm. Nico, listen up. If this guy tries anything funny, you tell him that your favorite cousin is a daughter of Zeus and a Hunter of Artemis

Reyna: That's too much. You gotta shorten it. Just say that your cousin and best friend know where he lives... cuz we do

Thalia: Ugggh, can't you just tell us how this'll go, Rachel?

Rachel, painting his nails: Not the kind of prediction I do. But there's no ominous feeling yet, so I'm sure he'll be fine. Speaking of 'fine', his nails look great

Annabeth: Can we please go back to studying?

Clarisse: Sure, Nico, what do you do if he does something to you that you don't want him to.

Nico: I take my pretty white teeth, I go for the neck, and don't let go until he stops twitching

Everyone:

Clarisse: That's my boy.

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Nico: Hi, Will!

Will: Hi, Nico. Oh, hey, Bianca. Hey, Zoë

Bianca: Hi, Will

Zoë: Hello, William

Bianca: Uhm, Nico, where's your bag?

Nico: Oh, it's- Oh, must've forgotten it in the cabin. Be right back *leaves*

Bianca:

Zoë:

Will:

Bianca: William, do you understand the seriousness of what you're about to do?

Will: Yes, I do, Ms Bianca.

Zoë: And thou understands that once thou enters into this relationship, it will most likely last forever?

Will: Yes, Ms Zoë

Bianca: You do understand that just because your aunt is our boss, doesn't mean we wont hurt you, right?

Will: I didn't doubt it

Zoë: And thou understands that there will be consequences for thy actions if thou so much as make him frown?

Will: Yes, I do.

Zoë: Good. Know that from now on, thou will be watched every single time thou is with Niccoló

Will: I completely understand

Bianca: Alright. Be back an hour before curfew. No drinking, no smoking, or else I will call our father and have him put a fast track on your soul and life.

Will: Understood, Ms. Bianca

Nico: I got my bag!

Bianca: Oh, how cute! Alright, you kids have fun!!

Nico: Bye, Sorella! Bye, Zoë!

Zoë: Enjoy thy time, patatino!

[fandomhopper-shit]

My drafts

[im1hangry1pjo]

Solangelo Proposal hc

No one can convince me otherwise that Nico planned a whole week before Will's 18 brithday how to propose like ask his siblings (dead and alive) his parents and Clarisse his friends and others like Aphrodite and Freyja (Norse goddess of marriage) then get his ring size secretly, get a perfect ring, use Hades money to get a good outfit and then at the end of the party he gets on one knee and asks him in Italian to mary him while Austin plays some old country love song

[hore4women]

THERE IS NO “STRAIGHT” EXPLANATION ABOUT SILENA BEAUREGARD AND CLARISSE LA RUE’S “FRIENDSHIP” AND ALSO PIPER MCLEAN AND ANNABETH CHASE’S “FRIENDSHIP”????

THESE BITCHES HAD INTENSE/WELL WRITTEN CHEMISTRY AND WERE IN LOVE. AND I ALWAYS HAD A FEELING WHEN I READ THE BOOKS AS A KID THAT THEY WERE FUCKING FRUITY.

CLARISSE AND SILENA??? THE FUCKING PARALLELS BETWEEN THE SONG OF ACHILLES AND RUEGARD???? GAY.

AS MUCH AS I LOVE PERCEBETH, THERE IS NO WAY THAT ANNABETH IS JUST STRAIGHT, HELLO??? BLOOD OF OLYMPUS??? GAY.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THERE IS NO STRAIGHT CHARACTERS IN THE PJO/HOO/TOA SERIES. THERE IS NOT A SINGLE STRAIGHT EXPLANATION FOR HOW INSANELY QUEER CODED A LOT OF THESE CHARACTERS WERE.

I AM WILLING TO DIE ON THAT HILL.

[emmeriex]

in greek tragedies the fatal flaw of a character is always their own undoing, rick uses this when annabeth ends up in tartaraus because of her hubris (taunting arachne) and percy goes with her because his fatal flaw is loyalty.

how does clarisse la rue sleep at night knowing her hubris didn't get her killed but instead killed silena.

[celestialbackbiter]

never really had much faith

when you were new at camp you heard stories about clarisse la rue, the mighty daughter of ares.

the daughter that didn’t disappoint. the daughter that was the head of the ares brood.

clarisse la rue was a force to be reckoned with, you were told. clarisse la rue was the favourite and most formidable child of one of the most formidable gods, you were told.

clarisse la rue would bully people into submission when they arrived at camp - giving them swirlies in the toilets, torturing them at capture the flag, beating them senseless at swordplay.

you didn’t meet clarisse la rue until your fourth day in camp. you had just walked out of the toilet stall and to the sink when you saw her in the mirror. she stood in the doorway of the toilet block, tall and shining. 

clarisse walked towards you and you swallowed. “i heard,” she was at the sink next to you now. “that you’ve already been claimed.” you nodded, looking at her through the mirror as you washed your hands.

“am i allowed to know who by?” she had turned to you, her right hip leaning against the sink, her toned arm crossed over her chest.

your mouth opened and closed a couple times as you struggled to get your words out. clarisse was intimidating, people were right about that, but she was also beautiful. 

she looked at you expectantly, “can you speak?” a hand reached out, and brushed your chin like she was trying to draw the words out of you physically. 

you held onto the sink next to you, thinking you were about to collapse. you cleared your throat, “uh, uh,” you let out a short laugh as you caught yourself and you scratched your head. “athena.”

clarisse’s eyebrows raised, her tongue went into her cheek, “huh” she huffed out as her arms crossed back over her chest.

“what ‘huh’?” you mirrored her, crossing your arms too. clarisse glanced down at your chest quickly.

“our parents aren’t friends.” she smiled widely, leaning into your space.

“they’re not?” 

“no.” clarisse backed away from you, walking backwards to the door. “but we could be.” she turned and rounded the corner, walking away from the toilet block, leaving you in the dust.

you let out a deep sigh as soon as clarisse was out of sight, turning back to the mirror, you grabbed onto the sink and bent down so you were balancing on your toes. you placed your forehead on the cool porcelain sink and groaned. 

clarisse la rue was definitely mighty, clarisse la rue was definitely formidable, but clarisse la rue was also fucking dangerous. 

[iheartgirlzn]

ima need myself a gf like annabeth chase, rachel elizabeth dare, thalia grace, clarisse la rue, piper mclean, or all of the above!!

[s1utlvr]

Clarisse La rue I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!

[applecidersstuff]

Forever convinced that Chris Rodriguez is a lesbian and his type is specifically butches, so when Luke tried to set him up with someone while he was still with the titan army he failed miserably because Chris would always say that they’re not his type.

I just want you to imagine the look on his face when he heard that Chris got accepted back to camp and started dating Clarrise, go through all five stages of grief and then turn around to his mirror and say ‘yeah, that checks out’

[lorelaiblair]

clarisse who is the daughter of war, who has been fighting and fighting and fighting to be loved, to be seen, to be recognized and respected by her father. fighting is all she has ever done, it’s all she has ever known.

silena who is the daughter of love, she loves and loves and loves. she loves so much that she blindly follows luke into a war, when she realizes what she has done it’s too late, she has hurt everyone she loves. she repents, she isn’t a fighter but she fights anyways.

clarisse who has only ever known war loses the only person who has ever loved her to a war. a senseless war, a war to protect gods who have never protected her. she won’t be like them. she will avenge silena’s death, and she will protect camp half-blood doing it. they are her real family, she knows that now, all it took was silena sacrificing her life.

[im-a-creator-im-a-sandwitch]

Clarisse & Reyna's Quest to Rescue Princess Helena 👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏾

King Menelaus sends Clarisse and Reyna's legion to war against the Trojan prince who kidnapped his wife Helena. Silena vulnteers as a battlefield nurse, but as the war intensifies, so does her relationship with Clarisse.

(Song of Achilles + PJO mashup)

[crybabysbakery]

Guys I can’t look what my friend said 😕

ITS ON SIGHT WHEN I SEE YOU KAI

[c0rl3on1s]

Does anyone have like hc marauders characters in pjo cabins???

[thatoneaphroditekid]

patroculus and achilles in pjo???

you know that patroculus died wearing achilles' armour in battle; silena died wearing clarisse's armour was uncle rick referencing this or is it just me being stupid HELP 😭😭

[marauders-bs]

"they betrayed you!"

all my favorite characters: WHERE