#civilized toilet

[aaronburrssexdungon]

thats the worst, you living charmed life. you lucky. count blessings stop whinging.

you have ugly hamildoll flying around on holiday in beautiful mountains when you not drawing disturbing ask requests

you living the life yet triggered by joke blogs huh

weird

@aaronburrsexdungeon are you seeing this?

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

IT WAS FORESHADOWING

[hippydippydruid]

I understand the toilet… intricately. It is my.. entire sense of self.

[invertedaquariumperson]

the people around me: gen alpha are so dumb what with their skibidis and their gyatts and their ohios also the people around me: you can either take the one block jump for the chicken, or the one block vertical jump for the beef and NOBODY takes the jump for the beef

[beardedmrbean]

[blueiscoool]

Roman Silver Toilet Spoon Found in Wales

A Roman silver toilet spoon discovered by a metal detectorist in Wales was officially declared Treasure by the regional coroner last Thursday. The silver ligula was found by detectorist Valentinas Avdejevas in the Vale of Glamorgan in June 2020. It consists of a small circular bowl with a long, tapering handle that comes to a rounded point. It is very petite, just 2.5 inches end-to-end with the bowl just .2 inches in diameter. Originally straight, the spoon is now bent in two places: the bowl is almost at a right angle, and the handle bends again about two-thirds of the way down.

The ligula was a small spoon with a slender handle used to scoop cosmetics, perfumes or unguents out of long-necked bottles. (So toilet in the sense of ablution rather than going to the lavatory.) They are usually plain and undecorated, although some examples have been found with molded bands or incised lines. They were created out of a single piece of metal crafted into a cylinder and then the end hammered into the bowl.

[doerot]

Remember when I said my roommate was really cool and chill. Well that lasted a week

[the-generous-fool]

At any given moment, there are on average 55m people taking a shit.

At 250g each, that's 1.125 megatons of shit per minute (18.75 kilotons per second; 18.75 tons per millisecond; or about 40 rabbit droppings per nanosecond), or 5 statues of liberty in shit per minute, or 26.3m statues of liberty of shit every decade.

That's a cube of roughly 297 x 297 x 298 statues of liberty, which would be 27.7 km high, and 4.5 km square (using waist width to exclude air).

Shit is much lighter than concrete though, so its volume would be substantially greater.

And yet it would still smell better than yo mama.

Anyone care to calculate the blast yield if a decade of human shit were dropped from geostationary orbit?

[askclownpierce]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING DO NOT PICKUP BRAINROT

I think I would cry if I get ClownPierce saying things like “skibidi” on my dashboard/silly

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I am quite the connoisseur of language and dialect. That is why I’ve been fascinated with this set of lingo and phrases called “Brain rot.”

This way of speaking is a bit confusing to me. It seems as though many of the phrases used in the brain rot vocabulary are.. nonsensical, so to say.

My theory is that these words and phrases are used strategically to disorient your enemies. Or maybe there are deeper hidden messages to the phrases? I have yet to find out the true meaning of this brain rot concept.

[gamer2002]

Remember, they decided to equate the opposition to bringing your balls to female toilets with racial discrimination after Trump already had 1/3 of non white vote.

[fingertipsmp3]

I’m always so fascinated by people’s bad roommate stories. I’m not sure I’ll ever live with someone I haven’t vetted extensively beforehand ever again

[starboymakr]

I crashed out

[dopaminestarvedsim]

so does the tumblr app just suck or?

[umberandmochaagate]

You know what confuses me? When bigots claim they can put aside their "differences" for friendship like??? Why would you even want to be my friend when I am clearly disrespecting everything you say you believe in (as they are disrespecting my belief in like... Human rights 💀) Why are you trying to hard to keep the peace with someone who clearly stated they do not want to remain in your circle? What look are you trying to put on?

[yawndaime]

in the bathroom at work shitting my brains out ✌🏽

[dextervexter]

they call me paul revere the way my ibs has me bolting out of the new england woods to the nearest town thinking the shittish are coming the shittish are coming