#civ 6

[wolrith]

civ 6 is crazy because i be cycling turns and the maori guy hits me up like "our people hold your civilization as the light of this world" and im over here blushing at the buff tan guy when suddenly ghandi calls me like "why dont your people fuck more? how are you even alive? are you stupid?"

[luulapants]

Civ6 Alexander the Great is such a Hannibal Lecter figure. Everyone else gets all upset when you slaughter people but Alexander is like PLEASE kill people I love it when you kill people I get off on it I'll kill people with you I'll send you iron and horses as a reward for killing and to encourage you to kill again. Occasionally he'll come yell at you because you're not at war with anyone and it's like bro it's because I just finished wiping Sweden off the map?? Calm down?? And at some point you think surely he'll start getting concerned that you've destroyed every country surrounding Greece and he's clearly next, but when you finally declare war on him he's like YYYYYESSSSSSS FINALLY!! WE SHALL MAKE GLORIOUS BATTLE I HOPE YOU BATHE IN MY BLOOD IT IS AN HONOR TO BE MURDERED BY MY OLDEST AND GREATEST ALLY!! And that's exactly what Will Graham was up against.

[cannibalise-the-citrus-fruits]

whoops it's 4:30 in the morning

civ 6 really just does that, huh?

[collecting-clovers]

I was playing Civ 6 and he appeared:

[gammaghoul]

Been playing a boatload of Civilization 6 lately, and this dude keeps showing up in almost every game just to yell at me because my civ has chocolate and his doesn't.

Montezuma's kind of a material girl for that, isn't he 💅

[dabuffchickenman]

OMG this was a lot of work. I'm really proud of my attempt at fabric. Anyway,

DRAGON GOD!!

I wanted to make a dragon deity in the Civ 6 era score. Essentially a marker that depicts the new religion and it's symbol. I wanted to make a little blurb describing the deity and it's roles, but it's not the same without the narrator's voice

[jibunbosh]

what is that pink faggot doing there

[7thcirclebaker]

I do love Civ 6 and the ability to name your religion with a custom icon

[unrestrained-balderdash-art-blog]

[nadiv22]

My favorite quotes from civ VI

TECHNOLOGY

“No man ever wetted clay and then left it, as if there would be bricks by chance and fortune.” – Plutarch

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Will Rogers

“I AM FOND OF PIGS. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” – Winston S. Churchill

“Who deserves more credit than the wife of a coal miner?” – Merle Travis

“When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.” – Will Rogers

“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.” – Arthur C. Clarke

“Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.” -W. H. Auden

“I shot an arrow into the air. It fell to earth, I knew not where.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.” -Mark Twain

“I’m also interested in creating a lasting legacy … because bronze will last for thousands of years.” – Richard MacDonald

“MONEA, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.” – Helen Gurley Brown

“A man on a horse is spiritually as well as physically bigger than a man on foot.” – John Steinbeck

“The Lord made us all out of iron. Then he turns up the heat to forge some of us into steel.” – Marie Osmond

“I cannot imagine any condition which would cause a ship to founder … Modern shipbuilding has gone beyond that.” – Capt. E.J. Smith, RMS Titanic

“Create with the heart; build with the mind.” – Criss Jami

“One man’s ‘magic’ is another man’s engineering.” – Robert Heinlein

“There is no easy way to train an apprentice. My two tools are example and nagging.” – Lemony Snicket

The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.” – Malcolm Forbes

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” – Aristotle

“Rocks in my path? I keep them all. With them I shall build my castle.” – Nemo Nox

“Not all who wander are lost.” – J.R.R. Tolkien

“People can have the Model T in any color – so long as it’s black.” – Henry Ford

“The pen might not be mightier than the sword, but maybe the printing press is heavier than the siege weapon. Just a few words can change everything.” – Terry Pratchett

“Astronomy’s much more fun when you’re not an astronomer.” – Brian May

“If facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.” – Albert Einstein

“No one starts a war – or rather, no one in his senses ought to do so – without first being clear in his mind what he intends to achieve by that war and how he intends to conduct it.” – Karl von Clausewitz

“Science owes more to the steam engine than the steam engine owes to science.” – Lawrence Henderson

“Bolt actions speak louder than words.” – Craig Roberts

“Never criticize a rifleman until you have walked a mile in his shoes. That way, he’ll be barefoot and you’ll be out of range.” – The 2nd Target Company

“For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return.” – Leonardo da Vinci

“If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it’s an outstanding landing.” – Chuck Yeager

“Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.” – Earl Wilson

“Chemists do not usually stutter. It would be very awkward if they did, seeing that they have at times to get out such words as methylethylamylophenylium.” – Sir William Crookes

“If God had really intended men to fly, He’d make it easier to get to the airport.” – George Winters

“Untutored courage is useless in the face of educated bullets.” – George Patton

“There may be no forgiveness for polyester. On this one matter, Satan and the Lord are in agreement.” – Joe Hill

“I’m a big laser believer – I really think they are the wave of the future.” – Courteney Cox

"Even though the future seems far away, it is actually beginning right now.” – Mattie Stepanek

CIVICS

“Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.” — Colonel David Hackworth

“A strong economy begins with a strong, well-educated workforce.”– Bill Owens “Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can foresee the future, too.” – Marcus Aurelius

“It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut; they couldn’t hear the barbarians coming.” – Garrison Keillor

Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.” – William Shakespeare

“Invincibility lies in the defense; the possibility of victory in the attack.” – Sun Tzu

“History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

“A good navy is not a provocation to war. It is the surest guaranty of peace.” – Theodore Roosevelt

“In democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism it’s your count that votes.” – Mogens Jallberg

“There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain unless they have cheated a merchant.” – Anatole France

“You can’t go around arresting the Thieves’ Guild. I mean, we’d be at it all day!” – Terry Pratchett

“Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government … You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ‘cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!” – Monty Python

“In diplomacy there are two kinds of problems: small ones and large ones. The small ones will go away by themselves, and the large ones you will not be able to do anything about.” – Patrick McGuinness

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” – Robert Frost

“New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.” – John Locke

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” – Douglas Adams

“Destroying rainforest for economic gain is like burning a Renaissance painting to cook a meal.” – Edward Wilson

“If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.” -Mark Twain

“Sports do not build character. They reveal it.” – Heywood Broun

“A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week.” – George S. Patton

“We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.” – John F. Kennedy

“Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?” -Jane Austen

“I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.” –Albert Einstein

[idkaguyorsomething]

okay sid meier’s civilization twitter account, you win this one

(IMAGE ID: a screenshot of the Sid Meier’s Civilization Twitter account. It displays six different images of Alexander the Great from six different Civilization games which look drastically different, ranging from lionlike leader to rat-faced little bitch to alpha chin man to blonde guy I guess to that dude that’s on the cover of every paperback romance to discarded Shrek human design. The account has captioned these images “Did you do something with your hair, Alexander?”)

[someguyiguess]

Hey yeah we need you to make this delivery from atlanta to portland. yeah you're gonna have to go east though.

[saul-goodboy]

literally every time i play civ

[generallemarc]

The entirety of Civilization VI, including all expansions and minor dlc, is on sale right now for less than $25 USD

Get the biggest bundle, the one that says it normally costs over $200. Even in places like California that're Sales Tax Hell, there's no way you're paying more than $30 for this. If the reveal of some of Civ VII's more controversial mechanics left a bad taste in your mouth, I don't think there'll ever be a better time to grab the best modern Civ game.

[gammaghoul]

Queen Tomyris of Scythia.

I love you, crazy horse lady. Keep on making your stone circles and training 100+ Saka horse archers.

[discolesbo]

as cree, i am hesitant to accept blankets from canada ._.