#church of the madgod

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Light is cosmic horror, white is blank, empty; yet it is comprised of all visible light, and beyond; it is nothing, yet it is everything, it is all that exists and all that does not, it is how we perceive that which can not be percieved, empty and blank, yet full of things we can not even imagine.

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I feel it is important to note that, though the divine tennets of The MADGOD forbid depriving other people of resources without sufficient reason:

1) password sharing doesn't deprive anyone of shit.

b) companies aren't people.

iii) when those with the resources are using them to exploit others, it absolutely qualifies as sufficient reason.

Just in case anyone was wondering.

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Welcome to the Outlet!

Howdy! I’m Herma! I made this blog to pretty much infodump and post about my various oc’s!

OC list under the cut

The Elder Scrolls

Mara: Vampire Lord, took up Harkon’s mantle after she and Serana killed him. High elf, proficient in swordsmanship and minor magic. She has two daughters, Lucia and Sophie, and their dog, Meeko.

Equiun: Daedra worshipper and Last Dragonborn. A dark elf werewolf who said fuck it and literally became the champion of every daedric prince just so he can watch them fight over his soul when he dies. Heavy armoured, and favours big hammers. Married Jenassa, and has a son and daughter.

Solovythei: Snow Elf Listener of the Dark Brotherhood. Got sick of the Vale and Vyrthur. Spends most of their time with Cicero or Nazir.

Atrizander: Leader of the Companions and descendant of the Madgod. Heavy-armoured but prefers swords and shields. Married to Vilkas and they own dogs together.

Smoke-on-Water: Formerly Fire-on-Water but he got old and changed his name. Old Khajiit fisherman, raised by Argonians. Lives alone.

Jaxyn: Guildmaster of the Thieves Guild. Used to be a Stormcloak but other soldiers gave him shit when they found out he was born in Cyrodiil.

Prism Silver-Snare: Blind Nord mercenary. Became a sellsword to make a new beginning for himself when he started his transition.

Void and Nightingale Shadow-Flame: Twin Wood Elf archers with the Companions.

Ara: Leader of the Dawnguard. Formerly a Dark Brotherhood speaker, got a little too heated in a fight with Isran. Took up his title to avoid questioning.

Thelonius Valtieri: Descendant of Vicente. The only known person to be both a werewolf and a vampire at the same time.

Athra-gra-Kin: Orcish spellsword, raging lesbian. Suplexed Grelod and told Astrid to go fuck herself, now she runs an orphanage with her wife.

Theta Tucker: Atrizander’s ancestor, Madgod. Was just some dude who wandered into the Shivering Isles and became a daedric sugar baby.

Juno: Hero of Kvatch. Very, v e r y fucking tired, all the time. Fell in love with Martin, but lets be honest, who didnt?

Flesh-Flayer: A Khajiit nightblade who, in truth, has no clue what the fuck he's doing.

Payday

Ray: Hoxton’s arsonist little brother.

Mox: Former Cloaker, left the PD to reconnect with Bodhi after a heist.

Baron: Former mountain climber who lost a few limbs, an old friend of Duke's.

Chupacabra: Former Cartel member, joined when the gang found him bleeding out and took care of him.

Hit and Runs

The Hit and Runs is a pirate rp I'm in with some close friends.

Toreador: Resident doctor with a 99% success rate. Vampire and oldest crewmember at 784 years old. "Married" (not technically but Tori cant go on church grounds so :/) to Qamar, his nurse.

Jesse: Vengeful sea spirit, son of the captain of a different crew. Controls up to 80 disembodied hands and sports eight bright red spider legs on his back. Boyfriends with Lavender, Toreador's descendent.

Cornelius: Nicknamed Haron, one of the only children on-board (he's 17). Technically an Amnesia oc. Uses a ton of magic and is actually a horrible person but people still like him anyways for some reason.

Fleisch: A psycho from Pandora that got caught up in timey bullshit and was whisked away to the H&R universe. Technically a Borderlands oc that I made for the H&Rs.

Tchaikovsky: Russian Minotaur who has a passion for ventriloqy. Can shapeshift into a few other forms but prefers his base form. Real name is Boris.

Eileen: Cornelius' s close childhood friend. Also technically an Amnesia oc.

Star Wars (finally)

Darth Sirus: The youngest of his group. Kylo Ren's childhood friend and training buddy, left the First Order after he got sick of him.

Darth Tretcher: Half-Zabrak Sith, former scavenger.

Darth Akkosan/Kazzarakk: Also Half-Zabrak. Sirus's mentor, and honestly, the scarier of the two.

Darth Malonian: Half Gungan, Half Twi'lek. Around during the Old Republic, but got his shit rocked during Order 66 and got frozen.

Darth Parshakoth: Starweird Sith Lord, created by Abeloth for the sole purpose of saving her.

Lumia: Twi'lek engineer and tinkerer, Parshakoth's best friend and partner.

Torin: Miralukan Grey Force user. Was a Jedi during the Old Republic, but disappeared during Order 66.

Other

Scizax: Warcraft 3 oc. Devout acolyte of the undead, but also enjoys spending time around living people and plants when he can. Used to be a cleric.

Coma: Changeling echo knight. Based off of weirdcore and generally just makes it's crewmates uncomfy.

Lancelot: Borderlands oc. Fast-paced stealth fighter who worked with the presequel gang.

Payn: Just some guy. Thats it. Hes just some dude covered in bandages.

Bluey: Dsaf oc, name still in the works. Jack’s good friend and Resident “Dude who chases Dave with a flyswatter”

The Window Tapper Incident: Trollge oc, fucking feral but has a decent singing voice.

Mal Day: Analog horror oc, based heavily off of the intruder from the Mandela Catalogue.

Mozi: FNaF oc. Moth animatronic who runs a meow-wolf-esque section in the Pizzaplex.

Barker: FNaF oc. Beagle animatronic who runs a bumper car rink. Was first introduced as a Toy animatronic, and played xylophone.

Sawyer: Another horror-ish oc. I dont even know where to start.

Agent Zav/ Agent SKIZE: RvB/Halo oc, worked with Noble Team before the fall of Reach, joined up with Project Freelancer afterward. Still hangs around the reds and blues.

Artie: Diablo III demon hunter oc. Angst machine.

Damien: Artie's younger wizard brother. Whore.

List is subject to change lmao, I'll add a Star Wars section once I actually remember their names.

Edit: I do have a Star Wars section but ive had the above line there for so long i wanna keep it

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I’m thinking of getting into the illegal name trade.

The joke being that, rather than trading names by methods prohibited by law, I would trade names by methods that were not recognized by law. Such as religious, spiritual, and/or majjyckal methods. I’d even offer my services in a variety of styles, Faustian deals, witchcraft, fae name stealing shenanigans, religiousy ‘born again’ baptisms, shady back alley deals, etc… I’d probably include some two for one special, free pronouns with the purchase of a new name! And for any who fear rejection from friends/family I could always pose it as a curse. After all people tend to be more considerate of someone who’s suffered a ‘terrible tragedy.’ Simply explain that it’s not your fault, an evil witch cursed you to trans your gender, or a fairy stole your name, or whatever.

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After the fall

I rise again

the flaming ring

a crown upon my head

my throne

my power

shining bright

fueled by my fury

brighter than the stars

than the sun

than the glory of god

and hotter than the fires of hell

this is my throne

my crown

my power

and none who cross my bounds

shall escape it

for my will is absolute

and my authority divine

I am The MADGOD

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This is great for when your ‘no food’ situation equates more to not knowing how to use what you have. Less so for when your ‘no food’ situation is actually empty fridge/freezer/pantry/cabinets/etc… Also kind of middling in usefulness when food allergies are brought in, especially if poverty is also an issue, seeing as how expensive allergy safe alternatives are.

Still important to note that this could help people.

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Sermon of Dominion

The Domain of The MADGOD asks not that those who dwell within sacrifice, but that they offer what aid they can spare, to assist those in need. The same is asked in regards to the Domain itself, all who dwell within are asked to give what majjyck they have to spare, to the Domain so that the Domain may persist, grow, protect, and provide to all who dwell within. This will allow the Domain to act as a pool that can draw upon itself as needed for these purposes, but also one upon which all those who dwell within may draw for their own purposes, within the scope of the Divine Tenets which guide the Domain.

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the last drop

of a bottle of wine

like the still beating heart

of a sacrificial lamb

whether human

or beast

is the sweetest

of all

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Beware

Beware

The MADGOD's Glare

For the Ire of Gentle Folk

Once gained

Is Never Truly lost

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You watch as I count out grains of sand into my hand

You listen as I name each one

Eternity

Finality

Time

Space

Positive

Negative

Reality

Fiction

Everything

Nothing

You watch as I pop these grains of sand into my mouth

And as i swallow them you ask

What does it mean?

I look at you in answer and say

Everything

Nothing

It's all a matter of perspective

so take your pick

or whatever

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Matter

Just as Energy

Can neither be

Created

nor

Destroyed

only

Transformed

but

the same is true

of all things

Ideas

Feelings

Souls

Life itself

only Changed

from one Form to Another

Never Truly Gone

Never Truly New

without

Beginning

or

Ending

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kinda random but:

the great thing about critical analysis is that you can listen to some rando rambling about absolutely nothing and learn that if you drink a little too much, placing your hand on a flat, stable surface can help ease the dizziness and nausea.

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Ad Infinitum

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Fractals

Spiraling

Ever downward

Ever upward

On and on

Forever

Patterns

Repeating

Nested

Time

Space

Infinity

Nothingness

All the same

Differing only in Appearance

Perspective

All the same

Rotating

Through more dimensions

Than we can see

Comprehend

All the same

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Tides ebb and flo

Kingdoms rise and fall

This fluctuation

This balancing act of dichotomies

Is a false order

In all things chaotic

Patterns will emerge

And

Given enough time

All patterns will play out

An infinite number of times

Forward and backward

In every combination

For such is Chaos

That it allows all things

Even Order

At least

For a time