missklueless

[missklueless]

2, October, 2021

Ah-well another weekend destroyed by mums picnics-

IT WAS SATURDAY- AND- SHE TOOK TO A PLACE 3 HOURS AWAY- IN A CAR-

when I say- Ziva and cars rides- DONT get along I mean it.

I threw up TWO TIMES in 3 hours- and I don’t even know what I threw up cause like- my breakfast was literally just two sandwiches.

And that’s not the end- while going- we took the wrong route and now we were lost- and google maps didn’t help either, that’s only your

Friend untill you have data and when u don’t- it betrays you, just like my middle school classmates-

So add +1 hour to the already 3 hours hell-

And do you know why we went there?

For a restaurant-

…

AND IT WAS FREAKING WORTH IT-

If I love one thing, it has to be FOOD-

After that we went into this cave place- and it was 5 already and that’s the time the sun starts to set here and well- let me tell you- caves aren’t the fun looking after sunset-

My parents had already finished the cave tour before the sunset but I was in another car so I reached late. But when I saw the dark, mysterious cave- I just had to go in there- who knows you might find some gems and rubies in there.

So my dad switched on the flashlight (the phone one obviously cause- who the heck carries actual flashlights) and he was talking to my brother and casually walked with the light while I was struggling to see where my foot was stepping. Suddenly I felt something move under my shoe and when I ain’t a big fan of reptiles- like at all. So I did what my body thought was natural- s c r e a m

I swear to god- My voice was loud enough to bring the whole cave down and my dad came running towards me- thinking I’d seen some kind of ghost or something-

Suddenly I felt some kind of sensation on my leg and I froze- When I came back to my senses, I realised it could possibly be a poisonous snake or worse crawling on my leg- at that though I started to jump and throwing my leg into the air and then I ran with full speed in a pitch black cave till I settled down and realised it was just a piece of twig- when I told my dad the story, I honestly think he started to take a therapist’s session for me into consideration.

But even tho- I’m pretty sure I’ll be made fun off for this for the next decade at least.

But anyways I’m exhausted and it’s 1 already so-

Klueless over n’ out!

[missklueless]

YO HUMAMS!

Welcome to my Blog!!!

Ok so- why did I make this well- it turns out that the 21st century humour- is either animals rolling on the floor- or just watching people smashing their head onto a telephone pole-

(I know you laughed at that cat’s possible broken bones-cause I did too)

Well- I don’t wanna start this journal-blog-crazy-place with just a-

‘1/8/21, dear Tumblr’

Thats b o r i n g- plus, ya’ll dont know anything about me. So why in the WORLD will you read what I do in my universally ✨ u s e l e s s life ✨ - see- I deserve an introduction.

So… where to start- there’s just too much stupidness to type-

Ok lets start with my birth planet.

I was born in 30779st penentury in andromeda galaxy. Fast forward ten days- A war broke in my galaxy and then well- I was transported to this planet. What was its name again- ah yes- 🤡 e a r t h 🤡.

Turned out princess Ziva - and earth- DID NOT compliment each other’s existence- and that ended up in me falling in a ditch and getting a nosebleed, banging my head on the edge of my door, loosing control of my cycle and almost falling off a cliff and multiple other attempts of the universe to get ride of me-

Earth’s gravity making my life miserable was one thing but- my stupidity is a WHOLE another thing- wonder HOW i smashed my head on the corner of the door? Well kids, don’t be a bit WAY TOO excited to open birthday gifts that you run in the hall and open the door with full force and forget how doors work and end up smashing your forehead open. It’s not fun.

Well- I think that much is enough for today- I’m too lazy to type more *insert yawn*. I’ll post my first dairy entry tomorrow! CANT WAIT FOR THE WEEKEND- i hope you liked my first post- please ignore some of those grammar errors :’)

-Miss Klueless; AKA- Ziva