#christmas I guess?

[baenyth]

Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 3-12: Chris Master

Yeah that's right, I'm doing the second Christmas episode on April Fools' Day! At 3am! Although in-universe it isn't a Christmas episode which reminds me how hard it is for me to figure out the Miraculous timeline since so many months occur in season 1 to the point where the other four seasons are in a timeframe of approx. 4.5 months! That's 1.25 months per season!

You ever think about how weird it is that Marinette has plush dolls of her possessed classmates, including her actual bestie?

Holy fuck! Mario Kart 64 Bowser!

Just show this kid some Ed Edd n Eddy, or something, Marinette. He's clearly young but not young enough for that show, right?

Marinette Costanza strikes again! With some self-reflection on how she's a creep for Adrien.

Ooh! Yet another funny episode! Flying catfishes, armadas of toys looking for Santa Claus, the Eiffel Tower turned into a Christmas tree, this is something one of my villains would do in my self-insert Miraculous fanfic.

And the final battle takes place in 2007-2009 Roblox. Good to know.

So is Santa Claus real in the Miraculous-verse? It was sort-of ambiguous, honestly. I know Ladybug isn't the best-behavied kid in the world because she's Marinette, aand the more I think about it I don't think he's real.

People were sort-of acting weird in this episode. Was that due to the akuma's influence or something?

I have to admire how hammy Hawkmoth is, honestly. He may be a bad guy but he's relishing in it.

Cute little fun episode. Not much else to say here.

[brain-depositary]

Kiss me under the missile toad idk im not christian

[omnybus]

making shitposts, making shitposts is so fine

[thycoop]

Cover of the day; Day 1: Envelope from a Soviet nuclear ice-breaker

I guess I'll start posting an interesting cover every day, I have a lot of covers so I hope this'll continue for as long as possible.

Oh yeah, if you want to see more covers, here's my website:

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This cover was sent from the Nuclear Icebreaker "Arktika" to St. Petersburg in 1992 (It arrived to St. Petersburg on christmas day!), by a sailor who worked for the Murmansk Shipping company; whose ID number was SK-5/31.

Also the stationery used to mail this was issued in the USSR but it was used in the Russian Federation

This is my favorite cover in my collection because it came from one of the largest nuclear icebreakers at the time and because of all the handstamps, so I guess I started this cover of the day thing with a bang!

And if you're wondering what's a cover; a cover is an envelope/postcard/aerogramm/etc. complete with stamps and postmarks.

[creatureimages]

christmas beetle season‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

wahoo! hooray!

[yennciri]

going back to work after three days of lying on the couch can be very traumatic

[hellenhighwater]

Genuinely being a single woman in my thirties, living alone, is such a mixed blessing sometimes. I do love my house and when I'm here I literally never want to leave. But on the other hand, I do get tired of leaving to go hang out with people, even though I love seeing them. Especially because I have such a great group of friends but they live all over the place, geographically, and therefore most of them don't know each other. And I actually really love hosting? But I never have people in my house because logistically it's always more practical for me to go to them than vice versa.

But sometimes I buy new old dishes and wanna just have a little fancy wizard party, but all my guests are far away. Please may I have the teleport spell. Or a high-speed commuter rail system.

[purplerose244]

I know that the Melbourne Climate Conference first night party was very hard on Henry, with the pressure from the palace and his dad passing only months ago, I absolutely feel for the poor thing... but the fact that his tipping point was seeing the American president's sexy son absolutely cracks me up

He literally took one look at Alex' eyelashes and went "No, absolutely not, I am not dealing with my closeted sexuality on top of everything else, get me out of here STAT"

[gallusrostromegalus]

Hope everyone had a good Christmas I got... Shingles.

[lordsalissoon]

In doubt, eat!

Also, he really prefers to die poisoned than get ou of that closet. @inky-beasts Your cat is making me to feel like a coward!!!!

[captainjonnitkessler]

"Obviously Americans don't have a real culture, so in order to heal yourself spiritually you have to find another more exotic culture to become a part of. But ONLY!!! if you have a genetic connection to that culture!!!! Whether you are being respectful or appropriative depends not on your actions but only on whether you have the mystical Blood Connection or not. Again, you HAVE to heal yourself spiritually, because I know for a fact that you are spiritually damaged by not caring about your heritage as much as I do, and specifically you have to return to your ancestor's traditions and reject any culture other than your own. This is progressive."

Bestie this is starting to sound a lot like blood and soil nationalism with extra steps

[oolong---latte]

blood red

[ria-neearts]

🎁

[epiphainie]

i'm genuinely so obsessed with tommy's deadpan, dry humor. "probably all gonna die anyway" "mm, not like that" "enjoy it while it lasts" while face looking like 😐😐

[bixels]

Jesus man, relax.

[ndcgalitzine]