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fatdaypants · 11 months ago

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Knights Of The New Crusade - YouTube

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I can't stop laughing, I am a winner, Doctor Evillution go back to your office, Christians can have fun too at the rock show, bowling, and at the miniature golf

#knights of the new crusade #praise the lord #alleluia #christians can have fun too #Youtube

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the-sparkling-diamond-satine · 3 months ago

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satine adjusting hamish on her dresser while she reluctantly dismisses christian from her dressing room

toulouse saying to christian "but every now and then i still see my old play friend peeking through. i did tonight, when [satine] looked at you"

IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH

hailee!satine reaching out to touch hamish again while singing "no, you can't always get what you want" while the duke is in her room............

it's like she wanted to make us feral

#idk if i can articulate this very well but. christian and hamish are connected #a beloved comfort item from the childhood she was forced to leave far too soon x the man promising her the future she so desperately wants #her past and present #hamish and christian represent things satine wants. they represent love and safety and warmth #they remind her of a time in her life when she didnt have to pretend to be the sparkling diamond in order to survive #and promise her that she can have that again in the future #they let her be her true self. they make her feel safe enough to be silly and fun and vulnerable #they make her feel as if theres no reason to hide #something something christian helping satine to heal her inner child and just. heal in general #hopefully this was somewhat coherent. have some word soup #moulin rouge #moulin rouge!#beatrice.txt

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penofwildfire · 1 year ago

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I stand by my claim that the best and funniest way for Christmas to exist in Ninjago is by being introduced by another realm. I'm serious. Christians love sharing their holiday (or forcing it on others just a bit) so if there was a realm with something resembling Christianity they'd popularize that shit within the first year of the Merge.

#listen man. it's the first year of the merge. everything's in total chaos. governments are freaking out.#so what do the christian/christian-adjacent people do? they brighten everything up with some christmas cheer!#and even though the religion itself doesn't gain much traction everyone's just happy to celebrate and have a good time #cuz things have been scary and dark for a while #idk man it's just fun #cuz I'm a firm believer that Christmas did NOT exist in Ninjago previously #despite what Kai on drugs and that one cop said #but I can have my cake and eat it too #ninjago #christmas #ninjago dr #dragons rising

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rocksanddeadflowers · 1 year ago

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Been thinking about applying the myth where Thor has to pretend to be a giants bride to get his hammer back (you know the one, right??) to the TBI characters. Doubt I'll write it out but I have SO MANY THOUGHTS ON IT. My main thought atm being that, from what I remember, Heimdall was the first person to suggest Thor cross dress. Which is just. The excuse to right out Heimdall's involvement is almost as enticing as getting to write out Tyr. He's just. So silly to me. But so badass. I love him.

I can see everyone in the TBI setting at some grand meeting table for the Aesir (and co.) with Thor freaking out about his poor hammer (which, yes seems tricky to write in TBI context but. We'll just patch that plothole it with something later, I have a loose thread idea or two.), Freya desperately trying to avoid involvement in the entire debacle, Loki concerned but still trying not to giggle at the absurdity while Sigyn kicks her under the table to tell her to stop laughing. Heimdall leans over the table towards Thor, trying to remain stoic but his small smirk and gold eyes glittering with Loki approved mischief somewhat gives him away as he suggests, "If we don't want to risk our dear stunning lady here, and you need your hammer back, why don't you be Freya?"

Loki loses it laughing and most of the table can't help but laugh or giggle quietly, including Sigyn. Thor is immediately against the idea, but Loki is already signing up to be his handmaiden in between gasps of giggles (because she would never miss out on such good mischief), and really the idea is such a hit that Thor is sorely outvoted.

The story is still brought up for years to come, typically for a laugh at Thor's expensive. Still no one could deny he looked damn good in that dress.

#UGH i love them. i care them lots #need to write about this and also something tyr related. probably tyr and fenrir obviously but like ... fluff with an unhappy ending ya know #want to draw attention to tyr and marius von raum to but. that's unrelated to this post ssshhhh brain #in the myth the other usually poke fun (bullying him hardcore) at their matcho man having to wear as dress and be feminine #but this is 2023 not a post christian nordic myth. we can acknowledge that if the dress is fitted properly he was probably hot as fuck in it #also loki would be stunning too btw you KNOW she had fun with the excuse to dress up and bully her bestie at the same time #bonus: sigyn flirting with her and wolf whistling when she sees her in the dress .#loki blushing and giggling like. gay. <3.#thor's there for it too and hates every second of it #the mechanisms #the bifrost incident

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im-still-a-robot · 7 months ago

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Sailor Merope!!!

#crazy coconuts #my art #dnd #eddie #we need more sailor gaurdians that aren't size 00 #i looked more at cosplayers than offical art (although like every other one. very much directly referred to an image for the pose + outfit-#but this was never supposed to be an exercise in pose or clothing. it was intentionally easy bc it was for fun)#(fair warning. long explanation incoming. also very little actual sailor moon knowledge)#ANYWAY merope is actually just a snappy version of what Im trying to say #which is def something to do with the pleiades (the dnd campaign is very christian. the associated love of 7. its the 7 sisters. you get it)#the pleiades especially work bc they fulfil sailor moon's love of space + greek myths/things in general #although. upon looking at the actual naming conventions most of the greek ones seem to be villains?#theres also whatever the animamates are doing #buuuut villains or not the ambiguity does sorta work bc i dont fully think we're being all that morally good in our dnd campaign #the stars in the pleiades themselves are named after their associated greek sisters too #anyway. merope was only specifically chosen bc she is often the “lost sister” so to speak #aka the explanation for why we can only generally see 6 of the brightest stars with the naked eye anymore #(the astrological explanation is that those things move! theyre movin right now! the 7 sisters are just that old of a story)#the missing sister thing is funny to me with my girl who would generally rather hide away forever #buuutt she was also the wife of sisyphus. which i could honestly explain away or ignore but its enough of a Thing #that i could see the other sisters working as well #but this explanation alone has had me sifting through astronomy websites and sailor moon wikis for over an hour #so i need to stop before i start looking into places to watch sailor moon #WAIT before I go. I would be embarrassed to not amend my previous statement about the missing sister #sometimes its electra! because she is distraught by the destruction of troy #very well could work better. but its too late. i have written so much. we must live with merope. gods know sisyphus didnt :}c

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lemonduckisnowawake · 1 year ago

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Me, today: I will not get angry about people slandering Jesus. I will not lose my temper seeing yet another post throwing His character in the garbage as some politically woke or politically conservative people pleaser. I will not stab my hand with a fork when I see people poking fun at his friendships as homoerotic - *sees a post like that and slowly steps out of the internet*

No seriously. I am shaking the screen and BEGGING people to remember that even though Western Christian traditionalism has deep, *deep* wrongs, There Are Literal People Dying And Being Tortured Because Of Their Faith In Christ In The Modern World. And the way I see people making light of faith and outright mocking it or "dumbing it down" to appeal to their own moral worldview is sometimes kind of painful

#lemon duck quacks #i need a salt tag so people can block that....#I'll think of one later #anyway yeah....sometimes the things i see western folk doing to Christianity makes me sigh #what is it about humanity's need to make a mockery out of the things we disagree with?#I've caught myself doing it sometimes too and it's just sad #like I've seen people make mockery out of Eastern spirituality and religions or Islam or something #and it DOES make me mad #especially when I see adherents of those religions trying to placate people by going #'oh our worldview DOES actually support yours! we're friendly to your political stance :)'#when no. NO. you guys don't have to defend your worldview like that???#worldviews are called such because they're different and there WILL be times when moralities clash against each other!#DRAMATICALLY #and it's up to you to see if you can keep being friends/interacting with someone who has a drastically different moral standard than you #and if you can't there is no reason to try and make their religion/worldview fits yours or whatever #this is aimed at Christians too who try and force non-Christians to see things through their perspective btw #also just because you hate someone's viewpoint because it's objectively wrong to you doesn't mean you have to mock it or them #by all means try and deconstruct it if you want but stop making fun of it or pretending you know eeeeeverything about their worldview #sorry you guys i am VERY salty #maybe a tad bit angry but mostly salty #anyway you religious people who have studied your texts and persist in living it out even if it doesn't conform to the western world's #political worldviews (whether liberal or conservative in the us or uk or etc sense) have all my respect and 'hwaiting's #stars I'm so salty i could perseve my own meat with it

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badbanaynas · 1 year ago

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i nee edbottom luchasaurus PLEease I must be fed

oh god WO.. WHO IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO POUND THE LIZARD... probbaly jungle boy , literally only jungle boy but lucha will feel noTHING

#asks #i think christian would insert things in hiM #you can have a lot of fun with creature anatomy too actuALLY..

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unproduciblesmackdown · 2 years ago

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interestingly the only mention i can find of a monastery loquarium is (rendered "loquorium") in "the california padres and their mission" by charles francis saunders and joseph smeaton chase, a book in the public domain:

The Mission relics at Santa Inés are many and interesting. Besides those used in the present-day church services, and the beautiful old vestments that are in the sacristy, there is a considerable collection arranged for interested visitors in an interior room of the convento — a room formerly used as the loquorium, where daily, after dinner and after supper, the friars were at liberty to come to rest for an hour from their laboring and praying, and relax in human chat.

the next paragraph also mentions this room now housing relics "patiently got together from all sorts of places," including "from the earth of the surrounding fields as the plough turns it up"

#originally the search yielded archive.org's text version which seems to have been like that autogenerated version from (their own) scan #where it clearly results in a lot of typos as it's ''misread'' like ''inés'' becoming ''in6s''#so it made it difficult to cross reference w/the pdf scan lol...''convento'' had become ''comento'' like i figured that was wrong but had t #actually see the original text to know what had gone wrong there #speaking of limited information recorded in specific places....#how that santa inés is i believe from saint agnes; the portuguese form being inez #akd's character in ''the outside story'' being called ''inez'' in some articles but in the movie they're only called/credited as ''izzy''#a potential nickname; i could believe that this jumped off from them being named inez but thus far it remains apocrypha lol....#pentiment #it's also ofc like; how many resources on olden monastery rooms that aren't scanned / converted to text / public domain available thusly...#but you can somewhat expect Monastic Trivia to potentially show up in other sites or even via like online dictionaries....#checked as much by looking up another [term for Special Room in a monastery] and getting various results defining it #oh now i'm remembering some fun research moment learning that some like Christian Order was defined by standing during prayers instead of #kneeling...and the definition is available and they're all exactly the same b/c they all come from One Resource offering that definition #this came from that ''i'm drawing winston's Standing Posture a certain way'' moment where i read the wikipedia page for [standing] lol #which stemmed from reading the wikipedia page for contrapposto in an effort to learn other Artistic Terms For Standing Certain Ways #orthostasis....yep there it is in the ''see also'' section of the wikipedia Standing article: agonoclita / the agonoclites #7th century christian sect who Never Kneeled...name from greek for like ''i do not bend the knee''...One Citation = everyone's sole citatio #oh also noticing that a loquarium was probably all the more relevant when piero seems to note The Rule frowns on too much conversing for fu #like i've been to Dinner With Benedictines In Their Monastery multiple times lol no such pressure modern day to not chitchat #but that when Rule manifestations were thusly; a room that was like ''exempt'' from that would be unsurprising....fun chitchat hq #monasteries of w/e various orders having zones dedicated to being more chill than is supposedly required outside it....#hmm wikipedia's saying benedictines maintain silence As Much As Possible outside bonus silent hrs / social convos are Limited #news to me. also says ''but such details'' abt the day to day life is technically left by The Rule up to whatever Superior of an abbey #evidently the way of doing things at the one i was familiar with / around were not so pressed about silence / rare/limited socializing

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borealing · 2 years ago

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i keep "based on your likes" on out of like, morbid curiosity about tumblrs shitass algorithm (i think it goes, i [tumblr user J] like a post by tumblr user A. tumblr user A likes posts by tumblr user B, tumblr user C, tumblr user D. tumblr user J gets shown all of tumblr user As likes. i must have liked a post by someone who only likes posts about religion because i am getting a steady stream of almost harrowingly (derogatory) christian posts.

#lots of. i love being at church i love learning about god stuff. get away from me im not christian i never want to be christian #i don't like that im prejudiced against anyone but I'm definitely produced #prejudiced against christians. yes even you the christian reading this. id love to apologise but christians are like 90% more likely to be a #massive asshole to me about who i am as a person. even the 'good ones' have told me like 'i believe that sinners will get a second chance #when they die to then finally take up the christian faith and get into heaven and if they truly dont want to then they can willingly go to #Hell. dont worry you will get another chance even though you are a sinner :)' like? get AWAY from me you have decided that i am evil and #condemned me for loving women and not being cis. anyway. i know logically that christians are on tumblr and that's like fine. your space too #but i do not want to see any christian propaganda messages in my fun online time please and thank you #(not to mention the huge amount of religious trauma my own father has. difficult not to hate a religion when theyve done That to a #family member lool) anyway if anyone sends me any pro christian asks im deleting them

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snarkilicious · 7 months ago

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I wish it were safe for folks to develop a directory for people to donate said organs.

I don't wish to be trans, however, I'd donate my uterus. Lol, I am also on my period.

not that transphobes are ever saying anything interesting or insightful but it makes me insane when they see a trans woman who wants a uterus and start frothing out the mouth about how the sinister trans cabal is going to start harvesting organs from the poor and vulnerable... worsties do you have any idea how many trans men and cis women would be THRILLED to rehome their uterus to someone who actually wants it? all I'm doing with mine is complaining about it for a few days every month, I'd happily pawn that shit off to someone who would be happy about it. yes I am on my period why do you ask.

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serenhob · 2 months ago

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Art I made for a thing I wrote. Shes kinda funky looking but I like it better than first attempt (rip my confidence in drawing faces)

#Art #digital art #digital illustration #Blue #Cobalt #I had to look up cobalt #Cause I kept referencing it with only a vauge idea of what it looked like #I drew flower embroidery cause it was too blue #This goes with a short story that I might post on here #I like it but it's also a little weird #I think it proves I can actually write tho cause the amount of procrastination atm is unreal #I have so many stories I could be writing but I'm just not #I need to tho #And I need to reread the source material cause I liked it when I was younger #I need to learn ancient greek and Latin 😞#On my own cause the schools in my area don't offer it as a subject #They are useless cause they have 2 languages (my native iath ~Cymraeg and French. I took both of them)#My French teacher is so scary but I love her. She peer pressured me to do French #I was in her class in year 7 and every year at parents evening she'd just go 'you better take french' so I did (I like it)#All my options were really chill tbf. Like I did R.E and we literally had like 7-10 people in our class #Love my R .E teacher #My friend reorganised her book shelf like 4 times instead of writing about Brahma #We did Hinduism and Christanity (I wanted to do Buddhism but sadly Christianity is compulsory where I live)#Hinduism was fun tho. Lived learning about Krishna. His backstory really reminded me of Perseus #Grandad learns grandsons gonna kill them. Attempted murder (Kamsa was worse tho) then died at a sports event. Saddest way to go.#Like imagine being a spectator and you still get murdered. My guy you weren't even involved #how did this happen?????

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0ccasional-thoughts · 3 months ago

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not to get religious or anything but when i was like. 3-5 years old i was a diehard christian bc of my grandma taking me to church every sunday

which, without context is alright, all religions are valid and i have no issues with peoples beliefs.

but i mean as a three year old all the way until i was five, i would make sure my mom wouldnt read me bedtime stories so i could pray, id stay at the church longer than everyone else, id go to church almost every day, and even had private lessons from the priests wife in the church basement.

at some point though, my grandma sent me to either vacation bible school or a youth group, to make me more of a 'pure christian child' and i quickly disliked it. teal walls, yellow carpets, weird paintings, we were forced to stay in a basement all day while the adults were upstairs.

i mean, it felt really, REALLY weird to me, and then we were let outside. thats when i became a non-religious child.

we played Jesus Tag.

#•occasional thoughts•#this is all serious #but also #i was a child so dont get mad at me for stopping my belief in God when we played a game #it was actually a lot of things that made me drop christianity #but jesus tag was the final straw for five year old me.#i can make another post about what the hell jesus tag was #i can tell you it certainly wasnt fun #i have like. one singular memory of this game actually being played #genuinely just A frame of it #but i remember the rules of it clearly... twas a strange moment of my life #oh and my mom (who has a horrible experience with the people of that church) was very uncomfortable but supportive of me through this era #she was so happy that i “turned out queer” after going to that place #and. me too tbh #tavii yaps your ear off #wait was i groomed into it by my gma bc i never remember caring abt christianity as a kid. only that i loved the frog bible and the cookies

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hauntingblue · 8 months ago

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Evangelion movie hello

#So Adam creates angels and Lilith creates Evas but also humans as Shinji's dead bf said... so Evas are humans too? Is that it #asuka IN THE GAME AGAIN!!! YEAAAAHHHH #is her mother the eva.... like maybe its metaphorical but maybe not like shinjis mother maybe is in unit 1 so.... idk man...#rei has herself??? she wouldnt have an ag field without a mother then andjakqk but she does.... idk man #WHAT DID SHINJI DO TO ASUKA. I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONE THING NOT THAT. NOOOOOOOO #NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MISATOOOOOOOOOOO #asuka i will get you out of there i promise #ritsuko's paceful face when pointing a gun at ikari sr ajdiajqiq yeah....#what did this fucking evil man say... cant even say a true fucking thing to a dead woman... DIEEEEE #“thanks to the five (5) women that helped bring this picture to its completion” just the voice actresses yeah i can tell #not the tit touch again.... is this a theme or what... what am i supposed to get from this the heart is in the middle my guy #REI YES!!!! KILL HIM FIRST REI!!! DO HIS HEAD NOW!!!#im sorry... why is rei so scary but then whatever she is turns to a manic pixie dream boy and shinji cries of joy akdhaisjsisk GAY!!!#there is so much to say about this but i am afraid i might be too dumb for it bc nothing comes out but alas im having fun #asuka is shinjis foil but why are they doing this #“does misato really do things like that” refering to sex is the most 14 yo thing that shinji has ever said i get it. everyone does it shinji #i think there is enough what women are triad things in here.... can we stop.... sister mother lover.... woman scientist mother...#we get it you dont get women i thought shinji was opposing kaji by not understanding him when he said men and women are separate...#figured out what an at field is.... thank you thank you.... its what encapsulates your person and ego i get it now....20 minutes left aldhsk #shinji out of all people being the brain.... nepotism bc yui came up with all of this i guess #jumpscared by the real footage after the fuckfest #the footage of the people at the screenings of the movie.... i can't imagine seeing this in a cinema christ #the cordial handhsake with the thank you 😭😭😭 thats the shinji i know....#rei is the lover sister mother but why is there a boy there too?? akdhakshaksjaj i need answers... is that his father?? shinji you're fucked #maybe freud was right maybe i need to kill the freud that lives inside my head. this will make me introspect after all akdhaks #alright. are they meant to repopulate the earth is that it? do i need to stray out of the christianism of it all? asuka i will get you out!!#i have so many questions... like both in narrative and outside of it #i dont wanna think about it now tho.... sick visuals 10/10 on that front #talking tag #watching evangelion

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chron0ph0bia · 10 months ago

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you parents constantly telling u the shit that you've been trying to unlearn surely is smth

#my mum is very “tough it out” its all in your head meditate and never experience and emotional reaction this way. make rules for yourselfetc #shes the bhuddist equivalent of a bible quotes spewing christian basically. n its cool i know how to control my emotions and shit now but #thats my problem lmaooo. it took me counseling to learn how to feel emotions and im still not nailing it most times #also i used to be so strict about rules i made for myself like “u have to brish ur teeth before bed” that i would stay up until 4am not doi #anything because i was too tired to get up and go brush them until i passed out from exhaustion #unlearning that was very good for me right #mothers undiagnosed adhd most likely lmao and is just constantly teachibg me all the coping skills she developed #and its so fun cuz she just always tells me stuff she struggled with and im like mother youve been telling me this since i was born i GOT I #funnily enough i use all the meditation and bhuddist shit when talking to her specifically #every conversation is me going ok.. deep breath. think from her perspective. calmly explain and address. its not personal. getting agitated #would resolve nothing #and thats fascinating cuz when i moved out i was like oh you people dont receive the training of a bhuddist monk by age 5??#i had a roomate who i didnt get along with sadly who was the complete opposite and had learned to communicate via shouting and confrontatio #like thats literally how she communicated n i had such a hard time saying anything to her cuz id learnt to just go meditate till feeling go #away before talking to someone #like i never saw my parents shout at each other or argue in my life. they usually retired themselves from the situation #when i explained this shit to someone they were like “lucky u my parents fought all the time” my brother in christ youre not hearing me #you can be unhealthy in different ways.#my conclusion now is my mums a cool person just totally clueless on how to raise a child #like i remember feeling very unheard and bad about her becayse literally every sentence out of her mouth is a life lesson #and even if u catch her in a genuine social interaction with u she quickly corrects herself and brings the life wisdom back in #and even if she agrees with you shell go in a ten minute tangent because she wanted to talk about bhuddha when literally there was no point #fuck as a kid with adhd i remember it being torture #now i learnt how to deal with it better but good christ #and yeah just had to tell this to someone because i have the patience of a saint and its not being recognised #like even my cousin is always like you know how ur mom is cuz being lectured 24/7 is exhausting #and fr everytime i talk to her i have to be like “ok. now remind her subtly that you are a human being”#lmaoo #readme.txt

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erikmiltonlehnsherr · 1 year ago

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Playing a spooky mystery video game w actually good understanding of Jewish culture and customs and like my god I’m actually emotional the bar is so on the floor

#ITS SPECIFICALLY SEPHARDIC TOO !!!!!!!!!!!#there’s a character Rachel she’s a novelist and I haven’t found out if she’s romancible yet but I sure hope so #part of her story line is she’s in love with an artist named Milton that her brother David hates <3 one of the locations you can visit #in game is the synagogue<3 after a life time of spooky christian media I am literally. on the floor crying I’m having so much fun #I’m like an hour into the game I am already so into it #this goes on this blog bc complaining about bad Jewish rep is part of my Erikmania

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yeslordmyking · 2 years ago

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Leviticus 19:31 — Today's Verse for Friday, September 8, 2023

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