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⋆₊˚⊹♡ vox + his tendency to laugh out words
warnings: 18+ minors do not interact, toxic relationship, fem!reader words: 541
thinking about vox’s tendency to laugh out his words ♡
thinking about the way he would giggle out in a whisper how fucking pretty you are in the back of his sleek, expensive car after some corporate event, one hand creeping up the slit of your evening gown as the waning silver beams of the moon struggle to compete with the neons of the city, the knuckles of the other brushing hair back from your temples, then skimming along the curve of your cheek, the edge of your jaw, the arch of your neck in a tender caress ♡
thinking about the incredulous little laugh he’d huff out when it’s just the two of you, when you’re tangled up in each other’s limbs, damp bodies knotted together and ragged breathing entwined, when the day was rough and stressful and he found sweet salvation in your cunt, panting out in a single breathless melody how lucky he is to have you, how lucky he is to have found you, voice tinged with disbelief that he could’ve come across something so beautiful, so special, so loving in the depths of hell ♡
thinking about that cruel, caustic chuckle that claws at the back of his throat, that’s paired with a sharp glare and a sharper tongue when he asks if you’re fucking stupid, when he calls you a silly little girl, when he tells you to keep that mouth of yours quiet, because you know nothing; his three favourite responses to you digging your cute nose into something you shouldn’t be. sit down, shut up, look pretty; those are your commandments, the trail that always follows after one of his malignant orders ♡
thinking about that booming guffaw that rumbles from deep within his chest, that shakes his entire form as it splits his lips into a broad, open-mouthed grin, stretched so wide that it consumes more than half of his entire face, that it scrunches his eyes to cute little crescents and furrows his brows when something exceptionally exciting happens, when he’s so thrilled and thrumming with exhilaration that he just cannot keep it contained inside of him—a rare sight, one reserved for the company of his closest confidants, but a sight you cherish nonetheless ♡
thinking about that dark, dangerous titter that always stains those sudden declarations he has when he’s scheming, those decisive thoughts stated strong and firm and with conviction, the amusing sound only working to fortify his words—a powerful punctuation at the end of something certain—after that wickedly intelligent brain has hatched another sinister plan, brilliant but terrifying ideas worming around in his skull to form a knot of something diabolical ♡
thinking about that gentle laugh that spills past his lips unthinkingly and uncontrollably, that infuses a delicate i love you—so soft, so sweet, so goddamn sincere—any time you do something he finds cute or unexpected, the usually harsh glow of his eyes dimmed with affection. and out of all of his laughs, this one is your favourite, because this laugh is private, is special, is something just for you. this laugh is shared and sacred, melts from one mouth into another between messy tongues and pawing hands and stumbling ankles. this laugh is yours to keep, forever ♡
#vox x reader#vox x you#vox smut#vox drabble#vox fluff#vox headcanons#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x you#christian borle does this a LOT and i just think it’s such a cute endearing little quirk#and with vox it ranges from little chuckles to full out guffaws#he's so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i am so iN LOVE WITH HIM#vox i mean#christian too but#inky.vox#inky.hazbin
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins#don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price#but i mean come on#as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck#i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in#its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity#time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him#and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent#not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions#regardless of whether there is a god#for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name#atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of#and all on his and your behalf#you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too#and what's more dangerous than that?
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A short-ish fancomic poem thing about my hc for Zelda
(best read from left to right)
#loz#legend of zelda#zelda#princess zelda#loz hylia#hylia#botw#breath of the wild#comic#fan comic#poem#art#my art#fanart#zelda fanart#loz fanart#hc#headcanon#zelda hc#religious trauma cw#ooooogggghhh zelda with religious trauma my beloved#do you think she saw Hylia as a surrogate mother#and seeing her allow Hyrule to fall to such ruin#felt like a parent betraying her child#yeah#me too#zelda is so 'teen girls with christian/catholic trauma but still seeing mary as a mother figure' core
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I know Gabriel is canonically really popular with Heaven’s residents but there’s bound to be some heavenly loser with pronoun envy
#my art#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#i love angel pronoun lore#he earned those pronouns fair and square and now he gets to wear a he/him pin like the badges on military uniforms#of course he has blue wings and pronouns#also can you fuckin imagine being a virtue??#imagine you live your entire life as a Good Christian(tm) and then u get to heaven and find out not only do u still have to work a 9 to 5#you have to do it in hell#forever#man i’d be salty too#straka's shitposts#sketches
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saint sebastian tended by saint irene but they're both drag artists
felt like this might be something this site would enjoy
on stage: oleandro & delfi oraakel, photographer: peroksiid (on ig as oleandro_drag, delfi_oraakel and peroksiid)
#saint sebastian#st sebastian#drag#drag king#drag queen#saint irene#saint sebastian tended by saint irene#art#drag artist#religious art#queer#art history#homoerotic art#drag performer#queer art#trans#transgender#transmasc#saints#gay#gay art#trans art#lgbt art#christianity#catholic art#progressive christianity#queer christian#<- i'm currently too complicated abt god to have a label other than agnostic But i love yall and feel like you might appreciate this so. ta
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My cat when I come home from work:
#christian borle did amazing at this#he sounded like he was having the time of his life too#hazbin hotel#hellaverse#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel alastor#vox#alastor#radio killed the video star#vivziepop
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learning things about american politics makes me feel crazy. one of the two men who will be president next year wants to start a christian nationalist autocracy and it’s just on wikipedia? can anyone else see this??
#mine#us politics#I see people on here telling people not to vote for Biden because he’s ‘too old’#Biden doesn’t matter. you have to vote against christian nationalism!#what the fuck
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you motherfuckers have no concept of what "land back" or "decolonize" even mean. you're too busy demonizing entire groups of people, terrified, shitting yourselves, that they'll do even half of the horrors to you that you've done to them for decades or centuries. this shit comes off as hella racist for real. you hate arabs so much. you hate first nations people so much. you hate black people so much. even if you sympathize with them, you can't fucking bear the idea of them gaining freedom, independence, autonomy, safety, because you're so, so scared they'll hurt you back and cause chaos in the streets. these same people who just want to rebuild. who just want to go home. who just want to see their families again. who just want food. who just want medical care. who just want dry, warm shelter. you're so focused on the ideas of colonization, of "us vs. them", of one people displacing the other for a state to exist, that you cannot comprehend coexistence, and your only idea of peace is if an entire group of people were just gone and dead.
grow the fuck up. for the love of GOD, grow the fuck up.
#eli talks#rant#i just watched a video shared by someone i'd been following a while denying the genocide occuring in gaza entirely#are you kidding. are you fucking kidding me.#the video was trying to run with the idea that “from the river to the sea” means jewish people will be expelled from the region#no the fuck it does not you stupid motherfucker that's NOT what decolonization is#anyway. land back. decolonize. from the river to the sea. peace and love on planet earth.#stop razing olive trees. stop scorching the earth. stop bombing hospitals and schools. stop destroying the sea.#if i have to see another palestinian child undergo anesthesia-free amputation im going to start being physically fucking violent#if i have to see another mother with blood on her hands wailing and begging for her child to come back im going to start burning shit#one day all the people of palestine will be free. muslims and jews and christians and all and none.#one day all the people of sudan will be free. all the people in the congo will be free. all the peoples in the americas will be free.#and all the other occupied places suffering genocides and ethnic cleansings that the news neglects to mention. theyll be free too.
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I am by no means an expert but it seems to me “your body does not belong to you” is a major theme of right wing authoritarianism and, interestingly, modern USAmerican thinking. This underpins so much from abortion to forcing kids to hug their relatives. Your body belongs to the state, or God, or your husband, or your boss, or your doctor. Everything from trans and gay liberation to forcing autistic people to look in your eyes to making cashiers stand for no reason. Your body does not belong to you, but taking care of your body is your responsibility and your responsibility alone, and if you fail in some way, you deserve the consequences.
#Socialism#The far right#rwa#authoritarianism#right wing authoritarianism#My body my choice#trans rights#Gay rights#christian fascism#Actuallyautistic#actually autistic#body autonomy#Some will agree with me but#When I bring up#Child liberation#and fat acceptance#Now all of a sudden I’m going too far
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♫ I do what I want/Crying in the bleachers and I said it was fun/I don't need anything from anyone ♫
(ID in Alt) you guys ever think about your own posts and get upset?? Anyway Damian Wayne I love you I'm so sorry your life is like that
#dc comics#dc#damian wayne#dc robin#batman and robin#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#bruce wayne#lyrics are ofc from American Teenager by ethel cain#the lyrics are a bit too specific to specifically be a damian song and the verses talk about like. christian church and substance abuse#but thag chorus???? ohhhh baby#its also stephcore btw. to me at least#ANYWAY this took. forever and i did while feeling sick/off in the run up to my period so frankly it's a miracle it got finished at all#but yknow for now im fairly happy w this one. played around w the colours and challenged myself to really put my all into the linework#there's some details here n there that r wrong (failsafes design is. all kinds of wonky) but like. who give a shit#anyway my brain and hands are on vacation for the next few days <3#btw the blood on damians hands is a reference to the upcoming B&R cover (for 11 or 12 i think?) where damians-#-beating the living daylights out of bane. B&R has mostly been chill n slow so far but these issues...ohhh i am SEATED#uhh anyway yeah <3#OH WAIT#mine#< haha. art tag i always forget
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the takeaway i'm getting from the catholic church getting their own anime girl mascot is every other branch needs to jump on this asap. as a methodist i propose we get a goth anime girl mascot
#starposts#christianity#luce#catholic church#methodist#god there's some tags i thought i'd never use#religion#luce and friends#edited just a li'l bit too#christblr
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wow you made organized religion the villain of your story. should we throw a party? should we invite the pope
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Leverage 1x8 - "The Bank Shot Job"
Leverage 3x16 - "The San Lorenzo Job"
Leverage: Redemption 1x2 - "The Panamanian Monkeys Job"
#christian kane#leverage#leverage redemption#eliot spencer#ellen clark#lou mulford#parker#beth riesgraf#general flores#tim blough#harry wilson#noah wyle#the bank shot job#the san loreanzo job#the panamanian monkeys job#sometimes the writers show a little bit TOO much restraint with the callbacks#gimme more‚ dammit!
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post-race radio, GP US, 2024
GP: "Great job! Drove like a lion and you got a podium. Well done, mate."
Max: "Fuck me, man! I had no front, just no grip. Ah!"
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GP: "Like I say, you drove like a lion. Nice job."
Max: "Yeah, hehe. I tried everything with the defending. At least that was fun."
#started to transcribe the whole thing. decided i'm too tired.#this will have to do#f1#max verstappen#gianpiero lambiase#gp x max#christian horner#my post
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Just heard about the claim that Hans Christian Andersen used to have a note reading „I’m not dead“ or such attached to his nightshirt whenever he went to bed in a weird history podcast and had to pause to give a good long GODDAMMIT PTERRY.
#discworld#gnu terry pratchett#a man’s not dead while his name's still BEING YELLED#just when you think you spotted all the references#Hans Christian Andersen#HC Andersen#there’s a lot more sources in Danish#literally a medical journal goes 'as everyone knows…'#but it’s too late in the evening for me to go down this rabbithole
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STACKEDNATURAL ⇉ 135/327
15.7 Last Call Written by Jeremy Adams Directed by Amyn Kaderali Original Air Date: December 5, 2019
#supernatural#dean winchester#lee webb#christian kane#dean x lee#deanlee#deanwinchesteredit#deanedit#stackednatural#spnedit#supernaturaledit#cowboycoven#spncreatorsdaily#userbbelcher#becauseofthebowties#altarofrowena#rambleoncas#tusersana#userdorksinlove#deancaskiss#anztag#userbon#deanncastiel#jennmish#userrlaura#usererinlindslay#15x7#there are too many good scenes it was agony to choose but this one is such a winner
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