#chris and stiles

[bethsvrse]

me, a writer, at 3am: WHAT? I CANT FIND THE SPECIFIC FANFIC THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND WITH A WHOLE PLOT AND ORIGINAL CHARACTERS??? WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE??? DO THEY EXPECT ME TO WRITE THE STORY I THOUGHT UP OF???

[colmiillo]

"I notice i start getting nauseous in the morning and my period is a week late"

Girl i need to fantasies with a hot man that i don't have a chance on, not with a baby,please kill that thing

[aesthetic-bbyg]

Reading so many tumblr fics has completely ruined me from ever reading a Wattpad story that ain’t in 2nd person POV😭😭

[headcanonthings]

Chris: The McCall pack has a plan. Derek: Without Stiles and Lydia, McCall's pack has the collective intelligence of a pineapple.

[itbeaheadcannon]

i've always just headcannoned that Stiles has keys, passkeys and codes to everyones stuff. you have a house key, car key, or something needing a code? Stiles has several copies on himself and hidden elsewhere.

like this dude has sticky fingers, and eyes everywhere. he's got the ability to get it into the sheriff's station, the school, hospital and vet. like if it's a mildly important place or is just slightly interesting, chances are high; he's got a key and code to get in

every time they try to change codes or keys, he has copies made a day later. no one is safe. no one.

people try to complain to the Sheriff, in the hopes he'll be able to stop him

he tells them all to suck it up.

while Stiles is the light of his life, he's also a feral gremlin,

the sheriff has been trying to keep him out of his stuff since he could walk

stiles also 100% has house and car keys to all of the pack

it drives argent insane that he can't keep him out

they've tried changing their stuff

it doesn't work

he also somehow got their passwords

(it wasn't hard, they're all stupid and have easy to guess passwords)

((besides Lydia and Danny))

[kymera219]

Me everytime a Teen Wolf anti pops into my feed 💅

[theking-mustdie]

how it feels to be a teen wolf fan in the year of our lord 2024

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Chris: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Stiles: Okay.

*later*

Derek: Stiles! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Chris, whispering: Deny everything.

Stiles, loudly: That isn't a chair.

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

[omgtheywereawooomates]

Chris: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Stiles: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing The Hat Man

Peter: I'm sorry, you see the wHO?

Stiles: Oooooh, this is not a safe space suddenly.

[blue-hair-and-angels]

teen wolf shitposts for @domesticated-feral for @teenwolfholidayfest

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Chris: I have a gun, so do as I say and no one gets hurt. Stiles: And I have a death wish, so I’m going to do what I want. Derek: STILES, NO! (source)

[colmiillo]

Seriously, you again, reading a fic about a person who doesn't even know you exist,OR WORST,doesn't even exist........same thing sis. Keep reading

[haletostilinski]

Best Teen Wolf Ship: Round 5

Annddd that's it! The last of the 8 ships that are left. This is getting down to the wire now, with some true ship battles happening here. We've got some hard ones in this round! Good luck and enjoy the rest of the 5th round! Next week, the winners of this fifth round will move onto the 6th round, the semi-final round, where there will only be 4 ships left to battle it out. See y'all then!

[1doesnotsimplyhavejust1fandam]

Baby Sciles is just soooo…like those two are so perfectly suitably as each other’s best friend and it makes me SO emotional. Scott’s tagging along with Stiles to find a BODY in the woods, not because he’s all that interested, but because Stiles is so excited about it. They don’t even talk about Stiles leaving Scott to fend for himself in the woods with a possible killer on the loose because it’s understood that Stiles was lying to keep Scott from being grounded too. Scott is sickeningly fond over Stiles trying to talk to Lydia to no avail. Stiles immediately understands that Scott is down bad for Allison because Scott clearly tells him everything off-screen from the vet’s office night. Scott thinks he’s losing his mind and making terrible decisions about his possible bloodlust on the full moon night, but he still apologizes (twice!) to Stiles for pushing him into the wall and is instantly forgiven because Stiles follows his dumb ass to the party because he’s so worried and Scotty is NOT okay. Scott’s in shock about Chris being a hunter, but Stiles is talking Scott down from a panic attack the minute he finds out, and it works (mostly)!! Baby Sciles deserved the world and instead all they got was a lifetime of trauma, those poor boys awww

[sototallynormaliswear]

yeah anyway part of the reason that season 2 felt so weird to me is the insistence that the hunters and werewolves of beacon hills are going to war when its AT BEST six werewolves and a stiles (three of which turned for less then two months, another just back from the dead) against 30+ fully trained professional hunters?? not really a war there guys. pretty. pretty one sided actually.

and they were "going to war" over a woman who has been publicly proven to have murdered a family of eleven people, including KIDS, by trapping and burning them alive? who was killed?? by a guy who's family she murdered??? and now HES dead????

like. this season wants you to see Derek as at least a minor antagonist. but his competition is a stalker that kills like ten people and a GUY WITH A SWORD DEDICATED TO CUTTING WEREWOLVES IN HALF. GERARDS INTRO SCENE IS LITERALKY HUM TELLING HUNTERS TO KILL EVERY SINGLE WEREWOLF POSSIBLE NO MATTER HOW HARMLESS. YOU CANNOT TELL ME HES EVEN XLOSE TO A GUY WHOS MAIN CRIME IS STANDING OMNIOUSLY

anyway. I do not care for the Argent family. or the way this season tries to make this a two sided conflict when it very much is not.