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It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.
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The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.
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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on
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An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.
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Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.
If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.
Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.
That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.
Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.
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SWORDTEMBER DAY 24 : BAR(barian)
The Bar Blade, of strong spirit and sweet mixer 🍸🫧
I was a little uhh creative with the prompt for this one but my friend had a very cool idea for a cocktail sword and I wanted an excuse to draw it :3 also I hope the format of the story works for this one, it was super long so I didn’t want this post to be huge! Let me know if you have any issues with it though! ❤️
Also if you want to read some more lore, you can follow these links to check out The Catfishfolk and this post from a few years ago!
Yesterday’s sword!
You can support me on Patreon for £1 and help me make stuff like this!
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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking
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If you've seen that one screencap, you know what it's about.
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It looks like Trick Weekes was just let go. BioWare is really done, huh. 🥲
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Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
“Wow, Sophie, your hair looks just like starlight. It’s beautiful.”
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