Watching chopped again and getting fat mickey judge all tatted, suited and ringed up while the gallaghers try to cook with secret ingredients.
Lip mouthing off.
Ian nearly burning himself as mickey munches a palate cleanser snack between rounds.
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Yes to chub Chopped Judge Mickey!!!
I do love this idea and I looooove a crossover so much 🥰
Like I imagine celebrity chef Mickey on the food Network with a stylist in like his custom chef's jacket and apron, like this
Maybe with slightly shorter sleeves, and they cut a little into his soft arms. And on set he always stays in his kitchen uniform because he really believes in the contestants and he's known to step into the kitchens in between filming to show them how they could have improved their dishes with technique and more creative use of the box and pantry ingredients.
And like the Gallagher bros come in to compete for a loan to start their restaurant after they had a food truck. Mickey can see they have really good fundamentals and they're like almost there when it comes to creativity and ingenuity.
One of the box ingredients is salo, a Ukrainian/Slavic cured pork fat like fattier guanciale, and immediately they're stumped which just makes Mickey scoff and roll his eyes. He watches them make an appetizer that was decent but the salo was a complete afterthought. He can tell. He knows they must have heard that you can shave it thin and pair it with bread but that was the extent. And so in between takes he pulls them aside to be like "Ok listen, think outside your little purity centered little boxes. You have cured fatty pork, what comes to mind? Right? You had salo, what else did you have? Salo, venison and grains of paradise. I'm immediately thinking a play on carbonara, but with a game meat dumpling like pelmeni. Here."
And he takes over the kitchen showing them that like, yeah you're from Chicago, lean into it! You have this huge Slavic population, plus Italians, Irish, and so much more. Use it. Mix things people wouldn't think to mix, just make sure it tastes good. That's your only job, the only thing you have to guarantee.
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Was thinking of omegaverse SY and how he’s super protective of the other omegas on his peak.
Like one day NYY goes into her first heat and he’s instantly in protect mode, bringing her in the house and covering her in soft bedding and making everything smell nice. All he wants to do is care for her but like halfway through it the other peak lords find out and think he’s doing shit (everyone thinks he’s a beta) and they try taking her away
Leading to one SQQ fighting like 5 other peak lords and winning before LQG makes his way to grab NYY on the sidelines. Which makes SQQ go ballistic and bite him lmao. He takes NYY to the brothel as an improvised heat place. And of course the peak lords follow, trying to save her.
All the prostitutes look at all these alphas chasing after a pair of omegas (one freshly of age) and are immediately like “absolutely not.” And scurry them to the back and are like “nobody here mate” to the point CQS is like “we’re getting the civilian police involved” (who can’t do anything)
After the whole ordeal is over the prostitutes are like “okay, something is up with how they treat omegas. Cause like didi doesn’t feel safe having his heats there, they tried to barge in on this kid’s, wtf is going on” and they report the sect.
Tian Yi or some other big sect look into the matter, realize “hey, a lot of shit isn’t up to code except for QJP and that one is run by an omega in disguise so some shit isn’t right” and they end up having a conference with everyone not on QJP and being like “y’all are shit at taking care of omegas, fix all of this up.”
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Batcher No.4
Living in the woods by himself this scary looking hermit is actually a sweetheart. You need help cutting down a tree or build something? He's your man (if you can get past the faintest smell of wet dog).
@pinahallowsevecloneparty
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⚠️CW⚠️ IMPLIED amputation
At the dawn of the apocalypse, Ren and Strade ”team” up. One rainy night, a few months after the initial outbreak, a zombie infiltrates their camp. Fortunately, Ren manages to eliminate it before it causes him any harm. Strade, however, doesn’t seem to have been so lucky…
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