#chloe’s an idiot

[meet-me-in-the-pouringrain]

me 🤝 fucking up american georgraphy

if u read part 4 of TPATR i did mean the Virginia City of Alexandria not the Texas city Arlington

[f1shart]

*clawing my way out of a deep dank pit or something* erm hai guys..College gays1!! 💗

ive been playing a little early strangetown and starting thinking up college hcs for these gyals theyre still kids in my game.. whatever. im the planner

★ rambling below ★

ok first, ages since theyre all fucked up in game: Instead of the twins being older than all of glarn's kids, they're only a year older than lazlo which Yeah would mean glarn got mpregnant and disappeared from the house for some months to hide it (idiot), dropped the twins at his lovelorn ex-wife's house, and returned home to his "normal" kids. They'd otherwise be in their mid-late 40s living with these recently graduated young women and like for what 😭 As of 2004 they are 26, erin is 24, and kristen is 23. she skipped a grade so she was a college freshman at the same time as eri ^_^

but anyway this drawing is set in 1998 HERE ARE THEIR MAJORS: Lola in poli-sci, Chloe in philosophy (she never fucking chose), Erin in psychology, and Kristen in public health but in-game it would be biology stop i wanted them all to begin with P beacuse. silly. kristen's mom, being an older and more traditional parent, wanted her to pursue a career in medicine but after her death kristen got the courage to choose the major she wanted, which was <whatever major gives you a boost in athletic LOL i havent checked>

gah i didn't mention but college is where the 4 of them met :3 I'm thinking of placing them in this university because i want it to be pretty far from strangetown hence the Actual Grass, plus kristen isnt actually from there so mission u may be closer to her hometown? maybe? Post-graduation they all get a house together because of their money situation even though chloe is a bitch to kris and erin 😭 (kris doesnt mind though eheh... my idea is that her and chloe had a fling in college but while chloe is a romance sim and does not gaf, kristen is still a bit hung on her) (i dont necessarily ship them tho im a diehard misten/lost waters/whateverthefuck fan OK. kris is a simp for pretty femmes & i cant exactly blame her...)

I LOVE HER!!! toothy ass grin god that face is just meant to be butch i can fix you kristen loste my beloved

[a-flaming-idiot]

Marinette: *dramatically fails talking or existing near Adrien along with being shit with most of her male relationship options* Marinette: *Has a much easier time interacting with and has more healthy chemistry with half the female cast* Me: "I'm not saying it's the only solution. But lesbians would solve a lot of the problems here."

[unluckycryptid]

Popcorn Shrimp

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Summary: Chloe didn’t know Red had a shrimp allergy. Neither did Red.

AKA My attempt at Glassheart Crackfic

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“Hmm, that’s an interesting taste.”

Chloe looked over at Red with a confused face.

She had just grabbed the two of them some food from the dining hall in the midst of their studying session and brought it back to their shared dorm. Red hadn’t told her what to grab, just telling the blue haired girl to ‘surprise her’ and had gone back to looking over a chemistry question that had been causing Chloe some trouble. The red haired girl was still at it when Chloe had come back with a variety of different foods they had been serving in the dining hall. Red had taken one of the takeout containers—the one filled with popcorn shrimp—and immediately started snacking on it while Chloe was busy laying out the rest of the food between them.

“What do you mean?” asked Chloe.

“Is it supposed to be—I dunno—spicy?” Red shrugged as she grabbed for another popcorn shrimp.

“Huh?”

‘Was Red talking about the marinara sauce?’ Chloe wondered, but it wasn’t laid out anywhere in front of them. Looking around, she spotted the little container still in the bag she had brought all of their food in.

“It’s an itchy sort of spicy, like I can feel it in the back of my throat. Can’t say I’ve ever had food like that before. Is that unique to Auradon?”

Oh no.

In less than a heartbeat, Chloe crossed whatever distance there was between her and Red and smacked the fried shrimp appetizer out of her hand.

“Wha- Hey! Mmmhf!!” Red exclaimed mid-bite when her blue haired roommate turned and stuck her hand in Red’s mouth. Chloe retracted her hand and hurled the shrimp that she had just been eating across the room.

Red felt two hands grab her face as Chloe looked her up and down with an urgency.

“Did you swallow?”

“Excuse me?”

“Red, did you swallow the shrimp? Yes or no?”

“Yea—”

Red couldn’t even get the full word out before she found herself being thrown over the shoulder of one Chloe Charming.

“Chloe! What the actual fuck is going o—owww!”

The blue haired girl had started running and accidentally smacked Red’s head into the door frame on the way out of their dorm.

But Chloe seemed to ignore her, instead opting to scream at other people in the hallway to move out of the way.

Everyone did. It’s not everyday you’d see the usually polite and demure Princess of Cinderellasburg cussing out anyone in her way while full-sprinting down the hallway with the Crown Princess of Wonderland yelling every sort of explicative known to man on her shoulder.

Principal Uma’s office was much closer than the infirmary on the other side of campus, so Chloe opted for there instead. Chloe practically kicked the door down while shouting, “Principal Uma!! We need medical help!”

“Chloe Cordelia Grace Charming, you put me down right now!”

“Girls!” exclaimed Uma who had been enjoying a peaceful night behind her desk up until now.

Chloe basically threw Red down on one of the couches as she rushed to explain, “Shrimp! Red— s-she ate shrimp!”

“What the hell, Chloe!”

“Charming, I may be from the sea, but that does not mean you get to waste my time—”

“She’s allergic! Red’s allergic!” Chloe cried in defense as she pointed to the girl on the couch, “She said the shrimp felt itchy.”

All eyes turned on Red.

Now that she mentioned it, Red did feel like she was having some trouble breathing.

“Stick her.” The Principal grabbed an Epipen from a desk drawer and threw it at Chloe.

“Wha—”

The next thing Red knew, there was a sharp needle stuck in her thigh. Red looked up slowly at Chloe, both of their mouths open in shock.

“I’m so sorry!”

“Oh you little—!”

“No time for that. Ms. Charming, grab Ms. Hearts and follow me. We’re taking the magic carpet to Auradon hospital.”

“Chloe, don’t you dare pick me up again!”

“Sorry Red, Principal Uma’s orders!”

“Nonono—ghhhuuhh!”

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“Oh my sweet darling rose! I’m so so sorry that I never thought of getting you checked for seafood allergies. Are you alright?” Bridget, the Queen of Wonderland, asked as she ran to her daughter’s side.

Red sat under the covers of the hospital bed, clearly not wanting to be there. The doctors were strongly encouraging her to stay and be monitored overnight. Of course, that meant she was going to stay the night at the hospital in this itchy gown.

“Yeah, mom, I’m fine,” Red grumbled before she was pulled into a bone crushing hug by Bridget. It was still so weird to Red that she had such an affectionate mother now.

“Moooommm, you’re embarrassing me.”

In the corner of the hospital room, sat her roommate and Principal Uma. The two stood up at Bridget’s arrival.

“Thank you again, Principal Uma, for bringing my daughter here as urgently as you could.”

“No need to thank me, Queen Bridget, just doing my job,” the Principal said as the two started walking towards the entrance.

Bridget turned towards the blue haired princess, “And, Chloe, thank you for calling and telling me everything.”

“Just let me choke next time.”

All three pairs of eyes rolled at the same time.

“Tell your mother I said hi for me, alright?” Bridget continued, giving Chloe a quick hug.

“Of course, Aunt Bridget,” said Chloe as she stepped away to join Uma at the doorway. She waved at Red.

“Bye, Red, and get back soon. Wouldn’t want this incident to shrimpede your studies.”

“You’ve been working on that one for a while now, haven’t you?”

“Why yes, yes I was.”

“Get out.”

“Alright.”

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Chloe, pretending to joke: So when are you going to go out with me?

Rachel: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

(Later)

Max: And then you just ran away?!

Chloe: I didn't expect her to flirt back!! 

[suekreandtheidiots]

Wait, wait, what? Who's this? 👀 Meet some old friends - Malachy and Chloe O'Connell(*)!

Oh MAN, as soon as I saw @sephiramy 's October challenge "retrOCtober", I knew I had to make at least one doodle, because I've got a bunch of OCs I haven't drawn in a while and who have sorta-retired in my universe. I haven't drawn Mal in at least five years, I think. It's been even longer for Chloe, so I'd say they both qualify perfectly! Not that I couldn't have drawn them any sooner, but sometimes we need a lil' prompt, right?

This isn't polished or anything, just a quick coloured doodle, but it was a great warm up and I'm thrilled to draw some more old OCs if my time and energy allow it! The nostalgia is real, my dudes.

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(*) Malachy was the oldest brother of Orla, Declan and Kieran, and Chloe is his his spitfire wife... well, widow, to be precise. Mal was involved in a car crash in 2016 which he unfortunately did not survive. 🥲)

[bisexualmultifandommess]

A Clark Tells Lex the Truth AU where instead of it being super angsty (well maybe a little) Clark invites Lex over to tell him everything and Lex is both fascinated and baffled when he gets to the Kents and sees that Clark has prepared an almost 30 page PowerPoint explaining his secret

There’s definitely a Q&A at the end of the presentation.

[oochilka]

Humphrey and Sophie try to spice it up

[writergracethepanda]

Rosalind: Stop doing that.  Orion: Stop doing what?  Rosalind (in Russian): Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you. Orion: ?

[mitchellbealess]

in the sanest way possible, i rewatch the same 5 minute bechloe edit to enchanted every morning during my run on the treadmill

[onaloyveonce]

Need lucifer x good omens crossover

[thatrainylife]

I just realized Merlin and Miraculous Ladybug have a lot in common and I feel like reality makes sense again

[i-like-anything-water]

I love the fics where Chloe can control bees because she's so dramatic and over the top it'd be canon to have her bees hold a sign that says 'Marinette will you BEE my Valentine?' While she's decked up in her suit and there's sparkles in the background (courtesy of Rena who's filming the whole thing, laughing) and she's holding flowers that her bees told her (yes, told) are good for courtship. Bonus if Marinette can speak to ladybugs and they snitched on her so she's both endeared, amused and excited for her date with her rival turned friend and possibly girlfriend.

[thestorieswesay]

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Victoria: I just got kidnapped by the bay idiot—

Chloe: Who's the bigger idiot? The village idiot or the one who gets kidnapped by the bay idiot?

[marinetteplztakeabreak]

We all know audrey is not actually going to watch over chloé if it requires any mental effort whatsoever so my current running theory is that she will throw chloé in the Rich Kids Time Out City (London) and chloé will end up at amelie’s house having to be horrible siblings with félix. Except félix isn’t like zoe and she cannot push him around. She’s draped across the couchc like “ew get out of my space and also get me some iced lemonade” and félix just rolls over to be closer to her on purpose to annoy her. And is like “one time my dad tried to kill me . but he died first. so i won.” And chloé’s like “wtf” and félix is like “do you want to be in the shakespeare club” and chloé’s like “no gross” but félix just keeps poking her until she gives up and says yes. This is my Vision