#chloe x alix

[a-chlolix-blog]

The potential of Chloé and Alix was incredible!

First, we got Chloé Bourgeois. The Mayor’s daughter and the school's mean girl, who thinks she's better than everyone else...

Then there's Alix Kubdel. A girl who has a teasing streak but is also kind and is actually very popular among her peers.

Even Chloé's shown to be impressed by her...

While Alix is shown to annoyed with Chloé's antics.

One is hated by her known family members. Chloé's been neglected by her mother, replaced by her sister and used as a scapegoat by her father (despite it being HIS fault for enabling her awful decisions)...

The other has a very loving family. Alim was supportive of Alix being Bunnyx despite knowing he wouldn't see her. Jalil got akumatized so he could get Alix back.

One of them was directly screwed over by the superhero situation. Hawkmoth, knowing her identity was a problem... but letting everyone else keep their Miraculous despite nearly the entire group having the same problem is a hypocritical move. Even with the original HM gone, that doesn't make the decision okay, especially when making them permanent holders for protection was an option to begin with...

While we witness the other not being able to go home or live her life because of the superhero situation indirectly screwing her over. She has to watch her loved ones get wiped from existence before doing anything to help. And when she does help, she can't do much.

Could you imagine if these two were allowed to interact more than a handful of times?

The two could have a past together.

Chloé could've had an unrequited crush on Alix.

Chloé could be incredibly jealous of Alix's popularity and loving family.

Bunnyx could take a look into Chloé's future.

Chloé could see Alix being overworked as Bunnyx and NOT wanna be a part of Ladybug's Team anymore.

Their potential was WASTED!

[scuderiagorobets]

Just a stupid meme about my “True” Love Square because I can

[ozawa-torio]

I think i wreck my back with this final volume cover. Why did I choose such a random pose to do...

Scarabee (Ladybug!Alix) x Chloe Bourgeois

Drawn by Nathaniel with Marc (jk is me but they are the one do it the au)

Original au id: @a-chlolix-blog

[milabeedoodling]

I am lesbians

[miraculousdeservesbetter2024]

So if Chloe and Alix ever made desserts, do you think they would make honey buns? 👀

Absolutely 😌

🍯 🥖🍯🥖

[lulubui]

Reviewing new Fanfic

Well, this is a new part-time work for me. As people know that Chloix isn't a popular couple however @a-chlolix-blog has some amazing Chloix Au where who ship this couple will addicted to this such as Rabbit Huntress AU or the Timeless AU but Scarabee and Kitty Claws Au bring on another level of stories.

While scrolling through Ao3, I sight this newly posted fic and wanted to give it a try and compare it with the main au, it's definitely something worth it to read, with the sassy Adrien and Cocky Alix. And the chemistry between the main couple too! <3

I'd say for the origin Au and fanfic Au gonna be 4/5 for the character since they added a bit much of the OC but that's fine, 3/5 the pace and 5/5 the plot. Good job Ozawa_Torio for bringing a-chloix-blog au to life, they have done an incredible plot.

[xxxnightcorequeenxxx]

[frickingnerd]

Miraculous Masterlist

Adrien Agreste / Chat Noir

↳ Masterlist

Marinette Dupain-Cheng / Ladybug

↳ Masterlist

Luka Couffaine / Viperion

↳ Masterlist

Felix Fathom / Argus

↳ Masterlist

Kagami Tsurugi / Ryuuko

can't stop thinking about you - oneshot

kagami's 'secret' crush - drabble

secretly dating kagami tsurugi - headcanons

kagami with an overprotective s/o - headcanons

dating felix & kagami - headcanons

Chloe Bourgeois

chloe bourgeois when she's jealous - headcanons

chloe with a sick s/o - headcanons

dating marinette & chloe - headcanons

Nathaniel Kurtzberg

nathaniel having a crush on you - headcanons

dating marc & nathaniel - headcanons

Marc Anciel

dating marc & nathaniel

[greggs-sausage-rolls]

[morphomixz]

Eclipsed Pt. 2 (Miraculous x Reader)

8:36:19 PM Wednesday, April 17th,  Paris, France

The plane landed about 45 minutes ago. For being Mayor and my cousin who I'm going to be living with, they really want to be here in person to pick me up. Though, I think part of it is the chance for the paparazzi to swarm giving them more attention to their campaign and in general. Anyways, Chloe says their ETA is 5 minutes, and this oversized hoodie is getting a little stuffy but I don't want to deal with any fans without security around me. It's funny how people will disrespect your space, personal items, and your voice just because you're in a higher elevated popularity role. Yeah, I'm not fond of STAN culture at all. Anyways, my Uncle should be here soon as well as Chlo. 

While I'm waiting outside, a limo pulls up right in front of me. The window begins to roll down to reveal a pair of blue eyes, painted grey-pink lips, and a head of honey-blonde hair: Chloe. She's a bit demanding with me getting in so we can prep for school tomorrow. I guess I'm starting first thing in the morning. 

When we arrive at Le Grand Paris, my Uncle's hotel and place of residence Chloe drags me off to my room, which is two doors down from her's on the opposite side of the hall. I've been told that it will be my permanent residence while I'm here in Paris until I'm old enough to have my own place. Chloe leaves me be for now. She wants me to unpack and then we'll have our own version of a sleepover. She wants to know mainly about being an idol and about Dante. She knows bits and pieces from what I've told her that she's kept secret for her mother's sake more than my own, but she doesn't know what caused the breakup. She just knows I never loved him as much as he loved me. 

Unpacking is the difficult part. My aunt made me take every luxury item possible with me. Hermes bags, Gucci shoes, Fendi purses, Agreste designer outfits, makeup from other celebrity brands, and even Style Queen prototype outfits to gauge interest in her new designs. There's even more: bolts of fabric to begin my debut collection, notebooks to write the new album on, the card for the person who's going to help me launch my makeup line, and a particularly bittersweet note written likely by her assistant that says "Be More than Exceptional." like it's encouraging. 

With the last of the many bags unpacked, it was time to actually sleep. Chloe and I's sleepover would have to wait but she understood, at least I think she did. Her text didn't give any reference that she wasn't. Then again that was also 4 hours ago and it's now 1 in the morning. I probably should go to sleep, but something doesn't feel the same as before. It's almost as if I'm not tired. Like I'm not completely exhausted from everything I did today and what to go to sleep, only never wake up. For once, I'm looking forward to eventually waking up. 

I got into the Alaskan King Sized bed with the red comforter that was to be mine for now. It's funny how being 3,631 miles from "home" can make a difference. I feel lighter almost, like a weight ha been taken off of my chest, that I didn't even know was there. What tomorrow will bring, I do not know. All I know is this may be my chance to be some what like a normal teenager, if only for a few weeks. 

If I don't get the album done, who knows what Auntie will make me do. Will I have to return to New York? Will she demand I get into another meaningless relationship? Will I forever be stuck as Y/N Bougeouis: idol or puppet? Could I find true happiness here?

[darkwitch1999]

Misdirector Chapter Two Sneak Peek

AO3 READERS BE WARNED: SPOILERS!!!!!

So I've been writing a lot lately, and I just finished the first part of chapter 2 of my "Misdirector" fanfiction. I still have a bit to go, but I hope to get the next chapter out sooner than I did with the first one. In the meantime, here's a small preview of the second chapter that I have been writing over the past few days:

Even though she was reminded about the insults she said to her fellow students, Chloé, however, remained unfazed. “Well, I still mean all of it,” she said, “But if this stupid, childish film actually gets released in theaters and turns someone into a star, that someone should be me! So, you're gonna give me the part my half-of-a-sister is playing because everything she owns is mine!”

With a quick “Hmph!” Chloé turned and started walking away.

“Ch-Chloé, we c-can’t do that…..” A mumbling voice spoke up.

Chloé immediately stopped in her tracks. She turned around and scanned the room for whoever dared to speak out of turn. Instantly, she noticed that the “lame writer”, Marc Anciel, was now standing up, looking down at his fingers as he fidgeted with them to avoid making eye contact with the blonde. Chloé stormed up to the writer, seething with anger. “Um, excuse me?!” She exclaimed, “What did you just say to me, Anciel?”

Chloé roughly jabbed her index finger at Marc’s chest, causing the young man to flinch back from both pain and intimidation. He was now regretting that he spoke up, but there was no going back from it now, especially with an irritated Chloé up in his face. Still fidgeting with his fingers and looking down anxiously, Marc started to speak again. “L-Like Mr. Astruc said, i-it’s too late to ch-change anything,” he mumbled, “W-We d-don’t have enough t-time-.....”

“Ugh, here you go again with the mumbling! What are you even saying?!” Exclaimed Chloé, causing Marc to flinch again and shrink back, “I swear, it’s like every single time you’re talking to me if it’s not mumbling then you’re stuttering! Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound when you mumble and stutter?! Utterly ridiculous! Not to mention so annoying that I can’t even understand a word you’re saying. If our so-called writer of those ridiculous “Ladybug and Chat Noir” comics is so talented, then shouldn’t you be capable of talking like a normal person?! Now then you “Stuttering Disaster”, if you have something to say then just say it! And this time, SPEAK UP!”

Marc flinched back as Chloé yelled out the last part. Not since earlier today when Clara Contard was doing her news report did Marc want to so badly run away, but he found himself frozen in place despite the intense heat that he felt throughout his body. All eyes were on him, waiting for him to respond. He tried to speak up again. Marc tried hard to find the courage to tell Chloé that she couldn’t just steal the lead role that her half-sister, Zoé, had earned through her talent and hard work. He didn’t care that Chloé was mocking him or his writing, but she had no right to just swoop in and snatch away the part that her sister rightfully deserved more than her. However, when Marc opened his mouth, there was only silence. He tried to speak again and still no words escaped from his lips. He gave it one more try, but there was nothing but air. Marc then closed his mouth and looked down sadly in defeat. 

“That’s just what I thought,” sneered Chloé. With a smirk, Chloé turned on her heels and triumphantly started walking out of the art room.

“Banana, Chloé?” Sabrina offered, holding out her bowl of bananas. Chloé simply walks past her without a word and Sabrina starts trailing behind her as both girls leave.

Everyone in the room was silent about what had just transpired. The emotions that everyone felt were mixed or different. Some of them just stood or sat speechless, too in shock to say anything as they were processing all that had just occurred. Others were feeling sorry for the way that Chloé had treated both Zoé and Marc, and regretting that they couldn’t say or do anything in their defense. And the last couple of students, specifically Alix and Nathaniel, were feeling anger towards the type of bullshit that had just taken place. Well, Alix was feeling more annoyed than angry, but Nathaniel was definitely seething. 

Chloé was doing it again! Making others feel like crap and trying to take away whatever they have that she wants, Chloé will always be a selfish little bitch! How could Marc ever think that someone like her could ever change into a better person?!

“Marc!” Nathaniel suddenly thought, casting his gaze onto his comic book partner. The poor boy was still looking down in silent defeat from Chloé’s berating, and anxiously fiddling with the strings of his favorite red hoodie. While Nathaniel was once again reminded of his anger towards Chloé for how she treated his friends, especially with the way that she had just humiliated Marc, he decided that now was not the time to stay angry. He was still pissed and wanted to march out the door to catch up to Chloé to give her a piece of his mind, even though he would never really be able to do that in a million years, but Nathaniel knew that there were other people to be concerned about other than Chloé. After all, Marc was going to need him. “Err…and Zoé, of course!” Nathaniel's thoughts corrected himself urgently, “Marc and Zoé! But then again, I think Marinette has already got Zoé covered….”

“Don’t worry, kids,” said André, slowly and nervously walking to the door, “I'll go talk to her. Everything will be fine tomorrow!” André immediately closed the door and bolted after his daughter.

Marinette and Zoé looked at each other, both were uncertain about André's promise but Marinette still tried to put on her best reassuring smile for Zoé. As for Marc, Nathaniel stood up and walked over to his side. He put a comforting and reassuring hand on his friend’s shoulder, bringing the young writer out of his state of distraught. Marc turned to face Nathaniel, who was trying to wear the best smile that he could under the circumstances to help reassure his friend.

“It’s going to be okay, Marc,” said Nathaniel, though there was still a hint of doubt being masked in his words, “Just like you said, it’s already too late for changes. Besides, I doubt that the producer, Mr. Bob Roth, would agree to let Chloé into the film even if she tried to use her threats and intimidation to try to take over Zoé’s role. He knows that we don’t have time for any big changes in the movie like recasting the lead role. There’s nothing that Chloé can do.”

Marc tried his best to smile back at the redhead. Nathaniel’s reasoning may have provided a little bit of comfort for the writer, but the overall feeling of anxiety and dread still lingered. Nathaniel must have picked up that Marc’s smile was somewhat forced as his smile began to falter, and he immediately regretted doing so as his friend’s smile soon followed suit. One thing was certain between the two boys, this didn’t feel like the end of the Chloé situation. As a matter of fact, this felt like only the beginning.

[a-chlolix-blog]

Watched a certain episode of Season 5 again and realized something...

Alix wasn't in school with Marinette and the others last school year. If she were in another class like Mylène, she would've showed up, but nope.

Since Alix wasn't even in the same school as Chloé...

I have even MORE questions about these scenes!

[scuderiagorobets]

Marinette: "I hope that Chloé would love my macarons I've made for her..." Chloé: "Ally-Kins would love these brand-new rollerblades, I guess..." Alix: "I know that Zoé would love this new graffiti of her I drew, but I'm not sure if it is time to gift it..." Zoé: "Marinette would love my new song I wrote about her, I hope..." Adrien: "GOD DAMNIT, YOU FOUR ARE A DISASTER!!!"

[ozawa-torio]

Ahh, finished the chapter with in a month break. Feeling super guilty for it tbh.

Let me present to everyone, Chloe with her dresses.

- The ladybug one would be from her dream.

-The other two would either be the things Darkblade make her wear, but preferably, the comfy one with bow tie would suit Plagg.

So that is, what ya think (❁´◡`❁)

Org Au: @a-chlolix-blog

[carpetbug]

Feline Blue AU Masterpost

What is FBAU?

FBAU is my own alternate universe where, before the events of origins, Master Fu is hunted down and killed by Hawkmoth. Moments before his death, he transfers guardianship to the first person to cross his path, who ends up being Marinette Dupain Cheng. Marinette learns about the miraculous and what being a guardian means from the kwamis, and eventually decides to wield the black cat ring. After a silly turn of events, Adrien Agreste, famous model and Marinettes new friend/classmate, becomes the wielder of the ladybug earrings.

Update schedule?

The actual fic updates whenever I’m ready to update it (that is to say it has absolutely no schedule), but I tend to draw a fair amount for this au! If you’d like to enjoy the au as I write it (without spoilers) I suggest sticking to the fic!! Most art and almost all ‘extra’ content has to do with later aspects of the story, so avoid those if you don’t want spoilers. (kwami swap pairings, hero names, love square dynamics, etc).

What tags do you/should I use?

I use the tags #ml fbau and #ml feline blue au, but certain characters have their own tags as well (#feline blue, #beetle rouge, etc).

You are welcome to make art of this au!! If you do, please tag me for credit and so I can be sure to see it! I’m also always taking asks/questions/requests for this au! I love to ramble <3.

Fic Chapters

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four [wip]

Art

Feline Blue and Beetle Rouge

Marinette and Adrien go swimming

A single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops

FBAU!Nino

FBAU!Alya

Alya redraw

Bee!Alya rough design

FBAU!Chloe

FBAU!Alix

FBAU!Luka

Tempore Lapin / Rabbit!Luka

FBAU!Kagami

FBAU!Juleka

FBAU!Rose

Mini comic 1

Mini comic 2

Kwami and holder interactions 1

Kwami and holder interactions 2

Kwami and holder interactions 3

Kim doodle

Felix and Duusu

Doodles 1

Doodles 2

Finger doodle

Catgirl stares at you

Beetle sketches

Beetle doodles

Beetleline doodle

Beetleline

Marirouge glaciator

Art dump

Tikki

He’s so fucked

Plagg

Literally kick her in the head

Nooroo

Duusu

Wayzz

Trixx

Trixx 2.0

Pollen

Longg

Sass

Fluff

Mullo

Kaalki

Ziggy

Orikko

Stompp

Barkk

Roaar

Daizzi

Xuppu

Miracle Tree

Extra

Spotify Playlists Folder [wip]

Song ask 1!

Song ask 2!

Pinterest Boards [always being updated!]

thimbleb3rries Beetleline genderbend!

bbutterflies commission!

wisteriasymphony art!

aeoluuus art!

d011zk1ll art 1!

d011zk1ll art 2!

d011zk1ll art 3!

d011zk1ll art 4!

d011zk1ll art 5!

d011zk1ll art 6!

d011zk1ll cysaw x fbau 1!

d011zk1ll cysaw x fbau 2!

d011zk1ll cysaw x fbau 3!

d011zk1ll cysaw x fbau 4!

d011zk1ll cysaw x fbau 5!

d011zk1ll cysaw x fbau 6!

d011zk1ll cysaw x fbau 7!

d011zk1ll cysaw x fbau 8!

graythegreyt art 1!

graythegreyt art 2!

isabugs art!

friend art!

Ask 1 - favorite things

Ask 2 - difference between canon

Ask 3 - q+a

Ask 4 - chloe and zoe regarding the fox 1

Ask 5 - q+a

Ask 6 - Chloe and Zoe regarding the fox 2

Ask 7 - feline reacting to chloe

Ask 8 - marinettes taste in drinks

Ask 9 - first akuma

Ask 10 - real

Ask 11 - chapter 3 debrief

[last updated: August 16th, 2024]

[northernbluetongue]

🐞🦇🐞

Daminette December 2022: 28-Family

The Parisian class stuck together as they were taken hostage by one of Gotham City’s rougues. They patiently waited for Batman and the others to rescue them. Lila had told them, for months, how she personally knew him. That she was a civilian aide for the Bats. The whole city knew who she was, but pretended like they didn’t to give her a sense of normalcy. The class cheered as Red Hood and Red Robin swing in to rescue them. Many of them looked around, but they couldn’t find Batman.

Bruce Wayne sighed as he walked out of the car to the crime scene. He had a board meeting he couldn’t get out of and had sent two of his sons to help. Dick and Damian were stuck as civilians with the rogue. It wasn’t until Commissioner Gordon called him that he was able to cancel the board meeting for a later date. He quickly explained that he had to pick up his sons’ from an attack and the board could see it was an important matter.

Bruce saw Red Hood and Red Robin were talking to some of the officers. Dick and Damian were walking towards him and thankfully, looked unharmed. Bruce noticed a girl not far from them and sighed. He walked passed his two boys and grabbed her arm. He started pulling her towards the car.

Marinette started to struggle and tried to dig her heels into the ground as a stranger pulled her away from the class.

“Let me go!” Marinette shouted, trying harder to get away.

The class watched helplessly as Marinette was once again in a hostage situation. Many people turned to see what was going on. When they saw what was happening, some of them chuckled and went back to what they had been doing. Marinette noticed the car looming closer.

‘I hope this works, Maman!’

Marinette quickly turned and grabbed the back of his suit jacket. She kicked the back of one of his knees and when she felt the man’s knees buckle, she quickly used her weight as leverage and tossed him to the ground.

“What the fuck do you think you are doing?” Marinette shouted, standing over him.

Bruce laid very still on the floor, confused. He could see the murky clouds and hear the lights from the sirens. It wasn’t hard to notice the red and blue lights rotating in the sky. Dick and Damian rushed over to see what was going on.

“This psycho is trying to kidnap me!” Marinette shouted, pointing at the guy on the ground.

The Wayne brothers looked at her and then each other.

'Not again.’

“B, what were you doing?” Dick questioned.

“Trying to take you sister home.” Bruce replied, “How hard did I hit my head? Your sister sounds like she’s speaking a different language.”

The eldest son laughed. The youngest sighed.

“Miss.” Damian began.

Marinette glared at him.

“I apologize for my father.” Damian spoke, “He is extremely tired. He’s had a long couple of nights this past few weeks and early mornings the next day. The man next to me is one of my adopted siblings; they all have dark hair and blue eyes. He thought you one of his adopted children. He thought you were our sister.”

Marinette looked at him in shock.

“I-I have parents!” she cried out, “I don’t know him! Is that how he got all his other kids, just took them off the streets?”

Damian smirked, “ Sometimes. Although, I doubt they minded when Bruce Wayne asked if he could take them home to live in our manor.” as Dick picked up their father and dragged him to the car.

Marinette turned red and stammered, “Br-Bruce Wayne?”

Damian gently grabbed her hand and placed a kiss on it, “Damian Wayne.”

Mari wasn’t sure if she was turning a new shade of red.

“Oh no! I’m going to get out class sent home” She shouted, “We’re the class he sponsored from Paris!”

The Wayne heir chuckled, “I can assure you, you have nothing to worry about. Our father will likely be the one apologizing to you. Too many late nights and too many board meeting make for a disastrous combination. We’ll be making sure he is well rested. I’m sure we’ll meet again, Miss Dupain-Cheng.”

Damian strode over to the car and the Waynes took off.

Marinette collapsed on the ground, as her legs gave way.

“Give her some air!” GCPD shouted, escorting people farther away from her.

Gordon chuckled, “Never thought I’d ever see him that tired.”

Marinette looked up to the older officer, “Does that happen often?”

“Him claiming kids?” He asked, “I think he has eleven, now, but only a few of them are adopted. My daughter goes to his place, too. She use to date one of his sons; now they’re friends.”

“Oh.” Marinette whispered.

“But, his kid is right.” Officer Gordon commented, “Usually the adopted ones have dark hair and blue eyes.”

'Weird.’

“I think it’s just because they remind him of himself.” the commissioner continued, “As you can tell, Damian gets his skin tone and eyes from his mother. Other then that, Kid is the spitting image of his Father at that age. Weird to see him grown up a second time.”

Marinette looked at him curiously, “How long have you known Mr. Wayne?”

Gordon frowned, “Almost his whole life. I was one of the officers who responded to his parents’ murder. Happened tight in front of his, as a child.”

'He’s building his own family.’

“If I see him again, I’ll make sure to decline his request.” Mari smiled, “As nice as it sounds, I have my own parents in Paris.”

Commissioner Gordon offered her his hand and helped her up. He decide it was best that he personally took her back to her class. It might also keep the media vultures at bay.

“I apologize about the confusion.” Gordon chuckled, “He’s just a tired man, who thought he was takign his daughter home. His sons will sort him out and make sure he sleep. I have no doubt about that.”

The moment she reached the class, Adiren hugged her.

“Are you okay?” He shouted.

Alix shoved him away, “Forget that! She flipped him!”

“Yeah!” Nino shouted, “How’d you do that?”

“Maman.” Mari answered

Her friends winced.

“Makes sense.” They all commented.

Marinette saw that the commissioner looked confused, “My mother taught me.”

“Ah.” he smiled, “Have a good rest of the night.”

Adrien, Kim, Alix, Max, Juleka, Nathaniel, Nino, and Chloe quickly checked over her.

“I’m okay.” Marinette smiled.

Chloe’s smile quickly turned into a frown, “It’s ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous for you to get kidnapped!”

“I’m not the one who wanted to come to the most crime ridden city in the United States.” Marinette commented.

Her group of friends glared at Lila and the others.

“That’s right!” Kim snarled.

“It’s their fault Marinette almost got kidnapped!” Ali screamed, pointing fingers at them.

“We said we should read up on the Rouges.” Nino claimed.

“I believe many cities were offered up as alternatives.” Max stated.

“Metropolis.” Nino called out.

“Los Angeles.” Nathaniel pouted.

“Star City!” Adrien whined.

“But no.” Chloe rolled her eyes, “Liar Rossi knows Batman.”

“He saved us!” Alya retaliated.

“No, Red Hood and Red Robin saved us!” Adrien exclaimed.

“Batman wasn’t here to assist us.” Max announced, “He did not appear before us and he did not speak to Lila in any way or form. He isn’t even here at this scene. Surely he would have spoke to his civilian aide, if she is that well known by the city.”

“Neither was Nightwing or Robin.” huffed Nino.

“Or Black Bat.” Juleka declared.

“Or Signal.” pouted Kim.

“Or BatGirl!” declared Alix.

The rest of the class shifted uncomfortably as the other group made sense, yet again. It was only by one vote that they had decide upon Gotham and now they were coming to regret it.

Bruce Wayne blinked his eyes open and looked around the room.

'I’m home. I don’t remember coming hime. How did I get here? Maybe Alfred or the boys know.’

Bruce got dressed for the day and descended to the dining hall for breakfast.

“Sir, I am going to tell you that you are banned from accessing the batcave and patrol for the next week.” Alfred announced, “You require a large amount of rest.”

'Am I sick? I don’t feel sick.’

Bruce looked around the table to see his eldest boys snickering. Damian on the other hand was glaring at him.

'So not sick.’

“What-” he began to ask.

Damian slammed his phone down in front of his father and pressed play. Bruce watched as he grabbed a young girl’s arm and attempted to drag her with him. They appeared to be at a crime scene. When they got close to the car, she grabbed his arm and flipped him onto his back.

'Well, that explains why my head hurts. Not a concussion, but close enough. Also explains why it looks like Damian is about to grab one of his katanas.’

“I don’t remember this.” Bruce stated.

“You were too tired.” Tim chuckled, “You always go on and on about how I need to sleep. Looks like your sleep demon finally caught up with you.”

“You claimed you were taking 'our sister’ home.” Dick smiled, “You claimed you must have hit your head because she wasn’t speaking English.”

Bruce groaned.

Damian grabbed his phone and sneered, “I had to explain you were nothing more than a sleep deprived buffoon and who you were. She’s a foreigner; she’s part of the class trip that you sponsored!”

Alfred set down a cup of coffee, a thermos, and some asprin in front of Bruce.

“Do becareful not to adopt anymore children today, Sir.” Alfred stated, leaving the room.

As Bruce left the room, Jason called out, “So how are we placing the bet? Two hours until we have a new sister?”

'It’s gonna be a long day.’

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