Smuts + Kinktober Masterlist
Ordered by: Fandoms, then themes (NSFW alphabets + HC's)
Structure: Group member, smutshot name, kinks in square brackets
SIDEMEN
Tobi TBJZL Brown
🔞"Charity Match" - [nail-marks, slight overstim + exhibitionism, rough sex]
Whereby as Tobi pulls his top of victoriously after the charity match, someone notices a few seemingly suspicious markings over his body...
🔞"GTA n BJ's" - [teasing, blowjob, slight exhibitionism , orgasm denial]
A oneshot story in which Tobi learns that teasing his girlfriend and expecting her not to retaliate is a bigger mistake than he could ever even begin to imagine...
Josh Zerkaa Bradley
🔞"Anniversary" - [car sex, teasing, rough sex, blowjob]
Happy anniversary! Too bad that whilst Josh tries to enjoy a romantic restaurant date, you're all too riled up and escalate the sexual tension across the table until the two of you can't stand it anymore- so much so that you don't even manage to make it home before you're naked
JJ KSI Olatunji
🔞"KSI NSFW alphabet" [litr everything]
🔞"Quarter-to" - [quickie, riding, desperate sex]
JJ just cannot keep it in his pants and wait until after dinner reservations to fuck you- can you need to race against time to get yourselves off and get to your that restaurant in time?
🔞"Seven Minutes in Heaven" - [teasing, exhibitionism, degrading, fingering, begging, orgasm denial, dumbification, orgasm denial]
Seven minutes. Locked in a cramped, confined closet with the man you'd been teasing all night, merciless to his touch for those savoured seven minutes where your friends can hear everything within those four thin, wooden walls.
Harry W2S Lewis
🔞W2S NSFW alphabet - [literally everything]
🔞"Threesome" - [praise x reader x degrade trope, threesome, drunk sex, grinding, blowjob, cunnilingus, overstim, implied double penetration]
W2s x reader x ChrisMD in a post-pub drunken mess of horny brains and hard cocks Part of [KINKTOBER]
🔞"Lockdown vids pt 1" - [Discord/Online sex, cunnilingus, exhibitionism, flirting]
You're too horny to wait for Harry to finish his recording with Chris, Will and Stephen, yet come to realise the consequences to the impatience of your actions... Part of [KINKTOBER]
🔞"Lockdown vids pt 2" - [Discord/online sex, degrading x reader x praise trope, mutual masturbation, ENF]
When Will and Chris catch you two fucking whilst on a Discord call, and just can't help but join... Part of [KINKTOBER]
🔞"Praise Kink" - [pwp, blowjob, praise, choking (on his cock), cum in mouth]
kinda porn without plot, just a short 800 word blurb detailing what it'd be like having Harry's cock in your mouth whilst he praises you <3
🔞"High on your Ford Mondeo" - [Drugs (smoking weed), High sex , outdoor sex, dry humping, desperate sorta sex, clitoral stimulation]
Lazy Summer night with your best friend spent smoking 🌿 on top of his ford mondeo, leading to acting on those desperate sexual inhibitions, even if that means fucking on the car roof in the middle of assfuck nowhere
ALL
🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - [cunnilingus, face-sitting, edging, praise, overstim, pain]
Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus
🔞"Getting their ass ate HC's"
super brief HC's of the SDMN getting their ass eaten
CHAOS CREW
George Clarkey
🔞"Rodeo Ride" - [Rodeo ride, implied drunk sex, begging, rough sex, hair-pulling]
Something about George riding that bull machine at the pub just looks so sinful, and the alcohol gives you an extra buzz of confidence when you're talking to him afterwards, leading to a good night with George...
🔞"Same Time." - [threesome, face-sitting, dp, blowjob, pussy-eating, vaginal penetration, kinda overstim, praise, degrading, drunk sex, kinda corruption kink, reader on the pill, unprotected sex, cum in pussy, cum on pussy, restraints, lil bit of choking, kinda forceful at times]
when stranded in a little village after a platform roulette with George Clarkey n ArthurTV leads to all three of you sharing a hotel room with one bed and loosened inhibitions... xtra long 6.1k wordcount and very smutty.
🔞"Hate Sex" - [Hate sex, penetration, mirror sex, degrading, hair pulling, no aftercare, rough sex, hickeying]
basically porn w/out plot, in which you hate George Clarkey yet somehow end up with him between your legs, fucking you like he's your worst enemy.
Arthur ATV Frederick
🔞"Submissive" - [sub!Arthur x dom!reader, riding, pwp (porn w/out plot), desperate sex, cunnilingus, dumbification, overstim, cocksitting/warming, begging]
🔞"Locked In" - [Exhibitionism, teasing, sexual tension, risk kink, begging, degrading, fingering, orgasm denial, no protection/pill, rough sex]
Xtra long 7.3k word smutshot set in S3 locked in house. Y/n is set the strenuous task of ignoring Arthur all day by Sugarlips - yet when Arthur realises this, he does everything in his power to break her... Will you successfully pass your challenge or succumb to Arthur's antics?
🔞"SuperMilker3000" - [toys, drunk sex, lowkey humiliation]
don't be scared by the title. Silly lil 800 word drabble on using a toy w Arthur... taken from my ArthurTV NSFW alphabet that's currently in the works!
🔞"Same Time." - [threesome, face-sitting, dp, blowjob, pussy-eating, vaginal penetration, kinda overstim, praise, degrading, drunk sex, kinda corruption kink, reader on the pill, unprotected sex, cum in pussy, cum on pussy, restraints, lil bit of choking, kinda forceful at times]
when stranded in a little village after a platform roulette with George Clarkey n ArthurTV leads to all three of you sharing a hotel room with one bed and loosened inhibitions... xtra long 6.1k wordcount and very smutty.
🔞"ArthurTV NSFW Alphabet"
🔞"Boxer" - [dry humping, hickeying, lots of making out]
In which Arthur has a certain predilection for the coach's daughter who is subsequently the first aid woman that drives him feral, especially after a boxing match whereby he's got a lot of pent up testosterone to take out...
Chris ChrisMD Dixon
🔞"ChrisMD NSFW alphabet" - [litr everything]
🔞"Threesome" - [praise x reader x degrade trope, threesome, drunk sex, grinding, blowjob, cunnilingus, overstim, implied double penetration]
W2s x reader x ChrisMD in a post-pub drunken mess of horny brains and hard cocks
🔞"Piercings" - [nipple piercings, rough sex, sadist mentions, dry humping]
in which gf!reader gets nipple piercings as a surprise for Chris, which leaves Chris battling his inner demons and resisting all urges to pull or touch those sensitive buds to see you scream whilst he pounds you | part of [KINKTOBER]
All
🔞"Eating Out HC's" - headcanons of what the Chaos crew would be like giving head
BETA SQUAD
King Kenny
🔞"Tinder Vid" - [belt restraints, doggy, loud, post-breakup sex, lingerie]
in which Y/n goes to a Sidemen Tinder shoot and finds herself face to face with her ex, Kenny, for the first time in a long time, yet there's no awkward break-up tension - no - instead, just sexual tension...
Sharky
🔞"Wet Dreamz" - [Kinda somnophilia, lazy sex, spoon sex, hickeys, lots of boob play, unprotected sex, wet dream, grinding, belly bulge, soft sex]
Lazy Sunday morning, waking up within Sharky's arms and realising he's dreaming about you, by the way you can feel him thrusting between your legs. Good thing it's a Sunday morning, and the two of you have plenty of time to live it out with one another...
🔞"t r a n s p a r e n t s o u l" - [smoking, kinda toxic sex, choking, dom!fem!reader, hickeying, dumbification (kinda)]
900 word blurb, toxic sex, sharky x cynic!reader, inspired by song "transparent soul" by Willow
All
🔞"Beta Squad Eating Out HC's" - headcanons of what the beta squad (+George🤭) are like as munches
YOUTUBERS+
Callum Callux McGinley
🔞"Callux NSFW alphabet" [litr everything]
Morgan AngryGinge13 Burtwistle
🔞"AngryGinge NSFW alphabet" - [litr everything]
Chris ChrisMD Dixon
🔞"ChrisMD NSFW alphabet" - [litr everything]
🔞"Threesome" - [praise x reader x degrade trope, threesome, drunk sex, grinding, blowjob, cunnilingus, overstim, implied double penetration]
W2s x reader x ChrisMD in a post-pub drunken mess of horny brains and hard cocks
🔞"Piercings" - [nipple piercings, rough sex, sadist mentions, dry humping]
in which gf!reader gets nipple piercings as a surprise for Chris, which leaves Chris battling his inner demons and resisting all urges to pull or touch those sensitive buds to see you scream whilst he pounds you | part of [KINKTOBER]
Josh TheBurntChip Larkin
☁️+🔞"TheBurntChip Dating HC's" - [face-sitting, thick girl, bedroom talk]
Headcanons of what he'd be like during sex - mix of SFW and NSFW
All
🔞YouTubers+ Eating Out HC's - what this lot'd be like between your legs 🙈
Will S2W Lenney
🔞"White Mustang" - [car sex, cunnilingus, no aftercare, rough, slight exhibitionism, humiliation & extortion]
When Will Lenney moves to Cusco, Peru as a mechanic in search of more business, but instead finds his attention reverted to his pretty neighbour who cant seem to stop blushing | 13k+ wordcount, xtra long, shy Peruvian!Reader x Mechanic!WillNE
James Jimbo Marriott
🔞"Rockstar Gf" - [blowjob, riding, hickeying, finishing inside reader, cute aftercare - brief sadism/masochism, praise (f!giving), n spit]
Getting back to the hotel room after a gig where he had his forearms exposed n sleeves ridden up showing forearm definition whilst he shredded his guitar - button down w the top two buttons un done, tie loosely hanging from around his collar ever so sluttily - thin sheen of sweat giving him an almost God-like glowing aura, running his hand through his mullet and shaking out the cropped locks so gloriously you could only watch and stare from backstage with your heartbeat between your legs...
AMP
Agent00
🔞"Possessive" - [Degrading, bites, hickeying, rough sex, mild exhibitionism (anyone could walk in and see), belly bulge, jealousy trope, spanking, slapping, spit, choking, creampie]
You flirted with Duke and Agent didn't like that. At all. So, as anyone logical would, he decides to take that out on your body
ALL
🔞"AMP eating out HC's" - Headcannons ab what the AMP (+JiDion) are like giving head
NSFW ALPHABETS
🔞"ChrisMD NSFW alphabet"
🔞"KSI NSFW alphabet"
🔞W2S NSFW alphabet"
🔞"Callux NSFW alphabet"
🔞"AngryGinge NSFW alphabet"
🔞"ArthurTV NSFW Alphabet"
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ᰔ C⃨h⃨i⃨p⃨ H⃨e⃨a⃨d⃨c⃨a⃨n⃨n⃨o⃨n⃨s⃨ ᰔ
ᰔ D⃨a⃨t⃨i⃨n⃨g⃨ ᰔ
His nickname for you is love, even though he calls everyone that when he says it to you. He seems it more in a loving way
“Hey love have you eaten today?”
“Love want to do a video with me, you know you want to”
Making you food for lunch or tea but sometimes it’s really good, and sometimes it’s very bad
Loves it when you play with he mullet
You and Callum always trying to see who could get chips attention(you always win obviously)
Sending you letters when your away for a trip or he’s doing a video out of country
Him commenting the weirdest shit on your Instagram photos
Iconicy/n posted
Iconicy/n thank for the letters chip 🫂 @theburntchip
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theburntchip mummy
theburntchip love come to (location) I got you a surprise 🍆🍆
⤷ Iconicy/n not needed Josh
Every time someone ask about you, his eyes just light up and he will talk about you for HOURS
Being a feature in fellas frequently but only because chip always text you
“I miss you love, can you come to the studio with food PLEASE 🙏 -lots of love chip”
You making fun of his lisp as a joke all the time, most times he gets upset and doesn’t speak for about five minutes until he misses you
You surprising him in videos Callum invited you to and his expression beams with excitement
Dates are always one Saturday nights at 6, if one is busy or out of country. Make it a zoom date
He loves you to bits and when in videos with sidemen he’s always all over you and when you’re looking back at the video. It makes you smile
Chip needs some love man like there is nothing with him 😭
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