#chill to reblog

[duskodair]

you know it's so sexy for käärija to have the second highest televote points in history. especially considering he's tied with Salvador Sobral, who has the highest Eurovision score in history. Especially when you remember that Salvador won a Eurovision with 42 countries, and Käärijä only had 37 (and the rest of the world). He's second only to Ukraine, whose record breaking televote was bolstered by international, political support, alongside their banging song (and having 40 countries in their Eurovision). There were 37 countries this year and every single fucking one of them voted for Finland if they could. It was crazy, it was party, that's his record and it's so sexy of him

[duskoscrawl]

Sanduhr voll Asche - a translation by @deckofmanymore of my fic Hourglass of Ash

Er sieht durch Augen, die nicht seine sind, auf eine Welt, die er nicht kennt. Zeit vergeht, doch er merkt nichts davon. Es fällt ihm gar nicht ein, dass er sich nicht an seinen Namen erinnert. Zeit vergeht, und die Welt zerfällt.

Elf Jahre eines Mannes, der nicht Bren ist, aber auch noch nicht Caleb. Elf Jahre der Stille, die dazwischen liegt.

It is such a delight and an honour to be able to tell you guys that there is now a German translation of my fic, Hourglass of Ash. Even if you are not fluent in German, it is not hard to see how well that Deckofmanymore has captured the feeling of this fic - and (!!) there's a wonderful bit where my playing with the word Vergessen in the original is completely elevated by seeing it surrounded by other Vergessens in their natural habitat. If you speak German, please do go and check out Deckofmanymore's work and leave lots of love for this wonderful work.

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

[isaacboulay]

[lurukifennecfox]

so, Amity Parkers fit in in gotham.

plus the city is so rich in ectoplasm it's almost like at home! in fact they probably only need their ecto-sups because it's so cursed.

the fear toxin works like caffeine for liminals. they found out accidentally while Wes was mid-rant and forgot his gas-mask like a dumbass he is.

Wes being Wes figured out the Bats identity in the first month since moving but he learned his lesson, kept his mouth shut and corkboard hidden safely in the realms having joined the Team Phantom a while ago.

Val visits some of her friends here sometimes, with the suit being part of her body now she's basically halfa-adjacent (she has suspicions she's one major near death experience away from actually becoming one) and she's getting major "Fuck-off it's my haunt" vibes from Crime Alley. maybe Red Hood's a ghost? not gonna check now.

Paulina is having emotions about Nightwing's ass and no one wants to hear them, curse liminal ability of ghost-speak.

all things considered? life is well. tho it might be a matter of time before the bats start getting annoying.

[skzms]

new and improved skcawk masterpost 🍆⊹˚

disclaimer 1 (because I know I will have to say this): this post isn't to be taken seriously. I am not objectifying them, I love and respect them so fucking much, this is just a stupid thirsty post. if you don't like it, simply don't interact. you will not come into my DMs and convince me that this is doing anyone any harm. people send them d*ath threats and stalk them. me making a horny post on my tumblr blog the world over is not that deep.

disclaimer 2: all dicks are good dicks 🗣️ we all have different preferences and different bodies and we love and support them all on skzms!!!

now without further ado ...

click here for the original ask and compendium and this post is dedicated to @hyunsvngs and her anon, who coined the term skcawk and who share my insane brainrot. happy 1 year on tumblr juno!!

if you can't see the posts it's likely that you have to log in to see them. also, any of these users might have deactivated or gone private or deleted their posts by the time you see this.

channie

channie's cock drives me fucking crazy because one day it looks itty bitty small, or a grower (like in this maniac fancam, these white pants, and the gym skz code [though he's bigger in that one], and this bulge), but then sometimes it looks so big and yummy (BST hyde park, another frame from gym skz code, this thunderous studio choom fancam [what a good day that was for skcawk]). he also loves to adjust it, so I like to think it's big but....

someone sent this to juno and we have not been the same since because we need more but

WHAT IS THE TRUTH, CHAN!!!! I need to know ...

minho

minho ... minho's cock is my roman empire. I think of it daily. it's big. daddy, it's so fucking big. here's a whole damn thread about it! and another one!

and lino-ssi wears a dance belt most of the time, but sometimes he's a COLOSSAL FUCKING SLUT (affectionate) and just ... lets it HANG. Like in the video to end all videos. And the video to end all videos forever and ever.

and even if it's not super obvious it's just always there (when he's dancing, practising, or just ... existing). Bulging in his pants. Or even fucking bOUNCING. Straining, wanting to be freed. Let me free him.

changbin

binnie ... my thick, heavy, yummy binnie ... looks similar to jisung's! on the bigger side of average!!!! and looking heavy and like it wants to be sucked :( look at it! I need it. Really badly. This video - everyone always think it's the thing sticking up but that's just his zipper but the real thing is earlier in the video fucking JIGGLING!! and nobody ever talks about it!!!

because we don't have that much have this and also this bonus vid that makes my fucking coochie throb. you're welcome.

hyune

mommy hyune is fucking packing. big, big dick. loves to bulge through his fucking pants (like in skz family hnng, toy world fanmeet, this legendary grab during taste) and also move as if it has a mind of its own (dance live, this vlog, this dance practice, another dance practice, ON STAGE and this fucking group live oh my god it's STARING AT ME)

here's a whole thread! and another!

jisung

the edit that started it all because han jisung can't stop touching his dick. i may be biased (ha) but my god, his is my absolute fav. big, but not too big, thick and cute and probably so, so pretty. also looks so good through his pantssss (like on stage here, or in that japan challenge video). In this Studio Choom Thunderous fancam it's not the thing sticking up, but it's just ... swinging ... same as here, on the stage for La4. It looks so good (yes I posted that just so I could attach it here. you're welcome)

felix

on the smaller to average size and it's so, so cute it makes me want to be violent. Loves to make an appearance on stage (maniac tour, maniac tour again, at fanmeets, during kingdom! and MORe on stage, againand AGAIN, felix put it away!!!!!! jk please don't i love it) 10/10 I love it, wanna swallow it down HARD until he cries.

seungmin

seungmin. 2min are officially bick cock racha because look at tHIS THING. he hides it well but I'm assuming he's packing.

innie

innie cawk :( come home, innie cawk :( the most elusive of them all, honestly. we have this yummy pic of his bulge, and this hint of a dick print :( i want MORE.

I'll be updating this as I find more stuff ✌️🍆

[tallymali]

idk who needs to hear this but consensual kink also applies to online interactions which means maybe dont add your little kinky monologues to random peoples posts because they didnt consent to that!!!!!!

[teaboot]

if ur a murderbot nerd now do u have any fun opinions abt it yet?

Oh my goddd you have no idea

I really, really, really like Murderbot because it comes at life with this perspective we don't often see that is very real among people who have already been through traumatic experiences, who developed skills and abilities to suvive that were once useful but no longer have context- that search that traumatized people go through to recalibrate and reorient ourselves in a world where we no longer really need those things to survive.

A bit personal here, but my own issues personally involved a lot of psychological abuse that made it difficult to trust my own perceptions of reality, and as a result I found I was very easy to lie to and manipulate.

To handle this, I became obsessive over writing things down, cataloging details and making notes of things as they happened- I'd carry recording devices and make audio recordings and stay up late at night to transcribe what they'd picked up, read those over and over again to reassure myself of things I wasn't certain about.

While doing this, there were others close to me that I felt responsible for, who I had to protect from others and protect myself from at the same time. Life was about two things: Evidence, and defusing threats

Over time, I learned to trust myself as my memories matched what had been recorded where their narrative didn't, but I never really kicked the habit. Like Murderbot, I had added something to my own programming that reassured me I was safe, that I was in control of myself, that I couldn't be mistaken or crazy or broken or used.

I'm only on book two, but already I see myself in Murderbot again. No spoilers here, but when I left home- left that dangerous context- I didn't need to repeat these patterns to survive anymore, but I still did, because I didn't know anything else anymore. It felt safe, comfortable, knowing knowing that the past couldn't repeat itself, because I'd written that flaw- blind trust in myself-  out of my programming and replaced it with something else.

Still, though, I'd become something specially suited to thrive in a very specific environment. Nothing else felt right like followinghigh-risk situations, like witnessing and watching and recording and knowing I had proof of the truth where others might not.

People took notice. I wound up in security by accident, but's an environment that I thrive in due to the same patterns and behaviours I originally developed when I had no other choice. I climbed the ladder pretty quickly, once supervisors caught on that my reports were the most accurate, most objective, most factual, detail-oriented and timely. I keep others and myself safe and prioritize public safety above all else, and I perform well under pressure

Now I'm in a position where I often wonder, do I enjoy this job, or is it just what I'm good at? I have a set of skills now, but do I have the option of choosing not to use them? What would I be, if not this? Could I be anything else? Can Murderbot be anything else?

It has a set of skills that set it apart, make it different, special. It does what it knows best. But is it free? Does it want to be? What does it want? Does it have to do what it was built to do? What if it didn't?

I know what I'm good for. The idea of deliberately leaving what I'm good for for something uncertain, that I might hate, that I might be useless at- the choice to give up what was so important to me for so long and become deliberately obsolete?

Let go of my entire purpose? The only thing I know, that I fit so well into but don't actually know if I enjoy? Now that I can choose? Now that enjoyment is a luxury I can afford to consider?

Yeah, that resonates.

I like the Murderbot series so far because it feels the way I feel: Like the most significant and formative part of my story, the part where I became what I am, has already happened

And now I have to just. Keep going

Into... what?

It feels absurd. Like a microwave giving up on reheating food and deciding to start a life around abstract dance.

So, uh. Yeah. It's really very wild to see this same philosophical-ish dilemma I've been digging over in the back of my mind and in therapy for the last forever laid out so plainly in a genuinely exciting and enjoyable story like this. I feel much less alone, and I... kind of really need to see how it resolves, I think.

So, uh. Yeah. Read Murderbot, I guess

[kalofi]

5 seconds without nanami’s attention he starts blowing shit up

extra:

[genderkoolaid]

still fucking pissed about the way im being treated by my professor. she basically told me to my face that my trans experiences & opinions were too advanced and complicated for our class, & that she had to teach them the basics...

and what exactly are those basics? cis people. cis experiences. cis opinions. this is not intersectionality. "basic feminism" should not mean white cis feminism. & i feel like she is projecting onto my classmates, many of whom seem very interested in what I have to say. one cis boy in my class even tried raising questions about nonbinary people based on those in his life, and she shut him down because she refused to understand what he was talking about. she's just fucking obsessed with her idea of feminism while trying to feel like an intersectional ally yet the minute ANYONE brings up trans people when she doesn't want them to, she throws a little fit.

just. when exactly are cis people supposed to learn about us? i am used to having to explain transness to cis people. i am willing to do that! i am willing to simplify it if need be! but cis adults & older teens can handle being challenged a little bit. in fact I'd say it's pretty healthy for them to be introduced to trans theory as part of their introduction to feminism, especially in an age where transness is a major part of the ongoing culture war. but noooo god forbid this cis woman's ego is challenged in the slightest. god forbid i have an original thought about gender that i didn't get from her fucking textbook

[txttletale]

talking about lancer with lancer fans is like if hannibal still ate those people but the show portrayed this as and the creator in interviews talked about him being a well intentioned guy just trying to be a good therapist and doing his best in a crazy world. and if you ever brought up that you thought it felt dissonant that the show's idea of a well intentioned therapist doing his best was a guy that kills and eats people then fans of the show smugly roll their eyes and say "well, obviously he's not supposed to be a perfect therapist, if he didn't have flaws there wouldn't be any conflict in the show"

[duskodair]

less complaining, more Keyleth appreciation, please. bc look at her go. look at her standing up and smashing that aramente. look at her crumbling into ash every time she becomes an earth elemental, scaring the shit out of her loved ones. she is an icon. I adore her

[duskoscrawl]

You're Not Flawed, Darling (You're Just a Little Under-Rehearsed) - The Witcher S3

Jaskier and Vespula fight weekly. Their neighbours are not impressed

A fic for June! The dynamic these two had for the brief bit of time we saw them compelled me. They both seem like theatre bis with an open relationship and a need to have big public fights (and then come inside to gossip afterwards). It makes Jaskier look non threatening to Philippa and Dijiskra as well, so double win

[sunnysaystuff]

there. did you see that? I just reblogged a jegulus post. and then...and then I reblogged a jily post.

let it sink in.

it's possible. please STOP throwing hate at people who ship jegulus exclusively (or jily exclusively, except they don't get NEARLY as much hate as the people who ship jegulus exclusively...) !! you're turning off people who ship both jily and jegulus to the fandom on the whole, and even jily!!

(I love jily SO much! I love jily more than I love jegulus, but I really hate what some of the jily fandom has become.)

[simplepotatofarmer]

if i'm honest, the mcyt fandom has the biggest case of 'except for the acceptable target' syndrome. they'll make posts about 'handling cringe' but make it clear the acceptable cringe is not dsmp fans or dream fans. they'll talk about growth and nuance and change but it's never applied to the people they hate. bullying is wrong, of course, unless you're 'driving out' the dream fans.

there is always an exception to any of these statements, there's always someone who you're allowed to treat poorly and i really hope one day the fandom can move away from that and be kinder.

[r-aindr0p]

Glam metal Idia ✨️

And actually the second time I draw him in a glam outfit heehee. That concludes the lil' drawings of my faves in outfits from different musical scenes

Well, almost..

Country Rook take me home jumpscare

I put way too much effort in this joke no way I'm rendering this

+lil bonus of all of the faves, rook is casually comitting country crimes and got banned from many states