#child yj

[hug-kiss-marry-kill]

[encantadiafan12]

Muzan Kibutsuji x Lord of Chaos! Female! Reader

The Lady of Chaos

Warnings: Torture, Gore, and Attempted murder.

(A/N: One-sided on Muzan’s side.)

Two floating red Crystal came down to Earth going near to a nearby skyscraper in Metropolis and of course not until sending a wave of red energy. Afterwards the two separated one to a museum of Metropolis and the other to mine. The second crystal thing then came to the mine coming across an Adamant or diamond to which she molded using a beam of red energy transforming it into a diamond-adamant wolf. When it makes contact. The crystal then took the form of human girl of 18 years old. She wears a school uniform not without a fire emblem on collar of her blazer, she has pale skin, black hair, and red eyes.

“Hello, I would like to express my appreciation. Thank you for being my anchor in the mortal plane.” she says before patting the wolf on it's head as it howl. “I shall call you Ares.” the girl says before she then gets out of the cave with the diamond-adamant wolf following behind her. The black-haired girl then raises her hand before snapping her fingers. Before it then sends to her different world, a world so different than the dimension she, the other Lords of Chaos, and Lords of Order to maintain the balance within the universe.

She then appears in another world in the streets she believe in one country with the diamond-adamant wolf (who was her familiar) was following behind her.

The thing then looks at her before drool comes out of it's mouth. “Another human. My day would just get even more better.” it spoke before it then proceeds to attack her. However, the diamond-adamant wolf immediately caught with his jaw. The female Lord of Chaos then looks at her familiar. “Ares, eradicate this mortal.” she commands as she watches as the diamond-adamant wolf then tramples of on the monster before it starts screaming before Ares then puts an end to it's life. The female Lord of Chaos then looks around the house not until she founds a mirror. She then looks at herself. When she saw the form she's in, she giggles. “I like this form.” She says before she noticing something. “Y/n....” she mutters which is the on the letters written on the table. She then smiles she seems to like the name. “I like it. I'll call myself; Y/n.” she then says as her familiar let out a howl at that.

Meanwhile...

A man with sickly pale skin, he has coal black hair, he wears western clothing, a fadora hat, and his eyes were plum red. This man is Muzan Kibutsuji; the Demon King. He then hears a howl of a wolf from far away. This is odd he doesn't remember hearing wolves around.

He then follows where the sound leads to. Muzan found himself on a temple right outside was a woman the age of 18 right next to her was a wolf that seem to be made out of crystals. The woman then turns around to face him. “My, my I didn't expect that someone has come around to know what happened.” she says in a fake curious tone.

The Demon King could tell she's not Japanese as she was wearing Western clothing and a fire emblem on the collar her blazer with a red diamond on the center. However, Muzan could tell she's a regular human but what he didn't know that this girl is neither human or demon. Something fundamental as looks can be deceiving.

The woman in front of him then made an eye contact with him. Her eyes were red which is unusual from a human. The Demon King was about to approach as she seems to be foolish on being alone. However, she knew what he was about to do before she then chuckles. She then snaps her fingers and he then stabbed him by when she traps him in a trunk of tree. The fake smile she had on her face then turn into a sinister one.

Muzan then notices something off about this woman. She doesn't smell like neither human and demon. She's something much more. Y/n then looks at her familiar. “Ares, eradicate this mortal accordingly.” she then commands. The Demon King then notices something. Did she just call him mortal? The Demon King immediately free himself and attack the woman with his might. Muzan grab the woman's neck and lift her from the ground. “Mortal, you say?” He coldly says before showing his true nature. “Yo-You?” Y/n says with a hint of excitement into her voice.

The female Lord of Chaos then raises her hand before snapping her fingers as she vanished from where she was making Muzan surprise. The wolf then tramples on him he tries to get out but it seems too strong. The woman then appears right next to her familiar. “My, my how interesting. You're quite similar to someone I have known.” she then says as she places her hand under her chin looking rather curious. Y/n pretty much refers to Vandal Savage who have been living for 12 millennia or so.

“Well, almost.” She says before she then raises her hand as bright energy was already around it as that made the Demon King surprise. She then fires a spell on him causing him to grunt and scream. Y/n let's out a sinister smile enjoying the pain she's inflicting. Her familiar already jumped off him when she starts torturing Muzan. The Demon King then looks at her, when he did she has a sinister smile on her face as she continues to torture him. This never happened to him before. Him the King of Demons was tortured by a being that is neither human or demon? Why him?!

After a few more moments she then stop. Y/n watch as Muzan was trying to steady his breathing. She then remembers on how Klarion spent 300 days and 300 nights on killing Vandal Savage in 300 different ways the past millennia which intrigued him. The Demon King then looks at her. “Wh-what are you?” he stutters out as the woman in front of him then smirk before she then approaches him. Y/n kneels down in front of him before she then grab his chin. “If you want to know. Then you'll have your answer. I am a being that had long exist ever since the universe was created.” she tells him as Muzan look at her in shock.

Muzan gave her a confused look making the female Lord of Chaos chuckle darkly. “How pathetic...” She says in an amusing way. “Who are you?” The Demon King asks again. Y/n then smirks. “Ever since coming around here. I do not have an appropriate name but I already do. I call myself; Y/n.” she introduces herself to Muzan.

The Demon King really chose the wrong target as he finds himself at the mercy of this being in front of him. The woman was about to do something before she then hears something in her head. ‘Let’s proceed with our plan, sister.’ a female voice says as that made Y/n widen her eyes slightly in shock but before it then shifts back to her sinister smile. She then stood up before making her way to join her familiar. The female Lord of Chaos then looks at Muzan one more time before she then smirks as she then snaps her fingers. When she did, she and the wolf disappear in a bright red energy.

Meanwhile back in the dimension where Y/n came from....

She and Ares then appears in some kind of wooded area. Y/n notices someone else a blonde-haired girl but she immediately recognize her. They both look at one another. The black-haired girl then snaps her fingers creating dimensional riffs to the world she stumbled upon but it was rather something different.

In the Dimension of Demon Slayer...

The Demon Slayers were currently in the Infinity Fortress to have a final battle with the Twelve Kizuki. However they along with the Demons sense something as riffs then opens. One of the Demon Slayer's widen her eyes. This woman is actually not from this dimension as her eyes widen at the place. “Roanoke Island.” she mutters under her breath while watching what's going on. This woman is none other Alice Blood; the Reincarnation of Jason Blood and Morgan Le Fay’s eldest daughter. What she didn't know everyone else is watching as things unfold in the other riffs.

The black-haired woman then creates a magical ritual circle with her magic. Y/n then turns to look at Child. “Proceed sister.” she says as the blonde-haired girl nod. Child then approaches her familiar whom she called Flaw. “If you would obliged me....” She says as the crystal like being kneels in front of her before she then flicks it's forehead sending a signal to another Chaos Lord who disappointed them and the other Chaos Lords.

Moments later....

A boy or what appears to be a teenage boy appear moments later holding a cat as he narrows his eyes at the two females as they gave him sinister smile. He hair style what resemble to be horns, pale skin, wears a black suit but the cuffs of his sleeves were red with a red diamond on both sides, and he has black eyes. Alice then widens her eyes. “K-Klarion?!!” she says in surprised. No wonder why the aura coming from the two is so similar to the Witch boy's. They were both Chaos Lords. One Chaos Lord is bad enough but adding two more to the mix is complete disaster.

“I know why you're here and it's so not necessary.” Klarion starts. “Were here because you have made our presence... necessary.” Y/n then informs emphasizing the word “necessary”. The witch boy scoff at that. “Please! You think the oppositions new arrangements can shift the balance of power down here, but we go through all these ups and downs all the time. I don't need back up, I don't need you two, or your two sparkles over there.” Klarion says but to some Demon Slayers and Demons who are watching everything through the riffs could see it's not the case.

“You’re confused. We're not here to help you.” Child starts allowing Y/n finish. “We’re here to replace you.” she says as that made Klarion look surprise. “What?” he mutters. “Right after we de-corporealize you.” The black-haired Lord of Chaos then says as that made the witch boy even more surprise. “Ending your existence in the Mortal Plane forever.” The blonde-haired girl then finishes. “What?!!” Klarion says even louder. While the Demon Slayers and the Demons in the Infinity Fortress were shock about what they are hearing. In fact, the Demon King was shock as well.

To Alice she doesn't want to deal with two Chaos Lords as Klarion is already worse enough when she was back in her dimension. “It’s not just the latest thing of course. That's simply the last straw.” Y/n says allowing Child to finish her sentence. “It’s the way you spent the past dozen millennia or so.” she then says as both her and the other Lord of Chaos then narrow their eyes. “Acting as lapdog to the Savage.” they both say at the same time. Everyone in the Infinity Fortress were confused on what they meant but the Daughter of Jason Blood knew. The Witch boy then narrows his eyes in denial. “I’m not anyone's lapdog. We're partners.” he says as that made the blonde-haired girl then tilts her head. “Are you though? Are you really?” she asks as if she doesn't believe him. “It seems to us you do his bidding. Despite the fact his clearly stated long term goal is to bring the entire galaxy under his sole rule.” Y/n then continues the explanation. “He’s all but a Lord of Order, himself.” the two females says at the same time.

Those in the Infinity Fortress were surprise. This Vandal Savage wants rule the entire galaxy while Alice is not surprise as she had faced against Savage and his faction; mainly the Light. Of course, Muzan was surprise about this as well.

Klarion starts to reason out. “But look what we've done together. I made a whole world without grownups, I made a Project Rutabaga of Flesh monsters that was really gross. Oh, and there's that whole Earth-17 fiasco.” he then says but only when his familiar and of course Anchor correct him. “Success. They knew I meant success.” he then says. Jason Blood’s only daughter than shudder at the things the Witch boy did as he gave her and her friends a very hard time. The others seem to not like about having a world without grownups could you imagine that? They were all snap out of their thoughts when Child spoke. “No, I think fiasco is the appropriate term. In fact, your entire tenure on Earth has been quite the fiasco.” she then says making Klarion frown. Y/n then raises her hand. “That ends now.” She finishes the sentence before firing bright red fire. However Klarion managed to dodge it.

Moments later someone came around the others were so glued to the fight between the Klarion and 2 of his fellow Chaos Lords to even notice. Alice then notices Zatana Zatara one of her close friends. “Zatana?” she then mutters. “Die you pathetic knock off!!!” the Witch boy says before firing a bright red blast but only to be block by Flaw and Ares. “We are rubber in your goop.” The blonde-haired girl then says in a sing song-tone.

Right after dodging the attack the two females fires a blast against Klarion only for him to put up a barrier but it wasn't strong enough to block the attack of the two. “How are you two so powerful?” he asks as that made the two female Chaos Lords amused. “Brother...” Child starts as both hers and the black-haired girl’s familiar move to the side. “Isn’t it obvious? We're powerful because we are not fighting with our powers alone.” She then adds. “You’re not facing 2 Chaos Lords.” Y/n then adds as both her and the blonde-haired girl then smirk. “We have all the Chaos Lords in our corner.” The two females says at the same time. “And together we'll banish you to ushering a new age of chaos in this world.” They both say before they then proceed to deliver another blast towards the Witch boy.

Klarion then teleports away creating a portal saying something that the others couldn't understand. The daughter of Jason Blood then notice that the blast are about to hit her friend. She then creates a portal back to her home dimension before creating her own riffs as they can't enter the ones that Y/n created. Alice then enters the portal as the other Demon Slayers mainly the remaining Hashira, the Twelve Kizuki, Yushiro, and Muzan go right through. The magic user was able to get to get friend in time.

Before Zatana could say anything the blast was to make their way towards them. They both said a spell which not only creates a barrier around them but also moves the blast so it wouldn't hit any of them.

The Daughter of Jason Blood then looks at her friend. “Zatana, are you okay? And what are you doing here?” she then asks on why one of her close friends is here in Roanoke Island. The female sorceress then sighs as the Demon Slayers and the Demons along with Muzan look at her confused as well. “Someone sent me here that why I see is not as it was.” she then reveals as that made Alice frown on who sent her here. “I wouldn't be surprise that if it's Stranger anyway. Who is a close acquaintance to my father; Jason Blood.” she then says as Tanjiro looks confused.

However, the daughter of Jason Blood then narrows her eyes. “You know, I wouldn't say anything else because somebody is going to use it against us later.” she says referring to the Demons. Alice does have a feeling her father would come around as Etrigan the Demon; a devil demon of hell who is stuck to him.

They then diverted their attention to back the fight. After firing two blasts Klarion appear through a portal making the two girls surprise as they both scream as the Witch boy cut them in half. Seeing that some of them want to vomit at what they just saw. The Demon King was even more shock. “*laughs* Got you two.” Klarion says but he along with the others then watch as the bodies of both halves of the two female Chaos Lords then remerge. The two then look at the Witch boy. “Was our scream convincing? We try to put what the mortals call them into it.” Y/n then says in amused tone. Klarion growls in frustration. “No, I wasn't fool for a second,” he then looks at his cat. “Was I Teekl?” he asks his familiar before he meowed. “Who asked you!!” The Witch boy yells out. Child then raises her hand before she then snaps her fingers as the flames around them then combined. To Alice and Zatana they knew this spell it was particularly fire serpents. The flames then merge turning into a serpent. “Not fair...” Klarion then mutters before the flaming entity devour him as both the female Chaos Lords watch feeling satisfied.

The Demon Slayers, the Demons, and of course Muzan look horrified. So this is the power of these three?

Timeskip....

It was during the final confrontation with the two female Chaos Lords. The others (Demon Slayers, Demons, Muzan, Yushiro, Zatana, and her students) along with Klarion and Dr. Fate fought against the two Chaos Lords however the two seem to weaken quite a bit after they lost support from the other Chaos Lords. The Demon King was staring at Y/n throughout the fight as they fought against one another. Even though, she nearly try to kill him months prior and in her case was hours ago. He had to admit she was very powerful, but at the same time beautiful for a being who existed during the very beginning of the universe although the diamond-adamant wolf she has as a familiar was keeping her on the mortal plane.

One of Zatana’s student is about to attack Y/n. The Demon King ran his way towards her and took the hit surprising everyone. The female Chaos Lord is shock as well. She then approaches Muzan who pretty much she didn't notice in his combat form as they both made an eye contact with one another. “I never expect that coming from a mortal like you.” she then says.

The remaining Upper Moons were surprised. Their master protected a Chaos Lord but the Demon King doesn't care if anyone is watching them. Muzan had fallen in love with Y/n, but knowing her she would think of him as foolish.

The fight then continue however the two female Chaos Lords ended up getting blind by their arrogance that someone is able to figure out the weakness of their Anchors. Traci, one of Zatana’s student fire to spells which not only hit the two familiars of the Y/n and Child. It also destroyed them as a result the two glow bright red and turn to their original form as a crystal. The Demon King was horrified to see the woman he fallen in love with him return back to where she came from. Muzan then grabs the adamant that was used for Ares as he looks at it.

The Demon King then realizes that he won't be able to see her again as her anchor was the only thing that was keeping her to the Mortal Plane. Of course, she won't be able to know what he felt.

[plutonicbees]

imagine ur tim drake, it's the anniversary of ur mother's funeral, christmas eve, and you're absolutely shitting ur pants bc you let your teammate feed you the crabcakes they made

you're absolutely going through it, and then u find out that doomsday (not the villain) is coming in the form of a meteor. u try to call batman and he's off planet. u call up nightwing's team and they're dealing with their own battle. there's nobody to help so you and your team go to fuckin,, fight an evil meteor. one of your friends is writing a will. you're all ready to die (you're ready to reunite with your mother).

and then fucking santa comes and waves hi and your team tries to tell him to watch out and then the evil meteor crashes into his sleigh and fucking explodes him and the reindeers in a glorious gory death

man. what are you doing next christmas eve.

[ghostboidanny]

I've seen a few times in Dp x DC fics when Danny is first introduced to the Justice League and meets Captain Marvel, that they both know the other is actually a kid and not an immortal being, but pretends to be old friends so as to not be outed and tricks the JL together.

Now I bring you, neither of them know the other is a kid and both Actually think the other is immortal but still somehow ends up pretending to be besties. How? Time travel.

This is their actual first meeting, but in the future, Danny will time travel back to the past and meet past Champions of Magic. Billy, as the current Champion of Magic, has inherited the knowledge of these meetings, but thinks they happened chronologically = Phantom is immortal. So he use that knowledge to bullshit his way into pretending he's been all those old Champions and greets Danny as an old friend to sell his Old as Shit act before the JL.

Danny in turn doesn't know about those past meetings but he Does know about time travel. So when Captain Marvel greets him like an old friend and start recounting their different meetings throughout history, Danny assumes he's gonna time travel and do all those things one day (accurately). But he's pretending to be immortal, not a time traveling teen, and so has to pretend that he Totally Remembers That One Time In Greece, Yup!

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 172

So the team might be a bit lost. And a bit in danger. And were separated but have at least fixed that. 

But it’s definitely not their fault right? After all, you can’t expect anything when fighting Klarion! But uh, there’s something big approaching through the green and floating things, like big enough to make waves, and no one wants to get anywhere close to whatever it is. 

Danny- newly molted into his adult ghost-form- just wants to say hello to his sort-of cousin’s friends, and would like to also get them away from the deep area of the Zone where the beings would not be afraid to nab a living being for a collection or two. 

[nelkcats]

Conner Phantom, learning to live

It had been a few years since Vlad and Danny had stopped being enemies, years since Amity had been at peace with the ghosts. Danny spent his days teaching his children (he assumed they were his children) about well, everything.

Dan and Ellie had prefabricated knowledge, the halfa couldn't quite get it, but the point was that while they knew who was the creator of the chemistry, they had no idea how to do 2 + 2, so he made it his homework to fill in all the gaps.

No one at Amity blinked at the 30-year-boy-who-was-actually-12 and the 15-year-girl-who-was-actually-4, Danny guessed they had gotten used to the weirdness. One day, Vlad called and pointed out that someone had entered his database a few months ago (apparently he checked his digital security very little when he didn't make "evil" plans) and they had stolen the plans for the cloning capsule. Danny had a bad feeling.

Of course, it was after a month of searching that he found out about Lex Luthor's little "project." To say that he was angry was an understatement; he found the poor Superboy being mind controlled. He felt sad when he remembered Ellie's situation and well, he ended up stealing a clone child and destroying some laboratory. Like old times.

The world did not know of Phantom; Amity was suspicious, almost jealous that their protector could be taken away if they said a word, so they didn't say anything out of the city. It's not like the League did anything when they called. Danny didn't care, less tedious meetings and contingency plans for him. Besides, he wasn't excited about going back to the field if he didn't have to, as long as Amity was safe, the world could be destroyed for all he cared.

He wondered if spending too much time with Dan was affecting him, but in the end he dismissed the thought. Upon arriving home, Superboy had woken up and was being interrogated by the Phantoms. He chose his name to be Conner (sounds good apparently) and agreed to take classes to fill in the gaps of knowledge, just like Ellie, he seemed uncomfortable with the gaps.

The poor boy looked uncomfortable, waiting for the other shoe to drop, but it never did. After finding out whose clone he was, he wondered if they would take him to Superman, but Danny just snorted. By the end of the week, Conner was a Phantom, and he was fine with that. Danny even told him that he could live normally if he wanted to, and the boy happily accepted the offer. Conner didn't want to be a hero, at least not that early, and Danny was happy with his decision.

Danny frowned thinking of all the heroes who would say that is "selfish" for someone with power to not to use it. But he believed that they were doubly selfish. Being a teenage hero wasn't fucking easy. He hugged Conner, welcoming him to the family and within days, the whole town already knew about him (they also knew whose clone he was, but they didn't really care, they weren't snitching).

Curiously, it was Tim Drake who noticed the strange family visiting Gotham (a 23-year-old seemed to be berating a 30-year-old for stealing tires, he snorted at the irony). However he froze when he saw Clark?, but much younger, speaking in Kryptonian and laughing. He called a meeting in the batcave and tried to call the family, but as soon as they saw the expression in his face they vanished from sight.

Hell, he needed to report it to Bruce.

[faceless-ghostt]

well... welcome back to Meme redraw hell ig. Pt 5

will these ever end? idk, probably ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

(references and rambles under the cut)

I'm still not completely happy with how I draw Thad but I'm getting there slowly, incredibly slowly. Same with Kon, he's not there yet but he's much closer. and I swear that isn't the usual outfit I draw him in, I swear I can do better ToT

Mindless rambles about my struggles with designs aside I've been trying to post more, mainly to get me back in the habit of drawing, but I am working on a larger, not large, but larger project that may or may not have to do with a Young Justice 98 and FNAF mash up and one of the characters is absolutely fucking me over. So I'm just doing easy drawings until my brain agrees with my arms enough to actually draw what I want to draw. I don't think these drawings are things I'll put on the Internet because they are just random drawings, but I'll probably share them to the YJ98 discord server. but I personally think this is a fun AU I am currently making and it will be forced on the world soon, kicking and screaming.

idk why I'm even rambling, probably because it's 2:30 in the morning and my brain is melting from multiple weeks of shitty sleep but ajdgakudgshsixhsv

uh, shameless plug moment, Join the YJ98 discord server that is pinned on my profile, it's fun and great and I want to yap with more YJ fans!

[tootalltech]

every day i miss yj klarion so so much. no one’s doing it like him. he’s as old as the universe itself yet also maybe about 15. he is incredibly bloodthirsty. he’s arguably the most powerful character in the show but hangs out with random earth villains on zoom about once a week just bc. he has a cat whom he loves more than anything. he’s referred to as “witch boy” half the time despite being a literal god. he almost definitely knows every language in existence but can’t get english phrases right leading to him saying things like “holy carp!” and “see ya later, avocados!” like an old cartoon character. he’s completely unpredictable and very dangerous yet somehow apparently the tamest of his “siblings”. he even wears eyeliner. i want him back.

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

Give me Lex Luther and Tim Drake being passive aggressive frenemies.

Them meeting at galas and bragging about whose company is doing better at the moment. I want Tim to be an absolute menace to Lex. it’s his pastime, if Lex Luther there he’s messing with him. And Lex just hates that a 17 year old is messing with him and only him! They get back at each other, start rumors about each other, degrade the others tech on live tv. It’s great, I can just imagine Tim at a gala with Clark (don’t ask why idk) and they have this interaction

Clark: “oh look, it’s Lex Lurther….” >:|

Tim: *excited gasp* “Lex Luther!!” :D

Clark is so confused like that’s a villain? Why are you happy to see him? He’s done bad things??? And Tim is just happy that he gets to mess with Lex during this boring gala.

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it’s a delightful Au to think about, the interactions would be just 🤌

[hijinxinprogress]

Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌ 

Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅

The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’) 

Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’ 

And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you’re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him

Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open

But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason

[transsongtaewon]

I think it's so fun that Han Yoojin and Song Taewon put all three of their braincells together to come up with a name for a cute little sheep and all of them suck.

[catwouthats]

I feel like such a basic bitch for liking young Justice 98 and Justice League international now that I’m more in tune with the DC comics community…

“Oh Bart Allen and Guy Gardner are some of my favorites.” Yeah. Of course they are; I’m a basic dumb ass….

Okay to be fair: Anita Fite is my true favorite, but she doesn’t have any comics outside of yj so it’s hard-

[sing-me-under]

Look. Look. I still like Batfam. I think it’s fun and interesting and I like fandoms where the fans are actively engaging with each other…. I also think they need their own goddamn tag and needs to stop intruding into the rest of DC and even just straight up comics Batfam. Fanon Batfam just needs to be rebranded and be its own thing because if it is not its own thing, then I suffer trying to find literally anything DC that is not Batfam-centric. Y’all are fucking insufferable and need to keep your echo chamber contained.

Let me read fanfics based on the canon characterizations.

[lottiesacolyte]

yes, the lesbian representation in yellowjackets is very important to me, but what’s even more special is the representation of girls with debilitating mommy issues

[whalehouse1]

Thinking about how Kon will be in the next season of MAWS and I’m just begging he’s somewhat canon compliant or drawn from YJ or RotS, because Lois and Clark really cannot afford my adding another Superboy to my au.

[ravenpureforever]

The opinion Clark is Superboys dad should hsve been aborted before it ever became a twinkle in someone's eye

Yeah you see personally I’m not ready for parenthood in anyway if I found out that someone made a 16 year old with half my dna while I was dead and that 16 year old didn’t even have a name and was living in a government lab I’d at least make the effort to be involved in his helping him set up a non-superhero related personal life and not be involved with the ethically dubious lab that created him, you know?

I’m not saying he has to be full on dad and I’m not saying he was this terrible monster to Superboy, I’m just saying he could stepped a lot more in a lot of ways and he didn’t and because he’s Superman, paragon of goodness and doing the right thing and helping others, and Superboy was actively exploited by other adults in his life rather publicly and homeless at one point is shall we say a bad look

He doesn’t have to be full on “I’m your dad let’s go out for ice cream son” but the fact he had a kid related to him at the very least very publicly dating a much older woman and didn’t have an actual name until like a year into his existence is a very much you could have stepped up at the very least as a mentor a lot more, Clark

Also being a dad isn’t the only way you can be there for someone

Peace and love, anon