#chewing on my wall

[nolongeryisang]

I finished an Evervale slowburn. Look at me in the eyes do I look normal? exactly I am so normal I am sane I do not need to seek any clinical help.

[jacaerysvelaryonn]

god there is just something about the umbrella academy season one that is just. it’s about the discomfort of being home. it’s about trying to bond with your siblings and sometimes it works but most of the time it fails. it’s about trying to reconstruct your identity after the passing of your shitty father and trying to find out why he was the way that he was and then finding out that it’s just a massive ploy like the rest of the missions you went on as kids. it’s about after all your training, you can’t stop the end of the world. it’s about miscommunication. it’s about lacking perspective. it’s about love, maybe.

[densewentz]

hey if you guys go back to the scene where the Cat King puts the truth compulsion on Edwin and, after removing it, asks him "now, doesn't the truth feel better?" if you watch carefully you can see Edwin give a tiny shocked and vulnerable little nod right before the Cat King nods back and you TOO can start screaming and crying inconsolably like I am

[queerdraws]

projecting on luffy again. get bited.

[foxstens]

andrew always being at kevin's side because kevin needs it and andrew driving kevin to night practice and andrew patting kevin down to check for injuries and andrew promising kevin it'll be fine and andrew looking awake, interested because of kevin and andrew conserving his energy for kevin's quiet meltdown and andrew smiling for the first time without the drugs because of kevin and andrew always picking up when kevin calls

[thatexygurl]

there's so many things in tsc that just come at you all at once, so it's hard to focus on just one thing to break down, but the most glaring thing that stood out to me is how hard it is to really put someone back together. especially someone so shattered that it's nigh impossible to glue them back and pray they don't crumble under your ministrations.

if jean is neil's foil, then jeremy is andrew's direct antithesis. whereas andrew is a steady bedrock because he's been broken too many times to know how to weather the storm, jeremy is too soft hands and an even softer soul. he cares and cares and cares. so empathetic and so gentle it almost breaks your heart. you pray for the impossibility that jeremy can survive knowing the truth because if he doesn't, then what hope does jean have? so you pray he can be steady too. that he can weather the storm as well. that he will not break when knowing that just under the surface lies shark-infested waters.

but then you remember the beginning. "even knowing everything could go completely sideways, you'd make that choice every time"

in every other universe, jean has not survived. but in every other universe, he did not have the trojans.

[earthfromadistance]

I am being sooooooooooooooooooooooo normal about this. If you must know. If you even care. x

[fashionredalert]

I keep thinking about writing an age gap Madatobi fic

Tobirama is 25 and Madara is 35 and they are widely attracted to each other and Madara has a tendency to want to spoil Tobirama but Tobirama has zero interest in his money or status he just wants to ride his dick for hours well after he's screamed himself hoarse and has no voice for an entire day after.

Madara wants to dress Tobirama in all the finery he can afford (because he damn well CAN and he wouldn't even blink an eye when doing it because it wouldn't even scratch the surface of what he's able to spend). He wants to see Tobirama in Uchiha finery, gift him expensive tea leaves and sake with only the finest of cups to drink them from. He wants to see him wear the finest of jewelry. Each piece more intricate than the last.

Only Tobirama wants nothing to do with those things because he couldn't give less of a fuck about things like that.

The first time Madara tries to gift him a beautiful and elaborate hair piece Tobirama tried to stab him with it and accused Madara of thinking him some sort of bought woman and Madara had hesitated to answer a second too long so Tobirama went directly for his eyes.

(Tobirama would never admit to letting Madara fuck him hard and fast into the sheets while he begrudgingly wore the elaborate hair piece) (he later melts it down into senbon needles and Madara pretends it doesn't please him to know in a roundabout way Tobirama accepted his gift anyway)

Tobirama's skin crawls every time Madara tires to gift him anything and has no qualms about putting his pants back on and fleeing into the night like a bat out of hell.

He dispares that he's widely attracted to Madara and it pisses him off how capable of a man and a shinobi Madara is.

Madara capitalizes on this every second of the day because the feeling is mutual.

Hashirama's nose crinkles I'm disgust and he says, "Him? Really?"

And Tobirama’s head makes a concerning noise when he slams it onto the table and says "I dont want to talk about it, just pour the sake."

"But he's just so old."

"You're the same age as him, Anija."

"Oh Sage, he gave you this sake didn't he? Please tell me I'm not drinking your sex sake."

"Shut UP, Anija!"

[whatisamildopinion]

I think at this point we simply must accept the truth, which is that no Percy Jackson adaptation or sequel will better understand the assignment than The Lightning Thief musical. solidly 70 percent of the plot happens in one (1) song and the entire rest of the musical is dedicated to The Themes and The Characters and The Relationships and, of course, The Cycles. plus it fucking slaps. 20/10, no notes, perfect understanding and interpretation of the source material

[nenoname]

"We knew from the very beginning that Stan has an identical twin who has disappeared, that Stan misses and so all of this stuff about Stan, you know we play it as “Stan’s self-absorbed that's why he loves the statue” but like we knew we did know that Stan has a brother and that this is kind of a sneaky way of suggesting this duality between one Stan and two Stans." "Ever wondered why Stan was so distraught at his wax doppelgänger’s “death” in “Headhunters”?”

[clouvu]

Offering lil doodles of them bc my eyes have been opened

[darkrootmushies]

October cant come any slower

[amultislifeforme]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

me the the entire time:

[dipperscavern]

pondering anon back again for the third time today 😔😔😔 i can’t stay away I CAN’T STOP PONDERING! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

Thinking and pondering about the bedding ceremony with cregan. prior to the ceremony he pulls you aside, the nervousness and discomfort evident in your demeanour as the moment approaches. he implores you to reveal what it is that troubles you, what has brought you such discomfort on your wedding day, what troubles his darlings wife’s pretty head, and how what shall he do in order to bring you happiness on such a day where you are most paramount to him. he would not have your holy matrimony be built on such negative feelings. so when he finally clocks that it is the bedding ceremony… or moreso its audience that concerns you, all bets are off. he grabs your face and tilts it towards his own and makes his final vow for the night, that for as long as you are his wife, he shall do naught to displease you or indignify you. though some insolent voices amongst the “welcomed” guests (horny lords, medieval porn addicts) urged him to maintain the tradition that is not oft broken. for every great man there are tenfold lesser men.

to alleviate the bickering of bitchless blue balled lords, he agrees to let them spectate and witness the consummation. though ‘there has never lived a stark who forgot an oath’. so it was decided by cregan himself that they would indeed witness the consummation; but not through their eyes, through their ears. so the lords, less than eager to further question their wardens orders, resigned to sitting outside his bedchambers doors and sat there with each other in shameful silence as they hear the most lewd sounds echo from beneath the heavy oak door. they are just there, in the middle of the hallway, sat in chairs facing the door with their hands awkwardly clasped together in their laps and all they hear are your whines of pleasure, wet slapping sounds, the creaks of the wood bedframe, and cregans gutteral groans and occasional utterings of “mine” “my beautiful wife” and other inaudible ramblings of what could only be declarations of his devotion to keeping you nice and safe, keeping you his. letting you know that you are his as he is yours from that moment forward as your moans are heard from all seven kingdoms much to your dismay but a girl can’t help it! all they can do is picture how on earth it is that he is pleasuring you with such fervour. blue balled for life.

and they sit there until the first silence, when all sound ceases and it is evident through cregans very vocal and loud lovemaking that you had both reached your peaks (which left many lords wide eyed and stunned, as despite having witnessed so many consummations, none would be able to recall such a moment where a woman were to create such lustful sounds and certainly not able to recall a woman having an orgasm. “most unnatural” recalls one lord.). now very eager to remove themselves from such a humbling and quite embarrassing situation, some of the lords from lesser houses stood up to leave. though they were interrupted when the sounds of pleasure quickly resumed much to their astonishment. soon they were back to their former positions, staring at the door which at that point they could’ve sworn was the most dreadful door they had ever laid eyes on. just as soon, they came to understand that they would be there for some time (many hours on end as it turned out to be, well into the night and creeping towards the first light of dawn). only half made it through the entire bedding ceremony and many a lord fell asleep by the 3rd hour of ceaseless noise.

TLDR:::: cregan fucks hard, he fucks loud, and he fucks like he wants you pregnant as soon as possible (because he does :///////).

i apologize for such long asks of my incomprehensible ponderous thoughts, i’m not evening asking anything anymore i am simply begging for you to hear me out guys hes so fine #needthat 😔😔😔

just gonna… just gonna leave this here. i am so normal about this

[foibles-fables]

commission created by the lovely and ridiculously-talented @plastic-pipes—a moment from one of my Hawk and Thrush fics (gray areas and expectations), brought to life.

I'm honored and beyond excited to show it off! The softness, the lighting, and the physicality are perfect. Thank you, Pipes, for this gorgeous piece! ❤️☀️🏹

[sugashook]

vanessa is like wades universe, the meaning of his life and she's kind of seperating her life away from him because he is so traumatized and so unstable at the moment, he is dependant on her, but sadly his life difficulties made them part ways to keep her safe.

and logan is the person who holds the entire universe together for him like he's putting his life kinda in place holding it and wade is doing the same for him theyre very similar and indestructible so they fit eachother they can't hurt eachother etc.

like your non mutant girlfriend kept getting hurt because of you and then you travel the cosmos to find a sweet puddingesque mild mannered indestructable boyfriend that's kinda just like you. what AM I LEFT TO THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD AND THEN SAVE HIM LIKE HES A LITTLE PRINCESS

maybe its literally like you arent going to perish you can be the anchor to my world literally. wade can keep him safe