#chewing on my wall

[nolongeryisang]

I finished an Evervale slowburn. Look at me in the eyes do I look normal? exactly I am so normal I am sane I do not need to seek any clinical help.

[queerdraws]

projecting on luffy again. get bited.

[densewentz]

hey if you guys go back to the scene where the Cat King puts the truth compulsion on Edwin and, after removing it, asks him "now, doesn't the truth feel better?" if you watch carefully you can see Edwin give a tiny shocked and vulnerable little nod right before the Cat King nods back and you TOO can start screaming and crying inconsolably like I am

[foxstens]

andrew always being at kevin's side because kevin needs it and andrew driving kevin to night practice and andrew patting kevin down to check for injuries and andrew promising kevin it'll be fine and andrew looking awake, interested because of kevin and andrew conserving his energy for kevin's quiet meltdown and andrew smiling for the first time without the drugs because of kevin and andrew always picking up when kevin calls

[nenoname]

"We knew from the very beginning that Stan has an identical twin who has disappeared, that Stan misses and so all of this stuff about Stan, you know we play it as “Stan’s self-absorbed that's why he loves the statue” but like we knew we did know that Stan has a brother and that this is kind of a sneaky way of suggesting this duality between one Stan and two Stans." "Ever wondered why Stan was so distraught at his wax doppelgänger’s “death” in “Headhunters”?”

[thatexygurl]

there's so many things in tsc that just come at you all at once, so it's hard to focus on just one thing to break down, but the most glaring thing that stood out to me is how hard it is to really put someone back together. especially someone so shattered that it's nigh impossible to glue them back and pray they don't crumble under your ministrations.

if jean is neil's foil, then jeremy is andrew's direct antithesis. whereas andrew is a steady bedrock because he's been broken too many times to know how to weather the storm, jeremy is too soft hands and an even softer soul. he cares and cares and cares. so empathetic and so gentle it almost breaks your heart. you pray for the impossibility that jeremy can survive knowing the truth because if he doesn't, then what hope does jean have? so you pray he can be steady too. that he can weather the storm as well. that he will not break when knowing that just under the surface lies shark-infested waters.

but then you remember the beginning. "even knowing everything could go completely sideways, you'd make that choice every time"

in every other universe, jean has not survived. but in every other universe, he did not have the trojans.

[earthfromadistance]

I am being sooooooooooooooooooooooo normal about this. If you must know. If you even care. x

[waterfallofspace]

when someone has a defined sneeze, not a quick cough-adjacent, or a rapid/small "eshh/ishh/tshh" type, a vocal, lengthy, defined one

think "hih'ttzshh'chiew!" or "hh'atchshew!" or "eh'rrschh'oo!"

one where you can hear each section, the breathy inhale (hihh-), the vocal release (tschh-), and the whining/relieved end (shhiew-!)

just something about getting all those parts in the experience, hearing the clear sections of a sneeze~

+ bonus points for being vocal enough to hear their voice in it~

[mauvesockss]

I don't like watching someone I care about take punches meant for me I don't wanna do a job that involves me watching you get hurt all the time.. me you Hardison that's fine that's working.. episode nine title the polygeist job

[fashionredalert]

I keep thinking about writing an age gap Madatobi fic

Tobirama is 25 and Madara is 35 and they are widely attracted to each other and Madara has a tendency to want to spoil Tobirama but Tobirama has zero interest in his money or status he just wants to ride his dick for hours well after he's screamed himself hoarse and has no voice for an entire day after.

Madara wants to dress Tobirama in all the finery he can afford (because he damn well CAN and he wouldn't even blink an eye when doing it because it wouldn't even scratch the surface of what he's able to spend). He wants to see Tobirama in Uchiha finery, gift him expensive tea leaves and sake with only the finest of cups to drink them from. He wants to see him wear the finest of jewelry. Each piece more intricate than the last.

Only Tobirama wants nothing to do with those things because he couldn't give less of a fuck about things like that.

The first time Madara tries to gift him a beautiful and elaborate hair piece Tobirama tried to stab him with it and accused Madara of thinking him some sort of bought woman and Madara had hesitated to answer a second too long so Tobirama went directly for his eyes.

(Tobirama would never admit to letting Madara fuck him hard and fast into the sheets while he begrudgingly wore the elaborate hair piece) (he later melts it down into senbon needles and Madara pretends it doesn't please him to know in a roundabout way Tobirama accepted his gift anyway)

Tobirama's skin crawls every time Madara tires to gift him anything and has no qualms about putting his pants back on and fleeing into the night like a bat out of hell.

He dispares that he's widely attracted to Madara and it pisses him off how capable of a man and a shinobi Madara is.

Madara capitalizes on this every second of the day because the feeling is mutual.

Hashirama's nose crinkles I'm disgust and he says, "Him? Really?"

And Tobirama’s head makes a concerning noise when he slams it onto the table and says "I dont want to talk about it, just pour the sake."

"But he's just so old."

"You're the same age as him, Anija."

"Oh Sage, he gave you this sake didn't he? Please tell me I'm not drinking your sex sake."

"Shut UP, Anija!"

[whatisamildopinion]

I think at this point we simply must accept the truth, which is that no Percy Jackson adaptation or sequel will better understand the assignment than The Lightning Thief musical. solidly 70 percent of the plot happens in one (1) song and the entire rest of the musical is dedicated to The Themes and The Characters and The Relationships and, of course, The Cycles. plus it fucking slaps. 20/10, no notes, perfect understanding and interpretation of the source material

[fawnforevergone]

the way hozier titles a song "i, carrion (icarian)" where he sings about the self-destructive idea of sacrificing himself by flying into sun to save his relationship, and compares himself to 'carrion', the decaying flesh of animals, often a word used for roadkill. to then go and write a song called "abstract (psychopomp)" about how holding an animal whilst it dies mirrors the mercy of ending a failing relationship, similar to a 'psychopomp' - a deliverer of death. and we watch as hozier turns from 'icarian' to 'psychopomp' when he realises that prolonging suffering is crueler than just letting love die. i'm both in awe and crying on my bedroom floor.

and the way a carrion crow is also a symbol of death ?? and how 'carrion' sounds like 'carry on' the way icarus kept going ?? and how he sounds envious of his lover's courage in "abstract" ?? how when the sun is gone - "streetlights in the dark blue" - he can no longer blind himself and is forced to look at the corpse of his relationship ?? how to love is to let go ?? how can he keep getting away with this i'm sobbing ??

[carrythetorchtoinferno]

sometimes a family is an ex-planetary leader, her polycule and their kids, several scientists and doctors of varying specializations and romantic arrangements, a guerilla corporate espionage team and THEIR kids, Mass Effect EDI if she were constantly one or two busted links on the morality chain away from becoming a supervillain, and a pissed-off blender with anxiety

[darkrootmushies]

October cant come any slower

[clouvu]

Offering lil doodles of them bc my eyes have been opened

[amultislifeforme]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

me the the entire time: