#chetney's great

[bam-monsterhospital]

gotta say, i looooove chetney's "with all due respect, fuck you guys" speech in episode 94. i know the npcs and the narrative and everything shut it down immediately, but chetney is absolutely right and i appreciate someone daring to say it.

[forgetriestowrite]

god i love that Grog is here

saying he basically 1v1'd the earth titan outside Vassalheim and being like 10x Chetney's size and then Fearne immediately trying to steal the gauntlets, like girl has said maybe three words to this half-giant and she's already trying to steal his most prized possessions

this is so great

[essektheylyss]

Travis truly does NOT miss, not gonna lie. RIP Chetney, you lived way longer than anyone expected, including you lmfao

[sparring-spirals]

chetney is just So Chetney all the fucking time that its funny when someone is like 'hmmm he seems even more chetney than usual' and then its heightened even more when someone else goes 'no hes Always This Fucking Weird wdym' and meanwhile Chetney is just sniffing things and licking stuff in the background with unmatchable vigour. while they all discuss casually. you're all perfect for each other. not perfect for chetney, exactly, because only he is perfect for chetney. but collectively perfect.

[screechingfromthevoid]

So like they've been talking a lot about how they're all a bunch of fuck ups. And while sure they're all a little unstable and unpredictable, I don't really think they are fuck ups? Outcasts sure. People who have had a lot of bad shit happen to them? Yeah. People who have made mistakes? Who hasn't.

Like Laudna didn't really fuck up. She had the worst things imaginable happen to her, then was given exactly 0 time to heal. All the while she was being manipulated by someone who was supposed to "care" for her.

Imogen was neglected by her father and ostracized by her town and honestly came out as normal as she probably could have. When she was out on her own, with Laudna, they seemed to do pretty well?? It's just, being the leader of a group is new to her. It takes a while to adjust.

Ashton was used as a science experiment by their cult leader father. Then was dropped in the middle of nowhere where they found a family that didn't love them as much as they loved them. They had to make a lot of hard decisions on their own and just because they're not lawful good decisions doesn't mean they were wrong or bad.

Fearne being classified as a fuck up because did meet her warlord fathers expectations is crazy to me. (I know what they were getting at by calling her a disappointment. Doesn't mean I have to like it) On top of that, she had years stolen from her as a price for her parents actions.

FCG was programmed a certain way and they fought against it at every point they could. Their literal programming. Being taken over by something hardwired into I don't think counts as fucking up?

Braius was lied to then excommunicated. it seems like letting Nott and Jester in was like the only thing he did wrong his entire life?? He was hella devout before that??

Chetney is 4,000 years old and fucked his way through exandria. He doesn't have a family to disappoint and hes been making children's favorite toys for like ever. He hurt some people along the way but like. Does that constitute as being a fuck up?

Dorian literally did what he was supposed to do. His parents had a rumspringa and to imply that he's a fuck up for literally doing a rite of passage is beyond me. (If you wanna talk about fuck ups ask me about Cyrus) And even on his rumspringa he became one of exandrias greatest hopes.

And Orym. His insisting incident? The thing that set him in this course? His husband and father dying. In the same battle that he fought in. That's the thing he "fucked up" on. Failing to save those closest to him. And idk I think it's pretty cruel to call him a fuck up for not being able to save them against Otoha. Who also killed him.

[naillykej]

chetney: i'm gonna tell you guys straight, because these other dames are dizzy

[simplysparrow14]

Am I the only one miffed that they decided to cut away from THE BELLS HELLS GRIEVING EPISODE to the crown keepers????

Like wow, what a way to undercut the sadness and sacrifice of a prominent character who gave his life to get his friends to safety and finally have real character growth of the bells hells.... by cutting back to the side characters of the side characters to see what they've been doing.

[utilitycaster]

got lost in the shuffle of great moments but this was the episode that finally made me care about Tofor Brotoras so jot that down

[cobaltsoulsearcher]

Instead of putting “crochet” and “beau cosplay” as two items on my task list last night I apparently wrote “beauchet”.

[retrokid616]

critical role episode 99 (the downfall mini series) pregame

so last time how do i say this other than this welcome back sam

oh and the bells killed it at the greek

and holly fuck was sam serving so much cunt with his new pc braius

oh and this fuckers gm'ing tonight

so stack em pack em and gods fucking help us all out here tonight on critical role downfalll oh and one last quick update

yeah fuck cancer glad sam's okay anyway see y'all in the liveblogs

[soath]

Fearne can canonically use Polymorph and people should take advantage of that more (for weird sex, but also)

[sparring-spirals]

im still thinking about that moment last episode where they're planning how to approach dancer and we got:

Ashton: "yeah we should go in with a ginger approach, make sure she doesn't run"

Imogen with complete sincerity, immediately: "so should i just go and calm her emotions right away?"

Ashton with zero judgement or concern: "that, or i was going to pin her down, but that's cool too."

and then when FCG naturally panics over why are we attacking dancer they both turn in sync to be like! No!!! not attacking. restraining. 👍 :) like what. you're both. mildly messed up on exactly the same wavelength here. i love them both so much. what do you mean overkill. this IS my ginger approach. I'm Doing The Job By Whatever Means Necessary Why Are You Yelling.

Something something two people who have spent their lives learning to suppress their flinch/doubt reflex when in a crisis. Out of a horrible necessity. Those two Problem Solving together with a casual sort of callousness. and looking at each other like 👍? 👍 meanwhile FCG is in the background going "wait we're talking about attacking her???" "no of COURSE not, just restraining!" god i adore them.

[lessattitudemorealtitude]

Aabria, as Chetney sheds his leg skins with his thumbs and then his upper half vaguely rips off a few seconds later: “You really are stretching the credulity of how into this I can be.”

I know you fuck him two episodes later

[beedreamscape]

But also team Wildemount hasn't experienced grief like team Issylra has. Ashton lost his parents, Orym lost his husband, Laudna lost everything. They trusted the belief of "I've already been through the worst that could happen to me", but life comes and proves them wrong time and time again.

They have this dormant shadow that doesn't exist, at least not in equal amount, in team Wildemount that allows them this optimism as they traverse one of the worst moments of their lives.

[oddthesungod]

i hope that with the new wardrobe they got on this latest episode, we get updated character art of the Uthodurn gang 🥺

[utilitycaster]

🔥 the betrayer gods and/or the primordials

Interesting narratively and fwiw I do not think the betrayers should get eaten either, like, simply because they suck and caused the calamity doesn't mean an eldritch horror should be sicced on them, but man some of the party like "what about the primordials" really annoys the hell out of me not because their feelings as characters are invalid (though some are wildly hypocritical) but because I've been on the "being an atheist in a D&D world with established gods makes you an idiot" train for literal years and various brainless people who never learned their Latin and Greek linguistic roots have been like "YEAH being an atheist in D&D is really more like worshipping the archfey :)" and I've been like "no. you are so fucking stupid," every single time, and now it is happening again. Like if the issue is "powerful entities with control over the lives of mortals are bad" then worshiping the primordials or archfey is materially no different than worshiping the prime deities or betrayer gods! If the problem is the fundamental concept of power imbalance then Bells Hells should murder Nana Morri! And yet.