#chef Jessica

[akwolfgrl]

I just started the filler arc after skypiea. So far, I really like Vice Admiral Jonathan. He seems very chill and laid back but very smart.

Luffy is just sneaking behind the Marine, lol. He was happy to be able to eat until he couldn't anymore, lol.

Zoro just completely lost and just wanting to fight them all. Of course, he's the first to be caught. He's just anyone and takes a nap.

Nami is trying to be smart about this whole thing. Poor Nami having to clean everything disguised as a janitor. Getting sick of it and changing into a nurse.

Usopp seeking around in the words worrying about his baby. Almost getting caught like zoro

Sanji is getting into a cooking contest after falling in love with a married woman. I love watching him cook, getting to share his and Zeffs no food waste Philosophy.

Chopper, poor Chopper, is being chased by the marines. Aww look at my boy go! Go Dr. Chopper! The nurses being confused about him but are obeying becase he knows what he's talking about and they have a job to do.

Robin sneaking around in the woods being smart and knowing exactly where they are and about it. Can Robin Teleport?

[ineedhjalp]

Literally tumblr.

[nemmet]

world’s greatest vampire hunters!! 💪🧅

[rvspecter]

rules of the game he says harvey is the best ada he's ever had

[x1633chefrick]

[tabithatwo]

Lottie kidnapping Nat so she can’t kill herself <3 Taissa saying Shauna’s poor and Natalie’s a drug addict <3 Shauna saying I would kill your spouses and actually I quite enjoy murder in general <3 Misty claiming she would NOT kill their spouses (she would) <3 Van judging like she’s not as fucked <3 NATALIE SAYING GUYS CAN WE JUST TALK PLEASE <3 lottie saying lol no talking actually my wellness cult is a sham your lives all suck kys <3

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Meghan Markle Sussex is "manifesting" again 🥣

One of my fondest memories in the pre-megxit community was our roasting of Meghan Markle's How to COOK Toast 🍞 video. Good Times!🤣

She combined apple butter with /ree-COAT🥼-a*/ cheese & jam 🍓

Mask slipped by end of video.

Jessica Mulroney also appeared in this same kitchen as they were both seeking to niche as celebrity influencers.

Jessica actually did receive a bit more press with a 1x nutritional cooking spot for busy familes.

Chef Cory also secured a 1x spot on Chopped Junior for his ungrateful, cheating girlfriend.

*Meghan Markle's mispronunciation of /rĭ-kŏt′ə/ ricotta cheese. Much like Tignanello & Lettuce.🤡

Edited to include 1 copy of the ridiculous "show"

Daniel Boland roasts Meghan Markle's Toast 15:00

When MMS began to "manifest" a 2024 cooking show, the Toronto Toast videos (& comments) disappeared from YT. A new video was uploaded by a sussex sewer squad member: Akorful Studio. Posted Feb 21, 2024 just in time for a re-brand. Please don't give Akorful the views.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

And she loves being a teacher...I mean I always thought that was like one really like key parts of that character was that she just loves being a teacher. She loves the kids. -Zooey

+Bonus

[dustiscium]

Spiderman: Across the spider verse [Spoiler free]

Me: *Buys her own ticket, and snacks to watch the new movie* Oh boy, I can't wait, I waited so long for this sequel!

*The movie's ending*

[la-petite-tannante]

Icons on set

[eggy-tea]

One of my favourite little details in Glass Onion is how every time Andi opens her mouth Peg’s there in the background looking on with the biggest heart eyes, like she can’t decide whether she wants to kiss her or be her.

[joelletwo]

MADE FOR MEEEEEEEEE

[rvspecter]

For God's sakes, what the hell happened to you? What kind of damage was done to you?

[very-salty-popcorn]

A friend of mine @fiveblackbird (aka @bluegaycatboi on twitter) edited my rant of YOU (the Netflix show) while we were playing FFXIV doing the latest deep dungeon Eureka Orthos and it's amazing please watch it LMAO.

Please know this rant is all in good fun and mostly is because of how ABURSD the show is when you try to explain the show's plot.

If you want to see highlights from the stream you can do so here!

[negrolicity]

West African Peanut Stew | Saveur

[kyleecarrigan]

Tuesday 3/7. It was my turn for the special plates at work.

300 rolls of sushi (3 different kinds)

8 slices each (2400 slices)

800 plates.

Shit almost killed me.

The kinds were:

BLT with toasted sesame seed and pickled red onion garnish

Vegetable (carrot, cucumber, red pepper) with quinoa in the rice and pea shoot garnish

Crab (crab, cream cheese, cucumber) with lemon zest garnish.