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I finished the wip...
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Y’all am I losing it or…?
The first is from the season two trailer and the second is from the intro
#arcane#lesbian#living off of arcane#arcane violet#arcane season 2#arcane season two#chat am i insane#chat am I tweaking
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Guys why do they have the same dynamic I am losing my mind
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Crackship so good, you spend hours scouring websites shadowbanned by the government just to collect every image you can find. So good, you put those same images into a blender to be liquified so that it can be easily injected directly into your veins like Bane from Batman. So good, you put them in a bowl, grind them into a fine powder, pour them out onto a table and meticulously separate them into fine lines with a jet black credit card before snorting each row, leaving you a jittery mess with irises the size of saucers while you experience pure, genuine euphoria. So good the mere thought of them has your body reacting as if you've had three back to back expresso shots and your brain and body are both wired on pure adrenaline. So good, that you'd put yourself in the dirtiest, most unsanitary alleyway, to give the most intense "gawk-gawk-never-stop-soul-sucking-sloppy-top" to the shadiest individual to ever grace the planet, all in exchange for a single, low quality, poorly cropped, heavily watermarked image of these 2 characters walking past each other...
#chat am i insane#this is my first original post in months btw#brainrot#crackship thoughts#they could NEVER make me hate you DustBunny#*the crowd boos me off stage*#if this crackship has no fans i'm dead#no seriously why are they so cute it makes me angry???#DustBunny#I'm not gonna drop the characters in this ship because I don't wanna get cooked on main#crackship supporter#shipping related#Just Shipper Things ™️#shipping thoughts#joke ship#joke ship supporter#I'm out of tag ideas idk#certified yapper#i need to be put down#i hate myself someone send help please#the fbi agent watching me has had enough of my bullshit
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i looked at the comic without any kind of context or reading it and i though that was me and leo as humans
something that always catches me off guard when i read post canon varigo fics is how little they’ll mention nuru and yong if at all. Like i don’t even expect them to be present in the story but i think people just don’t realize how much hugo and varian would actually talk about them
When you’re traveling with teenagers even just a few years younger than you for as long as they were those are just your kids now. Like by default. Nuru and yong come up in casual conversation between varigo genuinely every day. i think sometimes they’re the only thing they talk about.
Literally them. To me
#chat am i insane#does anyone else see it#i'd say this would be us in our birthday but no it wouldn't; slap my face in that whole cake
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⚠️ warning for cartoony gore after this drawing!! 🫀
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how about those new monkie kid season 5 lego sets. the new monkie kid sets. have you seen the new monkie kid sets? the new monkie kid sets? seaosn 5 monkie kid sets? have you seen the new season 5 mon
#i am going insane#on another note am i a furry chat#monkie kid#lego monkie kid#lmk#mk#qi xiaotian#sun wukong#monkey king#lmk mk#zhu bajie#sha wujing#ao lie#jttw#transgender monkeys#awesome burger#tw g0re#tw gore#tw blood#tw body horror#lego#the new sets.#my friend saw me shaking over monkie kid sets#and he said i need to be medicated#oh my gyatt...#i am so normalpilled and saneburger
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And she means ALL of them. if suitcase wins the million dollars I think she’d build a place for outdoor group therapy for the other contestants- I just like to imagine them all doing music groups, yoga, and such outside together- Maybe Candle could be one of the instructors-
(cringe additional notes: ive been to a psych ward and I WANT TO GO TO GROUP THERAPY WITH II CHARACTERS.) (tmi amiright?)
this is a weird post yap yap yap
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Concept art for... something.
God I love making detailed designs but hate the pain of drawing them over and over again.
Also chat if I ever go silent for a week I promise I'm not dead just really... busy.
#Not now sweetie... mommy (me) is going to pull her hair out cuz the voices are getting louder (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)#I have so many ideas I wanna draw but I NEED TIME AUGHHHHHH#CHAT I NEED TO COOK#DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW INSANE I AM??#I threw up while I was brainstorming ideas for the decaying deputy au cuz I got too hyper... 💔💔💔#undertale yellow#undertale yellow au#undertale yellow fanart#undertale yellow starlo#undertale yellow north star#undertale yellow ceroba#undertale yellow clover#uty#uty au#uty fanart#uty starlo#uty north star#uty ceroba#uty clover#starlo#north star#ceroba#ceroba ketsukane#concept art#LM art#LM whispers#artists on tumblr
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Dragon Bite
draco malfoy x reader she/her TW: highly suggestive (no smut), biting, draco is lowkey insane, i put 5k words in this bad boy, this was written for my favorite critic so i couldn't get her to proofread this is a request. you know who you are. <3 image used was found on pinterest, linked in the image :)
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Draco is a constellation in the far northern sky. Its name is Latin for dragon. It was one of the 48 constellations listed by the 2nd century Greek astronomer Ptolemy, and remains one of the 88 modern constellations today. The north pole of the ecliptic is in Draco.[1] Draco is circumpolar from northern latitudes, meaning that it never sets and can be seen at any time of year.
In some settings, dragons tend to guard hoards of treasure — typically by lying on top of it.
It was one kiss. And not even a real one. Being drunk on firewhiskey and giving into a dare didn’t count. Everyone had a Spin the bottle or Seven Minutes in heaven story, nobody was more stupid than sixth and seventh year Hogwarts students. And you were no different. It had been one of the illicit parties happening in the Hufflepuff common room, with drinks and magical concoctions flowing far too freely. But everyone was ready for graduation, high on life and the prospect of the future. So when a dare–or maybe it was a game, you couldn’t really recall–had pushed you and Draco Malfoy together, your usual logic and apprehension were absent from your thoughts. What you did remember, however, was his lips. They were soft, which had surprised you, and much like his skin, they were a little cool. But things had heated up plenty in the moment, as he had taken charge, maneuvering your mouth together in a way that was far too good for a casual kiss. You could remember the way his hand had cupped the back of your neck, ringed fingers catching in your hair as he directed you. You couldn’t recall if the kiss had lasted a second or an hour, but when the two of you had broken apart, he was gone in an instant, leaving nothing but a tingling sensation on your lips.
Your heart had given you plenty of trouble after that night, fluttering frustratedly every time you saw him after that. But he had never acknowledged it, had never even so much as looked at you again, so you stuffed those feelings away, refusing to let one kiss with a snobby boy ruin your life. And after graduation, you moved on, and it became easier to forget the blonde boy with the delectable lips.
That was, until now.
After leaving Hogwarts, you had become an author, receiving notable acclaim with your most recent book documenting the history of potion making and how it differed according to the geographical region. The newfound fame and fortune had certainly been overwhelming at times, but you were grateful for the new doors and opportunities your success had brought. What you weren’t enthralled about, however, were the numerous events you suddenly had to attend. Your agent assured you it was good for publicity, but you honestly didn’t care for the rooms full of stuffy air and stuffier people. Though it was a good excuse to get glammed up with professional makeup and designer dresses.
The glitter and satin soon lost their shine as you sat in the crowded ballroom. The aesthetic hors d’oeuvres sat half touched on your plate, the little delicacies not nearly as tasty as they looked. And even if they had been delicious, your stomach was currently housing a storm worthy of the anger of poseidon. To top it all off, the room was hot, the sea of black suits and neutral toned dresses taking up too much space, a little too close to you. Even your agent had abandoned you to do some “networking”.
Unceremoniously, you threw back the last of your champagne, rising from your little spot of isolation to try to find a restroom. You bore your clutch as your shield, protecting you from the stray elbows and backsides of the crowd. Eventually, you emerged on the other side, quickly exiting out the side door.
The hallway was darker, and much more quiet than the ballroom. A few stray people lingered here and there, but they were much too engrossed in their own conversations to pay you any mind. As you wandered around the hall, however, you soon realized that this elaborate building had no signs. Countless doors lined the hallway, leaving you clueless as to where a restroom would be, not to mention if it was even in this section of the historic house.
Taking your chances, you opened the first door you saw, slipping inside. Inside was not a bathroom, but rather a study, with ornate carved wood shelves lining the walls. Antique books filled every space, stirring delight within you. In the middle of the room there was a dark mahogany desk, the carefully placed decor indicating it was more for aesthetics than real use.
On the far side of the room was a tall window, the delicate panes allowing the moonlight from outside to shine in. The moonlight was silhouetting a figure standing by the window, back leaned against the alcove. The white light was bright as it highlighted the figure’s nearly-white blond hair, neatly combed back, brushing the collar of their suitcoat. It was a picturesque scene, but you had no interest in making small talk, so you reached for the handle behind you.
The figure, however, took notice of your presence. Turning their head, green-gray eyes land on you, and your heart suddenly meets the pit of your stomach. There was only one man who had ever had eyes like that, eyes that lingered deep in the back of your mind, reminding you of a “meaningless” kiss.
“It figures Lady Anorak would find her way into a library.” The taunting tone remark only solidified the identity of the glowing figure.
“Draco Malfoy.” You greet, straightening your shoulders. It had been years since you had last seen the man, and the time had been kind to his features. His bone structure was strong and sharp, his lips still perfectly pink as they curled into his signature smirk. His eyes once again brought butterflies to your stomach, the way they shamelessly glanced you up and down. You couldn’t quite tell, however, if he was checking you out or judging you.
“I’m surprised to see someone like you here.” Draco remarks, pushing himself off the wall, sauntering over to you.
You huff, crossing your arms. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
His amusement only grows as he gazes down at you, an unreadable expression behind his eyes. “Usually these events are for notable members of society. Stuffy, boring, too long. Not for someone as...free spirited as you.”
You roll your eyes, crossing your arms defensively in front of you. “You’ve lost your tact with insults.”
“Who said I was insulting you?” Draco replies, his face not giving away any insight as to what he was really thinking.
“So you’ve grown out of that now?”
His smug smile grows, tugging up one side of his mouth.You can see the sharp little points of his canines, giving him a slight vampiric look. “Only as much as you’ve grown out of being such a wonk.”
“Well, being a wonk happens to be the reason that I’m here in the first place.” You retort, tossing your head a little. It's infuriating, how easily Draco is riling you up again after all this time, but you just pray that your old crush on the man doesn’t return.
“Is that so?” Draco asks, lifting one of his brows, looking a little curious. “And how is that, Lady Anorak?”
“I wrote a book.” You explain, summoning all of your pride to fuel your confidence. “The Melting Pot: A study of potions across the globe. Perhaps you’ve heard of it? It was featured in The Daily Prophet.”
The corners of Draco’s mouth turn down as he considers your words, turning them over in his mind. “Was that you? I suppose you have a bit more acclaim than I gave you credit for. But it's still a very bookish bore thing to do.” He glances back at you, taking in your body for the second time. “You don’t seem to be basking in the evening’s glory, however.”
You grimace, thinking of the suffocating room you had just fled from. “I wasn’t aware there was much to bask in other than excessive egos and endless champagne.”
If you hadn't known better, you would have said the slight shift of Draco’s chest would have been a laugh. But his face remains unchanged, that damned small smile on his lips. “And so you decided to come steal my hiding spot?”
You roll your eyes, uncrossing your arms and meandering over to the desk, leaning against it. You could feel Draco’s eyes watching your every step, eliciting a strange feeling of both attraction and nerves in your chest. “I didn’t know it was your hiding spot.”
Draco just shrugs, running a hand over his hair, slicking back a small piece that had fallen out of place. “Well, now you’re trespassing, so if you’re going to stay, you’ll need to pay the fine.”
Now it's your turn to lift your eyebrow, your stomach giving a little flip as you think of just how many things you could give Draco Malfoy. “And what is this mysterious price for such a grievous crime?”
Draco takes a few steps closer to you, his eyes burning up your skin as he looks over you a third time. “Trespassing on my personal hiding spot, and you’re unremorseful. I’m going to need substantial repayment.” He says, his voice lowering a little.
Your stomach twists, and you mentally scold yourself that it's in desire and not in anxiety. Yet when you look into those gray eyes, their greenish hue glinting in the moonlight, you can’t help but feel that pull towards him you felt all those years ago.
But just like that moment all those years ago, the moment is cut short by a female voice at the door. “Draco? Are you in there? The Vickorat family wishes to congratulate us on the engagement.”
Your stomach twists, a feeling of nausea burning your insides, replacing the excitement that was just there.
Draco’s face immediately is schooled back into a blank, calm and even expression. “Coming Astoria.” He says, his tone lacking any of the warmth or playfulness it had just a moment ago. He looks back at you, his eyes study yours. “It seems I will concede this time, Lady Anorak. Enjoy your books.” With that, he turns and leaves, walking out of your life for the second time.
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The intense interaction between you and Draco didn’t leave your mind in the coming weeks, but you packed it away with the other memory of him. Instead, you threw yourself into the preparations for your second book.
You were sat in the aesthetic office of the publishing house you went through–Bramble Sons & Co.-sitting in front of a woman named Christine, who had been working with you since your first book.
“We honestly think your ideas for the second book are great, but we did have a few questions from the editor about the manuscript.”
You sighed deeply, steeling yourself for the critiques to come. You already second guessed your writing constantly, and going through the editing process had nearly broken you last time. Still, you straightened your shoulders, preparing for the barrage of comments.
As you did, however, movement caught the corner of your eye. You glanced over to the hallway outside the office, spotting a man walking past the large glass windows who looked suspiciously like Draco Malfoy.
“Excuse me one moment.” You said to Christine, getting up from your chair, trying to subtly speed walk over to the hallway.
As you glanced after the disappearing figure, you spotted the familiar combed back blonde hair, and your heels clicked on the wooden floor as you approached behind him.
“Draco.” You called, and you almost misstepped as he turned around, looking down at you.
His damnable suit adorned his lean figure, his hands stuffed in his pockets. “Lady Anorak.” He replied casually, as if his presence at the publishing house you worked with wasn’t odd.
“What are you doing here?” You queried, arching your brow at him. You crossed your arms over your chest, trying to calm the pounding of your heart.
Draco shrugs, irritatingly composed as he continued to gaze down into your face. “Am I not supposed to be?”
“You and I both know that this is not a place you regularly frequent.” You retort, your tone unamused as you glared at Draco. “So why are you here?”
Just in that moment, Ms. Wasthdrop, the manager of the publishing house, stepped out from her office. She smiled brightly as she saw you, approaching and coming to stand beside Draco. “Ah, Mr. Malfoy, I see you’ve met our new star author.”
“Indeed I have,” Draco says calmly, but you see the glimmer of mirth in his eyes.
“I actually was going to reach out to the authors today.” Ms. Wasthdrop continues. “We have exciting news to share. Mr. Malfoy is the new owner of Bramble Sons & Co.”
Of all the reasons you could think of Draco being at the publishing house, this was not one of them. “Oh.” Was all you could manage to say, trying not to let your confusion show through your expression You could almost see the ghost of a smug smile dancing on Draco’s lips. “Welcome...Mr. Malfoy.” You add, trying your best to seem polite.
Draco gives a small nod in return. “Thank you. I look forward to seeing more from our...star author.”
Your cheeks flush, and you watch as Draco and Ms. Wasthdrop disappeared into the latter’s office. You weren’t exactly sure how to feel about working with a company that Draco now owned. It felt odd, like he had some sort of claim over you. You couldn’t yet decide if you liked the feeling or not.
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It just so happened, however, that the universe gave you an out. You received a letter from an alternative publishing house, Thornston’s, offering to buy you out. They were offering a better cut of the profits to you, and you couldn’t help but wonder if this was your chance to remove yourself from Draco. But at the same time, did you really want to do so? He hadn’t changed anything with the publishing house, hadn’t made any new demands for your books. Maybe he was just into investing suddenly.
It was with these warring thoughts that you agreed to meet an associate of Thornston’s to discuss your possible switchover.
“I am so grateful you’ve taken the time to meet with us.” The rotund man you’d come to know as Mr. Peasley stated, folding his hands on the table. “Unfortunately, I cannot say I bring good news. We recently had a change in ownership, and our new owner has informed us to retract our offer.” Mr. Peasley stated, looking genuinely a little guilty.
New owner? You pause, leaning your head towards the man across the table. “Did Mr. Richmond retire?”
Mr. Peasley shakes his head, looking eager to share the gossip as he also leaned in. “That’s what he’s claiming. Yet I heard from his assistant that our new owner offered Mr. Richmond a substantial sum of money to sell immediately.”
You tried to keep a nonchalant demeanor as you continued digging. “So, who is this mysterious new benefactor?”
Mr. Peasley glances around. “Well, it’s supposed to be kept hush-hush, but…”
You place a hand on the man’s arm, offering a friendly smile. “I promise, my lips are sealed.”
Mr. Peasley returns the smile, his excitement evident. “The young Mr. Draco Malfoy purchased the firm.”
The confirmation of your suspicions fills you with a myriad of emotions. You kept your expressions carefully schooled into casual interest, not letting the surprise nor the irritation show. “Oh, really?”
Mr. Peasley nods, continuing on with little encouragement. “The strangest part is that Mr. Malfoy doesn’t seem to be doing anything different with our company. He simply just up and bought it.”
“How strange.” You remark non committedly. Inside, your mind was a whirl of activity. First, Draco purchased your original publishing house, also seemingly for no reason. And now he purchases the one you were switching to, but forces them to retract their offer. No matter how you turned it in your head, it felt like he was trapping you in a corner, and you didn’t appreciate it.
By the time you bid farewell to Mr. Peasley, you were pissed. You weren’t sure what game Draco was trying to play, but he was mistaken if he thought you’d simply lay by and be a piece for his amusement. You got in your car, immediately heading for his townhouse.
The elegant building sat in a row of similar townhouses, the neighborhood having belonged to rich pureblood wizards for decades. The door of the Malfoy flat was painted a dark green, a gold M swirling with snakes. You had always noted that the door was indicative of the dramatic nature of the family who it belonged to.
Now, however, you didn’t give a second thought to the decorative entrance nor the snakes that hissed at your approach. You knocked on the door–the harsh sound echoing in the quiet neighborhood–and you tapped your foot impatiently as you waited.
To your surprise, it wasn’t a house elf that answered the door, but Draco himself. You took notice of his black slacks that sat temptingly on his hips, slouching a little with the lack of a belt. Additionally, his white shirt was tight across his pecs and shoulders, his lean muscle flexing as he crossed his arms. “Lady Anorak, to what do I have the plea-”
“What the literal fuck Draco.” You snap, eyes dark with anger as you glower at him. He may have looked attractive always in this moment, but you weren’t going to disregard his blatant disrespect for your literal career.
He raises his eyebrows, smirking a little at your spiteful words. “Something amiss in your potions, darling? Mixed up a real worm with wormwood?”
You push your way past him, and he just smiles more as your shoulder brushes his chest. He closes the door, looking over you as you stand in his foyer, displeasure written in the wrinkle of your brows. “Care to explain why you’re trying to ruin my career?”
Draco quirks an eyebrow, sticking his hands into his pockets. “Last I checked, I’m helping you publish your books, so-”
“I know you bought out Thornston’s.”
Draco’s expression flickers, his smile fading and being replaced with a stony blank expression. “Who told you that?”
“Does it matter?” You scoff, irritated at his lack of remorse. “You purposefully denied me the opportunity to have greater pay, to possibly advance my career. What could I have possibly done to you to make me want to suffer this way?”
Draco straightens up, his green eyes shadowed in the antique lighting of the hallway. “Oh, I’m sorry that I’m ruining your life, keeping you loyal to the company that gave you your career.” His voice is low, a little rough as he speaks. “And here I thought the Lady Anorak would be smart enough to know a good business opportunity when she sees it.”
“Don’t try to make this about some nonexistent morals!” You snap, annoyed at him trying to make you feel guilty. “This is about me having the opportunity to do more than just get by. Though I suppose someone who was fed with a silver spoon his whole life wouldn’t understand that.”
His sharp jaw twitches, and he strides forward, quickly towering over you. His eyes seared into you, as if he could read your beating heart. “You want money? Fine, you have it. I’ll double whatever portion you receive. You want more creative freedom? I’ll fire your editor. You want to run the damn house? We’ll put your name on the door. Right under mine.” He leaned in even closer, his face dangerously hovering over yours. “You work for me, and only me. You don’t get to go run off and sign with a different publishing house. I’ll buy out every last company in London if I have to.” His words were a growl by the time he finished, his eyes narrowed on you. “You’re mine.”
Your anger was dwindling, being replaced as you became more perplexed by his actions. It didn’t help that his words stirred up a flutter in your lower belly, heat blooming up to your ears. You jut your chin out, looking up defiantly. “I don’t belong to you.”
He lets out a dark laugh, his hand coming up, caressing your hair back, then grasping it at the back of your head. “And that’s the problem. I need you to belong to me. My Lady Anorak.” He murmurs, his eyes glancing over your features, as if he’s drinking in a piece of fine art.
Your heart gives another treacherous leap, your skin tingling as the cool touch of his fingers in your hair burns into fire in your veins. “You shouldn’t say things like that.” You say quietly, your voice firm. “The only woman that belongs to you is Astoria.”
Draco’s jaw twitches again, the sharp edge even more apparent as he tenses. “Astoria doesn’t belong to me, or with me.” He takes in your surprise, giving a little huff. “Do you really think I could keep her after I saw you in that study? Looking so fierce, so alluring in your perfect little dress. I couldn’t keep my ring on another woman’s finger when all I could think of was if your lips still taste the same.”
You feel like the breath has been taken out of your lungs as you blink a few times, your lips parting in surprise as you hear Draco’s words. “You...you broke up with Astoria?”
“The same night. I may be an arse, but I know when I can’t be loyal to another woman.” He replies, his hand moving to your neck, his thumb running over your lower lip. His pupils almost swallow up his green irises, the flame of desire evident as he stares at you.
“Because you...” You can’t bring yourself to say the words, feeling like you can’t trust the feelings brewing up in your chest.
“Because I need you.” Draco breathes, and you can smell the mint of the tea he must have been drinking. A smell that haunts you every time you’ve brewed amortentia. His hand tightens slightly on your jaw, his nose brushing against your cheek. “I need you in my life, in my hands. So no, I’m not sorry for preventing you from leaving Bramble Sons. I’d do it again if it means I get to keep you close.”
The words make your body feel warm, that spark of hope you tried to bury long ago rising up. Draco continues to hover his face tantalizingly close, his eyes flicking over your features like he’s deciding which one to kiss first. “Do you have any idea what you did to me at that party?” He murmurs, his voice husky. Your heart skips as you realize he thinks about that drunken kiss as much as you do. “Walking away from you that night nearly drove me insane. And I have been losing my mind more and more, haunted by how it felt to have you. And then, you walked back into my life, looking so perfectly beautiful in your little dress, with your smartass remarks and incredible mind. And all I have been able to think about is having you again. And I’m not walking away this time.”
He’s ridiculous. And a little crazy. But you’d always known that, and yet your heart still flutters for him. So you don’t leave, instead taking the small step to close what little remaining space was between the two of you, your chest pressed up against his. “You could have just asked me out like a normal person.” You murmur, leaning up, his lips just a touch too high to meet.
He smiles, giving a huff of laughter. “It’s much easier to get you to say yes if you have no other option.” His voice is a low rumble, pride clear in the quirk of his lips.
“I wouldn’t have said no either way.” You tell him, your hands sliding up his arms, resting on his biceps.
He shivers at the sensation, closing his eyes for a moment before they refocus on you. “No? You agree then, you’re mine?”
Your heart squeezes in your chest, the words that have lingered on your tongue unspoken for six years ready to pour out. “All yours.”
What little restraint Draco was practicing snaps at that. He dips down, pressing his lips against yours. His hand shifted, the thumb and pointer finger that had been framing your jaw sliding downward, until he was holding your neck firmly in his grasp. His lips demanded yours to part, his own pulling at your lower lip a little. He kept moving your mouths together, as if he couldn’t quite settle, craving more, needing more.
Draco pushed you back, until you were pressed up against the wall, his other hand coming up to grasp your hip. His fingers dug into the soft curve, like a dragon’s talons staking claim of their treasure. Your hands went to his chest, clinging at the thin white material, trying to ground yourself as Draco’s demanding kisses turned any thoughts into hazy ideas. He growled at the touch of your hands, his hands slipping down to your thighs, grasping them firmly as he lifted up. You wrapped your legs around his hips, using the wall and his hands support your weight. His desire was obvious as your center pressed against the front of his trousers, a jolt of desire running through you as you feel his hardness.
He groaned, and he pulled his lips away from yours, moving them over your jaw, pressing a trail of open mouth kisses down your neck. His teeth scraped over the tender skin, and you could feel his two pointed canines pressing into your flesh. Before your brain could register any pain, however, he was soothing the spot with his tongue, swiping it over the red marks. He kept working downward, not stopping until there was a path of love bites from your jaw to your collarbone. He smiled proudly, his eyes dark with possessive admiration. “So beautiful.” He murmured, running his fingers over the tender spots.
“Oh, so now I’m beautiful?” Your voice was breathless, but your teasing nature couldn’t even be hampered by the heat Draco elicited in you.
The sound that escaped him was caught between a growl and a groan, and he pressed his body into you again, his hand tightening on your throat. “You know damn well what I mean. You’re fucking breathtaking.”
“Do I know?” You continue, your voice and eyes challenging him. You know you’re playing with fire, but you’re too lost into the moment to really care.
Draco’s eyes darken, and he pulls you away from the wall, moving to the stairs. “You’re going to know exactly what I think about you by the time we’re done.”
He carries you up the stairs, not lessening his grip on you until he throws you onto the bed. He doesn’t hesitate a moment, crawling on top of you, caging you in with his arms, his hands on either side of his head. “You look so fucking good like this.” He murmurs devouring you with his eyes. “I should have done this a long time ago.” His hands slip under your dress, running up your thighs, playing with the waistband of your underwear.
Heat flares in your body, a little tremble of excitement running through you. “You should have. Now you have to make up for lost time.” You breathe out, your heart delighted with the fact that you finally are in this moment with Draco. You reach out to the top button of his shirt, undoing it, watching his reaction.
Draco’s hands tighten on your hip, his eyes intensifying with hunger. “That is an incredible idea.” He murmurs, his voice husky with desire. “But only if you want me to.” He’s aching to have you, but he refuses to let go fully until he’s sure.
You lean up, pressing a kiss to his lips. “I want you to. I want you.”
Draco groans, and he dives deeper into the kiss with you, finally letting go of any hesitation as he lets himself take you. Your clothes quickly end up scattered around the room, the air hot with the movement of your bodies.
By the time the passion calms down, the two of you are thoroughly blissed out, your bodies feeling the delightful ache of being known. Draco lays down on top of you, pressing his face into your neck, his lips administering sweet kisses. “You’re so perfect. So beautiful, so smart. God, I’m never letting you go again.”
You smile, running your fingers through his hair. The pale strands are soft to the touch, deliciously messy from your touch. It's such a contrast from his usually perfect slick back, filling your heart with warmth as you relish in the fact that you alone get to see him like this. “I think I’ll let you keep me.” You tease.
Draco smiles, lifting his head so he can gaze down at you, his hand drifting over your waist and hip. “You better. Or else I’ll have to keep you locked away, all for myself to indulge in.”
You softly laugh, your smile growing. Your heart feels light, content and happy in this tender moment, your bodies warm together in the sheets. “Only if I get to keep you too.”
Draco’s eyes soften, and he nods, dipping down and pressing a soft kiss against your lips. “Always.”
#literally did not do any real work at my job just wrote this bad boy#chat i think i went insane#S.H i hope you're happy#if not im gonna cry#again#thanks again for the geto fic#even if i am still crying over that#draco malfoy#draco malfoy x reader#draco malfoy x you#draco malfoy x y/n#harry potter#draco#dracotok
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so that ii finale was really something
#ii humanized#ii knife#ii 18 spoilers#ii 18#inanimate insanity#ii toilet#toipad#ii mepad#ii fan#ii test tube#fantube#ii finale straight up making me wanna KILLLL MAHHHSEELLLFFF holy fuck chat I CATN TAKE IT ANYMORE#terrible day for mepad enjoyers all over the world#ii finale turned me into a toipad truther . ii finale changed my mind abt a Lot of ships actually . lwk funny bc this happened with the bfb#finale too 😭 finales making me change my mind abt pairings that ive liked for years in the span of less than an hour#PAYJAY CANONIZATION WAS INSANE BY THE WAY middle school me would not believe me if i told him payjay was literally canon IM LOOOSING ITTT#and obvs my goats the bright lights made me wanna KIL MYSELF as usual act ii lightbrush made me wanna shoot myself in the head and act iii#fantube also made me wanna shoot myself in the head I LOOOOVE THEM THEYRE MY FUCKING GOATS I already miss them Am i cooked?#my art
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When I literally have two voices in my head
One is really fucked up
Saying the most god awful fucked up shit
The other is only there to say “OK WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK MAN⁉️⁉️” to the other voice
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Will you end up totally leaving the hazbin fandom for murder drones and never draw it again😭😭?? Maybe I’m just paranoid cause you’re my favorite hazbin artist. It’s totally your choice which fandom you draw for though
that's too much, dontcha think? HAHAAHA
No, I wont ::3
Just bc I've been drawing smth else, doesn't mean I won't come back n draw the other or shit like that. In fact, I have a lot in store for both!
#messyr#chill chat i can like other things too w/o needing to 'leave' the other#plus i still have a lotta stuff for HH! ::]#it just happened to be that I wanna extend my content for MD (it's actually such a small fandom with *weird WEIRD* ppl im going insane‐#i need ppl to see stable content sO HERE I AM CONTRIBUTING WITHOUT THE NEEDING TO SAY “ what the fuck? ”)
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chat i am so cooked by them i keep thinking about them now the torchbearer talks to me in ways others haven't
#olympics#olympics 2024#the torchbearer#the final torchbearer#chat why are they so cool it is insane#i am going insane over them#please brING THEM BACK FOR THE CLOSING CEREMONY#PLEASE OLYMPICS PLEASE
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Irl ghost/entity NSFW experience???
Ok I've had some crazy experiences recently and idk where to talk about it so I'm just gonna ramble about it here
About a year ago I woke up with something/someone rubbing my back. It was really comforting. I was asleep and then woke up but didn't open my eyes, and it took me a while before getting the nerve to turn around and see nothing. It stopped after that and I was kinda sad it did.
That happened again once or twice in isolated events a few months apart until I noted my furniture moves slightly?? It's very slight, like my swivel chair turning slightly where I question if it's really moving.
Sometimes lights will flicker or dim for a second when I enter rooms, sometimes randomly when I'm in a room.
Then this morning, I woke up and was doing that thing where I was awake and still had my eyes closed--and for some reason, I had the feeling someone was in front of me? He talked to me (I don't remember what I said) and I reached forward, like kinda in front of my head, and there was a dick. Like, I felt a dick. I opened my eyes and there was nothing, but I felt it. And it didn't alarm me, the presence actually made me feel safe ngl. I don't know what came over me but I started stroking it, feeling it, and teasing him--sometimes I would open my eyes just to see I was jerking off the air. He was about to come when I stopped, and dude, I asked him to fuck me. Did I say it out loud? Maybe, I don't know.
And I felt it. I felt him enter me, I felt him moving in and out of me. It felt really good. I was just ass up feeling a phantom dick. I kept asking him to rub my clit, and sometimes I would feel, like, this ripple of please on my lil dick, and I felt like I was gonna come and then it would stop. This happened for a while until I fell asleep again, and I woke up very horny.
Idk why I'm adding this last part, but all of this started before I began to develop sort of a monster kink. And now that I have it this happens.
Tumblr, am I going insane? I hope not cause, to be honest, I welcome this. I probably am though, or more likely I was dreaming. But the thing is I don't feel things in my dreams, I felt this. If he's real I challenge him to appear while I'm fully awake but goddamn I think I'm going insane.
#am I living the dream or am I schizophrenic#Chat is this real#am i going insane#nsft#someone tell me whats happening#help#trans nsft#monster boyfriend#monster boy#monster kink#ghost kink#monster fucker#edging kink#am i going crazy#delusional#delulu#ghost#ghost encounter#irl ghost#living with ghosts#(?)#(?) maybe#suggestive#personal experiences#personal experience
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✨💐 Mother's Day 💐✨
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Machine. Gabriel omegaverse male pregnancy art.
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I'm two days late... *gasp* Did Minos finally..?
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Did Sisyphus finally..?
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Don't come to my server.
Don't pray to me.
Don't "V1 pregnant" react me.
We're done.
*vine boom*
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Guys, stop giving birth in vc.
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You know.
I'd really like to say all of the pregnancy jokes catch me off guard.
But to tell you the truth, I was expecting.
i hate it here
Omegaverse clip
Minos clip
Sisyphus clip
Divorce clip
Literally 1984
He was expecting :]
#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#wow. 2 posts. in 1 day. thats a lot of clips. im going to jail.#hey guys.#great posts these past 48 hours right.#i mean. real good.#surely this wont spawn any art ri-#guys i dont know what fucking chemicals are being put into the water supply that is causing all this but its chats fault#Due to Tumblrs audio upload limit that exists to spite me specifically#i am only uploading the non edited versions#again i havent seen fridays stream so im SORRY if i missed any clips that would have fit here.#i need the weekends as a break surely you understand i would go insane without one
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