#charlie rizz

[anonymouscheeses]

skibidi toilet but with charlie’s head😘😍

Silence woman, she's mewing

[sunlit-mess]

I can't get enough of this deer

[martanis]

"The Lord of the Rizz… Aurandir… and a special guest..." part 2/∞

[hi-i-love-u-bitch]

I think the funniest Hazbin Hotel crack theory headcannon is that Husk has the MOST absolute rizz out of everyone. Like he was highkey a fuck boi when he was alive and has been married and divorced at least 3 times and would have probably been more if marrying men were legal back in the day. You need a lot of suaveness and charm to get away with swindling people for a living and NOT die by pissing off the wrong person. Now that he's dead, old, and at rock fucking bottom he doesn't really care about it anymore but he still has that gentlemanly smoothness about him without even trying. Especially now that he just doesn't give a fuck about anything anymore he's extremely blunt and forward about what he thinks about people. Like he's not even trying to charm them, its just his honest opinion.

Husk: You're far to kind for this world, princess. But perhaps that also makes you stronger than the rest of us too; Finding reason to be kind to people without anything in return. I hope you never lose that softness in your heart.

Charlie, on the verge of tears: T-thanks you 💕

Husk: Look all I'm saying is that if Heaven wants to lose their best warrior because she's an ACTUAL angel with good morals unlike the monsters they have amongst their ranks, then its no skin off our backs. Bastards don't deserve you anyways Vaggie.

Vaggie, blushing as she fiddles with the hem of her skirt: Uh, yeah...thanks...😳

Husk: I mean, I wasn't all that surprised that you didn't "look" the part of the Devil. Partly because Charlie looks the way she looks and she's cute as a button. But also the books back on Earth said you were God's most perfect angel and I mean, like, *shrugs* they weren't wrong.

Lucifer, giggling like an awkward school girl: Ahaha, you're sooo funny 🫠💕

Husk: Look, you're a decent guy: you're smart, funny in that goofy charming sort of way, and pretty decent in the looks department by sinner standards. Plus if the rumors are true after that night in the club, you're not bad in the sack either. 😉

Sir Pentious, fan himself like a victorian lady: Oh my 😳

Husk, pissed: I swear if i wasn't on your damn leash I'd rip out your throat with my bare fucking teeth so you can finally shut the fuck up.

Alastor, desperately pretending that unhinged comment didn't make him internally swoon: My, my Husker, if you wanted a raise, all you had to do was ask~ 😃

Husk: You look good like this.

Angel, flirty: Like what? I look good every day Suga~

Husk, soft and genuine: Happy....when you're happy, when you're enjoying yourself, you have this glow about you.

Angel, breathless: Glow?

Husk, anxiously rubbing the back of his neck: Ha, kinda cheesy, but that's the best way I can describe it.

Angel: 😳🥺💕

[cornonation]

Darcy absolutely shocked at Taos rizz skills. Idk this is a silly comic I thought up and then drew.

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

pim pimpling

[brewing-mischief]

Imagine you finally meet up with the guy who stole both your wives from you

And his first threat to you is "now it's your turn"

Like Adam sure did hesitate with his attack for a hot minute there and can you blame him? Man was having his world wrecked before the fight even started.

[crimson-nail]

this is why wolfwood had to knock her out

[mooneysometimes]

[insert-funny-name-here69]

Emily: can I try rizzing you two up?

Vaggie and Charlie: uh, sure?

Emily, horrendously down bad with no experience in dating, women, or anything romantic: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Putting on the Rizz: Chaggie feat. Husker & Angel

Angel: Vagina, you're about as charming as a bed of razorblades.

Vaggie: If you call me that one more time, I'm going to collapse your sphincter on the grand staircase banister! And I can be charming when I want! I managed to get Charlie to date me, didn't I?

Husker: Because she's a bleeding heart with a savior complex, and you were literally a kicked puppy left by the dumpster.

Angel & Husk: (high-five)

Vaggie: (growling as her ribbon turns into horns) Fine! I'll prove it!

Charlie: (walks in) Hi, guys! What are you talking about? I could sense Vaggie's blood pressure rising.

Vaggie: (blushes faintly and clears her throat before sauntering up to Charlie with an extra sway in her hips) Princesa, a moment of your time?

Charlie: (blushes as her eyes zero in on Vaggie's hips) OooOoh... you can have all my time... (shakes head) Uh! S-Sure! W-What's up?

Vaggie: (reaches up on her tiptoes and whispers into Charlie's ear with a slight rumble in her chest)

Charlie: (blushes so hard her cheek circles disappear as it spreads down her neck to her hands, and she melts into a puddle) Askfbsks!

Vaggie: Love you, babe. (Winks and gives Charlie a kiss on the cheek)

Charlie: (starstruck) Uh-huh... Love you too, Vaggie~

Vaggie: (walks back to Angel and Husk proudly) Told you.

Husker: Well, I'll be double damned.

Angel: How the fuck did ya do that?!

Vaggie: I spoke Spanish in her ear in the chesty way she likes.

Husker: (watching as Keekee gently paws at the Charlie puddle on the floor) What did you say?

Vaggie: (coughs and shifts awkwardly) I actually blanked on something to say....so I just recited Lucifer's apple pie pancake recipe in Spanish.

Angel & Husker: (faces slam into the bar top)

[thesupernaturalhouse]

In the hazbins fallen au Vaggie bagged not one, but TWO PRINCESSES- of different realms....by being a sad, pathetic, wet feral cat of a girl

Because let's be honest, if Sera is ruling heaven, then she's the queen, and Emily is her sister, so princess

Vaggie somehow bagged the princess of heaven AND the princess of Hell. She has NO idea how she did it and is NOT going to be questioning her good luck

[cacaocheri]

hiii stardew valley fandom <3333 ive been brainrotting over this game for a week now and its about time i drew fanart

this is my farmer, charlie!!! they're very goofy and just trying to do their best even if they fish most of the time and are barely maintaining their farm. but hey at least theyre nice!!!!

they might have a thing going on with the local doctor...

(magma done with @tainted-genome !!!)

[martanis]

"Arondir beware, for he is Sauron, the suave deceiver." — ismael cruz córdova or "We saw you from across the bar..." part 1/∞

[justa-moth]

mr charlie "yes and" slimecicle for some reason just has such an energy about him that not only do all of his pcs always get shipped with another pc, but that ship is always the top ship in the campaigns fandom (fish and chips, ghostknife, and angelstone)

ALSO 2/3 of those ships were given their names from canonical interactions (i dont know about angelstone, but the other two were)

[divorce-enjoyer]

we need to bring back the charlie kelly is an asshole agenda. what are we even doing here. cmon gang lets sit in a circle and talk about our favourite terrible charlie moments