#charles wagner

[thewickerking]

Charles Wagner is NOT a woman and my name is Penis Cumgarbage. Listen to Cretaceous Peroiod by Sex Havers that is all Goodnight.

[joanofexys]

queer themes in x-men my beloved. Angel binding his wings. Bobby’s parents asking if he’s tried just not being a mutant. Nightcrawler and catholic guilt. The existence of cherik. Everything with Scott/Jean/Logan. Mystique and Destiny.

[darealsaltysam]

xmcu tweets part 3 !! i got lazy with these half of them are just tiktok sounds and tumblr posts el oh el

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[thewickerking]

[ID: A starry night sky with the caption "Left home as a straight. Returned home as a bisexual. What a day." End ID.]

[crystalbeastsquidney]

Halloween at the x mansion but it’s just everyone wearing starfleet uniforms. Charles does Not think it’s funny.

Bonus:

[trixter-god]

What happens when you become an x-men

1) Charles shows up AFTER the WORST possible day of your life and convinces you to come live at the mansion.

2) Logan decides if he’s gonna have to parent you or sleep with you

3) you get more trauma (somehow)

[mizzarh]

X-fam going on vacation on the jet

[mintaikk]

"X-men is becoming woke!" I'm sorry, have we been seeing the same series?

The main teacher is a disabled man who uses a wheelchair. The team has a powerful African lady who is literally called a god. In some universes, she is in an interracial relationship with Wolverine. The three most powerful members of the team are Jean, Storm, and Rogue, who are ALL women. Bishop is a smart and powerful black man. Forge is Native American and is super smart and builds cool futuristic tech stuff. One of the protagonists is a chinese-american girl whose love interest is a dark-skinned Latino dude. Mystique is literally gender fluid and married to a woman. Mystique also got the woman pregnant by giving herself a penis, which is how Kurt was born. Kitty Pryde is confirmed to be bisexual. Magick is confirmed to be bisexual. Iceman came out as a gay man. Wolverine dated the literal actually HERCULES in one comic. Deadpool has been confirmed by multiple writers (AND THE MOVIE) to be pansexual, and even has a (VIATNAMESE) nonbinary love interest in one comic. The entire series is about minorities living in a society that despises them.

But yeah, sure. Complain about Morph, a SEXLESS SHAPESHIFTER WHO WAS BARELY EVEN IN THE ORIGINAL SHOW, being nonbinary and having a crush on Wolverine.

Xmen has ALWAYS been woke. It's a metaphor for oppression and how anyone who differs from the societal norm is treated terribly. OF COURSE they're going to have queer characters in there 💀

[celticcatgirl2]

“Lord I pray for these two bratty old queens to stop fighting…”

[timbit-robin-art]

Sorry for goober-posting.

[fruit-dog]

Xmen characters are something that can be so personal….to me…

[the-songs-we-knew]

So it’s gonna play out like this, right?

[inmymagnetoera]

No need to thank me.

[darealsaltysam]

xmcu tweets part two. the ice cream post is an actual tumblr post i copied so dont let me take the credit for that one im not that funny

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[spielberkee]

OTHER PARTS ARE UNDER THE

#spielberkee fake tweets

little meow meows

charles eggavier

[earthquakeinmyhead]