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SMALL THINGS I THINK THE BOYS WOULD FALL FOR + CHARLES !!!
( dethklok + charles x reader hcs !! this is my first time writing for them so if its ooc i apologize in advance š )
NATHAN
- Being able to rest with you. He's an overthinker, even when it comes to resting
- He constantly wonders to himself if he's doing things right. Having you there to reassure him and bounce ideas with him makes Nathan feel much more confident about making big decisions for the band when Pickles is busy
- Reminding him to wear his glasses. Most of the time, he doesn't bother to unless the situation really calls for it
- Speaking of glasses, when he's in public with you and he can't see something , you become his glasses. ( When in private, he'll awkwardly tell you that you did a good job and that he loves you )
SKWISGAAR
- sharing
- straight up, just sharing anything
- Skwisgaar doesn't like sharing much of anything at all- you're the exception
- He secretly loves handing you sweets from his plate and watching your face light up when your eyes land on his fork (he pretends like it isn't a big deal, but it definitely is)
- He loves breaking pastries in half just to give the other piece to you
- Skwisgaar has a sense of pride whenever you thank him. He pretends like it's nothing (it's going to be on his mind for weeks)
PICKLES
- lazing around with you
- Pickles loves preparing the living room just for the two of you to watch on the various screens hooked up on the ceiling, snacks, blankets, and all
- if you're up for it, he'll gladly rewatch movies you've both seen a dozen times before
- does the trick where he pretends to yawn so he can wrap his arm around you ( does it because it makes you laugh every single time )
TOKI
- kisses!!
- pecks on the cheek, forehead kisses, butterfly kisses, Toki loves them all!!
- Especially quick pecks on the cheek when you need leave the room
- More than once, Skwisgaar has to tell him to pay attention during practice all because you kissed him
- Toki thinks kisses on the lips are the specialist of them all. He'd rather kiss you on the lips in private rather than in public
MURDERFACE
- listening to him
- due to how often he's overlooked in the band, he doesn't have anyone to share his thoughts with
- that was until you came into the picture
- William absolutely adores you. He knows that you won't ridicule him or cut him off when he's explaining battle facts or ideas he has for his own independent projects
- He also likes laying his head on your shoulder, but he tries playing it off as him being 'tired' from touring
- He tries to act tough but if you kiss him on the bridge of his nose his face will go entirely red (I'm talking about looking away and murmuring to himself type shit)
CHARLES
- calling each other
- even with how chaotic the boys are, Charles still tries to keep a consistent schedule so he can call you at the same times everyday
- Unsurprisingly, being Dethklok's manager is a time-consuming job
- Knowing that you're at home waiting for him with open arms makes him feel better
- He likes hearing you ramble about whatever over the phone whenever he has the time to call you
- On the rare occasion where he has nothing else to do, he often replays the voice messages you leave in his inbox, listening intently as if you were right in front of him. He misses you. A lot
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please feel free to ignore if this is too much but can I request Charles with a fem s/o whoās a punk singer and how he would react if someone from the audience throws something at her?
This is all over the place lmao but hopefully it's close to what you wanted
Charles With An S/O Who Is A Punk Vocalist And Has Something Thrown At Her
Charles first met your band when you were protesting a Dethklok concert. You and your girls spray painted āindustry pigsā on the Dethbus. Charles ordered the Klokateers to kill your band, but when he saw your face, he called them off. He was instantly smitten.
Being the professional he is, he worked out a deal with your band to work off the damages in place of his traditional punishments. Your band puts up a fight, but considering that the alternative is being brutally murdered by Dethklokās goons, you take the deal.
He, of course, had you working as his personal assistant. The two of you are very āopposites attract.ā Heās the corporate numbers guy in the suit, youāre the wild child punk vocalist, and somehow you work. He quickly worms his way into your heart in your time working together. He decides to wipe away your band's debt before itās paid off, now that he doesnāt need a fake excuse to be around you.Ā
Charles always feels like he can relax around you. You have a better head on your shoulders than his boys, so he doesnāt need to constantly watch over you, but he also doesnāt have to act cool and collected in your presence. You donāt worry about things the way most people do. Your mission is to have fun and that attitude rubs off on him. There have been multiple times since you got together that the media almost caught him getting sloppy.
When he has the time, he comes to your shows and hangs out backstage. It brings him back to the early days of Dethklok, smaller audiences in cramped, dirty venues. No special visual effects, just the music and the fans. He gets lost in your voice, hanging on every rage filled lyric.Ā
Though your relationship with Charles is kept out of the public eye, your affiliation with Dethklok brings more listeners to your band. And, with new fans, comes new problems. Some of the newcomers are overzealous, to say the least. Being in an all girl band in a somewhat male dominated genre really brings out the freaks.
Fans of all genders begin obsessing over you and your girls the way ladies obsess over Dethklok. Your bandmates freely fraternize with the groupies, but youāve got your Charles, so theyāre of no interest to you. Your disinterest in sleeping with your fans doesnāt stop them from wanting you, however.
Charles has had to have undercover Klokateers ātake careā of your groupies more than once. You wonāt allow him to bring around his āfascist army of secret police,ā as you call them, so he has to be discreet with them. The man is overprotective.Ā
It starts with flowers. Adoring fans pelt the stage with roses. Charles loves seeing how your face lights up at the gifts. The people love you! Not as much as he loves you, but they love you nonetheless!
But of course it had to escalate. Female fans developed a habit of throwing their panties and bras on stage. Charles doesnāt mind at first as he considers the action more for your bandmates than you. Hell, the thought of you being with some of your lady fans is, admittedly, a little bit of a turn on. Heās far too possessive of you to share you with anyone, but he can fantasize.
It isnāt until you jokingly take a particularly large bra and wear it on your head that the pangs of jealousy begin hitting him. While your bandmates are enjoying the attention of the groupies backstage, the two of you are hanging out in a more secluded section of the venue. You can immediately tell that something is up with him.
āWhatās wrong, babes? Youāre so quiet tonight,ā You prod. You know your boy isnāt the greatest at expressing his emotions. He gives one word answers, but you can tell by the way his eyes keep going to your head that the problem is there.
āWhat, this thing?ā You tear the bra off. āI was just being funny. I didnāt think it would bother you.ā
āI just donāt like the thought of you with someone else,ā he admits.
āWell, Iām not with someone else,ā you remind him. āIām all yours. Thereās nothing to be jealous about.ā You kiss him on the cheek. He fights back a smile. āFrom now on, Iāll only wear your underwear on my head.ā
āYou donāt have to do that.ā Charles gifted you with one of his rare giggles. It was so adorable that you had to tackle him in a suffocating hug.
Eventually, some fringe fans accuse your band of being sellouts. You saw this coming, but Charles still gives a death stare to anyone who dares to voice their criticism of you.
During the last show of your first North America tour, one of your detractors takes it too far. A man in the mosh pit hurdles a half empty beer bottle directly at your face. The bottle shatters on your skull and draws blood.
The show stops and your band rushes to your aid. Charles commands one of his lackeys to grab the man who did it and escort him backstage so Charles could handle this himself.
āYou just made the biggest mistake of your life,ā Charles growls at your attacker. He has the man tied to a chair. Klokateers bring Charles boxes full of beer bottles. Time for poetic justice.
Charles methodically breaks every bottle on the manās thick, useless skull. He didnāt usually partake in such senseless violence (as he preferred his violence to have sense) but this man fucked with his woman. Sticky beer and gushing blood soak the manās clothes. Charles leaves him tied to the chair to die a slow, painful death.Ā
He wipes the dark expression from his face and goes to check on you. He finds you resting on the green room couch, your head bandaged. Your bandmates leave you two alone.
āAre you alright, my love?ā He kneels between your legs and squeezes your thighs.
āAll good. It looked worse than it is,ā you assure him. āWhere were you? I wanted you to stay with me after this happened.ā Your voice is a little hurt. It breaks Charlesās heart.
āI had to make sure the attacker was, uh, taken care of.ā His eyes dart away from your face. āIām here now. Iām all yours.ā
āYou didnāt kill him, did you?ā You ask. His lack of answer is answer enough. āCharles you really gotta stop doing that.āĀ
āIām sorry, Y/n.ā He sits next to you. āIāll increase security so this doesnāt happen again.ā He wraps his arms around you. You rest your injured head on his chest. Charles might not be the most emotionally intelligent person around, but he always knew how to make you feel safe.
#dethklok#metalocalypse#charles foster offdensen#charles offdensen x reader#dethklok x reader#metalocalypse x reader#x reader#reader insert#I need to learn how to write shorter stories#mtl#fanfic request#taking requests
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Could you please do Charles Offdensen (Metalocalypse) dating a reader who has her own band? (Not death metal but just stuff like Mcr or green day)
I Vaguely Remember How He Could Be So...Silly. I'm Sad To Say I Forgot How This Show Went! But At The Same Time, I'm SO Glad I Started Picking It Up Again. Anyway, Charles Offdensen, Everybody.
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ā¦ A refreshing face, thank god. Hopefully, you and your band doesn't cause as much trouble at those of Dethklok. He loves them in his own way, but there were times he had to stop and rethink his decision(s) for staying with them. ā¦ He sees you're not in the whole death metal scene. You and your crew play more rock, emo, or what have you. He thinks it's impressive having a band in general, but the way your energy plays off each other...it's spectacular. And from that moment forward, he just had to see more. More of you. ā¦ His "robotic" behavior did intimidate you, but once you got to know him, you both were so smitten. His flirt game is surprisingly strong. ā¦ Sadly, he can't make it to every performance. But, when he does, he doesn't make his presence known. He'll most likely be off in a corner with his arms crossed, or getting a drink, and just take in the music. Then, when it's all over, he'll make his way to you and let you know how gorgeous you were. ā¦ During those times he can't make it though, you're going to KNOW how much he loves you. My god, the way he pours his heart out to you each time he messages you about it makes you want to cry before you get out there. ā¤·"(Y/N), I can't show up to this one. I'd say 'Good luck' but I know you won't need it. Every time you perform is like watching a star being born. Be sure to hydrate, and keep being the star you are." ā¦ Some of your songs play on repeat in the back of his mind. When no one's around, he'll hum or quietly sing the lyrics while he's in the middle of working. ā¦ If your band manages to sell records/CDs, he'll buy each album. If your band struggles to sell, he'll help out any way he legally can. ā¦ At this point, Dethklok better watch out. Charles might make you an offer you just can't resist~ā
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Hello there!! I really enjoyed your "what makes them soft/what gets them hard" headcanons for Dethklok. I was wondering if you could write a similar thing for Charles? If you're comfortable taking that request, that is. If not, feel free to ignore. I love your blog!
OHHHH BOYYYYY
So Charles isnāt in my āmen to simp forā Radar, as much as I love him as a character and I donāt think I would ever write anything like that on my own-
BUT YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IM GONNA TRY also you seem like such a sweetheart so I have to
Charles Offdensen
What makes him soft š
Charles is, obviously, a very busy man. All day, everyday, work work work. His hands are usually full, signing away at documents, shaking hands to confirm business deals, fidgeting nervously while he discusses finances. So it means a lot when you gently stop what heās doing and take the time to kiss his hands. Graze your lips over his knuckles and fingertips, heāll be entranced by the sentiment. Even if you let go to let him continue whatever he was doing, heāll be thinking about it for at least an hour.
He really likes being sung to. The only music he listens to nowadays is death metal (usually Dethklokās) which obviously includes a lot of screaming, growling, and heavy instrumentals. He says it āputs him in the brutal moodā for whatever Dethklok is going pursue next. But, despite this, his favorite type of music is listening to your heartbeat while you quietly sing or hum. Doesnāt matter what song, doesnāt matter how good you are. Please let him place his head on your chest and just sing for him.
Basically the opposite of Tokiās Charles is a serious, uptight, no-fun business man. Everyone calls him Mr. Offdensen, Dethklok gets the privilege of using his first name and occasionally robot, and only you can use any sort of pet name. Use it to your advantage, itās so funny how dry he is to your dumb names, and despite seeming indifferent, he really does love the silliness of it.
āHey there, my adowable, wittle pookie-bear muffin boy!ā
āHello Y/N.ā
The thought of a room full of government officials and businessmen having to watch this display while holding back the cringe is so funny to me holy shit.
Whats gets him hard ā¤ļøāš„
Iām gonna repeat again; Charles is busy. As much as he cares about you, he hardly has time for your relationship and is simply trying is best. Sex is barely ever on his mind. Until it is all thatās in your mind and you let him know. Seeing you needy and wanting him, hanging onto him, tugging at his tie, trying to pull him away from his work is the quickest way to get him hot and bothered. He just hasnāt considered being so desired before and it makes him crazy to watch you act like that for him.
Continuing that, when the two of you are in public and you suddenly get all touchy with him. Grazing his thigh, kissing his neck, running your hands in his hair. He knows that he should be above this and tell you to stop, but he really does love how shameless it is and how good it feels. Heās usually the most economically and socially powerful person in any room heās in, so no oneās gonna tell him to quit on on the PDA anyway. If youāre lucky, heāll pay you back for it at home. If youāre really lucky, heāll drag you off into a nearby bathroom or closet. If youāre unlucky, wellā¦
Is he a mean lover? No. Charles is very attentive and mindful of your needs. Heās going to constantly affirm with you that heās doing the right thing. How selfless of him. But once that is all done and taken care of and he understands your limitsā¦oh my god he wants to see you cry so badly. He just loves seeing you whine and squirm, your pretty face leaking tears for him. Of course heāll be nice enough to kiss your tears away and praise you for how good youāre being, but that doesnāt mean heāll stop.
#dethklok#metalocalypse#polyklok is real#dethklok headcanon#metalocaypse headcanon#charles offdensen#charles Offdensen x reader#charles Offdensen headcanon#metalocalypse charles#I draw the line at magnus hammersmith tho#also I dont know why the āget him hardā part was likeā¦connected or something#why did I low key make Charles an exhibitionist what does that say about me#request filled
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IMAGINE (Metalocalypse)
Being Charles assistant
Y/n H Akalitus has been working with Charles Offdensen for a few months, and her ambition, witty yet doormat style personalityļæ¼ caught his eye.He likes how he can count on her with schedules, retrieving receipts and calls, making sure the boys are semi on track during meetings and knows when the mood to get serious about the boys safety.
He likes to say stuff like: āAkalitus is my eyes and ears.ā āSheās uh my little strong rock.ā āMy uh butter to my whole wheat bread.ā āThe best assistant I could uh ever ask for.ā But doesnāt says that to her nor anyone except maybe Abigail.
Of course he would have her tag along with the band whenever Charles is too busy to watch them. He has her phone number on speed dial when he needs to check up on her and the band-but mostly her. He has her name marked as āLittle rockā on his dethphone.
One time when Y/n is getting ready to go home. She dropped some paperwork on Charles desk and tells him to have a good night. He stopped her right before she was heading to the door. āI see that you have tomorrow off. Any uh special plans or errands you doing? Just checking.ā ā oh w-well I was gonna to to this book fair to meet this author and get my book signed.ā She sheepishly replied, twiddling her thumbs. āOh that sounds uh nice. You know uh Iām free too and uh Abigail is mostly gonna keep the guys busy. I was wondering uh if I could join too?ā
Then there was a pause. āKinda uh want to see the selection of books you know.ā Akalitus smiled at him and nods. āSure you can come!ā
{Iām Sorry La Squadra! Metalocalypse is flooding my head lol Iāll come back to you!}
#metalocalypse#metalocalypse x reader#charles offdensen#charles foster offdensen#charles offdensen x reader#funny I used to get scared of the intro when I was little#dethklok#headcanon
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Charles Offdensen x reader who makes music
Was gonna make this a duel post with knubbler but then I realized I already... wrote that..
Notes: reader is GN, established relationship, admin has never written for Charles before so expect this to likely be ooc
CWs: none
supportive of you, he buys anything you put out- merch for example
if you do concerts, hes also going to go to them as well
he offers you some ties to companies that can help boost you, producers or just ways to get your music out there if youre smaller
but if youre a more private artist, and dont want to be huge?
he can get behind that, and hes going to respect that
politely listens to anything you hand to him
oh this man is in love if you ever dedicate anything to him and only him
thinking about that extra where hes rapping in his office, growing the idea of him showing you some of the things hes made
i doubt he would be interested in putting anything out to the public, having something private between the two of you is enough for him
sometimes you both sit down and comes up with things together
its... actually a little sweet
#mtl x reader#mtl x you#mtl imagine#metalocalypse x you#metalocalypse x reader#metalocalypse imagine#charles offdensen x reader#charles offdensen x you#charles offdensen imagine#cfo x reader#cfo x you#cfo imagine
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INTRODUCTION.
hii .. call me mandy. i go by any prns, and i'm a minor. this is a writer blog for me to post headcanons/one-shots that are either requested or made by my own.
rules:
do's!
angst.
fluff.
platonic.
romantic.
any gender.
x reader only.
don't's!
smut.
shipps.
anything illegal.
fandoms! (for now).
cry of fear/afraid of monsters.
metalocalypse.
requests are open and remember to specify wether you want a one-shot or headcanons.
#cry of fear#cry of fear x reader#metalocalypse#metalocalypse x reader#simon henriksson x reader#sophie cof x reader#david leatherhoff x reader#nathan explosion x reader#charles offdensen x reader#toki wartooth x reader#william murderface x reader#pickles the drummer x reader#skwisgaar skwigelf x reader
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How are the boys when their s/o is away on a trip for a while? Like which ones call constantly? Which ones are calm? Any have separation anxiety?
This was fun to think about, and very well timed! +Charles as well -- Enjoy! <3
Charles Foster Offdensen
Have fun for him, wonāt you? Charles will absolutely miss you while youāre gone ā with the lives you share, you donāt always have too much time to spend together, not to say that he wonāt miss the time you do get ā but heās happy that youāll be having a good time. His biggest worry is about your safety, but thatās nothing a few Klokateers canāt fix.
He looks forward to your nightly phone call more than ever ā after a long day of running around, his steady voice is so nice to listen to. And you know, itās funny ā heās already less stiff around you, but over the phone, heās a little more willing to just be a bit silly. Especially as time goes on. Maybe itās because of the distance that comes with a call. Maybe he just misses you.
And heād be lying if he didnāt pay just a little bit more attention to the vibration of his phone, just in case you send him a text or a photo. He might not respond immediately, but he does look forward to hearing from you.
He does find himself thinking of you often ā certain colors, trinkets, your interestsā¦ heāll text you about them every now and then, just to let you know youāre in his thoughts.
Please send him a postcard or two, if youāre able. He likes physical items like that, especially if you scrawl a little note on the back.
10/10, heāll be sure to take you on a nice date when you get home to make up for lost time.
Nathan Explosion
Listen, Nathan isnāt the most talkative man on Earth. Or in the States. Or in Mordhaus. Or, anywhere, really. No, his way of showing love is through spending time together. He loves getting up in the afternoon morning with you, going through your morning routine, watching you pick out your outfitsā¦ loves to just you know, exist with you. He thought he was going to be fine while you were gone, but everyone in a 30mi radius could tell he was not.
Spoiler alert: He is not.
Heās awkward on phonecalls, and is abysmal on videocalls (canāt hold a phone straight to save his life), so while he will 100% try, heās notā¦ heās not great. But you know, just keep him updated with your daily activities ā send photos of your adventures, of your outfit choices in the morning, of the random shit you found in the shopsā¦ it makes him feel just a little less alone. And heāll try to do the same, even if the photos are always weirdly out of focus. He does better at the random voice notes heāll send to you ā now those, those make you feel more at home. Itās usually just some random thing heās been thinking of ā maybe itās a random verse heās been noodling at, maybe itās an idea for some new too-expensive project, maybe itās just some random thought that wonāt leave him alone. But they mean a lot.
Other than that, he does fairly decent at distracting himself ā if there was any time for a good-old friender-bender, itās now.
5/10, Pickles is doing his damndest to keep him away from the tequila.
Pickles the Drummer
Heās been preparing for this day from the moment you put it on the calendar. He just knows heās going to be horrific, going to spin himself in circles, going to chew his own arm off, andā
Heās actually fine. He thought he was going to be shaking like a chihuahua in your absence, but all things considered, heās actually pretty damn okay! I mean yeah, he looks forward to your call at night, and he gets a bit sad if you ever have to miss it, but heās not basing his entire day around the void your absence has made. Part of that comes from the photos you send throughout the day ā he knows you havenāt just fucked off and abandoned him, which honestly, was his biggest worry. The other half of his nonchalance comes with his lifestyle. I wouldnāt say heās drinking more now that youāre gone, but alsoā¦ heās bored. Heās not drinking himself to death, mind you, itās justā¦ Pickles.
He for sure gets a bit sappier when heās really under the influence ā he will be showing photos of your adventures to anyone who will listen. And to anyone who wonāt. Heās glad youāre having a good time, genuinely.
Might as well go on a good old friender-bender while he has the time, though.
9/10, surprisingly normal, but someone should really look into his liver ā how it hasnāt shut down by now is anyoneās guess.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
When its time for your trip, he thinks heās gonna do great in your absence. Love you to death, but itāll be nice to play guitar in the middle of the night again without having to worry about waking you up. And he can finally watch that horror movie you said heād hate because for some reason youāre convinced that he hates them. Oh! And he can finally try his hand at drinking Nathan under the table again, andā
He has a whole list of stupid shit planned out, and he doesnāt even make it an hour before heās smacked with a very crushing loneliness. He finds himself turning to murmur to you, only to have your usual space justā¦ empty.
The weight of your absence is stunning, and he refuses to admit how much he misses you. But you can take a guess, with how much he draws out your midnight phonecalls. And really, its hard to keep up the dirty talk for that long without getting clicheā how about you just tell him about your day?
4/10, emotionally constipated Swedish man ends up in ER with repetitive strain injuries to the fingers and wrist, more news at 10:00.
Toki Wartooth
Toki considers himself to be fairly adaptable. I mean sure, he misses you half to death, but he can function without you. Plus, he always has his memory boxes and scrapbooks for when heās particularly longing, and he always has the ability to call!
By which I mean, heās calling you almost any chance he gets. But to be fair, thatās not too much different from when youāre at home ā he just likes to talk to you. He keeps you updated on all of the shenanigans at Mordhaus, so you never really feel too far from home. But now that youāre off on your own adventure, he wants to hear all about it! Please send him photos!
Genuinely, he does great at surviving without you. That is, until it comes time to sleep ā he didnāt realize how good you were at keeping the nightmares at bay. Expect a slightly longer call at night ā he probably wonāt tell you about the nightmares, but he does get a bit whinier about you coming home.
8/10, surprisingly adaptable, but please bring him a trinket. No, it does not matter that he could buy every item in the country thrice over ā he would still like a little trinket.
William Murderface
He does not miss you, heās just buying a casket and writing his will because itās a fun, Tuesday activity.
Okay, heās lying, he misses you so fucking much itās unreal. It just feels weird to, you know, say it like that. Heād be calling you 24/7 if you werenāt out and about, living your life. So instead, he texts. Thereās no obligation to respond immediately, mind youā¦ but a few updates here and there would be deeply appreciated.
He tries his absolute best to distract himself while youāre gone ā maybe Planet Piss will finally get itās first EP down (false) ā with varying success. His chief method of distraction comes to hanging out with the bandā¦ and the boys are texting you by the end of the week to please come home, because theyāre having to beat him off with a stick. Heās also weirdly agitated with everyone but you, which certainly doesnāt help mattersā¦ but on the phone, heās just as soft as could be.
3/10, heās going to chew his own leg off at this rate. Someone save him, please.
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heyy so nice to see a new author in the mtl tag ā” ļ½('ā½^äŗŗ)
how good are the boys at dancing? from best to worst
would they agree to dance with their s/o? when and where?
(I'd love if you added charles too if that isn't too many people heh)
Hi I love asks like these!!! Iām happy to be in the mtl tag! I havenāt felt so compelled to write since undertale (thatās a LONG TIME!!!)
Oh guys you better hold onto your pants because I have a fucking tierlist for all the characters coming up!
Anyways onto the dancing!
If youāre looking for a nice night on the town, you better ask Pickles or Charles! Not only do they know the best spots in town (though drastically different for the both of them) they will absolutely show you off! Pickles I feel like would love to dance in general, itās the liquid courage in his veins. Someone should have taken him to prom, this man can boogie down in a rusty club. He likes to go with the flow and if thatās the kind of night youāre looking for then have a few drinks with pickles!
However if you want a more put together date, then Charles is your man. Fancy rides, expensive dinners, futuristic clubs. Heās watching your every move as you dance, he could make your silhouette out in a crowd instantly. Watch him if he drinks with you, he will get silly. If you like secretly perverted dorks, then take Charles dancing. That man knows how to move.
Skwisgaar would take some major convincing. But when you finally convinced him to take you dancing you didnāt expect what him to be so sensual. Who are you kidding of course you did, but that didnāt stop the shivers from running down your spine anytime he touched youā¦his hands smoothly covering your hips just so he could hook his thumbs into your belt loops and pull you right where he wanted youā¦ he looked at you like you were the only one on the dance floor, something unspoken behind his eyesā
What was I talking about again-? it would most likely be a while before you could convince him to go out like that again-
Those other goobers are not grooving! šššš
Nathan poor fella canāt carry a rhythm to save his life. The most he could do for you was a slow dance in his room, even then heād be a little hesitant. Mushy love songs definitely were not brutal. But you liked themā¦he could pretend for a few minutes just to see you smile.
Toki the lad tries, but I imagine he looks like the freestyle dance teacher! Ź°įµĖ¢ į¶Ź³ā±įµįµ įµįµāæ įµā±įµįµĖ¢ į¶ įµŹ³ Ė¢įµįµįµįµā±āæįµ įµāæ YOUR Ė¢Ź°įµįµĖ¢ įµāæįµ/įµŹ³ įµįµįµĖ¢.
The two of you were just fine singing the songs to your hearts content instead!
Murderface straight up refuses. He knows he canāt dance and canāt stand to make a fool of himself around you. The most youāve ever gotten was a head bop or a foot tapā¦if you were lucky BOTH!! Itās a shame heās so stubborn, heās definitely caught you in the act of dancing around when you thought you were alone, but you looked great when you did it!
#metalocalypse#nathan explosion#dethklok#x reader#charles offdensen#nathan explosion x reader#dethklok x reader#pickles the drummer#skwisgaar skwigelf#skwisgaar skwigelf x reader#william murderface#toki wartooth
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Fictional characters I expect to be in my room the morning of my birthday but itās obvious Iām mentally ill:
Lester Sinclair( the absolute light of my life)
Thomas brown Hewitt/leatherface( heavy on this one)
Stefano valentini
Eddie gluskin
Junkrat
Sigma
Nemesis
Literally every decepticon
Montgomery Gator
Every la squadra member
Charles foster offdensen
#lester sinclair#slasher x reader#thomas brown hewitt#leatherface x reader#the evil within x reader#stefano valentini#junkrat#nemesis#resident evil#sigma overwatch#fnaf x reader#monty gator#metalocalypse x reader#charles foster offdensen#decepticons#la squadra#jjba x reader#outlast
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Photos with Dethklok 6/31
Pronouns: none use but its acknowledged reader is male or at least male presenting
Physical Sex: any!
How far are things going?: no more is mentioned then jerking off
Warnings: no murderface idc idc!. slight stalker-ish behavior to celebrities, some delusion on the reader's end, mentions of sex, and jerking off, slightly out of character cause this is self-indulgent.
What inspired me to write how I did: Dinner in America! the clip of it being revailed he is John Q and got off on the photos she sen made me so giddy I had to do something.
Outline: going through fanmail took forever, but when each band member plus Charles starts getting unique letters from a very passionate fan, they start to become obsessed with them and look forward to the photos and exciting letters.
Fan mail swarmed like a tidal wave, resulting from the men's highly sustained fame. The sheer volume of letters became an overwhelming mess to sort through each night. Large black bags filled to the brim sat in the center of the living room, and the bandmates typically gathered around, reading the letters aloud and bursting into laughter at the outrageous messages sent by countless fans. Women beg for a chance, and men send mixtapes of "The Next Big Thing." The occasional fan art came, though, which had its pile if the men liked their portrayal.
Recently, though, one member began to behave differently. He would quickly scan the bags with his name on them, his heart racing as he tucked one special letter under his arm or slipped it into his shirt before darting away. The lively laughter of his bandmates faded into the background, and he found himself alone with the red letter, his hands trembling as he held the damp, thick crimson paper. The first letter of yours he had opened was a nice surprise. A pleasant sent from the paper letter would fill the air, and the neat handwriting was palatable and easy to read, unlike the forced chicken scratch that often came through.
Toki
Toki tucked the red envelope into his shirt and mumbled that he had forgotten something in his room, his boots thudding against the stone and carpeted floor. He knew full well who his letter was from, which sent a jolt into his stomach. He always looked forward to your letters, and the fresh and woodsy smell of the letter sent a chill down his spine. He knew there was no way you were a woman with such perfume, but he had long gotten used to that idea as a small polaroid fell onto the floor next to his boot. Panicked, he grabbed the photo and ran into his room, slamming the door behind himself.
Reading your letter, he felt like he was on fire.
Good afternoon, Mr. Wartooth.
I hope all of my letters have reached you in perfect condition. I would be disappointed if any photos I sent were bent or damaged in the post office. Although you have never replied, you enjoy my letters. No one at my office believes I enjoy your music, as I rarely discuss my interests. However, nothing quite makes me smile like your performances. Watching you lose yourself on stage, I can't help but imagine pampering you every night, giving you massages to help relieve any soreness.
Your letters detailed how much you'd care for him in every way. He felt flushed as he finally turned the Polaroid over. Your satin black button-up reflected in the fluorescent light of what he assumed was your office.
Toki's hand mirrored yours in the photo, and he couldn't take his eyes off it. This was the fifth image you had sent of yourself, starkly contrasting to your earlier pictures of model planes that only showed your lap or hand. He imagined you in a closed-off office, cold and severe at work and home, dedicated to pleasing him. After concerts, you would take him in your arms, brushing his hair and giving him the kind of attention he had never received from a man before.
Nathan
Nathan cleared his throat loudly, struggling to find an excuse to leave. He simply yelled "restroom" as he exited the living room. The dark red envelope carried a scent of cloves and cinnamon, making his mouth water. His large hands nearly tore the envelope apart in his eagerness.
The first thing he looked at was the Polaroid. Your tongue piercing is a dark red ball matching the septum ring you had. He couldn't take his eyes off the sight of your shiny, soft-looking lips.
It was a top-down shot of you in a black pair of boxers and shirtless. His throat was dry seeing the nipple rings you detailed getting in your last letter when they were fresh and healing. The photo cut off around your eyes. He kept a small box with the pictures you'd sent him anytime he wanted something to jerk his drooling cock too.
He had plenty of groupies who'd give him their social security numbers so he could even look at them. But you, well, he had no clue who you were; he didn't understand the effort you put into these photos, but by God, did he hold them close. At every show, he tries to find you in the crowd. The man who's been mailing him Polaroids for months of himself in compromising positions.
It was like a big tease; you were throwing yourself at him, but he couldn't touch you. He couldn't feel the cool metal of your nipple rings against his tongue, feel the ball of your piercing against his cockhead. And it drives him crazy.
Hey Nathan
Just wanted to give an update to my body mods :P They hurt like a bitch, but it's worth it to imagine how good it's gonna feel tugging on them soon enough. I was told half a year, but I couldn't help but feel them up last meet and greet. What a thrill to be so close, and you had no clue, or maybe you did. Something tells me you didn't, seeing as you stared at my tongue-piercing and didn't say a word. Maybe next time, I'll roll up shirtless and give you an up-close look.
Skwisgaar
Skwisgaar slipped away from the group, not needing to say an excuse, hiding behind his usual disinterested demeanor. He carefully opened the red envelope; he had a collection going and wanted to keep it in excellent condition. The smell of deep florals and pine-filled his senses, making it hard to get on the spot, as the familiar smell did.
He has plenty of letters and nude photos from fans, but yours was a tease. He didn't see any skin from you. Just you speaking like he's a pen pal. Your Polaroids were just you in traditional feminine clothing in your home, writing about your cleaning tips and cooking ideas like a housewife from 1950.
Your letter about making a pie for Christmas included a photo of you holding a beautiful pie in a red velvety square-neckline dress, frilly red apron, and white oven mitts. Your face was cut off at the lips, where he noticed a deep red color. It was now June, and that photo still popped into his mind as something that would take him over the edge.
He'd find a few women dressed as you did, but it never scratched the itch properly. There was no build-up with fans he met with. Seeing your chest in the square neckline was the most you'd given him since mailing him letters over a year ago.
Happy holidays, Skwisgaar!
I'm working on a new way to make apple pies. I heard soaking the apples helps them not shrink, and it's worked! The pie came out very full, and the apples didn't shrink. It should be a much more filling pie. I'm in charge of the main dish and dessert at my next holiday party; I'm thinking of a roasted chicken but more like pollo asado. I'll send photos if I make that! Do you all get fed well over there for the holidays? I would like to mail my famous mashed potatoes recipe! It goes with anything.
Pickles
Pickles hid his letter inside his dark grey shirt. The corners of the envelope poked his stomach, and he pretended to have a hangover as he stumbled away. He softly hissed as the letter jabbed him on his way to his room.
Finally landing on his bed, he tore the note open, holding a piece up and taking a deep inhale of the black leather sent with a woody undertone to it. You had two polaroids within the envelope. One he turned to look at immediately to see a photo of your shirtless bulge clear through your jock strap.
Pickels bit at his lips as he eagerly began to read the letter you had left him.
Hey Pickles,
My workouts have been pushing me, and I'm seeing impressive changes in my physique. One of my ultimate goals is to become a Klokateer. Picture this: You'd have a man twice your size doing anything you want. I'd be at your beck and call 24/7. Just imagine feeling my bicepsāthey're growing so much that they might be twice the size of your head. A big buff guy, you get to boss around. Sounds like a dream job for me.
I can't resist the idea of you bossing me around because you like it. Do you feel the same way? We'll find out if I make it in.
Pickles peaked at the other Polaroid. Seeing it being a photo of you flexing your large arms and pecs on display, he desired he could get his hands on them. It was no secret that Pickles was the smallest in the group; the concept of such a large man being willing and wanting him to take command and dominate him made Pickles throb.
Charles
"Aw, mans, what the shits! Charles this is yous letter nots mines!" Toki held out the red envelope to Charles. Charles tucked the letter into his suit pocket, offering to order food for the band to keep them from asking too many questions. Hook, line, and sinker, they fell for it. After leaving to make the phone call, he walked down the hallway to his office, only opening the letter once he was seated in his desk chair with the blinds drawn.
Pulling his chair into his desk, Charles used a letter opener to cut through the thick paper. The tear was silent as it released the smell of vanilla and musk. He had already found the colone you were using on the internet and gotten a bottle for himself, but nothing compared to how it came in the letter. He inhaled the smell, and Charles accidentally placebo himself when it came to the scent, so he had almost immodestly popped a boner.
He groaned at the stiffness, pants feeling so tight because he knew what was to come. Unfolding the letter, three photos fell out as he focused on your written word.
Hello Mr. Offdensen,
I may not know how many letters you receive, but I can't help but express my admiration for you. You are a true hidden gem in the band. An undeniable spark ignites within me when you spring into action whenever things go awry. Watching you in the background during interviews or events is like witnessing a masterpiece unfold. Your presence adds a sense of order to their work. I worked at a venue where they performed, and I had to take many breaks after you spoke to me about the arrangements. I couldn't stop thinking about how desperately I wanted to give you a break and any release. I imagine a man like yourself comes home and wants to be taken care of, and I can do that, Charles; if you need me bent over a desk or tied down, exhaust it out of you. Have my address. <3
Charles did well enough to keep his private life private. Still, after getting a taste of it, he allowed himself to act out of character and fantasize about it. When he checked the clear photos you sent, he discovered your offer was very literal. He picked up the one printed image, and it was just as you had offered, bent over a desk, pants undone but not pulled down fully; your hands seemed to be bound together, but your head was against the desk.
One Polaroid was a picture of a few toys you had, all matching the aesthetic of your room he could see in the background. The third photo was your hand covering your sex in a deep red pair of lingerie, your mouth slightly opened. Pulling a manila file from his desk drawer, dumping the remaining photos out to take a quick peek at the growing collection he now had. he hummed, gathering them together to spend more time with later in the night.
#male reader#metalocalypse x male reader#metalocalypse x reader#charles offdensen x male reader#toki wartooth x male reader#nathan explosion x male reader#pickles the drummer x male reader#pickles x male reader#skwisgaar x male reader
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Dethklok+Charles Catching You Dancing
Suggested by @strangekindaerin
Warnings: Weird song choices
Nathan:
Nathan is hanging out with you in your apartment
Heās eating chips on the couch, waiting for you to finish up some chores so you can watch a movie with him
He can hear a small noise coming from your kitchen. It sounds a little like your voice. He goes to investigate
Heās thinking you mightāve gone insane and started talking to yourself, but he finds that youāre actually just singing quietly to yourself, headphones on and hips swaying as you wash a few dishes
The vision of your ass shaking side to side is pretty hot, but heās really entranced by your voice
You donāt notice him approaching, the chorus of Lose Yourself To Dance by Daft Punk flowing into your ears and out of your mouth
He taps you on the shoulder, making you jump
āDammit, Nathan! Donāt sneak up on me like that!ā
āThat song isnāt brutal,ā he tells you, as if you asked
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āYour voice is nice thoughā¦ā he mumbles. You smile at him, your anger gone
āThanks, Nate. Wait for me in the living room, Iāll be done in a minute,ā he does as heās told without a word, but he canāt get the image of you singing and dancing out of his head
When you finally join him, heās completely lost interest in the idea of watching a movie
āCould you, um, keep singing that song?ā He feels a little pathetic asking. The song wasnāt his favorite, but the sound of your voice was irresistible to him
Your eyes go a little wide. āOh! Sure, but only if you dance with me,ā you extend a hand out. He hesitates, but accepts it and stands up from the couch
The two of you sway and swing around your small living room, Nathan allowing you to expose him to this āgirl musicā just this once. Heāll be sure to put on something nice and heavy for the next song
Pickles
Pickles stumbles back to his room after another wild night of drinking
You had been out with him, but he lost you somewhere along the way. He gave up on looking for you after awhile and decided it was time for bed
He hears some loud pop song playing in his room through the closed door. He cringes at the sound of it
He finds you behind the door, busting it down to Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado and Timbaland. You donāt seem to notice him over the music
He flashes his crooked grin. The song is awful, but seeing you drop that ass down to the floor is an amazing sight
He canāt resist grabbing your shaking ass as youāre dipping to the floor
āPickles! Babe!ā You spin around and give him a big, sloppy kiss on the lips. āWhereād ya disappear to?āĀ
He chuckles. āYouāre the one that ran off. Whatās with this terrible music?āĀ
He knew it wasnāt a song you would listen to sober, so you must be even more hammered than he is
āDunno, it just kinda felt right,ā you do a somersault towards the door, landing in a half split since you canāt quite stretch all the way out. You canāt do tricks like this when your sober mind reminds you that you can hurt yourself
Pickles is so impressed (and turned on) that heās no longer bothered by the trashy music in the background
āHey, come over here,ā he sits on the side of his bed, patting his lap, clearly requesting a lap dance
You comply, moonwalking over to him and straddling his lap, grinding and thrusting into him
When the song ends, he wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you down as he falls back onto the bed
You rest your forehead on his for a minute, staring into each otherās eyes. He kisses you deeply and rolls you onto your back. He was planning to sleep off the booze, but he has a better idea now
Murderface
The boys are supposed to meet you at a strip club this afternoon. The meeting place was, amazingly, your idea
Murderface decided to head to the club a little early. He told the band he wasnāt going to waste time with them that could be spent watching hot sluts. Truth is, he just wants to get some time with you before the others show up and hog you
The sound of 3 by Britney Spears is blasting through the club and can be heard from the outside
To his delight, when he enters, he sees the hottest slut of all twirling around the pole; you
Turns out you got the time wrong and showed up an hour early, but you made friends with the dancers and they brought you on stage for a dance lesson. The club was empty at this hour anyway, so why not have some fun?
āYou gotta squeeze your thighs together reeeal tight,ā one of the dancers shows you how to hang from the pole without your hands. She climbs halfway up the pole and flexes her thigh muscles into the pole, leaning back
You try the same, but it only takes a few seconds for your muscles to give out. You fall to the stage, bruising your ass
āItās okay, sweetie. No one gets it the first try,ā another dancer helps you to your feet. Thatās when you see Murderface, standing in the door looking dumbfoundedĀ
āWill! Youāre early! I was just hanging out with the girls. Look what they taught me!ā You snake up the pole and lock your ankles at the top, hanging upside down. You stay in place for about ten seconds before you slowly slide to the floor, hitting your head with an āoofā
āThatās fuckinā awesome! He shouts, running up to the stage. It was only mildly awesome, but the fact that it was you doing it made it 100x more awesome
āReady to try the next move again?ā The first dancer asks
āThis oneās for you, Will!ā You dramatically point at him and jump up the pole, clenching your thighs with all your force and leaning back. Murderface starts throwing singles at you to help you get into the stripper mindset
It seems to help, because you make it an entire 15 seconds before dropping again
Murderface claps for you. āThat was perfect, y/n! Keep practicing and youāll be a pro stripper in no time,ā you werenāt exactly planning on turning this into a regular thing, but he really wants to see you do this more often
āWe were gonna give her some lap dance tips next,ā a dancer says
āRight! I was gonna practice on an empty chair, but I guess I can use Will as my test dummy instead!ā You grin at him and jump off the stage and onto his shoulders
His head goes foggy. Thereās no way this is happening. He doesnāt get this lucky. He has to be dreaming. Heās so excited that he doesnāt hear the dancers in the back wondering if you really want to use him for your practice
Just as heās about to park his ass on a chair, ready to live out his wildest fantasy, the rest of the band walks through the club door
His face drops. Why did these assholes have to walk in now?
āY/n, what the hells is goings on?ā Skwisgaar asks, seeing your legs locked around Murderfaceās neck
āI was just practicing my dancing,ā you release yourself from his body, going to greet the boys
āWeāll pick this back up later,ā you whisper into his ear as you walk past him. His mood picks back up, his heart races, his palms sweat. He canāt wait to get you alone again
He might invest in getting a stripper pole put in his room
Skwisgaar
Skwisgaar is not having a good night
Once again, he got dragged to some shitty venue to deal with one of his band mateās half baked schemes. He couldnāt even remember what the plan was or who came up with it. He just knew that this band was playing some garbage nu metal cover of Lady Gagaās Poker Face, of all songs
The crowd was full of losers, the beer was watered down, the air was musty
Simply put, he was too good to be here
The worst part was that even though he had taken you along to keep him sane, he lost you in the crowd at some point. Now he had to wallow in misery alone
Heās about to step out for fresh air, when he finally spots your face again for the first time in almost an hour
Youāre in the clubās lame excuse for a mosh pit, headbanging with some random dudes he had never seen before
He canāt believe heās seeing you enjoying yourself here, dancing to this song. Have you officially lost your mind?
He pushes through the crowd, zeroing in on you to grab your wrist and drag you out
āSkwis, what the fuckāā you groan as he pulls you out
āYou was supposeds to be hangings out with me tonights! Whyād you runs off?ā He pauses. āHows can you be enjoyings this songs?ā
āIām not. Itās fucking awful. I canāt think of a song that needs a nu metal cover less than this one,ā you glance at the stage for a second, still baffled by this no name band and their artistic choices. āBut Iād rather have some fun than waste a night being miserable. And, you canāt hear the song as well when youāre in the middle of a crowd of loud assholes.ā
āStills, you shouldnāts have lefts me,ā he pouts. You hold back an eye roll. He could be so spoiled sometimes.Ā
āAlright, sorry. But I knew you were just gonna be hanging out in a corner looking annoyed the whole time, so I tried to make the night enjoyable for myself,ā you hold a hand out to him. āCome back to the pit with me, we can still salvage some of this nightā
He frowns at your hand. āI donāt wants to,ā he lies. He would love to dance with you, but heās too stubborn to admit that this evening could possibly have any good come of it
āYes you do,ā you see right through him. This time, youāre the one dragging him by the wrist, back into the sea of sweaty drunks
He stays mostly still as you dance explicitly around his body, but as long as he can watch you dirty dance all night, he can enjoy the rest of his shitty evening
Toki
Toki bought some snacks he wanted to share with you, so he headed to your apartmentĀ
The two of you have the kind of relationship where he can show up unannounced, and he has his own key to your place
He knocks out of courtesy, but when you donāt answer, he lets himself in
āY/n, I broughts snacks!ā He calls to you as he enters your living room, but you still donāt answer. He hears music coming from your room
He opens the door to your room to find you dancing joyfully to Die Young by Ke$ha. The sound of your door opening startles you into stopping. Youāre about to freak out at the intruder when you realize itās just Toki
āJesus, Toki! I thought someone broke in!ā You scold him, but go to give him a hug. The comforting feeling of his surprisingly strong arms around you makes your heart rate go back down
āY/n, this songs ams really bad. Buts you looks so cute whens you dance!ā Toki releases you
āI know, I know. It isnāt the kind of thing you listen to, but Iāve been wanting to get better at dancing, and no offense, but Dethklok isnāt exactly danceable music,ā Toki smiles at you
āYou is learnings to dance?! I wants to learns with you!ā This man is way too sweet. You love the idea of learning to dance alongside Toki
The two of you will meet up in your apartment twice a week to practice together. Neither of you are very good, but you both have so much fun that you donāt even care
You eventually sign up for dance classes together. The guys tease both of you over it. You brush off their comments
You even start noticing that thereās more technique to Tokiās headbanging at their concerts
He secretly starts fantasizing about the two of you getting married and blowing everyone away with how flawless your first dance is at your wedding
Charles
Youāre in Charlesās room, reorganizing some stuff as you wait for him to be done with work for the day (heās never really done, but heās gotta sleep eventually)
He didnāt ask you to rearrange his room, but it was something you started doing to cure boredom
You turn on some music to make the tasks more fun, blasting Pallbearerās cover of Love You to Death
At first, you just hum along with it, but you soon start swaying your hips and doing the occasional twirl as you move around the room
Charles managed to finish up a little earlier than usual. He rushed straight to his room, knowing you would be there and he could finally relax in your presence
He opens the door and finds you waltzing around. You donāt notice him, so he decides to watch for awhile
His expression lightens up, his shoulders relax, and he puts on a rare smile. No matter how stressful his day is, coming back to see you doing something stupid or weird would always lift the weight from his shoulders
He quietly closed the door behind him, coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around your waist. You jolt a little, but realize almost immediately itās him
āYouāre done early,ā you say in a soft voice. You try to turn around to kiss him, but he keeps his grip on your waist
āShh, keep dancing,ā he whispers, leaving a kiss on the side of your neck. He lets you go so you can keep moving while he changes into more comfortable clothes
He just sits on his bed and watches you move your body to the soft song. He almost never gets to hear music this slow and soothing. The music and gentle movements of your body put him in a dreamlike state
You notice his eyelids getting heavy and turn off the music. You go to stand in front of him to rub his shoulders and give him a kiss on the top of his head
You force him to lie down and wiggle in next to him. You sling one arm over his chest and run your fingers through his hair with the other
Heās out much faster than he normally would be. You silently pledge to dance for him more often if it will help him decompress
Keep the requests coming!! I should I add I'll only write for Dethklok and Charles
#metalocalypse#dethklok#charles offdensen#charles foster offdensen#nathan explosion#pickles the drummer#william murderface#skwisgaar skwigelf#toki wartooth#metalocalypse x reader#dethklok x reader#charles offdensen x reader#x reader#fanfic#metalocalypse fanfic
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And lastly. Hereās AI Charles telling you that you in fact, do *not* need any āhammer time.ā
#personal#victimoftheband.txt#metalocalypse#mtl#metalocalypse ai#Charles offdensen#Charles foster offdensen#ai#Magnus Hammersmith x reader#dethklok
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Hello!! Iāve decided to pick up writing again and Dethklok has me by the throat.
So iām opening up my requests!!
Iāll write anything from Band member x band member, to xReader. I am aware some people headcannon pickles as a trans male so if you do make sure to specify that and Iāll make sure to include it :D
Ships i write for are
Nathan x Pickles
Toki x Skwisgaar (personal fav)
Nathan x Charles
William x Pickles
If you have other ships let me know and iāll happily write something up for you!!
#metalocalypse#pickles the drummer#william murderface#toki wartooth#charles offdensen#skwisgaar skwigelf#skwistok#nickles#dethklok#dethklok x reader#Dethklok fanfic#metalocalypse fanfic
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Not me procrastinating with one fandom
TO ANOTHER
I feel like Iām cheating on them behind their backs
#bruh why am I like this#la squadra#la squadra x reader#jojo vento aureo#illuso jjba#formaggio jjba#pesci jjba#prosciutto jjba#melone jjba#ghiaccio jjba#risotto jjba#metalocalypse#nathan explosion#pickles the drummer#william murderface#skwisgaar skwigelf#toki wartooth#charles foster offdensen
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I'm back!!
I just got buttfucked by life six ways from sunday
I'm gonna try and write again!! Would yall want me to do that Nathan x reader thing i had cooking or would you rather something else? I had an idea for Pickles or Toki x reader :]
#metalocalypse#mtl#toki wartooth#skwisgaar skwigelf#william murderface#pickles the drummer#nathan explosion#charles offdensen#metalocalypse x reader#x reader fanfiction#comment and let me know yeah?
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