#chaotic good can work!\\

[arkangelo-7]

I bet that Bruce Wayne and Tim Drake, as the Batfamily’s resident corporate America breadwinners, have to occasionally go play a round of golf to keep up appearances with WE shareholders. The only problem is that they’re both fucking terrible at golf.

And when I say they’re bad, like, holy shit, they are really bad. For two people who often have to save the universe with their intelligence, concentration, and ability to effectuate incredibly complex, precision-reliant plans, they are both somehow really, really fucking awful at golf of all things.

Bruce, at least, has the Brucie Wayne disguise to hide how absolutely awful he is at golf. Which totally works for him, because he hates the reminder that he is inherently terrible at something. So, whenever he’s dragged out for a round with Lucius and the WE board members, he just pretends to get super drunk, act a little more clumsy then normal, and hits on the caddy until everyone just writes him off as too much of an ditz to put any effort into his golf swing. It drives Lucius nuts, because he actually likes golf and he thinks Bruce is just pretending to be bad as part of his cover for Batman—there is at least one occasion where he asks Bruce to show a little more decorum on the course and actually try to play, and Bruce just… blue screens. Because in reality he is actually horrible at golf and he needs the excuse of “dumbass Brucie Wayne” or his ego will implode.

Tim, however. Poor Tim.

Tim, unfortunately does not get to play the idiot to cover up his absolute shit golf game. (There is only so much room in the family for idiots and he has to keep up appearances as Jack and Janet Drake’s son.) As such, he avoids any and all golf courses as much as possible—but everyone once in a while there’s a potential merger or business deal he needs to discuss with someone important, and the best way to get the deal done is on a golf course. So Tim has to spend the next three and a half hours of his life torturing himself through a round of golf. (He ends up losing twelve balls, taking seven swings on a Par 3, somehow broke his putter, and tripped into a bunker.) The only upside is that his pure determination to actually finish the round, despite how godawful he is, is usually what actually convinces the investors/partner/board members agree to work out a deal with him.

But it’s best (or worse) when Bruce and Tim play golf together. It isn’t often—stories of their infamously terrible golf games means that most people will only invite one of them at a time—but inevitably they do end up on a course together at one point, and holy fuck, it is a miracle they don’t burn the place down.

[deadtiredghost]

The bro's be bro-ing

[stars-obsession-pit]

Danny Phantom AU where Jack and Maddie find out about Danny’s ghost powers basically immediately after the accident.

And they’re fully supportive, of course! He’s their son!

But also… think of all the data! They’ve never seen anything like this before, and it opens up entirely new opportunities for research! It could upend whole swaths of the current understanding of ectobiology!

So they rope Danny into being their lab assistant / test subject. But like, following more standard medical procedure stuff. Medical scans, blood tests, and so on. There could maybe be some exploratory surgery but it’d involve like, using anesthetic, trying to minimize harm, and supporting his recovery.

They’re still definitely not perfect at lab safety, but they’re not gonna do anything to intentionally harm or endanger their son.

[slimeandsadness]

It's funny that there was chatter about Becoming YouTube and Benjamin Cook yesterday. I almost mentioned in the tags that Ben Cook is also relatively well known in the Doctor Who fandom (mainly for his work in Doctor Who Magazine and being RTD's correspondent in the book The Writer's Tale), then in The War Games in Colour (released today) he's credited as the editor.

[esteemed-excellency]

I made a bunch of doodles of Hiram meeting my other ocs, a hellfire tiefling from dnd and a kiber from @planes-of-fate

I'll probably share some more art of them all together in the next few days but for for now enjoy the silly expressions

[starrypawz]

Update after having to work black friday

I am still mcfucking tired and my adhd meds are probably doing all the heavy lifting today and my everything hurts and i'm not sure if i can actually be a human today

[lez-bichi-lover]

💥| GRIMCHILD GIJINKA BUT DETAILED YAY |💥

| + Height Comparison with their Father <3 |

[majoris]

how naive of me to think that my december/january cusp will be more chill cause I have less things in my calendar than last year 🌚

[jils-things]

the pokemas story with the family battle event is so fascinating to me because it never clicked to me that each person has their own "style" in battling and it can be hard to synchronize with each other as a team.... despite being family

[icewindandboringhorror]

Hrmm... put together a roommates quiz finally after years of thinking it would be an interesting idea lol.. Though obviously not meant to be taken super seriously, I just like thinking about this aspect of personality compatibility. Like yeah, maybe you could get along with someone just chatting with them, but living together is such a different thing. .. curiouse...

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

Which is your morality alignment?

Tagged by: @poeticphoenix (thank you~)

[tomatoluvr69]

What’s up tumblr hope you had a super fun leap day. sparkle on. big news my first seed start sprouted while I was at work ✨

[curiosity-killed]

It is! Possible! That I may be being too hard on myself! Again!!!

[kingtankgirl]

head in hands

[3gremlins]

i foolishly started another playthrough of bg3 in the early access even tho the game comes out for realskies in like a week or so and i'll have get to make more characters/new pts anyway.

trying to make myself not be a pretty wood elf/half elf druid so rolled drow paladin (i'm def going to play a druid first once it's out for real tho b/c talk to animals is my favorite larian studios skill and i'm so sad without it. i just want to talk to all the animals and also wild shape!) and it's actually been pretty fun to just be tanky and whack things.

npcs are super rude to drow tho, it's real da elf and skyrim khajit/dunmer flashback hours (i don't love it? the fantasy race racism stand-in in rpg games always feels not terribly thoughtful? i realize it's b/c the source material has it but still idk there's got to be a better way and wotc/dnd is historically still not great at it)

i keep attempting to play a different type of character (i usually start to swing chaotic good no matter where i start lol), but it's difficult and also it's real hard not to flirt with astarion even if he disapproves of my kinda do-gooder paladin atm lol (i think b/c a character disproves sometimes my contrary nature takes the better of me b/c i'm like oh no but i want *them* to like me even tho everyone else approves or maybe b/c everyone else approves XD i've already romanced him & shadowheart tho, gotta try someone else's arc or proto arc as it were lol. BUT FLIRT WITH HOT KINDA STANDOFFISH ELF!!! i am weak T.T)

still wish you could set up the "what do you desire" character to be genderfluid and appear as both masc/femme forms. like my characters are all bi/pan! they're attracted to lots of people- idk if they've said anything about this? i haven't been watching *too* many dev videos b/c i don't want to spoil myself too much but i did some searching to see if it was mentioned anywhere yet and couldn't find anything (i did see that they'll have more body types for your tav at least in the final which is another small thing i dislike about the early access cc- even tho you can pick non binary as an id, you're still stuck w/ very binary body choices)

[wasntadandelion]

So, I've been writing and animated (Not posted yet) a fun little Union X side story series, Following what I call "The Cross Ties Trio" and the rest of the Trio calls "The B Team"

Why are they the B Team? Because that's the team you call in when there's no one else to call in.

Now the three of us (We voice the characters we made for this) ended up watching Wish together.

The ONLY Thing that got us through that film is thinking of how the B team would react to this gosh darn story and how we Kingdom hearts-ed it.

I kinda wanna do an audio book of it or something, but this is the basic plot. (If you want to read it, you can, if not, HAVE FUN SCROLLING!) (Also, should I just write a fan fic and post it on AO3? I really like this story)

First things first, the Cross Ties Trio-

Left to Right - Bumble, Phas and Rainer

Bumble is a very shy and energetic bunny - Keyblade: Devine Rose (Lvl 2) (She uses more Magic abilities and she is speedy)

Phas is Quiet and Collected (Very much vengeful under it all though (Good at hiding it)) - Keyblade: Sleeping Lion (Lvl 2) (He only uses Speed)

Rainer is a Grumpy Grease Monkey with a heart of gold - Keyblade: Fenrir (Lvl 2) (Rainer is slower than the other two in battle, but DOES HE HIT HARD- Mainly an attack user)

One last note about the Trio, this takes place before the Keyblade War! Rainer is the only Dandelion in the group, Phas is Blind (Not 100% he can see better in brighter areas and he can also see hearts (Because they are pure white or for heartless pure black)) Bumble is literally a Bunny in Human form, she can talk to animals.

NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE- TIME FOR THE BASIC WISH PLOT BUT WITH THESE KEY KIDS!

-Wish-

SO- Story wise, in Daybreak Town when the parties in a Union get missions, we imagine they go into like a head office to get them, then they head out. The party is in Leopardus (Rainer used to be in Unicornus, but after a run in with Bumble and Phas, he decided to switch Unions to keep hanging out with them)

Now, they had been getting reports of other wielders going missing in this new world. People would be sent in, only for them to not report back. The office decides to send The B Team, because... Well they normally SOMEHOW survive these kind of missions, WHY NOT!?

The Mission is Simple- Find out what happened to the Missing Wielders and stop it.

The Trio head out to the Kingdom of Rosas. And they end up hopping off the boat with the new arrivals and IMMEDIETLY get sweep up in the opening musical number.

Rainer is grumpy and doesn't like the culty vibes, Bumble is also getting the "Why are they doing this? This seems like they are trying to convince us nothing is wrong here" and isn't Vibing, and Phas is having a fun little panic because- "Why are there CHUNKS of people's hearts missing!? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?"

(Some Wish Lore and I think a LOT of people missed, UM- The wishes are apart of their hearts, so when they give up their wish, they give up a part of their heart- Phas can see hearts, and he can see the pieces missing)

They do end up meeting Asha for a bit before she runs off, and Phas notices the pieces of heart (Wishes) in Magnifico's Tower, as well as they learn about the Wishing Ceremony that will be happening later that day.

After they end up sneaking into the tower during Asha's interview, and seeing the Wish Horde.

During the Ceremony they try to stop it, but get attacked by some guards- Wait- Were those the missing Keyblade Wielders? Pieces of their hearts were missing...

The Trio end up out in the Woods that night, and Asha has her I want song, gets Star and has the "Your a Star" Song happen before she Runs into the Trio. (Bumble has also befriended the Local wild life at this point) They kind of don't think it's a great idea to leave all those wishes there and Phas informs Asha, those Wishes aren't just their Wish, but also a Piece of their Heart. (Asha gets mad and runs off to get her Grandfather's wish)

Following Asha when she tries to get her Grandfather's piece of heart, (Wish) the Trio go with her. But while Asha escapes easily, Magnifico drags the Trio out of their spots and attacks them (Like "WHO IS IN MY TOWER!? Ah. More Wielders They seem to get into places they shouldn't be..." (Understandable)) He does offer the Trio their most deepest desires, or... well... what he thinks is their deepest desires- (He guesses Bumble and Rainers correctly, but Phas' wrong, which makes them realize Magnifico is a fraud) They end up escaping by the skin of their teeth (Bumble down, Rainer next, Phas realizing what's happening, grabs them and escapes.)

The Trio end up hanging out in the woods, trying to figure out the best way to take out Magnifico, but soon find Asha sending her family off on the boat. And decide to team on once more with her, They enter the Kingdom and see the Wishing Ceremony, and again, we get to see the piece of heart (Wish) get given back, but corrupted. (Phas isn't happy)

After that they join for the "Rally the Troops" song- AND THEY SPLIT THE PARTY.

Phas is borderline defenseless in the dark, so he stays with the friends, while Rainer and Bumble go off with Asha in the woods. (Phas can also make sure they get all the Wishes and Bumble has befriended all the animals, (They can help) Rainer goes with Bumble because they think leaving Bumble (A Caster) and Asha (ANOTHER CASTER) alone with Magnifico is a bad idea, so Rainer goes with!)

When Phas realizes that Magnifico is there its kind of too late, and Phas fends off Magnifico so the Friends can escape.

It goes bad.

Then the ending happens, and we have a fun boss fight instead of... SINGING. (Bumble like, heals Phas up, and they fight him (Also the reason Phas didn't notice him originally is because Magnifico was eating wishes left and right, and it confused him, he thought they were just a cluster of wishes, NOT AN ENTIRE DUDE) We also give Asha her wand back, so she can join)

Anyways, the Missing Wielders didn't want to leave because they wanted their wishes granted, then after their piece of heart was taken, they thought they could help the Kingdom, and a lot of them joined the royal guard to help Magnifico.

Rosas becomes like a little resort town for the wielders after, it's very chill there, there's like magic there that fends off Heartless (Thaaaanks Magnifico for protecting you citizens! It does get weaker now that he's gone, SO. Heartless appear and Wielders help)

ANYWAYS- That's another 0% survival rate mission under the B Team's belt! >:D

So, ah- Thoughts? Should I actually write this?