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i have been tidying my house since 10.30 this morning and i’m so bored of doing it, but i’m so close to being done
#if i powered through i could be done in 30 mins but i just don’t wanna do it#that’s 6 hours#i’ve put on and hung 3 washes#changed my bed sheets#done the dishes#cleaned the mirrors hoovered#why amnt i done yet :((#atleast this time i didn’t have the great idea of trying on ALL my clothes#like that was an insane idea last time#i have 2 wardrobes and 2 chests of drawers full why did i think that would ever be a speedy process#i do want to clear through my shoes tho#but maybe that’s a task for next time#i just have boxes filled with misc random stuff that i don’t know what to do with
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My mom has this awful friend, Cynthia. My loathing goes deep enough that I’m not even going to change her name. If she ever finds this she knows what she did.
On multiple occasions my mom asked this horrible irresponsible chicken brained woman to watch after our animals while we were away. I don’t know why once wasn’t enough, because the first failure was so spectacular that anyone in their right mind would know she couldn’t be trusted with any level of responsibility or direction following.
You might be thinking to yourself, FFS, this level of antipathy is surely unwarranted! But you’d be wrong.
To set the scene, we were living in downstairs of our house when I was about fifteen. My mom has always wanted more animals than can reasonably be kept indoors which is how we ended up with three cats. When she wanted to kick them all outside I protested, and so all three cats lived in my bedroom with no access to the rest of the house.
That really wasn’t great, so in an attempt to give them options we made a window cutout with a cat door in it to give them access to the outdoors. Looking back on this as an environmentally conscious adult it’s wretched, cats should be indoor only, but at the time I was desperate to give them some freedom because one bedroom is too small for three cats.
So my parents and I went on a week long trip to visit family out of state. We told Cynthia to come feed and water the cats, and to scoop the litter box. Most importantly, don’t lock the handle of the door, because we only have the key to the deadbolt.
I’m sure you can see where this is going.
Cynthia locked us out. We arrived home after 12 hours on the road, desperate for the comfort of our own beds. We were met with an unyielding door. With a sigh I volunteered, “I can punch in the cat door and climb in the window.”
I slipped behind the bamboo outside my window and pushed in the cutout. A horrible insidious reek wafted out at me. I paused, prickling with foreboding. But I had a job to do, and by god I’d see it through. I hefted myself up into the window and my hand immediately landed in something wet.
Skin crawling, I pulled myself up and surveyed the darkened room as a miserable odor of decay and suffering poured out of the room around me. I could see dark shapes littering the carpet and it didn’t take a genius to guess that the cats had taken up hunting in a big way during my absence.
I pulled my hand out of the pile of vomit it had landed in and dropped into my onetime bedroom turned now into a hellpit of decomposing wretchedness. I turned on the light. I wished I had not turned on the light.
My eyes scanned across the floor, tallying as they went. Two dead birds, a dead baby rabbit, five dead mice, and one dead snake. I paused on my alarm clock, perplexed to see a stain of white on it. I stepped closer and saw a furtive movement.
The tally suddenly contained also: one live bird that had shit in several places, probably in pure terror to find itself trapped in a room littered with decomposing woodland creatures, which honestly, fair. I coaxed it out the window and finished the survey with five discrete piles of vomit.
I unlocked the door and let my parents in. They exclaimed in disgust at the horrible smell. We stood together in my doorway floored by the magnitude of neglect. The unscooped litter box was a subtle footnote in the tangible reek my living space. I disposed of the parade of ecological disaster, cleaned vomit, and scooped the box after a brutally long day on the road. The cats were fine, and happy to see me. They had a huge dish or food and water so Cynthia’s neglect at least hadn’t harmed them.
Then I slept on the couch while my bedroom aired out, the windows flung wide to dispel the uneasy ghosts of the hunted. I spent the whole night cursing Cynthia’s name for this evil she’d visited upon me. When my mom asked her, "Cynthia, didn't you see the dead animals?"
Cynthia responded, "Yes, they smelled so bad, I just ran in and out as fast as I could." I fully don't believe she did any caretaking, and I'm personally of the opinion that she locked herself out on the first day and never came back.
The next day my room had returned to a habitable level of smellscape and I gratefully crawled into my bed that night. I stretched out and froze as my foot brushed something cold and wet?
The final indignity: one last dead snake, inside my very sheets.
Fucking Cynthia.
#ramblies#story#ffs foibles#keep your cats inside#but also looking back like why didn't I change my sheets#I did not have good bed hygiene instilled in me from my parents#later that lady would go on to leave a huge metal dish of dog food in the middle of the yard#despite the fact that we told her over and over not to feed the dog because he was on a diet#and I knew not to trust her so my friend was coming twice a day to feed him his portioned out meals#he gained like ten pounds in the week we were gone eating rained on mushy dog food#that fucking woman was a menace#Cynthia
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i cleaned my room i changed my sheets i took a shower i am a normal human person now everybody cheers
#it sure does feel good to Be now#but oh my god it's so tiring to do stuff#shagdhgsadhgsahghga#wrestling with my 9kg weighted blanket is never fun#and also . shrimpmin was just zoooominggg back and forth on my bed while i was trying to change the sheets#silly guy#aanyway i love you guys!!!#i am stil incredibly slow with asks but i am just working very hard on the prince!gojo x knight!reader rewrite#it's at 9k now i think............#which is fucking scary and which is also the reason i'm only putting this in the tagshgsadghsadhhgas#it's way blooder and there's more fighting and well while i love that#i'm scared that ppl just won't read it yk#LIKE I PROMISE THERE'S SOME TASTY BICKERING TOO OKAY IT'S FUN I PROMISE I PROMISE I PROMISEEEE#sighh#writing is scary sometimes huh..#mayor of loserville
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#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#ryu ga gotoku 3#yakuza series#yakuza 3#yoshitaka mine#snap sketches#i was thinking about all the weird mine variants that exist and theres more than i thought there was#i JUST wanted to do suit variants tho none of the extra okinawa and new year rggo cards. and a bare variant#because i can ...... also cause i needed to exercise the knowledge that his plushie's undies are white SOMEHOW#funny enough the only time i like properly assembled mines colors was on my kirin mine sheet so yay for a semiproper color sheet#anyway. the grey suit's inspo'd from the date scene in y3- that shot with him and kanda#i chose a brown tie to act as an in-between transition from blue tie to gold tie#the rggo cards are forever funny to me but while i was drawing these i remembered that for some reason#with the newest card mine's sleeve is. white ???????? its white .#i only realized this after posting these to twitter so if you saw this there first and are like 'girl his sleeve changed color'#Thats Why <- literally no one is thinking that#ok i have nothing else to say probably im gonna eat one more bowl of pasta then go to bed#i keep mentioning kirin mine so maybe ill doodle one of my things with that tomorrow ..#if not i have stuff i wanna draw tomorrow so if im not tired after grocery shopping Theres That To Look To#ok bye its pasta time <- has decided to make pasta my personality for june#oh my god wait its june now jesus christ. yeah happy pride month ive finally drawn mine again#ok bye bye pasta's calling my name
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i look kind of cute today which means im also immune to feeling sad today 👍
#going to study for now then do laundry then go pick up my package that i completely forgot to pick up#then have Lunch. Study some more. change bed sheets. shower & put on a movie and dinner then ZzZzz
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Vflower wrapped up in a blanket would make my day :]
i wrapped her like a burrito too many times so i put the burrito in bed this time
#vflower#v4 flower#v4flower#vocaloid#vocaloid flower#my art#ms paint#she's so SLEEPER!!!!!!!!!!#The Sleepy.............#drawing this made me want to go to bed aswell ngl#especially cus i changed all the sheets yesterday and it's so comfy now OUGH#one blanket isn't enough she has to be wrapped like a burrito at all times
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#homestuck#kankri vantas#karkat vantas#look like i get it the hair in HS is goofy from the side but dammmmmn i hate when plushies get a thin strip of fabric for hair it SUCKS#btw i have like 70+ plushes and all but idk 2 are on my bed and it's just terrible to change my sheets and whatnot#also they take up a LOT of my bed i just have enough space for me to fit and the rest of the space is plushies#some of which are VERY big#omantptbs#i recorded myself coloring this before i added the plushes and lets just say...i eventually zoomed in and laughed like THIS LOOKS TERRIBLE#oh i forgot to finish my earlier thought yea so like i have some game character plushes and I EASILY favor the craft on the ones where they#make the hair like........a cloth pocket thing idk i dont sew or know terms but like the OPPOSITE of the cheap 1 layer fabric thing
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Also this feels like the millionth post I’ve made about Zorah this weekend but last night she decided she is a bed cat. But not only a bed cat, she is specifically a pillow cat!
#she’s been up there all day today too lol#I wanna change my sheets but both she and Merrill are sleeping on my bed#Merrill#Zorah#my post
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me trying to change my bed sheets rn
#my cats also trying to be on them AS im putting them on 😂#she always does this haha i think she likes the clean sheets#but yeah changing the sheets is always a chore for me especially since my beds in a corner and i have that tapestry around it
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my brain is consistently fogged and i dont like it
#txt#i havent called my parents this week and i know my mom will be upset and i literally have no reason other than#sorry i felt like im not real the entire week and kept falling asleep. the entire week#i finally changed sheets on my bed#i made some macaroni#alll of which i wanted to do yesterday#and i havent done any chores i didnt wash the floor and i didnt vacuum and i didnt dust anything#i feel fucking terrible#i dont want to go to work tomorrow#i want to talk to my friends
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SIMS 4 OC BUILDS: League of Villains Hideout
Here we have the undercover base for my devious gal Rin and her partner in crime - Dabi! The upstairs of their base is a ‘bar front’ similar to in the show, while the basement houses all her minions and herself! Original build was found on the gallery, but I updated the lot to suit my own needs!
Lookbooks: Ackermans || Rikihisas || Enatsu || Kyutoku || Olalias || Hatakes || ATLA || Ginnivan || Ishimoto
Builds: Saitama Loft || Sunset Cosy Cabin
Tag list (ask to be added or removed): @carrionsflower @statichvm @risingsh0t @simonxriley @tommyarashikage @kanos @bbrocklesnar @confidentandgood @unholymilf @florbelles @thedeadthree @shellibisshe @roofgeese @aezyrraeshh @faerune @tekehu @jackiesarch @minaharkers @sergeiravenov @carlosoliveiraa @rosenfey @greenecreek @queennymeria @heroofpenamstan @alexxmason @tethrras @jamessunderlandgf @a-treides @solasan @bigbywlf @delzinrowe @fenharel @imogenkol
#jess plays the sims#oc: rin kyutoku#otp: that’s hot (literally)#my sims#the sims#sims 4#sims 4 build#sims 4 screenshots#shout out to the original creator of the hideout!!#I used the shell of their build for my own purposes and obvs made some changes#but wouldn’t have be able to without them!!#and also yes there’s v little decoration cus Rin cbas with that#its function over fancy#especially for everyone’s rooms#she’d just say ‘be happy you have a bed’#they have a roof so I guess what more could they want haha#also dabi v rarely uses his room#he’s usually in her bed#Cus she got special sheets that don’t irritate his burns#but obvs didn’t tell him that#anyway hope you like!!#this is one of many bases she runs haha#but consider this her main one#the others are just safe houses
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Kerry trying to hide his jealousy with Johnny about Alt, but then steaming with snarky comments that Johnny sees right through.
They bicker. They fight. Johnny tries to kiss Kerry, Kerry protests and pushes back. "We ain't exclusive. Take it or leave it," Johnny says. They aren't a thing. There's nothing to build or continue, there's no and will never be any actual dating between them, yet Johnny keeps trying, keeps pushing—because deep down he really, really wants this.
And Kerry takes it. Of course he does. How could he really resist when it's right there? He'd tell anyone to go fuck themselves, but this is Johnny.
He tried to leave and he came back. He tried to leave again and Johnny still managed to smooth talk him into returning.
The truth is very simple: until Johnny is gone, he'll take it—again and again. Love will keep them together and love will tear them apart.
#silverdyne#cyberpunk 2077#johnny silverhand#kerry eurodyne#cb2077#natiswriting#I'm changing my bed sheets and the fireworks are going off#and I just sit on my bed and write this#happy new year!#johnny x kerry#kerry x johnny#silverdyne is still eating my brain with a big spoon#second or third year in a row#I love them so much#kerry returned because of 'love'#goshhh#funny thing:#in one of my hcs#Rogue understands Kerry's jealousy#it's that she's showing her hurt feelings through anger and trying to ignore Johnny#but she totally understands Kerry's love for Johnny and Kerry being IN LOVE with Johnny#she kind of hates Johnny for what he's doing to Kerry too#she's more resistant to Johnny's lies#but overall she and Kerry are the same#they both love Johnny and will do something if Johnny is persistent enough about it
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what they don't tell you about having a job is that your feet will hurt forever
#and my back but thats mostly because i keep forgetting to raise peoples beds before i change the sheets#🫀
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miss pauling WOULD NOT SMELL FINE.
#me disagreeing at everything about miss pauling that people paints her as something good sweet or cool#WHEN SHES NOT COOL OR AWESOME OR SMELLS GOOD AT ALL SHAKES YOU AROUND LIKE A BOTTLE#she smells LIKE HUMAN SWEAT and old clothes from a humid closet she barely cleans. like a grandma.#well grandmas do smell nice. BUT THATS NOT THE FACT#ok well she does smell fine and bearable maybe he hair smells like bed sheets no changed at all#because she wakes up so early she doesn’t have time to clean her room or make her bed#she just instantly runs not even eating breakfast and dying of hunger until either scout or soldier gives her a cookie#or a half eaten pork beans in soldiers courtesy#and gets home late EXHAUSTED and throws herself in the bed to later wake up in 5 minutes#me wanting to expose her every single damn time i am evil like that to my ult#oh yeah her hair doesn’t smell that good at all. full of lice. and greasy. girl wash YOUR HAIR that’s what demo always says to her#prob demo often times calls her out or secretly spy will come and said damn my mask doesn’t even smell that bad than that hair of yours#but is either of those two. wait what i was talking about#her teeth are so yellow because she forgets to clean them#crusty eyes too. can’t put makeup stupidass just only puts her fav purple lipstick to hide her crusty lips#takes a deep breath… fuck. woman failure
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Maturing is realising that (unfortunately) running daily outside is actually good for you and makes you feel good mentally and emotionally and physically and it is (unfortunately) worth the toil if you can manage it. Hate to say it
#I’ve been running every day for a week and a half now and suddenly im like… washing dishes changing my sheets going to bed on time…#insane
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nothing in this world makes me feel better than changing my bedsheets and showering. if i could be bothered to do it more i would be infinitely happier
#my bed looks so fucking nice and it’s clean!!!#going to sleep so well you wouldn’t believe#change bed sheets then exercise then shower then bed with laptop and snack? best thing to do ever#mor talks#and also actually changig the sheets is so fun!#having said that i don’t do it often enough
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