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from the meme relics, because @mortifiedandawesome
tbh it is so real me, having grown up in Baltimore ✌️
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What's that, you say? I can get a 15 year old car with 4 previous owners, 30 reports in the maintenance history, and nearly 200,000 miles on it, all for the low, low price of just two and a half times the kelley blue book value, plus title, tag, and taxes? And I can't take it for a test drive or even turn it on because the rear differential is being replaced? Why, I'd be a fool not to buy it right here, right now, cash! Just tell me when I can pick it up in a week or two.
#i hate car dealers#it's a seller's market#highway robbery#caveat emptor#used cars#used car salesman#ripoff#scam#lemon#big bill hell's#bad deals#cars that breakdown#we'll fuck your wife#challenge pissing
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I love this unisex toilet
Two people can piss at once, no divider, no border
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"That's right, Challenge Pissing."
It doesn't take Detective Peach to tell that this lot isn't going to get submitted to Mod The Sims anytime soon.
#the sims 3#sims 3#ts3#the sims 3: university life#home of challenge pissing#that's right#challenge pissing#big bill hell's#big bill hells#sports#arena#stadium#bathroom#architecture#build mode#buy mode#this'll probably probably end up in the 2028 Olympics somehow#I swear to Queen Clarion that I did not need to use MoveObjects for this
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the thing about some men is that they want you to remember, at all times, that you are underneath them. that with one word or look or "joke", you will stay beneath them. that even "exceptions" to the rule are not true exceptions - the commonly cited statistic that one in eight men believe they could win against serena williams.
women's gymnastics is often not seen as real gymnastics. whatever the fuck non-euclidian horrors rhythmic gymnasts are capable of, it's often tamped down as being not a sport. some of the most dominant athletes in the world are women. nobody watches women's soccer. despite years of dancing and being built like a fucking brick, men always assume they're faster and stronger than i am. you wouldn't like what happens when they are incorrect. once while drunk at a guy's house i won a held-plank challenge by a solid minute. the party was over after that - he became exceedingly violent.
what i mean is that you can be perfect, and they still think you're ... lacking, somehow. i hope you understand i'm trying to express a neutral statement when i say: taylor swift was the possibly the most patriarchy-palatable, straight-down-the-line woman we could churn out. she is white, conventionally attractive, usually pretty mild in personality. say what you will about her (and you should, she's a billionaire, she can handle it), but a few things seem to be true about her: 1. she can write a damn catchy song, and 2. the eras tour truly was a massive commercial success and was also genuinely an impressive feat of human athleticism and performance.
i don't know if she deserves the title of "woman of the year," i'm not debating that in this post. what i am saying is that she was named Woman of The Year, and then an untalented man got onstage at the golden globes and made fun of her for attending her boyfriend's football games. what i am saying is that this woman altered local economies - and her dating life is still being made into a "harmless" punchline. the camera panned, greedy, over to her downing a full glass of champagne. congratulations taylor! you are woman of the year! but you are a woman. even her.
fuck, man. write better material.
a guy gets onstage at a college graduation and despite the fact like half the crowd is made up of women, he spends a significant proportion of it warning these people - who spent possibly hundreds of thousands of dollars on their education - that they were lied to. that the "real" meaning of femininity is motherhood. that they shouldn't rest on the laurels of that education-they-paid-for but instead throw it away to kneel at a man's heel. imagine that. sweating in your godawful polyester gown (that you also had to pay for!), fresh out of 4 years of pushing yourself ever-harder: and some guy you've never met - who knows nothing about you - he reminds you this "win" is a pyrrhic one at best. you really shouldn't consider yourself that extraordinary. you're still a woman, even after years of study.
god forbid you are not a pretty woman, but if you are pretty, you must be dumb. god forbid you are not ablebodied or white or cis or straight or good at swallowing. you must be beneath a man, or else they are not a man. the equation for masculinity seems to just be: that which is not a woman or womanly (god forbid). anything "feminine" is thereby anathema. to engage in "feminine" things such as therapy, getting a hug from a friend, or crying - it is giving up ones manhood. therefore women need to be put in their place to ensure that masculinity is protected.
this is something i have struggled to explain to terfs - they are not doing the work of feminism, but rather the patriarchy. by asserting that women and men must be (on some secret level) oppositional and in conflict, they also assume that being a woman is akin to being another species. but bigotry does not stem from observational truths or clarity - that is what makes it bigotry. there was nothing in my childhood that made me fundamentally different from my brother. we are treated differently nonetheless. to assert there is some biological drive that enforces my gender role is to assert that women have a gendered role. men do not see women as equal to them not because of biological reality - but instead because the core tenant of the patriarchy is that women aren't full, realized people.
we are told from a very young age to excuse misbehavior as a single man's choice - not all men. it is not all men, just that one guy. all women are gold-digging bitches who belong in the kitchen - but if a man is mean, bigoted, or violent to you, it's just that particular guy, and that means nothing about men-as-a-whole. it is only one guy who got mad when you gently rejected him. it is only one guy who warns her this trophy is heavy, are you sure you can hold it? it is only one guy who smashes her face into the cake. it is only one guy talking into a mic about hating our bodily autonomy.
i have just found that they often wait until the moment we actually seem to be upstaging them. you sit in a meeting where you're presenting your own findings and he says get me a coffee? or you run to the end of the marathon and are about to finish first and he pushes your kids out in front of you. you win the chess game and they make some comment akin to well, you're ugly away. we can be the billionaire and get the dream life and finally fucking do it and yet! still! they have this strange, visceral urge to say well actually, if you think you're so great -
it's not one just one guy. it's one in eight.
#posting my drafts#i want to stress im a taylor swift enjoyer. sorry.#also if someone wants to venmo me for the radfem hate i get daily i need like 60 bucks#someone stole my taylor swift official merch quarter zip :(#the point im specifically making in the tswift paragraphs i hope is clear which is like.#taylor is not threatening their ideas of masculinity or femininity. she is incredibly milquetoast. i mean i love her#but there's nothing about her that challenges the status quo. EXCEPT for her success.#and that's what pisses so many men off: the success.#so if THE VISION of white heteropatriarchy STILL is being treated this way.....#what do you think is happening to minority populations??#i just feel like be annoyed w/her about real things but being weird about her dating someone is like#soooooooooooooooooooooo fucking annoying. like ya know????#[said with the knowledge i need you to be soooo normal about how you interpret this entire piece and also these tags]
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use a catheter on me. fill me up before going to sleep, water, soda and of course a lot of tea. in the morning I'm desperate, pleading for my morning release, but you don't let me go. I'm squirming, even standing is really painful. I think it's finally over when you come to me at my catheter, but you just attach a funnel and fill me up with your piss. at this point my bladder is unbearably stretched, it just hurts. I beg you to let me pee but you have other plans. you dress me in a slutty outfit, short crop top with no bras and a tiny skirt without panties.
"we're going to the grocery store" you say. and that's it, my begs are usless.
every step is painful, my legs can barely hold me but fortunately the store is near. we go through the aisles, you order me to bend to take some stuff, just to see my ass, my bare pussy showing off and whimper escaping from my lips. it hurts so much, I need to empty my bladder. we wait in line for payment, luckly an old woman allow us to pass.
"you should go first since you're pregnant, such a lovely couple" she said, pointing towards my bulging belly. I can barely smile, the bladder is so full and stretched, you smirk. "you're so kind ma'am, wanna feel the baby?" so you guide her hand to my belly, prodding and squishing it, I just wanna cry. the old woman starts touching it too.
"please..." I manage to whimper. "oh poor girl, you must be so sensitive, you might need a massage" said the woman, starting touching harder to help but just getting me more desperate. you chuckle, seeing how the ma'am was unknowingly torturing me.
"thanks for the advice, I'll treat her at home" you smirk. after paying and getting back I start begging you. on the floor of the house I'm just a whimpering mess.
"don't worry, I got you" you said, just for you to turn me over, my bladder pressing on the floor in a hurtful way and your cock sliding into my tight cunt.
"please so full... to full..." I can only whimper, my bladder stretched to unbearable limits. you continue pounding into me, while I cry until you cum and cum again. my pussy abused, overstimulated and red, your cum filling me even more. you let out some other sprout of piss, just to plug it in me and leave me on the floor like this, a whimpering and crying mess, full, hurt and bruised, with my belly stretched out and bulging a lot. piss and cum filling me up.
"get up, you have my bath to run" you order. it will be a long day and I can already barely crawl without crying in pain.
pretty please??? (MDNI)
#piss humiliation#bladder challenge#bladder control#bladder holding#bladder torture#bladder desperation#catheter#fake pregnant belly#fake pregnancy#humiliation kink#pee humiliation#pain slvt#pain k!nk#cl!t torture#full bladder#piss holding#piss kink#pee kink#omo hold#omorashi#breeding k1nk#free use slvt#dumb slvt#stupid slvt#fr33use slvt#overstim kink#exhibition kink#ruined 0rgasm
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Really fucked up that, when they’re young, Patrick and Art are SO tactile with each other, so comfortable sharing the same space. Art lets Patrick touch him and move him and physically overwhelm him and easily acquiesces to it, if not outright enjoys it.
Then in the present, they’ve been so far out of each other’s orbit for so long, held such animosity that when they have their moment alone in the sauna, Art physically recoils from Patrick’s close proximity! It’s so painful to watch because even as Patrick’s goading him, it’s so obvious he wants to be able to get back into Art’s space. But Art has erected all these walls around himself, he refuses to give Patrick an inch or even admit to missing how close they used to be!
AND THEN we see Art and Tashi later and he wants her to hold him, to be gentle with him, and just TOUCH him. Like, he does miss that kind of close physical contact! He either doesn’t know how to ask for it or is uncomfortable being that openly vulnerable. Worth noting that he pretty much always defers to Tashi in regard to initiating physical intimacy (with their first kiss, though he does state his desire, SHE has to be the one to make the first move). And it seems pretty obvious that Tashi herself isn’t comfortable providing that intimacy, whereas Patrick actively seeks to provide it (the hug/forehead kiss after their win together in the early years, dragging the stool closer to him).
Art has tried very hard to act like he doesn’t need physical affection and even though his discipline and devotion to Tashi has made him a stronger tennis player, it’s made him a hollow person, which, in turn, has kept him from becoming a GREAT tennis player.
All of this, of course, is why the ending hits so damn hard.
#challengers#challengers spoilers#art donaldson#unfortunately i have once again zeroed in on the most repressed character and made them my favorite#lol @ all the people saying he’s a manipulative snake: that’s part of what makes him great!#i think a fair amount of that manipulation or attempts at it come from a fear of loss and being alone#if he has to lose one to keep the other he’ll do it because it’s better than being left behind#hoo boy yet another character trait my fucked up faves have in common 😬#let’s not even get into how tashi AND patrick are trying to do right by him#tashi by making it so he can retire with a career to be proud of#patrick (who was pissed on art’s behalf wrt throwing the match) by laying all his cards on the table (court)#and giving art what he needed to play a great fucking game#there’s a whole other post to be written about how tashi and patrick handle art in similar ways#specifically that he submits to them so easily they take charge of him manipulate him the ways they want#good lord i need to see this movie again#or not might not be conducive to keeping my brain from melting out my ears lol
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Draw your OC like this
#meme#funny#oc#draw your oc#tw swearing#no eating ass#don't eat ass in the halls#yo if someone draws baldi like this i'd fuckin piss myself lmao#serious#annoyed#draw your oc meme#draw your character#tag your oc#draw your oc challenge#draw your character like this#imagine your oc#oc meme#draw your oc like this#grumpy#draw the oc
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Challenge pissing
this shit is going out of hand
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Puppy art squirting 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
art’s laid out on his back with your hand around his cock, three loads pooled and shot out over his toned abdomen, and you’re still stroking him.
he’s whining and letting little punched-out gasps escape his chest, but it’s no use.
he knows you won’t stop.
i think the words you had used were ‘milk you dry’ when you had explained what your plans for him were tonight.
the blonde’s hands stayed behind his arched back, right where you told him to keep them, and tears pricked at his eyes as he squirmed and bucked his hips up into your first. sweat dripped down his trembling thighs, but you ignored it from where you sat between them.
“shh, puppy,” you coo, “relax for me… a lil bit came out last time, so you still have at least one more in you, ok?”
he shakes his head vehemently, trying his best to protest, but his swollen cock is doing most of the talking as it throbs and jumps.
your hand strokes him a little faster, and he all but wails.
“noo—! oh, god, please—” he sobs, tears threatening to spill over.
you only stroke him faster at the sound of his cries and focus your attention on his oversensitive tip.
“Art,” you say lowly, almost a warning, and you swear that you can imagine a tail tucking between his strong legs just from the look on his face.
he’s withering, pouting even, and then he’s back to moaning. you knew how to push him back into his place, and he enjoyed that. even if it sometimes made his dick feel like it was being scratched and tickled at the same time.
pain and pleasure. he could, and would, take it all for you if it made you happy.
a few more moments go by, and you then move your palm to glide right over his leaking slit.
art’s body convulses like he’s being electrocuted and his eyes go from being screwed shut to flying open.
“AH—” his hands fly out from behind his back and reach down for your wrist without his permission, wetness finally dripping down his cheeks from his flooded eyes as he shudders and hisses with oversensitivity.
“no, no, wait— wait,” he pleads, shaking his head, and he shakily retracts his touch from yours, but his palms hover over his twitching length, “that’s gonna be too much, it’s too much, it’s so much—”
he’s babbling now, gasping and slurring like he’s drunk, while your hands stop for the longest (and first) time since this whole thing started.
you look to his eyes, one hand wrapped around the base of him.
“you’re going to be ok,” you say softly, using your other hand to lean forward and wipe the tears from his cheeks, “you’re just gonna cum again.”
he shakes his head, sniffling.
“no, no, that felt weird,” he tries to explain between breaths and jolts of his spent body, “like something was gonna happen..”
you quirk a brow and then your entire body heats up as you realize what he’s describing. you’d seen it once or twice online, but you had no idea that art was able do it. and now, you were realizing, maybe he could.
you smile softly and breathlessly, giving him one firm stroke up and down before you pause your hand again. he curls in over himself and keens.
“do you trust me?” you speak gently.
he whimpers, but he nods. there’s a bit of hesitation in his head’s movements, as if he’s processing that you’re about to make his body do something that he’s never experienced before.
“hands behind your back, please,” you hum sweetly, but authoritatively nonetheless, and he complies without question.
all it takes is that one little indication of obedience from him, and your other hand is gliding up to swiftly start rubbing circles over the very tip of his cockhead with the flat of your palm.
he instantly sobs and cries out, shaking his head and digging his heels into the bedding while his head tips back into the pillows.
this only goes on for about fifteen seconds before he's gasping and lifting his head up to look down to you.
“oh my god, oh my god— oh— OH— no, no, something’s gonna come out, i’m gonna— it feels like i’m gonna—!”
your hand squeezes his tip now, and you begin to swipe the pad of your thumb rapidly over his slit.
“OH F-FUCK!” he yelps.
his legs kick out frantically on either side of you, his whole body arching up towards the ceiling as the strange coil in his gut finally snaps. he lets out one long, rushed, strangled moan, and then he squirts.
your jaw drops open as you watch the clear, watery fluid gush and fly out of him like a geyser, and you chuckle breathlessly.
“holy shit,” you murmur.
your thumb continues to glide back and forth over his tip as he releases more liquid, your digit faltering the stream, and he sobs harshly as he grasps at the sheets under his curved back where his hands remain.
after a couple long moments, the rush of fluid tapers off and he moans and whines little dopey, fucked-out words that make no sense.
you stop touching his tip, and glide that hand down to meet the one still holding his base. you sigh breathlessly as you sit there completely in awe.
art’s body collapses and his chest is heaving like you’ve never seen; for a second you’re worried he might pass out or hyperventilate, but he comes around.
his cheeks are flushed a bright red, tears muddling his baby blues, and his mop of shaggy blonde curls is a mess against the satin cushion under his head.
“Wh—” he mumbles, clearly still in a haze as the liquid trickles down the sides of his torso where most of it landed, “what just happened to me..?”
a breath.
“did i just… did i pee…?”
he whines softly and you remove your hands from his cock to lean down over his shaky form and press a kiss to the corner of his mouth.
“you just squirted, it’s fine,” you try to reassure him, but this only seems to embarrass and confuse him further. although, the kiss helps ease some of this internal discomfort, even if just slightly.
he removes his hands tremblingly from under his back and pushes himself upright a little to look down over his wet stomach. he drops himself instantly back down and covers his eyes with his hands.
“i just pissed,” he says, his soft voice cracking with humiliation and exhaustion.
you frown and shake your head.
“Art, no, i promise you that you didn’t,” you tell him, trying to further soothe him, “it can happen when you get overstimulated, it’s okay.”
he tries to process your words, he really does, but he doesn’t have the brain capacity for it yet. he just moves to wrap his arms around you and push his face into your neck.
“i’m sorry,” he wheezes.
you kiss him some more. twice on the side of his head and then once over his shoulder. he relaxes a little more.
you return the embrace and sigh, rubbing his upper back as you pull his heavy upper body into your arms a bit further.
“don’t be sorry,” you whisper, “you didn’t do anything wrong, it’s all fine..”
he doesn’t say anything but you can tell that he’s too busy recovering to really take your words to heart.
you can take a quick shower with him, make him some dinner, cuddle and dote on him, and then maybe—just maybe—he’ll be open to talking about it. maybe he’ll even want to do it again.
who knows?
after all, he’ll do anything for you.
#🌸 - ask prompts#🩷 - thirsts#tw piss#not proofread#sage’s asks#you guys rlly like piss huh.#art donaldson smut#art donaldson x you#art donaldson x reader#challengers smut#challengers fic#art donaldson fic
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She’s badder than the twink y’all throw her under the bus for
#I like victor but victor fans piss me off#I also like Jayvic#but I’m normal about it#y’all act like she’s some villain#arcane fans critical thinking challenge : impossible#none of these characters are good#all of them are grey#arcane#mel medarda#mel arcane#arcane memes#wlw#wuh luh wuh#typo on viktor and jayvik y’all sorry#leave my baby schmookums alone#mel x reader
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Drawing Venusaur with every Pokemon pt. Torterra
#just a couple of guys sharing a nice cool drink at the swamp 💚💚#ignore their pissed-off expressions they are happy and hydrated 😅#venusaur#torterra#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon legends arceus#pokemon sword and shield#the teal mask#the indigo disk#digital painting#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#art challenge#🌺#one of my favorites that I've done 💚
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how'd the hold go?
somehow i made it the the night without wetting myself or the bed but it was sooo hard i barely got any sleep 😖 but! i did it, a full 24 hours without emptying my bladder completely. and as promised, here’s me finally letting it all out 🥴
#bladder holding#bladder control#bladder desperation#bladder torture#desperate to pee#omorashi#full bladder#pee kink#piss holding#omo#omo holding#holding challenge#omo challenge#bursting bladder#bladder challenge#omo wetting#desperation wetting#pants wetting
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having a conversation with my friend and i think we need to consult the ceo of sebek on this. do u think sebek swears/curses?
HMMMM I will say this more is based on his english translated dialogue, which isn't very trustworthy to begin with.. I think sebek is overall using a very rude tone if he doesn't respect sb, but wont use many swears. He HAS used "knave" in game and also does call ppl dense p often, so he IS insulting, but the fact he talks like hes from a period drama makes him look more elegant about it. If he respects someone he is EXTREMELY polite though, sudden butler transformation , SIRE however could I be of useeee hur durr I think if he heard slang and casual swears he'd explode though so... distasteful.. how Dare you... this is no way to address a guard bla bla bla
#asks#anonymous#sebek zigvolt#i love using ace as the person to piss off sebek bcause hed def do it the most#its almost a challenge for him#annoy the green guy
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