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kan folk vara normala? är det för mycket att begära? varför har du beef med naturen?

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the optician prescribing me new glasses

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i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

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Odysseus: Told me to close my heart!

Poseidon: I was kinda joking.

Odysseus: You said the world was dark!

Poseidon: I didn't say be LIKE it.

Odysseus: Didn't you say that ruthlessness is mercy upon--

Poseidon: Were you taking notes during that entire conversation?

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Detta är ett öppet kärleksbrev till dem som driver Livrustkammarens Facebook.

Jag har kopierat några av deras memes här, men finns långt många fler på deras sida.

Jag bara Vet att minst en av dessa personer borde finnas här på Tumblr. Hoppas ni vet hur mycket jag uppskattar er. Ni förgyller min dag varje gång jag ser en av era uppladdningar

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So when odysseus fights poseidon it’s “badass” and “an epic anime battle” but when I, caligula-

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So do you guys think that when Hermes says “open this bag and you’ll never make it home”, is connected to the prophecy saying “I see you draw your final breath, I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it’s no longer you”? Like a final warning? Not that the storm will cause Ody to be unable to get home but that the things he will do to get through it will finalise his change into a monster. By torturing Poseidon the last thing that was him will cease to be? Cause I do and I’m emotional

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Also Hermes, WE went through so much to get this? Surely he is not talking about Ody making a house call to get the bag in the first place. I now want a spin of with Hermes and the winions going on an epic quest to retrieve the wind bag from the bottom of the sea!

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Poseidon: Coward, ruthlessness is mercy, DIE

Ody: “pulls out an Uno reverse card” no u

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Poseidon being the one begging for mercy in the end is something that can be so deeply personal actually

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“how will you sleep at night?”

“next to my wife”

THE WAY I SCREAMED

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Xena Warrior Princess 3.05 Gabrielle's hope

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Listened to the wisdom saga (which is just banger after banger) and was forced to make this and by forced I mean I was laughing the whole time

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Telemachus and his scary attack dog privilege Athena

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My ass wants to visit Antarctica before I die