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So when odysseus fights poseidon it’s “badass” and “an epic anime battle” but when I, caligula-

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So do you guys think that when Hermes says “open this bag and you’ll never make it home”, is connected to the prophecy saying “I see you draw your final breath, I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it’s no longer you”? Like a final warning? Not that the storm will cause Ody to be unable to get home but that the things he will do to get through it will finalise his change into a monster. By torturing Poseidon the last thing that was him will cease to be? Cause I do and I’m emotional

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Also Hermes, WE went through so much to get this? Surely he is not talking about Ody making a house call to get the bag in the first place. I now want a spin of with Hermes and the winions going on an epic quest to retrieve the wind bag from the bottom of the sea!

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Poseidon: Coward, ruthlessness is mercy, DIE

Ody: “pulls out an Uno reverse card” no u

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Poseidon being the one begging for mercy in the end is something that can be so deeply personal actually

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“how will you sleep at night?”

“next to my wife”

THE WAY I SCREAMED

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Xena Warrior Princess 3.05 Gabrielle's hope

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Listened to the wisdom saga (which is just banger after banger) and was forced to make this and by forced I mean I was laughing the whole time

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Telemachus and his scary attack dog privilege Athena

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My ass wants to visit Antarctica before I die

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So what are the rules for God Games? Why does Zeus🦅 say OR instead of AND when listing the gods and then himself? Like, convince each of the gods or try to convince just him? Did Athena🦉 have a choice between all the gods or just her father?

I assumed he was the final boss and that’s why she had to take a long nap after pleading with him but if the rest has been convinced, she’s won already! And Zeus🦅 is the god of Justice, he would honour his word even if begrudgingly. But also we don’t know that his mind wasn’t already set on releasing him after she won but maybe he still needed to unwind?

All I can think is by questioning Odys🧍‍♂️ need for punishment (both asking for it to stop and telling all the gods why he doesn’t deserve this) she is de facto questioning Zeus🦅 decision. Or maybe he got so angry because he knew he would have to release Ody🧍🏻and by that going back on a previous ruling? Or did he hear Athena🦉 basically shade him to Hera🕺

Did Zeus🦅 need to be convinced in the end?

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Do you have any tips on how to ethically consume media

put a sheet over your head so god cant see you

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Love how for all our speculations on what Apollo's part in God Games could be about we speculated the cows, the sun, Troy, Ismarus and yet somehow forgot he's the god of MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC

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Calypso: last i checked goddesses can't die

Youtube: bet.

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Re-listening to Love in paradise, what to you mean it's not:

Epic recap -> Calypso -> Policy violation -> Sadness