#challenge level: impossible

[once-delight]

God they are so cute! 😭

[ask-whitepearl-and-steven]

Garnet is stupid, Why she's letting Jasper free without waiting for Rose and Pearl to come back so she can ask them for permission. Garnet should've simply shatter Jasper, so the crystal gems won't have to deal with her anymore.

Y'all really watched Steven Universe, the pacifist children's cartoon, and went "yeah, the Big Bad Guys, the Diamonds, really have the right idea with their Murder Everyone To Get Shit Done tactics", huh

[foxglove-teaa]

“erm actually sarah jacobs’ role in newsies was only to stop javid from being cano-“ RRAHH SHUT UP there’s styrofoam and metal in your microwave as we speak

[caslutz]

Isaac: If the opposite of “pro” is “con”,

Colin: And the opposite of progress is congress,

Jamie: Then the opposite of constitution is—

Roy: Let me stop you right there.

[lawrencegarte]

halsin construct a sentence without saying the fucking word “nature” challenge

[poyobox]

Oh, you like Jackbox Games do you? Name one neurotypical character.

[transgender-catboy]

Men who are pretty stop being taller than me please and thanks

[phenaccityfuse]

Which news guy decided to name me METAGROSS-MAN

MEDIA STOP MISGENDERING ME CHALLENGE

[fullsundiall]

i have a confession to make: everytime i see a beautiful blonde butch lesbian women, my first instinct is always to think it’s nico rosberg

[th3-bl00d-on-yr-hands-rom3o]

was today years old when i learned the lyrics to boy division are "until my capillaries burst with boredom" not "into my capillaries push your boredom" and tbh i like mine better

[cassielle]

what if instead of doing a silly october challenge I actually write down my stupid fucking ocs

[tigersorange]

i need to stop inflicting so much psychic damage on myself that i get physical illness

[yukidragon]

Yuki, you’re such an amazing writer, I would be shocked if you DIDNT get the job! Best of luck to you! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I... thank you for such kind words. Thank you for believing in me. It really means so much that I'm getting so much support and kindness. Thank you.

[areawest]

[catmask]

when u go to write a mentally ill person in ur story you are presented two options. the first option is to write your mental illness realistically as you actually experience it with all the ups and downs and people who are like you will resonate with it and feel seen. except every person who reads instagram infographics on mental health that uses the phrase narcicisst for anyone who does anything that crosses them and unironically call themself a dark empath will call you scary and tell you that youre demonizing mentally ill people

the second option is to lie and write inspiration porn for those people to get hard to

[bluebellplayinggames]

HECATE STOP TELLING ME HOW MUCH I SUCK