lawrencegarte

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Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually

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this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world

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obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

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Say that again? I'm sorry. I got distracted by your little mannerisms, how you pronounce certain words, and the way your eyes light up when you talk about something you're passionate about, and started day dreaming about spending my life making you laugh, and feel loved and cherished

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really sucks that the auteur system of old hollywood was dismantled in such a way that took away the ability of producers and directros to exercise insane idiosyncratic creative whims while preserving their ability to abuse women and treat workers like dogshit

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mp3 to powder converter im gonna need to snort the song

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sometimes karlach says a line and grips my heart in a vice. insanely good voice acting.

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I don't care how authentic my food is I care if it's tasty. "Oh but it's not REAL [nation] food" Okay but my mouth is not the fuckin embassy of that nation, my primary criteria are 1) does my tongue think it's yummy 2) does my tummy like it, and #2 is highly negotiable

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Some of you are going to have to realize really fast that posting on social media about your acts of resistance, or the acts of resistance of your workplace/student group, or things you're planning, or even about charitable actions like volunteering, is a stupid idea in the kind of climate where such acts are increasingly incredibly necessary. And that therefore you cannot and should not assume that someone is apathetic or not doing anything important based on their social media activity. And that some acts require secrecy to be effective and people might only be able to safely talk about them years later, if ever.

And then get off your high fucking horse about how people aren't doing anything, how no one is currently firebombing a Walmart, how "white women who say things like 'joy is an act of resistance' take no other acts of resistance" etc. I promise that right now many ordinary people you will never know about are taking actions that seem small on their own but will lessen harm in significant and tangible ways, and that those people are doing more good than anyone whose main revolutionary actions are snarkily complaining online. This is not the time to be tallying social media points and using them to judge each other.

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*You got a hard time at work, you got into a fight with your best friend, your country is being taken over by fascists, etc.

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call me cephalophoric the way i carry my own severed head around

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Nosy ass plant