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Daniel Ricciardo arrives (with his chain) ahead of the F1 Grand Prix of Japan at Suzuka International Racing Course | Media Day | 📸 - Peter Fox
#daniel ricciardo#yeah yeah VCarb merch but that chain peeking through!!#dr3#he can sit on the couch with his hand in his pants and smoking cigarettes while I cook him dinner#in the sleaziest au in my head
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Sauron:"Hey Boss, what are you doing?" Morgoth:"Watching dominos fall." Sauron:"What?" Morgoth:"See, this guy, Hurin, kind of pissed me off so I got angry and cursed his family." Sauron:"As you do." Morgoth:"And now his kid is an adult and he already killed his best friend, ruined a secret elven kingdom and he just got married....to his amnesiac kid sister he never met before." Sauron:"Boss?" Morgoth:"Yes?" Sauron:"Pass the popcorn."
#Meanwhile poor Hurin just sits between Morgoth and Sauron on the couch#chained up and forced to watch while these two treat it like The Real Housewives of Beleriand#lord of the rings#lotr#shitpost#silmarillion
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#couch#plaid#pattern#puppy#dog#stuffed animals#plush#plushies#abandoned#garbage can#chain link fence#flickr#oldweb#old web#2009
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THEY'RE PUTTING THE DUKE'S DEAR FREJA INTO ELDEN RING 2?!?!?!
#i was litwrally the guys on the couch completely stone faced. yeah sure nameless king is there. firekeeper ds3 is there. sure.#reused assets from the first game. sure. cerberus with a sword on a chain. yeah. whatever. whatever.#duke's dear freja? i'm standing up. i'm screaming. i'm doing the pog face. ds2oids... LOGIN
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Just asking….you’re also into Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil? If so.
WHICH Leon version you like BEST???👀
I've been meaning to answer this but I put it off so long bcuz I'm trying to contain my excitement and not go absolutely bat shit crazy over Leon SLKDGHFJGHLK
THE best is such a hard choice but...im biased and I love games that get remake so...Leon from RE 4 remake is my fav...LOOK AT HIM
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and because I feel like it...a few more honorable mention:
pretty boi Leon from RE2...
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh man Leon from re6 nearly took the top spot bcuz....*GESTURES FRANTICALLY*
#i dont think u understand how much that chain scene changed the trajectory of my life there#I watched my friend played AND WE BOTH STOOD UP AND JUMPED AROUND THE COUCH SILENTLY SCREAMING and then failed to continue#also the mods? from this game?...THE ONE WITH THE TRAMP-#im behaving#*shaking and rattling the bars of my enclosure*#i have zero shame SDFKJ outing myself out there with this ask#i also really like that one artist's Leon so like yeah...#Leon awakened too many things from me...skadjfshflkg#used to watch gameplays from my cousin and brother growing up...#OH MY GOD yeah also leon from dbd is SINFUL K;ASFDHLZJGH#okok no no no getting back into my cage lets not go there lKJSZGSkarehsdgZJHU#thank you for the ask and sorry if i went a bit feral there#HAHA#ask response#thanks for the ask <3
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This series really is just Izuku attempting to drag Tomura into a therapy session while he claws at the floor screaming. Refusing to let go of the doorframe as Izuku tries to pull him off, the therapist just sat there stunned as Izuku assures them he's got it handled
#there's nail dents on the door and everything#somehow the couch is scratched up and torn apart#tomura got into the waiting room and fought every single person there#izuku's got him chained with black whip and pulling him apart from people#izuku just wants this stray cat to live a good life but he's making it so fucking difficult#bnha#shigaraki and midoriya#tomura shigaraki#izuku midoriya#mettys posts#metty posts#bnha manga spoilers
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Asking for help in general is hard but its extra hard when no one does things as well as I do
#sibling vagueposting hours#'keep an eye on the puppy bc I don't have the energy to chase him' does not in fact mean 'bring me the puppy so I can chain him to the couch#he needs?? exercise??? he's a BABY???#come ON sibling work w me here
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#as well as my good night tea#coquette#girl blogging#clean girl#face reveal#from the comfort of my couch#personal#pink pilates princess#lana del rey#Ethel chain#Marina#dream girl#joan didion#it girl#dollette#cinnamon girl
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Mouth still tastes like the nasty cocktail from last nigh
#speech bubble#tasted like shoe polish#tasted like my chain smoking great aunts couch in the 00s#tasted like Bad
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me (caffeine sensitive) tossing back trader joe’s mango black tea at 3 o clock in the afternoon the same way a grizzled loner guy drinks whiskey first thing in the morning. like i can’t sleep anyway. i don’t even care anymore i just wanna feel a false echo of the warmth she (fictional ex wife) took when she left
#clarketxt#this is so silly#anyway#mentally i have three days of stubble and im wearing a grimy wife pleaser and im chain smoking laying down on my couch
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However Many Sentences Whatever Day it Currently is (Tag Game)
Tagged by: @oberonbronze
Tagging: @elevenvolcanoes @chimeranauts
Rules: Post a number of sentences from any of your WIPs, equivalent to whatever day of the month it is.
Who are you kidding? You’re not calling Rose. You’d rather walk back to Texas than ask Rose for help. She’ll turn it into this whole thing, and you don’t need her to make a whole fuss out of your ‘traumas’, as she’d put it. You’d put it as ‘cool guy disease, sorry Rose, it’s terminal’, but then Rose would send an essay about how you’re deflecting by saying stupid shit and- Yeah, you’re not looking forward to that conversation in the slightest.
#i rarely do tag games bc they're usually. super long reblog chains and i hate those. but this is fun !!!!#ty ophie for tagging me :3#anyways this is from couch boy !!!!!!!!#i haven't written for it in a bit bc i've been busy but god. i love dave so much#couch boy#homestuck#carmen posts
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quick gifs time? quick gifs time!
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A smile certified to melt hearts
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#the way this man turns into an absolute fucking teddy bear when he unleashes that gorgeous smile makes every cell in my body VIBRATE#Sam is an angel with a beanie instead of a halo😇#behind all those gritty snake-like bass-playing stank faces lies a sweet marshmallow man with a heart of gold#the urge to cuddle up with this man on my couch this fine Sunday and watch movies and playing with his chain is hella strong#Sam Rivers#Limp Bizkit#nu-metal#SAM. I. AM.#Sammy Boy#Bass Boss#Bass Master#Catch me simpin' for Samuel on Sam Rivers Sunday#down the rabbit hole
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realising that nobody cares and i can actually smoke cigarettes inside my own home is life-ruining knowledge
#used to have to lean out a window but now i can just sit on my couch and chain smoke#this is how it happens
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Day 28: JOMPBPC: Read In February
My February, 2023 reading wrap-up! 💗
#justonemorepage#jompbpc#read in february#february 2023#reading wrap up#the sky blues#robbie couch#onyeka and the academy of the sun#tolá okogwu#chain of thorns#cassandra clare#kiss & tell#adib khorram#runt#craig silvey#beautiful books#amazing authors#lgbt+#genie#i love books
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