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sinful-roxy · 2 years ago
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Well it's hot like ouch And I'm chained to the couch And my brain spits bad ideas out of my mouth
I should be screamin' But I ain't got no tears no more I ain't got no tears ain't got no tears no more I ain't got no tears ain't got no tears no more Guess I lost a few things that were dear to me Like my arms and my legs and my body and my soul and my will to speak
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cecoeur · 8 months ago
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Daniel Ricciardo arrives (with his chain) ahead of the F1 Grand Prix of Japan at Suzuka International Racing Course | Media Day | 📸 - Peter Fox
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threeoffour · 7 months ago
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Sauron:"Hey Boss, what are you doing?" Morgoth:"Watching dominos fall." Sauron:"What?" Morgoth:"See, this guy, Hurin, kind of pissed me off so I got angry and cursed his family." Sauron:"As you do." Morgoth:"And now his kid is an adult and he already killed his best friend, ruined a secret elven kingdom and he just got married....to his amnesiac kid sister he never met before." Sauron:"Boss?" Morgoth:"Yes?" Sauron:"Pass the popcorn."
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webdiggerxxx · 7 months ago
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shinobicyrus · 2 months ago
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It doesn't matter to JD Vance - or Trump's supporters - that the 'immigrants eating pets' stories are false. He's admitted as much, and says he will keep repeating them. Because "memes."
It also doesn't matter when it's pointed out to him that the Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio are in the country legally. He's going to keep calling them "illegal" because their legal status is not the thing about them that he finds objectionable.
It doesn't matter if they're legal immigrants or illegal immigrants. It doesn't matter that immigrants - regardless of legal status - are statistically much less likely to commit crimes than those born in the United States.
None of those things matter, because it's never been about those things.
Trump & JD Vance and all of their supporters hate immigrants. Full stop. The reasons and justifications will always shift and change to fit the present circumstances and political environment; reactionary politics at its finest. Meanwhile, the cold and vile core remains unchanged:
"These non-white people are lesser than us. In fact, they aren't people and we don't want them here."
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gomzdrawfr · 1 day ago
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Just asking….you’re also into Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil? If so.
WHICH Leon version you like BEST???👀
I've been meaning to answer this but I put it off so long bcuz I'm trying to contain my excitement and not go absolutely bat shit crazy over Leon SLKDGHFJGHLK
THE best is such a hard choice but...im biased and I love games that get remake so...Leon from RE 4 remake is my fav...LOOK AT HIM
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and because I feel like it...a few more honorable mention:
pretty boi Leon from RE2...
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh man Leon from re6 nearly took the top spot bcuz....*GESTURES FRANTICALLY*
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mettywiththenotes · 11 months ago
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This series really is just Izuku attempting to drag Tomura into a therapy session while he claws at the floor screaming. Refusing to let go of the doorframe as Izuku tries to pull him off, the therapist just sat there stunned as Izuku assures them he's got it handled
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halogalopaghost · 5 months ago
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Asking for help in general is hard but its extra hard when no one does things as well as I do
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ellejos · 1 year ago
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vegaseatsass · 6 months ago
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The Most Unhinged semifinals are really such a good snapshot of characters I have loved, damn. Ming doesn't stand a chance against Vegas and Xie'er doesn't stand a chance against Xue Yang but I'm so proud of them for making it into the final four against such beautifully insane heavy hitters <3
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sinful-roxy · 9 months ago
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ereborne · 10 months ago
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Song of the Day: February 13
“Coast of Marseilles” by Jimmy Buffett
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duchessbian · 4 months ago
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me (caffeine sensitive) tossing back trader joe’s mango black tea at 3 o clock in the afternoon the same way a grizzled loner guy drinks whiskey first thing in the morning. like i can’t sleep anyway. i don’t even care anymore i just wanna feel a false echo of the warmth she (fictional ex wife) took when she left
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carmen-in-space · 9 months ago
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However Many Sentences Whatever Day it Currently is (Tag Game)
Tagged by: @oberonbronze
Tagging: @elevenvolcanoes @chimeranauts
Rules: Post a number of sentences from any of your WIPs, equivalent to whatever day of the month it is.
Who are you kidding? You’re not calling Rose. You’d rather walk back to Texas than ask Rose for help. She’ll turn it into this whole thing, and you don’t need her to make a whole fuss out of your ‘traumas’, as she’d put it. You’d put it as ‘cool guy disease, sorry Rose, it’s terminal’, but then Rose would send an essay about how you’re deflecting by saying stupid shit and- Yeah, you’re not looking forward to that conversation in the slightest.
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whoregaylorenzo · 9 months ago
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quick gifs time? quick gifs time!
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downtherabbitholewithlucy · 2 years ago
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A smile certified to melt hearts
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✨💗✨💗✨💗✨💗✨💗✨💗✨
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