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Well it's hot like ouch And I'm chained to the couch And my brain spits bad ideas out of my mouth
I should be screamin' But I ain't got no tears no more I ain't got no tears ain't got no tears no more I ain't got no tears ain't got no tears no more Guess I lost a few things that were dear to me Like my arms and my legs and my body and my soul and my will to speak
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Daniel Ricciardo arrives (with his chain) ahead of the F1 Grand Prix of Japan at Suzuka International Racing Course | Media Day | 📸 - Peter Fox
#daniel ricciardo#yeah yeah VCarb merch but that chain peeking through!!#dr3#he can sit on the couch with his hand in his pants and smoking cigarettes while I cook him dinner#in the sleaziest au in my head
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Sauron:"Hey Boss, what are you doing?" Morgoth:"Watching dominos fall." Sauron:"What?" Morgoth:"See, this guy, Hurin, kind of pissed me off so I got angry and cursed his family." Sauron:"As you do." Morgoth:"And now his kid is an adult and he already killed his best friend, ruined a secret elven kingdom and he just got married....to his amnesiac kid sister he never met before." Sauron:"Boss?" Morgoth:"Yes?" Sauron:"Pass the popcorn."
#Meanwhile poor Hurin just sits between Morgoth and Sauron on the couch#chained up and forced to watch while these two treat it like The Real Housewives of Beleriand#lord of the rings#lotr#shitpost#silmarillion
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#couch#plaid#pattern#puppy#dog#stuffed animals#plush#plushies#abandoned#garbage can#chain link fence#flickr#oldweb#old web#2009
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It doesn't matter to JD Vance - or Trump's supporters - that the 'immigrants eating pets' stories are false. He's admitted as much, and says he will keep repeating them. Because "memes."
It also doesn't matter when it's pointed out to him that the Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio are in the country legally. He's going to keep calling them "illegal" because their legal status is not the thing about them that he finds objectionable.
It doesn't matter if they're legal immigrants or illegal immigrants. It doesn't matter that immigrants - regardless of legal status - are statistically much less likely to commit crimes than those born in the United States.
None of those things matter, because it's never been about those things.
Trump & JD Vance and all of their supporters hate immigrants. Full stop. The reasons and justifications will always shift and change to fit the present circumstances and political environment; reactionary politics at its finest. Meanwhile, the cold and vile core remains unchanged:
"These non-white people are lesser than us. In fact, they aren't people and we don't want them here."
#God remember the#migrant caravans#during the 2018 midterms? (I don't even remember if they brought that back for 2020 or 2022)#or for that matter#chain migration#which again had nothing to do with undocumented immigrants but immigrants already in the country legally and the ''crisis''#of these immigrants bringing their families over to live with them#Like...listen I try to shirk away from hyperbole and I know this is only a continuation of shit that Trump's been doing#for the better part of a decade so it's not really news but...#this is just mask-off Nazi shit#the Republican Party are full mask-off fascists#the head of their party is ranting racist nonsense and then people are terrorizing an entire town with BOMB THREATS AGAINST SCHOOLS#because of these racist lies - and not only is there no push back from the party#they're all just doubling down#my best friend is a vet-tech multiple states away from Ohio and now has to hear about this 'pets being eaten' bullshit#this shit is getting worse and is going to keep getting worse#until we make Trump - the MAGA movement - and the entire Republican Party#powerless - this shit needs to be politically nonviable or they're going to keep doing this shit#or mark my words - just like a pizza place that didn't even have a basement - next time the bomb threats won't be fake#Racism#MAGA#Donald Trump#Immigration#Xenophobia#Republican Party#American Fascism#White Supremacy#and the couch-fucker in chief:#JD Vance
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Just asking….you’re also into Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil? If so.
WHICH Leon version you like BEST???👀
I've been meaning to answer this but I put it off so long bcuz I'm trying to contain my excitement and not go absolutely bat shit crazy over Leon SLKDGHFJGHLK
THE best is such a hard choice but...im biased and I love games that get remake so...Leon from RE 4 remake is my fav...LOOK AT HIM
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and because I feel like it...a few more honorable mention:
pretty boi Leon from RE2...
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh man Leon from re6 nearly took the top spot bcuz....*GESTURES FRANTICALLY*
#i dont think u understand how much that chain scene changed the trajectory of my life there#I watched my friend played AND WE BOTH STOOD UP AND JUMPED AROUND THE COUCH SILENTLY SCREAMING and then failed to continue#also the mods? from this game?...THE ONE WITH THE TRAMP-#im behaving#*shaking and rattling the bars of my enclosure*#i have zero shame SDFKJ outing myself out there with this ask#i also really like that one artist's Leon so like yeah...#Leon awakened too many things from me...skadjfshflkg#used to watch gameplays from my cousin and brother growing up...#OH MY GOD yeah also leon from dbd is SINFUL K;ASFDHLZJGH#okok no no no getting back into my cage lets not go there lKJSZGSkarehsdgZJHU#thank you for the ask and sorry if i went a bit feral there#HAHA#ask response#thanks for the ask <3
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This series really is just Izuku attempting to drag Tomura into a therapy session while he claws at the floor screaming. Refusing to let go of the doorframe as Izuku tries to pull him off, the therapist just sat there stunned as Izuku assures them he's got it handled
#there's nail dents on the door and everything#somehow the couch is scratched up and torn apart#tomura got into the waiting room and fought every single person there#izuku's got him chained with black whip and pulling him apart from people#izuku just wants this stray cat to live a good life but he's making it so fucking difficult#bnha#shigaraki and midoriya#tomura shigaraki#izuku midoriya#mettys posts#metty posts#bnha manga spoilers
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Asking for help in general is hard but its extra hard when no one does things as well as I do
#sibling vagueposting hours#'keep an eye on the puppy bc I don't have the energy to chase him' does not in fact mean 'bring me the puppy so I can chain him to the couch#he needs?? exercise??? he's a BABY???#come ON sibling work w me here
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#as well as my good night tea#coquette#girl blogging#clean girl#face reveal#from the comfort of my couch#personal#pink pilates princess#lana del rey#Ethel chain#Marina#dream girl#joan didion#it girl#dollette#cinnamon girl
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The Most Unhinged semifinals are really such a good snapshot of characters I have loved, damn. Ming doesn't stand a chance against Vegas and Xie'er doesn't stand a chance against Xue Yang but I'm so proud of them for making it into the final four against such beautifully insane heavy hitters <3
#ming you're fighting VEGAS how does it feel hon#i never told tumblr but before joe locked himself down for a year of ming dick (i.e. fulfilled my deepest fantasies on his own)#i was planning to try to write a fic where ming in a time loop without joe#decides what he did wrong was not keep joe chained to a couch successfully enough#and goes to his friend vegas for some help and advice and gets gifted a safehouse#i still think ming could learn so much from vegas!!!!!#and i honestly think xue yang would be very impressed by xie'er#like oh your guy is alive and yours forever but still suffering eternal revenge? WOW man#hero worship of yiling laozu cancelled scorpion prince is my idol now#dear diary
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Song of the Day: February 13
“Coast of Marseilles” by Jimmy Buffett
#song of the day#could've been 'On the Radio' by Regina Spektor which was playing in my head when I woke up this morning#(without the music backing I always end up singing it with a back-and-forthing rhythm like 'Chained to the Couch'. another stirring song)#could have been 'Cheeseburger in Paradise' by Jimmy Buffett#Nick asked me about the lyrics while I was thinking about something else and for a moment I forgot any words to any song ever#had to focus all my concentration down to the finest point and pull 'tried to amend my carnivorous habits' out of the depths of creation#could have been 'Cheatin Songs' by Midland which is just /such/ a fun song. classic country music meta-references and a wonderful accent#but any time that Coast of Marseilles plays it is automatically the song of the day#of all the songs I croon to myself it's probably the prettiest. also one of the most likely for my brothers to join in on#at the very least quite likely for Duncan to pick up the whistling at the end. tbh the only song that makes me wish /I/ could whistle#'would you be remembering me / I ask that question time and again#the answer came and haunted me so / I would not want to think it again / no I would not want to think it again#you make it so hard to forget / I haven't stopped lovin you yet'
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me (caffeine sensitive) tossing back trader joe’s mango black tea at 3 o clock in the afternoon the same way a grizzled loner guy drinks whiskey first thing in the morning. like i can’t sleep anyway. i don’t even care anymore i just wanna feel a false echo of the warmth she (fictional ex wife) took when she left
#clarketxt#this is so silly#anyway#mentally i have three days of stubble and im wearing a grimy wife pleaser and im chain smoking laying down on my couch
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However Many Sentences Whatever Day it Currently is (Tag Game)
Tagged by: @oberonbronze
Tagging: @elevenvolcanoes @chimeranauts
Rules: Post a number of sentences from any of your WIPs, equivalent to whatever day of the month it is.
Who are you kidding? You’re not calling Rose. You’d rather walk back to Texas than ask Rose for help. She’ll turn it into this whole thing, and you don’t need her to make a whole fuss out of your ‘traumas’, as she’d put it. You’d put it as ‘cool guy disease, sorry Rose, it’s terminal’, but then Rose would send an essay about how you’re deflecting by saying stupid shit and- Yeah, you’re not looking forward to that conversation in the slightest.
#i rarely do tag games bc they're usually. super long reblog chains and i hate those. but this is fun !!!!#ty ophie for tagging me :3#anyways this is from couch boy !!!!!!!!#i haven't written for it in a bit bc i've been busy but god. i love dave so much#couch boy#homestuck#carmen posts
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quick gifs time? quick gifs time!
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A smile certified to melt hearts
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#the way this man turns into an absolute fucking teddy bear when he unleashes that gorgeous smile makes every cell in my body VIBRATE#Sam is an angel with a beanie instead of a halo😇#behind all those gritty snake-like bass-playing stank faces lies a sweet marshmallow man with a heart of gold#the urge to cuddle up with this man on my couch this fine Sunday and watch movies and playing with his chain is hella strong#Sam Rivers#Limp Bizkit#nu-metal#SAM. I. AM.#Sammy Boy#Bass Boss#Bass Master#Catch me simpin' for Samuel on Sam Rivers Sunday#down the rabbit hole
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