Isekai royalty manhwas/mangas/manhuas/etc. are missing out on the opportunities of a modern day MC who is the definition of too much confidence and luck. Oh shit MC was forced to attend a royal ball and attract the prince??? No prob! Just waltzes in there like they own the palace, talking to others and overall just having a good time. They KNOW they got plot armor and take FULL advantage of it (I mean like what’s dying a second time gonna do?? 🤷♀️)
Comes the time where the ML comes in and MC is half drunk and pulling the dumbest pick up lines known to man. “Hey was ur mom a baker?” “???- no she’s the qu-“ “cuz u got some nice buns..” *que the crickets*
“You father must have been a thief” “!!?? HOW DARE Y-“ “cuz he stole the stars and put them in ur eyes babygurl” *wink wonk* whole time the ML is just like 😐.
And the poor “villains” aren’t immune to MC’s rizz either. At this point it’s a damn harem. The only villains I see managing to actually do some damage are the non important ones. Like the abusive mother/father, the ex spouse, etc. Also reader needs to be a hoe a lil bit cuz I’m tired of them being embarrassed virgins all the time. Gimme chad MC who is like “Hey, I know we just got married and all that but if you want to take your time and don’t feel like your ready for sex it’s okay we don’t have to do anything you don’t wanna.” And the ML is all like “I was about to say the same for you as well, but you are right I would like to take my time.” Zoom past a chapter or two and the ML is getting his ankles put behind his ears, getting his ass smacked, hair pulled, getting MILKED, passing out and tryna “run” from reader. (They have a safe word In place dw)
Royal guards come in at some point because it sounds like he’s getting murdered 👍.
Royal maids coming in a day later to see the demolished bed and ripped apart sheets, curtains, and pillows and “are thOSE F&KINH CLAW MARKS ON THE WALSS?!”:
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Older Sid x reader under a mistletoe?
(yes! Thank you!)
pairings: older!sidney Prescott x f!reader
warnings: none
day of naughty or nice: 2
You guys were just hanging out.
it wasn’t really a party, just more of a get together with friends. Gale poking around the wine, Sam trying to get comfortable, the twins getting into a disagreement, Kirby calling in. It was nice.
and Sidney….
well she was on her way. You hadn’t really seen her in all honesty lately.
“hey pretty lady.” Chad jokes as he comes to sit down beside you. “Hey dipshit.” You joke with a sweet smile which causes Chad to laugh.
he’s like an older brother sometimes.
“why so down?” He suddenly asks which caused a bit of confusion. You never really noticed how you’ve been acting.
“oh- I didn’t notice. Guess I’m just really calm.” You shrug softly. “Want a drink?” Chad suggests with s funny lifted eyebrow. Maybe you could use one.
“sure. Why not?” And with that the night almost turns into a party.
then you hear the door open!
you hear the door open….
you and gale immediately turn to see Sidney Prescott in all her glory. She looks so beautiful and peaceful.
in your tipsy state a part of you immediately wants to go over and hug her. But you decide not to as she starts greeting everyone warmly.
when she greets you, you’re thankfully able to keep your call. Even though she’s sweet you can tell she looks at you a tiny bit confused. She can tell you’ve been getting a tiny bit tipsy.
“oh! Hi Sidney!” You say sweetly. You look a bit cute in this state admittedly.
she just chuckles as she puts down some boxes. “Hey y/n.”
after a while you feel a tiny bit nervous and drink some water to sober up the tiny bit of you that was tipsy.
you head back to the kitchen to finish and when you’re about to come back out you’re stopped by Sidney. She looks down at you and you don’t realize when you’re pressed up against the middle of the threshold.
“y/n right? I need to ask you a question…” she says and you give a more calm and collected nod. “Go on.” You say confidently.
“where did you learn how to dress?” Sidney asks but the thing is it’s not conniving or rude. It’s almost complementing. “You look really.”
she spoke with a small smirk like smile. “Oh thank you. You look pretty good yourself.” You give a small but innocent smirk. You’re trying to play everything off.
“look up.” And with that you look up and your eyes immediately widen. I look back to Sidney with nervous but happy eyes before you feel the kiss.
it’s quick but makes you feel things. “Call me sometime.” She suggests before calmly walking away. Like that didn’t just happen.
you have to stand there shocked to try and comprehend what just happen.
did her, Sidney Prescott, just kiss YOU? Ain’t now way.
a few seconds later you hear laughing in the living room and snap out of it before going back to all of your friends.
the rest of the night goes great. Even though Sidney does give some flirtatious glances she’s still genuinely sweet.
At the end of the night you see her giving you a wink before mouthing. “Good night baby girl.
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a friendly edit: 1. make sure you have read the whole post before coming to conclusions or spreading this, 2. have read my tag where i say and i quote "im not any kind of authority i'm just some guy and an unintelligent one at that. do NOT listen to me in a serious way". i'm not going to turn off reblogs over my own fear of being misunderstood, but i did not want this post- which is just my pretty meaningless commentary for personal amusement- to gain any traction nor attention. i am a very unimportant bystander in this situation. thanks! ok on to the original post
i had to go to bed during the live event happening but i'm not surprised to see the twitter remains compromised currently. i did see that some chad from our side wrangled the FA url out of the grasp of opps tho
im not sure if this is true/how much involvement they had but it looks like nullbulgegroup did the taking-back (which is not completed yet, site and twitter are still compromised </3) or at least a lot of it
i am seeing a LOT of these from the hacked FA >:3
heheheh schadenfreude
had the tabs open from when i was watching it last night, i love to see a pretty quick fighting back and i gotta admit it's entertaining to watch a hack happen in real time, that's never happened to me before in my long time on the internet
and this is where we're at... hoping for the best now!
don't go to FA, though your information is secure, apparently.
VERY GOOD SUMMARY HERE
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Ngl, fail to see how Chloe calling Red 'a villain' in film makes her like Chad when uh, Chloe was nice in meeting to Red only for Red to be an ass to her and then Chloe saw her seemingly join in on her mom's coup by saying Chloe's mom is guilty of treasom and Red CONTINUED to be an ass to Chloe for the rest of the film until Chloe is basically shamed by the film into caving to do what Red wants.
If anything, Chloe has some shown reasons to be calling Red that and not liking her, while Chad in first film didn't try at all to be nice to the VKs unless he could use them for homework and basically got bitchy about them when they did nothing to him.
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Well... This happened! ❤️😈😩
I got the opportunity to play with Chad Micheal Collins on his stream three days ago and now friends with him on Cod! (I'm Queenie in the back), he's super friendly and very nice! Hope I get to play with him again
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