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So today America certified its own insurrection. Congrats.
We're screwed. 卐
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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
#fresh from the river#pond scum#mini banger#humble banger#certified banger#terrified banger#explosion
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Oborevwori Plays Deadly Drums For Officials Who Certify Poorly Executed Projects
Oborevwori Plays Deadly Drums For Officials Who Certify Poorly Executed Projects Delta State Governor, Sheriff Oborevwori, Sunday, said his administration would not spare any government official who certifies uncompleted or poorly executed projects for payment. Governor Oborevwori, disclosed this at the retirement thanksgiving service of the Permanent Secretary/Accountant-General, Delta State…
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wholesome representation will kill the patient. she needs to torture fictional characters to live
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Todays Word Of The Day is: Homologate
Homologate originates from the Greek homologein(to agree). The word entered English in the 16th century.
#unscramblerer#word of the day#acknowledge#agree#consent#support#accept#sanction#recognize#certify#authorize#validate#endorse#ratify#confirm#approve
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now#there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??'#and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies#aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you#so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager#the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience
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i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels
#femmeofhearts thoughts#lesbian#certified weird femme#this is totally not about anything specific that i’m still mad about at all wdym#i love nothing more than to haunt people#ooo yes you cannot escape the thought of me oooooo#femme dyke
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A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:
It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:
So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:
So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.
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do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?
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#asks#anonymous#i feel like you sent this to make me feel better after I was bitching but as a certified 5’4 binch no I do not think height differences#are predatory. thank you for the ask though
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being hot isn't only for pretty people btw
#poll#as the poll maker I can say I am certifiably hot and this is because I have exteme confidence based in nothing#my appearance is secondary to this
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Just found out about the weirdest shark ever
Prickly dogfish
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And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?
Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?
#fresh from the river#sorry just thinking about this and curious#polls#please answer before the curiosity kills me /silly#for me ofc it depends who’s hosting#if it’s family i show up on time to help out#close friends and i’m only a bit late#anyone else and im probably close to an hour ‘late’#mini banger#humble banger#certified banger#lord help me#turned off reblogs cause this seriously got out of hand yall#i’ve got a FAQ somewhere in the reblogs
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He might be 6’0 and built like a brick but i see the rage of a teenage girl in his eyes
#dcu#batman#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#batkids#jason todd#red hood#red hood dc#also also#honorable non superhero mention#kingskin#nsbu kingskin#kingskin nsbu#dimension 20#d20#d20 nsbu#this also applies to bruce wayne#and#anyone else u want#10k#certified bangers
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Why do successful solution providers ruin everything by becoming tech companies?
How did SalesForce go from being a problem-solver to a technology (AI) pusher?
After 40-plus years in high-tech, I have seen many exciting breakthroughs. However, the greatest lesson I have learned—and continue to learn—is the following: Ten to fifteen years from now, we will look back on today’s “generative AI tech—including ChatGPT—with the same dismissive attitude we now view floppy disks, 286 computers, modems, and dot matrix printers. I want you to keep this in mind…
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