#certify

[nymphoutofwater]

And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?

Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

[kiddycup]

[themainspoon]

A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

[junglejim4322]

do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

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[imhereonthekitchenfloor]

being hot isn't only for pretty people btw

[valentinedagger]

wholesome representation will kill the patient. she needs to torture fictional characters to live

[femmeofhearts]

i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels

[quark-nova]

Just found out about the weirdest shark ever

Prickly dogfish

[tisorridalamor]

Legendary mangaka Arakawa Hiromu is forklift certified!

[procurement-insights]

Why do successful solution providers ruin everything by becoming tech companies?

How did SalesForce go from being a problem-solver to a technology (AI) pusher?

After 40-plus years in high-tech, I have seen many exciting breakthroughs. However, the greatest lesson I have learned—and continue to learn—is the following: Ten to fifteen years from now, we will look back on today’s “generative AI tech—including ChatGPT—with the same dismissive attitude we now view floppy disks, 286 computers, modems, and dot matrix printers. I want you to keep this in mind…

[nymphoutofwater]

made a lil thing

[judes-dump]

If Justin McElroy a 40 year old cis white man from West Virginia can casually come up with the sentence "boys of all genders" then i think there is hope for us all in this transgender world.....

[vaggieslefteye]

VEROSIKA MAYDAY, Succubus Pop Star | 2x09 - Apology Tour

"Blitz, there is a crowd full of people here who cared so much they throw an entire fucking party about hating you every year! Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?"

[themainspoon]

I remember seeing images back in the day from a Japanese English textbook focused soley on how swearing and profanity work in English. It spread around a little because it contained many pictures of anime girls telling eachother to fuck off and calling things shit, but in otherwise weirdly formal English. I wish I could find it, but when I look it up none of the books that come up are the one I'm thinking of.