#centurii-chan

[wearemercs]

POV: the mercenary in front of you is paid double by centurii-chan

[reashot]

Dad. I'm Straight (feat. Wolf Faunus Ruby)

Jaune: Dad... I want to tell you,,, I'm Straight.

Papa Arc: ....Okay?

Jaune: And I also want to tell you... That I have a girlfriend.

Papa Arc: ... Fo' real?

Jaune: DAD!!!

Papa Arc: Okay, sorry. I still find it hard to believe my son is both straight and have a girlfriend.

Jaune: So dad. What do you think?

Papa Arc: Don't worry son. Your mom and I are straight.

As long you aren't a bottom and fucking a faunus I will always accept you.

Jaune: ....

*knocks on the door*

Ruby: Jaune~ yoo-hoo. I'm here for our date and for our weekly pegging session.

Jaune: *gulp*.....

Papa Arc: ....... I have no son.

[ciccerone]

she likes to show off

[juanarc-thethird]

Always help your friends.

Jaune: *Sighs* I miss Pyrrha.

Yang: *Smiles as she pulls her hair up* I can help you with that~ 💕

[rebecca-lotto]

[mizstik]

[thatslewdacris]

[crawlerarts]

Centurii-chan's Irish chieftan/chieftess

Link: https://twitter.com/CenturiiC/status/1525129011080626178?lang=en

[superiorsturgeon]

Ruby: *knocking* Jaune? I’m here to help fix up Crocea Mors!

Ruby: …hm…it’s not like Jaune to not answer the door…I hope he’s okay…!

Ruby: *tests door handle and finds it unlocked* …hello…? Jaune?

Plap! Plap! Plap! Plap! Plap!

Ruby: What’s that slapping sound? Could that be Jaune and Pyrrha…?! 😳

Ruby: They must have forgotten I was coming over! I need to get out of here before-

Pyrrha: *walks up behind Ruby* Hello, Ruby! 👋 😊

Ruby: AAAHHH!!! PYRRHA!!! 😱

Ruby: Wait, if you’re here, then who…? 🤔

Ruby: *pushes door open*

Jaune: *furiously kneading and slapping bread dough* Get gluten! Get gluten! Get gluten! 🍞

[wearemercs]

Meet the Landsknecht 🇩🇪 | comic by Centurii

[kabewski]

Centurii-Witch!

[ciccerone]

DJ Spit by Centurii-chan

[howlingday]

Ruby: What would you like, sir?

Jaune: Just a french coffee, please.

Weiss: You keep bragging about this French coffee. How is the way it's brewed any different from regular coffee?

Jaune: It isn't, but that's not what makes it French.

Ruby: (Drinks coffee, Leans down)

Jaune: (Leans up, Makes out with Ruby) Mm... Fagnifique~...

Ruby: How about you, Weiss?

Weiss: Er... Just a cafe latte for me.

Ruby: Sure! Just a sec.

Ruby: (Comes back) Here's your cafe latte, bestie~! I used the freshest milk we have~!

Weiss: Fresh? From here?

Ruby: Yup! From our very own local provider, Weiss~!

Weiss: (Looks over)

Yang: (Laying back, Ice packs on boobs)

Weiss: Oh god...

[setzeri]

-I am the rightful heir to the cake thou just consumed! -Wasn't it you who served it to us to begin with!?

Happy birthday to @murgoten! This one is a spiritual sequel to the one from last year.

[sen-the-tired-one]

Centurii’s art has me in a chokehold

[farsight-the-char]

If GW ever does another "Greatsword" unit for Cities of Sigmar, I am buying a box and painting them as Centurii-chan's Gyaru Landsknecht.